Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast

Sleep Deprivation Mistakes - Simon's Display Home Depression - Jess wants to hit someone with her car

Who is in the wrong? – a listener wore an $1800 shirt to hold her sisters baby and it threw up on her. The sister is asking for the shirt to be paid for What did sleep deprivation make you do? – Nick sent his father’s birthday card to himself Ugly Truth – Simon hits a listener with some harsh truth Woman runs man down in the GC – Jess wants to do the same to a friend who posted he “hasn’t had a decent meal yet in Italy. I can get a better pasta and pizza in Australia” Nick’s friend went...

Changing your partner - Bringing Pets Home - Dog Fishing

What little thing would you change about your partner? – Nick hates that his wife peels vegetables into the sink Have you ever brought a pet home without telling your partner? – Jess and her Boyfriend can’t decide on a breed of dog to get. She’s thinking of just bringing her ideal dog home without telling him. Jess’ Diary – Jess is thinking of just bringing home the dog of her dreams without telling her boyfriend Angus and just make him deal with the fact that they now have a pet Wedding...

What came up to you in the ocean - Worst idea you've ever had - Am I Weird?

What came up to you in the ocean? – Simon has had Turtles come up to him and saw dolphins chilling with surfers in Newy yesterday Worst idea you’ve ever heard/had – Trump wants to Nuke hurricanes Am I Weird? – Simon likes to walk fast and doesn’t care if he leaves the person he’s walking with behind

Scott Russell Hill - Nick's Birthday Presents - Make up to break up with your partner

Povo Book week costumes - Simon doesn't fit Skinny Jeans anymore and Nick's last name has apparently changed

Bottom 3 – Nick highlights the weeks worst moments in hilarious fashion Nick’s Wife, Georgette, has a friend who thought Nick’s last name was “Jess and Simon” Jess overheard two men competing over whose cheating story was the worst. Simon bought his regular jeans yesterday that no longer fit. Is his time in the skinny jean gone? Most povo book week costume in Newcastle What is your go to photo in your phone? – When people start whipping out their photos to tell stories, nick has a few ...

Newcastle makes us cringe - Jess is being victimised in the workplace - Post Holiday Weigh in

Make us cringe – Nick’s friend ruptured his ball sack at football training. Can anyone make us cringe more? Bonbonnieres, yay or nay? – Simon is torn whether or not to give out party favours at his wedding. Ugly Truth – Simon drops some ugly truth to a listener worried about ruining a relationship with her friend by telling him she likes him Jess is feeling personally victimised by the memes on the HIT 106.9 instagram Simon’s voice changes whenever he has to MC an event. NJS weigh in a...

Jess had heart attacks every day in Italy - Simon dials Selena Gomez - Nick had poo on his head while shopping

Jess’ Dairy – She was having heart attacks for 14 days straight thinking her boyfriend would propose to her in Italy Nick, Jess and Simon try and dial celebrities on Instagram What did you wish you were told sooner? – Nick went shopping with baby poo on his head Barry Toohey – The Newcastle Herald Sports journalist talks about Nathan Brown leaving the Knights as coach.

Crusty AirBnB - Jess jumped off a cliff - Nick likes Kid's TV shows

Did you stay in a horrible AirBnB? – Simon stayed in the CRUSTIEST Airbnb in Brisbane. Can anyone in Newy beat his experience? Kid shows that you forgot existed Are you OCD about your car stereo noise level number? – Nick’s friend has to have his stereo noise level on an even number or a multiple of 5. Am I Weird? Jess got pressured by a crowd to jump off a rock Virgin are applying secret codes to nervous flyer tickets so they can check in with them during the flight Binge Bible – Ni...

