Nessin Around
172 episodes - English - Latest episode: 8 months ago -Stand Up Comedian Todd Ness rants about everything.
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Episode 69 - Thongs and Barcodes
March 02, 2021 08:00 - 19 minutes - 13.6 MBWhat do the inventor of barcodes and the lyrcial genius Sysco have in common? I have no idea, but we attempt to find out on this episode of Nessin Around.
Episode 68 - Sketchy Hotels and a Billion Dollar Murder Mystery
February 27, 2021 14:00 - 20 minutes - 14.3 MBI recall my stay one year ago at a sketchy Toronto Hotel and we check for updates on the mysterious murder of two billionaires.
Episode 67 - Bench Clearing Brawls and French Bulldogs
February 26, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.6 MBWe talk about the glories of Hockey, what it means to be Canadian, and how expensive french bulldogs are.
Episode 66 - Guess That Sound
February 25, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.6 MBWe play a new game called guess that sound and try to figure out the right catch phrase to become famous.
Episode 65 - Praying for Tiger
February 24, 2021 08:00 - 19 minutes - 13.5 MBWe pray forTiger Woods after learning about his car accident and imagine what it would be like to be a philosopher in ancient Greece.
Episode 64 - Making Gains on NBA Top Shot
February 23, 2021 08:00 - 20 minutes - 14.3 MBI run home at full speed in jeans to get a chance at the hottest new blockchain craze.
Episode 64 - Making Gains on NBA Top Shot
February 23, 2021 08:00 - 20 minutes - 14.3 MBI run home at full speed in jeans to get a chance at the hottest new blockchain craze.
Episode 63 - Pokemon Go
February 22, 2021 08:00 - 20 minutes - 14.2 MBEpisode 63 - Pokemon Go
February 22, 2021 08:00 - 20 minutes - 14.2 MBEpisode 62 - I am Officially an Uncle!
February 21, 2021 08:00 - 20 minutes - 14 MBI meet my new nephew for the first time and realize he needs to make the NHL ASAP.
Episode 61 - Rage Against the MacShine
February 20, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.7 MBComing in hot with some computer frustrations, reminds me of the one time someone took a bite from my subway sandwich and I almost lost my mind.
Episode 60 - Bitcoins and Ted Cruz
February 19, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.8 MBA US junior senator leaves his own state for vacation in the middle of a crisis and I toss some money into a bitcoin etf hoping for the best.
Episode 59 - Walmart Yodel Kid
February 18, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.5 MBSome huge updates on Gorilla Glue Girl, who apparently now has a manager- which reminds us of the infamous Walmart Yodel Kid who I bought a ticket to watch perform.
Episode 59 - Walmart Yodel Kid
February 18, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.5 MBSome huge updates on Gorilla Glue Girl, who apparently now has a manager- which reminds us of the infamous Walmart Yodel Kid who I bought a ticket to watch perform.
Episode 58 - Shamwow in my Vitamix
February 17, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.9 MBI recall the slick demos that caused me to impulse buy a $500 blender, while wishing I had a towel absorbent enough to soak up 4L of diet coke.
Episode 57 - Mumble Rappin for the Win
February 16, 2021 08:00 - 22 minutes - 15.5 MBWe listen to some incredible freestyle from Smokepurpp and talk about how these kids nowadays will never know.
Episode 56 - Happy Early Valentines Day
February 13, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 15 MBI get sent into a rage remembering the one time a lady tried to use a $50 bill at 7/11, we also try to find the perfect guy for all the female listeners.
Episode 55 - Free Britney and Make Pluto a Planet!
February 12, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.5 MBI reveal the secret of life and motto for the cult, our first mission is to #freebritney and get Pluto's planet status back.
Episode 54 - Will.I.Am is a Genius
February 11, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.7 MBI get a wild hair up my butt and we listen to the wise words of the genius of our generation.
Episode 53 - Gorilla Glue Crisis
February 10, 2021 08:00 - 20 minutes - 14.3 MBWe discuss the additional cult rules and recap the ongoing gorrilla glue crisis.
Episode 52 - I'm Starting a Cult
February 09, 2021 08:00 - 22 minutes - 15.4 MBI remember that I am going to start a cult, the rules are simple and the fashion will be on "fleek".
Episode 51 - Attacked By a Coyote
February 06, 2021 08:00 - 24 minutes - 17.2 MBMy near miss with a coyote reminds me the scariest animals are the ones who don't run away.
Episode 50 - Teeth Whitening and Passionate People
February 05, 2021 14:00 - 20 minutes - 14.2 MBI find out the truth about teeth whitening strips and discuss some of the strangest passions I've seen people have.
