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Never Offline

226 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 18 ratings

Never Offline features hosts Brad (from The Jurassic Park Podcast) & Chris (from Google), talking about the most boring topics you can probably think up!

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Episodes

Quenchins

July 10, 2018 04:41 - 21 minutes - 23.6 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad, Chris and Kelli discuss quenchins. You got that right! Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Y'Got Dop?

July 05, 2018 04:00 - 25 minutes - 35.5 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about lookalikes. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Are You Morman Moranly?

July 03, 2018 04:00 - 25 minutes - 36 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about whether or not we are good handy-men. Hint.... we're not. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Come On Johnny, Let's Go Ice Skating!

June 21, 2018 04:00 - 19 minutes - 26.9 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad, Chris and Kelli talk about weird shit you can buy! Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Your Grandmother Shrek Is Really Weird

June 20, 2018 02:19 - 19 minutes - 24.6 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad, Chris and Kelli play What'd Ya Say?! Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Hey Hill, Ya Like Outbreaks?

June 14, 2018 04:00 - 20 minutes - 35.3 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about false alarms and zombie outbreaks. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Always Tired

June 12, 2018 13:08 - 22 minutes - 38.9 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about Post Malone. Seriously. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Cooking With Rick!

June 07, 2018 04:38 - 23 minutes - 38.8 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad, Chris and Kelli are joined by just Rick to talk about cooking food. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Rick's Driving School

June 05, 2018 13:52 - 27 minutes - 25.6 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Kelli talk talk to Rick about driving! Chris is not in this episode. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Anuschka Handbags

May 31, 2018 04:00 - 23 minutes - 21.2 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris are joined by Kelli to talk about home shopping networks. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod | @wanderlovepress Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

We Saw Solo: A Star Wars Story!

May 29, 2018 04:00 - 33 minutes - 30.8 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris are joined by Kelli to talk about their thoughts on Solo: A Star Wars Story after finally seeing the movie! Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod | @wanderlovepress Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 mont...

Solo: A Star Wars Story

May 24, 2018 04:00 - 24 minutes - 22.1 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about our thoughts before seeing Solo: A Star Wars Story. We still aren't sure. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Ya Write?

May 22, 2018 04:00 - 21 minutes - 19.2 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about writing. Boring, old, writing. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Hotel Hell

May 17, 2018 17:15 - 20 minutes - 19.1 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk abou hotels and germs.. . yep. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Lions Eat Cheetahs

May 15, 2018 04:00 - 18 minutes - 17.2 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about bein' animals... for real.... this is not a joke. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Whatever

May 10, 2018 04:00 - 19 minutes - 17.6 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hBrad & Chris talk about weath... whatever. Eff these two. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Blesshu

May 08, 2018 04:00 - 19 minutes - 17.5 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about sneezing. We may have done this already... maybe... Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Red or Blue?

May 03, 2018 04:00 - 20 minutes - 18.5 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about our driving preferences. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

The Adventures of Supermin & Spidermin

May 01, 2018 04:00 - 21 minutes - 19.2 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about super powers. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Hoodie Hoo

April 26, 2018 04:00 - 17 minutes - 16.3 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about even more absurd days and who the hell is coming up with them. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

I Don't Trust Stan Lee

April 24, 2018 04:00 - 19 minutes - 15.2 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about untrustworthy people. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Where Grown Up Girls & Boys Screw Up The Topic

April 19, 2018 04:00 - 17 minutes - 13.6 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about slogans. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Ready Player One Spoilers

April 17, 2018 04:00 - 23 minutes - 18.6 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about SPOILERS FOR READY PLAYER ONE! Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Ten Minute Fruit

April 12, 2018 04:00 - 24 minutes - 19.7 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris give a story from behind the scenes of podcast and for some reason switch topics to fruit. Somehow this is a podcast. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and ...

Episode 100

April 10, 2018 04:00 - 31 minutes - 25 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris look back on 100 episodes of Never Offline. Hint: It's god awful. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Ghost Writer

March 29, 2018 04:00 - 24 minutes - 19.6 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about... well... I don't know... I honesly have no idea why this episode is titled 'Ghost Writer'. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never ...

Be Chill Arnold

March 27, 2018 04:00 - 29 minutes - 23.8 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about being parents. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Breadinaire

March 22, 2018 04:00 - 19 minutes - 15.7 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about making bread. Yep. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Email Deals

March 20, 2018 04:00 - 21 minutes - 17 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about buying cars. Thrilling. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Whatchya Thoughts On Changin' Pockets?

March 15, 2018 04:00 - 20 minutes - 16.2 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about walking around with change in your pockets. Do you do it? Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

I Don't Clip Nails In My Story

March 13, 2018 04:00 - 19 minutes - 15.7 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about nail clippin' and other inconsiderate shit... again. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Dis-F*cking-Sperse

March 08, 2018 05:00 - 21 minutes - 18.1 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about inconsiderate shit. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

We're Back and Talkin' Close!

March 06, 2018 05:00 - 20 minutes - 17.8 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about close talkers and loud talkers... You know any? Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

I Ain't Gonna Break No Mirrors

February 15, 2018 05:00 - 18 minutes - 17.1 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about Superstitions. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Valentine's Day

February 13, 2018 05:00 - 19 minutes - 17.5 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about Valentine's Day. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

2018 Winter Olympics

February 09, 2018 02:53 - 19 minutes - 17.1 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about our love for the Olympics... especially winter! Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Peak Advice... Use Lotion

February 06, 2018 05:00 - 19 minutes - 17.8 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about lotion. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Another Music Episode

February 01, 2018 05:00 - 18 minutes - 17 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about what makes us stop listening to certain music. It's so damn boring. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Water Your Thoughts On Making Plans?

January 30, 2018 05:00 - 17 minutes - 15.7 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about how terrible Chris is at making plans. No one is worse. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Hardcore Teeth

January 25, 2018 05:00 - 17 minutes - 16.4 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about teeth and the dentist. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-15184d for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.

Riveting Podcasting

January 23, 2018 18:10 - 17 minutes - 16.2 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about getting sick. Yep... that's it. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co

Our Expectations For Zac Efron Are High, They're Very High

January 18, 2018 05:00 - 25 minutes - 23.1 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about our hype and expectations. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co

Oh F*ck, They're Talking About Chores Again

January 16, 2018 05:00 - 19 minutes - 17.6 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about....oh f*ck, oh wait. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co

Robes

January 11, 2018 05:00 - 17 minutes - 16.3 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about robes. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co

Kelli Got Quenchins

January 09, 2018 05:00 - 21 minutes - 19 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Kelli play the newlywed game with Chris & Meagan. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co

Sleep Sockin' With The Family

January 04, 2018 17:58 - 20 minutes - 19.1 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about what we sleep in and also get a few surprise guests. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co

Hija'Cuja

January 02, 2018 05:00 - 22 minutes - 20.1 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about.... wait... I'm not even sure. But certainly Hija'Cuja Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co

Ending 2017 With Our Worst Episode Yet

December 28, 2017 05:00 - 22 minutes - 20.5 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about absolutely loving New Years Eve. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co

It's Obviously The Day After Christmas

December 26, 2017 05:00 - 25 minutes - 23.3 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris sing some Christmas Carols and talk about Christmas traditions new & old! Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co

I'm Going Slippin' Slidin', Bye Mike!

December 21, 2017 05:00 - 28 minutes - 25.9 MB

Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad & Chris talk about transportation for 90's kids. Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod Find out more at https://never-offline.pinecast.co