Where do you hang your tea towel? - Scott Russell Hill Reads NJS - Christmas Mince Pies

Where do you hang your tea towel and dish rag? – after Chef Gary Usher slams people for hanging them on the tap and oven handle, we needed to know if anyone has weird spots they hang theirs Simon’s Top 5…things you wish your mum still did for you Simon’s mum got very angry at him over the wedding seating plan Scott Russell Hill reads Nick, Jess and Simon – Nick tells him that he doesn’t believe anything he’s about Christmas Mince Pies are already at coles

Scotty Cam - Commando Steve - Bali Blind Dates Wrap Up

Scott Cam – The block is back this weekend and he discusses the possibility of the block having a Newcastle season Commando Steve – He’s coming to Newcastle this weekend to run a free bootcamp Bali Blind Dates – Future Firey joins us to discuss the fact that Little Miss I Get What I Want may have cheated on him last night Bali Blind Dates – Wrap up of the week Does you pet have a human name?

Elly from the Bachelor - Bali Blind Dates Hookup - Heroes in your life

Do you know the Bachelor contestant Elly from Newcastle? When did a hero come along in your life? Bali Blind Dates – Richie Rich and The Keen Bean are not on good terms. He told her “I wake up with my daughter everyday, I don’t see myself waking up next to you” Bali Blind Dates – Little Miss I Get What I Want and the Future Firey got down and dirty a couple of nights ago. Was it good for both of them? UGLY TRUTH – Listener Isla had a parenting question for Simon this morning. Should she...

Daddy Crossfit is not into Gossip Girl - Heels Causing women problems - Mike Witney

Mike Witney – The Who Dares Win legend joined Nick, Jess and Simon to discuss his trip to Newy for Sydney Weekender When have heels caused you trouble? Bali Blind Dates – Yesterday’s Beer Cycle led to accidental flashing between girls and the comparison of male genitalia. Bali Blind Dates – Daddy Crossfit admits that he is not interested in Gossip Girl despite her starting to fall for him. Jess’ Diary – Jess got very candid about her image being photoshopped in a magazine to be slimmer....

Secret Bali Dates - Jess wants to file papers - Ooshie Craze

Matt Agnew – The Bachelor to chats all goss for the upcoming season What about the Woolworths Ooshies is so appealing? – The Fury Ooshie sold for $100k (bid was later retracted) but why are they so popular? Are they the basketball cards of today? Bali Blind Dates – “Little Miss I Get What I Want” hot minute reveals that she would cheat on the “Future Firey” with “Daddy Crossfit” Bali Blind Dates – “Gossip Girl” tells us that “Little Miss I Get What I Want” and “Daddy Crossfit” went off ...

LIVE FROM BALI!

Scott Russell Hill - Australia's most highly acclaimed Psychic gives our listeners live readings Should smoking be banned in the Newcastle CBD? – The Heart Foundation is pulling to have smoking banned in the Newy CBD Bali Blind Dates – “Future Firey” admits that he kissed “Little Miss I Get What I Want” 6hrs into meeting her Bali Blind Dates – “Gossip Girl” doesn’t like her match and wants to get in with “Future Firey” Bali Blind Dates  - “Little Miss I get what I Want” says that Gossip...

Mark Hughes - Nude Fams - Bottom 3

Mark Hughes – Beanies for brain cancer round is on this weekend and Mark stopped by the show to chat with us about the Mark Hughes Foundation and the Knights game tonight. Where did you get stuck? – A Newcastle lady has gotten herself stuck in a train station bathroom for quite the length of time Do you have a nude family? – Jess’ friend was facetiming her boyfriend in the bath when his mother and sister casually walked in and started doing their makeup to no objection whatsoever. Botto...

CHICKEN COMES BACK TO LIFE ON THE PLATE!

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How are your friends legends? – A lady at the races spilt red wine over her white outfit and her friends came to her rescue. What dumb thing did you get in trouble for? – Nick got in trouble for telling wife Georgette that she was making his dinner wrong. Ugly Truth – Simon helps a listener with a problem of a workplace crush. She likes the new guy in the office but he apparently has been inappropriate in an office environment before. Bali Blind Dates – Gossip Girl makes her final choic...

