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Nessin Around

172 episodes - English - Latest episode: 8 months ago -

Stand Up Comedian Todd Ness rants about everything.

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Episodes

Episode 69 - Thongs and Barcodes

March 02, 2021 08:00 - 19 minutes - 13.6 MB

What do the inventor of barcodes and the lyrcial genius Sysco have in common? I have no idea, but we attempt to find out on this episode of Nessin Around.

Episode 68 - Sketchy Hotels and a Billion Dollar Murder Mystery

February 27, 2021 14:00 - 20 minutes - 14.3 MB

I recall my stay one year ago at a sketchy Toronto Hotel and we check for updates on the mysterious murder of two billionaires. 

Episode 67 - Bench Clearing Brawls and French Bulldogs

February 26, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.6 MB

We talk about the glories of Hockey, what it means to be Canadian, and how expensive french bulldogs are.

Episode 66 - Guess That Sound

February 25, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.6 MB

We play a new game called guess that sound and try to figure out the right catch phrase to become famous.

Episode 65 - Praying for Tiger

February 24, 2021 08:00 - 19 minutes - 13.5 MB

We pray forTiger Woods after learning about his car accident and imagine what it would be like to be a philosopher in ancient Greece.

Episode 64 - Making Gains on NBA Top Shot

February 23, 2021 08:00 - 20 minutes - 14.3 MB

I run home at full speed in jeans to get a chance at the hottest new blockchain craze. 

Episode 64 - Making Gains on NBA Top Shot

February 23, 2021 08:00 - 20 minutes - 14.3 MB

I run home at full speed in jeans to get a chance at the hottest new blockchain craze. 

Episode 63 - Pokemon Go

February 22, 2021 08:00 - 20 minutes - 14.2 MB

Episode 63 - Pokemon Go

February 22, 2021 08:00 - 20 minutes - 14.2 MB

Episode 62 - I am Officially an Uncle!

February 21, 2021 08:00 - 20 minutes - 14 MB

I meet my new nephew for the first time and realize he needs to make the NHL ASAP.

Episode 61 - Rage Against the MacShine

February 20, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.7 MB

Coming in hot with some computer frustrations, reminds me of the one time someone took a bite from my subway sandwich and I almost lost my mind.

Episode 60 - Bitcoins and Ted Cruz

February 19, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.8 MB

A US junior senator leaves his own state for vacation in the middle of a crisis and I toss some money into a bitcoin etf hoping for the best.

Episode 59 - Walmart Yodel Kid

February 18, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.5 MB

Some huge updates on Gorilla Glue Girl, who apparently now has a manager- which reminds us of the infamous Walmart Yodel Kid who I bought a ticket to watch perform.

Episode 59 - Walmart Yodel Kid

February 18, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.5 MB

Some huge updates on Gorilla Glue Girl, who apparently now has a manager- which reminds us of the infamous Walmart Yodel Kid who I bought a ticket to watch perform.

Episode 58 - Shamwow in my Vitamix

February 17, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.9 MB

I recall the slick demos that caused me to impulse buy a $500 blender, while wishing I had a towel absorbent enough to soak up 4L of diet coke.

Episode 57 - Mumble Rappin for the Win

February 16, 2021 08:00 - 22 minutes - 15.5 MB

We listen to some incredible freestyle from Smokepurpp and talk about how these kids nowadays will never know.

Episode 56 - Happy Early Valentines Day

February 13, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 15 MB

I get sent into a rage remembering the one time a lady tried to use a $50 bill at 7/11, we also try to find the perfect guy for all the female listeners.

Episode 55 - Free Britney and Make Pluto a Planet!

February 12, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.5 MB

I reveal the secret of life and motto for the cult, our first mission is to #freebritney and get Pluto's planet status back.

Episode 54 - Will.I.Am is a Genius

February 11, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.7 MB

I get a wild hair up my butt and we listen to the wise words of the genius of our generation.

Episode 53 - Gorilla Glue Crisis

February 10, 2021 08:00 - 20 minutes - 14.3 MB

We discuss the additional cult rules and recap the ongoing gorrilla glue crisis.

Episode 52 - I'm Starting a Cult

February 09, 2021 08:00 - 22 minutes - 15.4 MB

I remember that I am going to start a cult, the rules are simple and the fashion will be on "fleek".

Episode 51 - Attacked By a Coyote

February 06, 2021 08:00 - 24 minutes - 17.2 MB

My near miss with a coyote reminds me the scariest animals are the ones who don't run away.

Episode 50 - Teeth Whitening and Passionate People

February 05, 2021 14:00 - 20 minutes - 14.2 MB

I find out the truth about teeth whitening strips and discuss some of the strangest passions I've seen people have.

Episode 49 - Uncle Todd Helps Ya Save Money

February 04, 2021 08:00 - 22 minutes - 15.8 MB

I turn into everyone uncle at the end of this to talk about an exhilarating negotiation tale from my days renewing my Internet and TV

Episode 48 - Ground Hog Day

February 03, 2021 07:00 - 20 minutes - 14 MB

What is Groundhog day? No, but for real, what is it?

