No Dice
63 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsWelcome to our pocket dimension of the internet! We are No Dice, we love worldbuilding jokes and making each other laugh! Join our shenanigans through our flagship show Chaos&Dragons (Season 1 The Bridegroom Prince, S2 The Thorax, S3 Dimensional Treasure), C&D Minigames (Like Chaos&Dragons but shorter), Actually No Dice (we make each other play non-D&D games), The Homebrewery (we make each other learn homebrew stuff), and NDA Hours (just us talking about stuff, after hours) along the way!
New things are always coming around the corner, among them a patreon exclusive series! If you like what you see and want more and better future content, head over to patreon.com/actuallynodice and check out @ActuallyNoDice on twitter for all our channel updates! And remember, the greatest magic of all is time magic. Until next time, time traveler...
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Episodes
The Bridegroom Prince #7.5 "You Know How Wizards Are Known For Having Just A Bunch of Hit Points?"
March 22, 2021 01:00 - 23 minutes - 27.1 MBMonte meets the crew of the Ice Cream, Derek takes notes for the first time, and 3en Benifies a few things. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bridegroom Prince #7 "Spyyn of Lyys"
March 15, 2021 01:00 - 24 minutes - 28.1 MB3en forgets continuity again and lets Derek have an item that was previously stolen from his character, and Monte must choose between his betrothed and the love of his life. It's not a hard choice. Chaotic Law: Procrastinate, where nothing happens this session but next time there will be 2 Chaotic Laws. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bridegroom Prince #6.5 "By All Accounts It Doesn't Make Sense"
March 08, 2021 02:00 - 15 minutes - 20.9 MBMonte and Caramel navigate Salem's Lot and the Liquid Dunes, Derek runs out of clever jokes, and 3en confuses SoCal with Christopher Walken. The Chaotic Law remains the same as last week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bridegroom Prince #6 "The Virus We Are"
March 01, 2021 02:00 - 18 minutes - 21.2 MBThings start to come into focus for Monte as he learns more about the woman in white. The Chaotic Law is "Sweet 16" but it doesn't matter 'cause no 16s are rolled. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bridegroom Prince #5.5 "Lasagna Is Incredible"
February 22, 2021 02:06 - 20 minutes - 23.3 MBWith the arrival of the woman in white, Monte blunders blindly as they look for a way to cure his ailment, Derek insults the parents of anyone named Nadine, and 3en relishes DMing a blind PC... The Chaotic Law remains "What Are The Odds", and from this point most recording sessions are split into two episodes, and so the Chaotic Law remains the same for two episodes. It's important to 3en that you know that we didn't forget. Also, for more and better future content, https://www.patreon.com/ac...
The Bridegroom Prince #5 "I Can't Finger Guns 'Cause My Hands Are Tied"
February 22, 2021 02:05 - 24 minutes - 28.5 MBAfter becoming permanently blind in a random encounter with a creature more beautiful than himself, Monte is readultnapped by the three criminals as a mysterious woman in white pursues their party... The Chaotic Law is "What Are The Odds" where the DM and PCs have an extra chance for a natural 1s and 20s by attempting to predict the dice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bridegroom Prince #4.5 "Do Our Calendars Have Years That Are Colors?"
February 22, 2021 02:04 - 23 minutes - 26.5 MBPicking up mid conversation from last week, Monte finally names his dragonair companion as they continue to navigate the surprisingly populous Rapids of Amnesia... The Chaotic Law remains "It's A Musical". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bridegroom Prince #4 "I'm A Weeb Now"
February 22, 2021 02:03 - 22 minutes - 25.2 MBIn this episode, Monte heads into the Rapids of Amnesia, Derek fears the audience will hate him for a character choice, and 3en continues to not research nautical terms beforehand... The Chaotic Law is "It's A Musical" where all PC dialogue must be sung. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bridegroom Prince #3 "My Edge Is Not Wearing Size 2 Children's Shoes"
February 22, 2021 02:02 - 17 minutes - 20.3 MBAfter being adultnapped, Monte attempts to work his captors, Derek forgets everything that happened in the last two episodes, and Uncle Grandpa (definitely not 3en) forgets what a coat is. The Chaotic Law of this episode was "Can I Buy A Question" where all PC clarification questions cost them 1 gp. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bridegroom Prince #2 "Aaah, Yes... I Forgot You Were Russian"
February 22, 2021 02:01 - 25 minutes - 28.9 MBAfter learning he is being followed, young Count Monte of the House of Python chooses to visit his old friend Chekhov at a very historically accurate and eloquently described lighthouse... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bridegroom Prince #1 "No No, The Godfather Voice is Another NPC..."
February 22, 2021 02:00 - 18 minutes - 25.2 MBOnce upon a time in the legally distinct land of Guildyr, the most beautiful man in all the land lies sleepless in the Sighting 'n' Sea Dint—the fanciest inn in his home town of MacGuffin. In attempts to calm his restlessness, he must choose whether to visit the MacGuffin Mansion or Red Herring Bay... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bridegroom Prince Introduction - "Why Make Things Simple When You Can Benify Them"
February 18, 2021 19:13 - 6 minutes - 7.18 MBYOU FOOL! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never rob a bank across the street from a diner with the best donuts in three counties... but only slightly less well-known is this—never click on a podcast with less than 100 positive reviews! In related news, you're a hipster now, congratulations. In this introductory episode you'll hear us continually get distracted as we try to warn you about who we are and what we're trying to do here... And for more and better ...
No Dice Pre-Launch
February 15, 2021 02:08 - 1 minute - 1.54 MBNothing to see here. Just ye ol average podcast test episode. No shenanigans here. No Sir. Very regular, wholesome, all-round median trailer. No reason to keep reading this intro because there's nothing left to discuss........... Oh. Your still reading. Well ok. Welcome... I didn't prepare anything for you. How's your day been?... Good. Good. So... Tell me about yourself... WOW you are fun and interesting. Say we will be back here same time next week. Sunday 8 PM lets hangout again cool... Aw...