Simon secretly watched Pretty Little Liars - Nick's Dad Jokes - Jess' Diary

Is anyone under the age of 60 drinking orange and mango juice? – Nick has been sick and his wife bought him this juice to which he was disgusted and likened it to an old mans drink Jess’ Diary – one of her friends has eyes on her man Simon thinks he could tackle the ninja warrior course Nick tells dad jokes with canned laughter at the end to do a test on whether or not they’re funnier with the added laughs Simon has been secretly watching Pretty Little Liars so we called him out on it

Weird Kids - Family Feuds - Jobs on the Future

Did you have a family feud at your wedding? What weird things do your kids do? Bali Blind Dates – Gossip Girl Elimination #1 Am I weird? – Nick had carpet in his bathroom growing up 100 Jobs of the future – Simon wants to be a nostalgist

Bali Blind Dates Gossip Girl - Candy Crush Blunder - Simon's Top 5

Scott Russell Hill - Australia's most highly acclaimed Psychic gives our listeners live readings Bali Blind Dates – Meet “Gossip Girl” Simon’s Top 5…best insta’s of Newcastle to follow Jess’ friend changed the date on his phone to get more Candy Crush lives, forgot to change it back and then forgot his childs b’day Nick has too many Netflix shows to watch. Nick wrote a parody song for Charlestown Square 40th b’day that highlights Newcastle Trending now: Jellyfish beauty treatments

Dumb Ideas - Bottom 3 - Instagram Likes

Bottom 3 – Nick hilariously highlights the bottom moments of the week Dumb ideas that would make the world a better place Simon saw an insta post yesterday

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Have you watched the new Lion King? What did you think of it? – Producer Ty hated it so much that he had to rant about it on air. Do the Novocastrians agree with him? Bali Blind Dates – Richie Rich Final Decision Ugly Truth – Simon gives advice to a lady who’s partner no longer wants kids after dating for a long time. Area 51 is about to be raided Jess' Boyfriend Angus is a genius

JUSTIN LEE - NAKED SURFER DAD

Justin Lee, father of Redhead surfer Connor Lee, stripped off naked in Lennox Head to get a backup board to his son when it snapped mid-set. Listen to the interview below for the best laugh you'll have all day.

Simon's INTERESTING neighbours - Jess isn't a chill girlfriend - Nick's Yawn Test

Do you live next to someone interesting? – Simon’s neighbour seems to have a revolving door at night and it is intriguing him greatly. Bali Blind Dates – Richie Rich Elimination #2 Jess’ Diary – Jess lost her ‘Chill girlfriend’ vibe after her boyfriend took it too far. Nick’s son, Otis, has been joining words together to offend Nick’s Wife Nick’s Yawn Test – Will you be able to resist the yawn?

Wedding cake at Wedding? - loving your partner more than your kid - Jess' Gym Burp

Do you need a wedding cake at your wedding? – Next thing on Simon’s list of wedding prep is deciding on a wedding cake, or whether to have one at all Do you love your partner more than your kids? – a lady has written an article in which she describes that her love for her partner is greater than the love for her kids. Bali Blind Dates – Richie Rich Elimination #1 Am I Weird? – Simon asks Nick and Jess whether not having an Insta story up and feeling anxious about it is weird Jess got a ...

Hand Feeding Bees - Weird Break ins - Disney Quotes

Scott Russell Hill - Australia's most highly acclaimed Psychic gives our listeners live readings Weird Break ins – there is a spree of break ins in Newy that have no real point other than to be strange. Novocastrians tell us about their weird break ins they’ve experienced. Bali Blind Dates – We meet our 2nd contestant “Richie Rich” Simon’s Top 5…Disney quotes Simon drove through a cemetery blasting inappropriate rap music by accident Apparently bees are being hand fed on a farm. HOW?!

Only using the bathroom at home - Mum Shaming - Beauty and the Beast

Can you only go to the bathroom at home? How have you been mum shamed? Producer Ty invited NJS to be in Beauty and the Beast the musical (Audio Attached of the fun moment) Bottom 3 – Nick Highlights to the bottom 3 moments of the week in a hilarious fashion

Nick, Jess and Simon are going to be in BEAUTY AND THE BEAST!!