Episode 47 - Its a Dog's Life

February 02, 2021 08:00 - 20 minutes - 14.4 MB

My dog Willie inserts himself into the episode by going crazy trying to kill his toy, we also learn what the oldest animal is and how bad it would suck to live 400 years.

Episode 45 - Dry Feb and Time Travellin'

January 30, 2021 08:00 - 20 minutes - 14 MB

I get ready to embark on my dry February adventure and ask for help with activities to fill the time.

Episode 44 - What a Time to Be Alive

January 29, 2021 14:00 - 20 minutes - 14.2 MB

Even more craziness on Wallstreet makes me realize we're living in a simulation. Oh, we also talk about potato skins.

Episode 43 - Reddit Controls Wallstreet

January 28, 2021 14:00 - 22 minutes - 15.5 MB

Stop listening and buy some Gamestop stock ASAP!

Episode 42 - Nose Fetish and A KFC Log

January 27, 2021 08:00 - 19 minutes - 13.8 MB

I see a KFC scented log at Canadian Tire which makes me realized we are in for a surge of nose fetishes after COVID.

Episode 41 - Neighbour Beef Pt. 3, The Conclusion

January 26, 2021 08:00 - 19 minutes - 13.8 MB

Another surprise discovery end the neighbour beef...for now!

Episode 40 - Craving Some Dirt

January 25, 2021 13:00 - 20 minutes - 14.3 MB

We talk about the evil part of our brain that gives us nightmares and wonder why some people crave eating dirt.

Episode 39 - The People Speak

January 24, 2021 08:00 - 20 minutes - 14.1 MB

We hear some of your beefs with neighbours and recall how sweet it was to use graphing calculators in High School.

Episode 38 - Kick A Bird

January 23, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.5 MB

We talk about Tiger Woods new documentary "Tiger" and whatever else we want!

Episode 37 - What Does Your Eye Color Mean?

January 22, 2021 08:00 - 20 minutes - 14.2 MB

Ever wonder what your eye colour means? I consult the experts on google to find out.

Episode 36 - Neighbour Beef Pt 2. The Discovery

January 21, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.9 MB

After receiving an unwarranted noise complaint, I make a huge discovery that completely changes the game.

Episode 35 - The Totally Miscellaneous Episode

January 20, 2021 08:00 - 22 minutes - 15.3 MB

Running, Sea Monkeys and Nexopia, what else could we talk about?!

Episode 34 - Removed from The Dictionary?! Let's Save Some Words!

January 19, 2021 08:00 - 24 minutes - 16.6 MB

After finding out words can be removed from the dictionary we set out on a quest to save two and add make up a new one.

Episode 33 - You Ever Eat Another Person?

January 18, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.9 MB

Have you ever eaten another human? Would you?

Episode 32 - How It Feels to Lose $220 Million

January 17, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.9 MB

Imagine having $220 Million of bitcoin and no way to access it, we talk about the real guy who's going through that right now.

Episode 31 - Just Finished Crying

January 16, 2021 08:00 - 20 minutes - 14.5 MB

I get emotional after going down a YouTube rabbit hole and for some reason just can't stop.

Episode 30 - My Toenail Fell Off

January 15, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.7 MB

My toe nail fell off so we talk about how being a postal worker is the dream.

Episode 29 - Storm Build a Bear

January 14, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 15 MB

In light of recent event at the US Capitol we talk about what really SHOULD be Stormed.

Episode 28 - On Hold With The Devil

January 13, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.8 MB

I spend 3 hours on hold with the government, let's discuss.

Episode 27 - Somebody Be Snitchin

January 12, 2021 08:00 - 19 minutes - 13.7 MB

After receiving a suspicious noise complaint, we review the potential causes and I give some professional chicken cooking tips.

Episode 26 - How To Get Your Jaw Jacked

January 11, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.6 MB

We challenge each other to a duel for honor while talking about torture and finding out how to finally strengthen  our jaws.

Episode 25 - Half Marathon and a Dishwasher

January 10, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 15.1 MB

I harness my inside Tony Robbins to provide some words of inspiration while providing an update on the dishwasher disaster and other points of conflict for couples living together.

Episode 24 - Dishwasher Disaster

January 09, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 15 MB

We discuss the dishwasher picture that stopped the world and go over the pros and cons of skiing. 

Episode 23 - The Creepiest Youtube Ad Ever

January 08, 2021 08:00 - 23 minutes - 15.9 MB

We listen to 1the creepiest Youtube Ad ever and then cleanse our palates with some Fergie and Daniel Bedingfield

Episode 22 - My Fingers Look Fat

January 07, 2021 08:00 - 23 minutes - 16.2 MB

We discuss how the impossible task of taking pictures of your significant other while hacking loyalty programs at local convenience stores.