Simon's Brothel Mishap - Jess finds Council meetings more interesting than Netflix - Nick suggests his wife puts her makeup on the night before

Bali Blind Dates Elimination #3 Ugly Truth – Listener Gemma asks Simon for help with her friends that are pressuring her to get back into a relationship after her divorce Simon went to the florists that are doing his wedding to then end up finding a brothel for a non English speaking man Jess went to Maitland Town Hall to support a friend of hers and it was more entertaining than anything you’ll find on Netflix Nick made some suggestions to his wife to make her day run more smoothly. It...

Simon's Wedding Guest List - Bali Eliminations - HUMP DAY

Diana Rouvas is the Voice Australia Winner

The winner of The Voice Australia is Diana Rouvas and she joined Nick, Jess and Simon This morning

Mum's Decide everything - Simon's Wedding Songs - Bottom 3

What are the resolutions you’ve kept so far now that it is half way through the year? What’d you let your mum decide? Bottom 3 – Nick highlights to bottom moments of the weeks Wedding Songs – Simon is picking wedding songs at the moment so he is running them by us

Old School kid punishments - Internal Voice sound - Moving for love

What happened in your industry back in the day? – Little A is leaving radio after 40 years and he told Simon about the crazy things radio got up to back in the day. What does your internal voice sound like? – Nick has Irish man in his head working through what he’s doing in his day. Simon’s is the count from Sesame Street How soon did you move for love? – A listener asked Simon whether she should move away for someone she’s only been dating for a short period so we wondered if any Novocas...

Casey Donovan Catfish: Australia, Diana Rouvas, Dead body falls from sky

Casey Donovan – The Australian Idol winner who was catfished by her friend chats about all the juicy details of the upcoming “Catfish: Australia” Dianna Rouvas – Voice finalist joins us to talk the Grand Final this Sunday What fell on you while sunbaking? – a man who stowed away in landing gear of a plane has died when he froze and plummeted to the ground landing next to a UK resident sunbaking in their backyard Jess’ Diary Wedding Invitations – Simon’s GF is getting suspicious of the...

Alex "Shooter" Williamson - Lies you tell your kids - Simon is pumped for tax day

Alex Williamson – the “loosest aussie bloke” creator is bringing his new show to Newy. He talks to us about how he received a lot of death threats in the aftermath of the BTS 20 to 1 Scandal. Logies Drama – Whose side are you on? What lie did you tell your kid to keep them happy? – Nick’s friend replaced his son’s monkey toy and said the original one had to go away on holidays so his brother was filling his spot to keep him company Am I Weird? – Simon woke up excited today to do his tax...

Scott Russell Hill - Gold Logie tragedy - Jess' Bunnings fight

Chat with Israel Folau Donators - Simon LIVE from a crane - Bottom 3

Fren Family – Logie nominated family from Travel Guides join us to trash talk the other nominees. Have you donated to Israel Folau? – We want to know reasons behind supporting him. No judgement. Bottom 3 – Nick highlights the worst/funniest moments of the week. Simon’s insta-vention – He’s been using a filter to make himself appear younger so Nick and Jess call him out on it

SUMMER LAND INTERVIEW

Summer Land joins us on the show to chat about her new book "I pronounce you husband and expat" you can see and meet her at Secret Book Stuff, The Station Saturday 2pm

Singleton Mayor address deadly fire - Ugly Truth - What is your weird hobby?

Mayor Sue Moore – The Mayor of Singleton discusses the tragic fire that killed 3 of her town’s residents What’s your weird hobby? Are you a teachers? What do you think about the proposed phone ban? Ugly Truth – a listener is embarrassed by their partners job and Simon gives some advice on what to do. Simon’s Car Trip – Simon is just going for drives cause he has a car now. No reason for the drive other than to drive

MORGAN EVANS TAKES OVER HIT 106.9

Illy - Amanda Keller - Am I Weird?

Illy – Nick insults him by comparing his intro to “Rehab” by Amy Winehouse. VERY AWKWARD Amanda Keller – Chat with the lady vying for Gold at the Logies Do you swipe left on dating apps if you think they’re out of your league and way too attractive for you? Am I Weird?   Chernobyl – Simon tells you how to watch the show How much will Jess’ wedding cost?

Open Letter to Israel Folau - Simon's Top 5 - Jess' friend's shopping

open letter to Israel Folau Simon's Top 5  Jess' Friend's Shopping Scott Russell Hill Nick's Hospital Dinner

Jack Berne, Fiver for a Farmer - Pram Only Zones - Bottome 3

Jack Berne – the 11 year old Fiver for a Farmer creator joins us to chat about how he has raised $1.6mil in less than a year for drought relief What has worked when it shouldn’t have? Would you park in the “pram only” parking spots? – it’s not illegal so would you do it? Bottom 3 – Nick hilariously highlights the weeks blunders Simon tells us about his car negotiating skills that left him paying more for a car than originally advertised

Jackie Gillies - Tim Slade - Manicures

Jackie Gillies – Joins us to chat about her tour coming to her home town as well as giving some very intense readings for Nick, Jess & Simon Tim Slade  - Newcastle 500 Supercars Driver chats about the race this year Where do you get your fashion trends from? “Local Traffic Only” – Nick is confused as to what this sign means so we investigate and get help from the Novocastrians Tabs – Simon hates multiple tabs open on computers so he confronts nick about his willy nilly tab habits Mani...

Tax Time Tips - Tradie's hit on at work - Jess speaks to her dishes

Effie Zahos – Finance Editor, Bauer Media joins us to discuss tax time and the State Budget Have you been propositioned as a tradie at work? What is the most dad thing your dad did? Jess’ brother slept with her friend so we call her to get the details which makes Jess quite uncomfortable Am I weird? – Jess likes to rotate her cutlery and dining ware to make sure they feel like they have a purpose.

Shannon Noll - Jack Vidgen - Fickle Arguments

Shannon Noll – Nolsey chats about his life mistakes, injuries and his tour  Jack Vidgen – He made it through last nights knockouts. How will he fair in the battle rounds?  Scott Russell Hill – gives readings to an aspiring actor and a lady whose cousin has been missing for 40 years.  What’s the most fickle argument you’ve had with your partner? “My Murderer is…” predictive text scenarios Simon’s Top 5 – Producer Ty’s embarrassing moments from the Stars of Newcastle ball that Jess didn’...

SIMON SHAVES HIS HEAD FOR CHARITY!

Simon shaves his head for jess' charity fundraising birth marks telling your past life death Simon's fiancee is bossing him around as an insta hubby rhys nicholson chats about his show ed chats about newy pride

ugly truth

Selling Nick's Tooth - Tom Ballard - Pineapple in burritos

CEO Australian Men’s Shed Association – David joins us to discuss Men’s Health Week  Tom Ballard – Tom’s Show hits Spiegeltent tomorrow so he joined us to give us some laugh Pineapple in a burrito – Mad mex is putting pineapple in their burritos and nick is not happy about it What have you caught on CCTV? – The dobby footage is still making the rounds so we wanted to  see what the Novocastrians have caught. Had listeners catch a drive by shooting and a landscaper pooping in the backyard ...

Jen Annistons Hairdresser - Harley Breen - Jess' Diary

Harley Breen – Taboo Show host joins us to tell us about his new interesting/controversial show on the WIN network  Michael Canalé -  Jennifer Anniston’s hairdresser chats with us about what goes on in the salon chair  What is your car’s quirk? – Nick now has to jump all around the car to unlock the doors as his remote is not working. Jess’ Diary – The elderly lady she takes shopping blew up at her on the street Simon’s Fiancée is going on walks to hopefully bump into people to show off...