Episode 49 - Uncle Todd Helps Ya Save Money
February 04, 2021 08:00 - 22 minutes - 15.8 MBI turn into everyone uncle at the end of this to talk about an exhilarating negotiation tale from my days renewing my Internet and TV
Episode 48 - Ground Hog Day
February 03, 2021 07:00 - 20 minutes - 14 MBWhat is Groundhog day? No, but for real, what is it?
Episode 47 - Its a Dog's Life
February 02, 2021 08:00 - 20 minutes - 14.4 MBMy dog Willie inserts himself into the episode by going crazy trying to kill his toy, we also learn what the oldest animal is and how bad it would suck to live 400 years.
Episode 45 - Dry Feb and Time Travellin'
January 30, 2021 08:00 - 20 minutes - 14 MBI get ready to embark on my dry February adventure and ask for help with activities to fill the time.
Episode 44 - What a Time to Be Alive
January 29, 2021 14:00 - 20 minutes - 14.2 MBEven more craziness on Wallstreet makes me realize we're living in a simulation. Oh, we also talk about potato skins.
Episode 43 - Reddit Controls Wallstreet
January 28, 2021 14:00 - 22 minutes - 15.5 MBStop listening and buy some Gamestop stock ASAP!
Episode 42 - Nose Fetish and A KFC Log
January 27, 2021 08:00 - 19 minutes - 13.8 MBI see a KFC scented log at Canadian Tire which makes me realized we are in for a surge of nose fetishes after COVID.
Episode 41 - Neighbour Beef Pt. 3, The Conclusion
January 26, 2021 08:00 - 19 minutes - 13.8 MBAnother surprise discovery end the neighbour beef...for now!
Episode 40 - Craving Some Dirt
January 25, 2021 13:00 - 20 minutes - 14.3 MBWe talk about the evil part of our brain that gives us nightmares and wonder why some people crave eating dirt.
Episode 39 - The People Speak
January 24, 2021 08:00 - 20 minutes - 14.1 MBWe hear some of your beefs with neighbours and recall how sweet it was to use graphing calculators in High School.
Episode 38 - Kick A Bird
January 23, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.5 MBWe talk about Tiger Woods new documentary "Tiger" and whatever else we want!
Episode 37 - What Does Your Eye Color Mean?
January 22, 2021 08:00 - 20 minutes - 14.2 MBEver wonder what your eye colour means? I consult the experts on google to find out.
Episode 36 - Neighbour Beef Pt 2. The Discovery
January 21, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.9 MBAfter receiving an unwarranted noise complaint, I make a huge discovery that completely changes the game.
Episode 35 - The Totally Miscellaneous Episode
January 20, 2021 08:00 - 22 minutes - 15.3 MBRunning, Sea Monkeys and Nexopia, what else could we talk about?!
Episode 34 - Removed from The Dictionary?! Let's Save Some Words!
January 19, 2021 08:00 - 24 minutes - 16.6 MBAfter finding out words can be removed from the dictionary we set out on a quest to save two and add make up a new one.
Episode 33 - You Ever Eat Another Person?
January 18, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.9 MBHave you ever eaten another human? Would you?
Episode 32 - How It Feels to Lose $220 Million
January 17, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.9 MBImagine having $220 Million of bitcoin and no way to access it, we talk about the real guy who's going through that right now.
Episode 31 - Just Finished Crying
January 16, 2021 08:00 - 20 minutes - 14.5 MBI get emotional after going down a YouTube rabbit hole and for some reason just can't stop.
Episode 30 - My Toenail Fell Off
January 15, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.7 MBMy toe nail fell off so we talk about how being a postal worker is the dream.
Episode 29 - Storm Build a Bear
January 14, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 15 MBIn light of recent event at the US Capitol we talk about what really SHOULD be Stormed.
Episode 28 - On Hold With The Devil
January 13, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.8 MBI spend 3 hours on hold with the government, let's discuss.
Episode 27 - Somebody Be Snitchin
January 12, 2021 08:00 - 19 minutes - 13.7 MBAfter receiving a suspicious noise complaint, we review the potential causes and I give some professional chicken cooking tips.
Episode 26 - How To Get Your Jaw Jacked
January 11, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 14.6 MBWe challenge each other to a duel for honor while talking about torture and finding out how to finally strengthen our jaws.
Episode 25 - Half Marathon and a Dishwasher
January 10, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 15.1 MBI harness my inside Tony Robbins to provide some words of inspiration while providing an update on the dishwasher disaster and other points of conflict for couples living together.
Episode 24 - Dishwasher Disaster
January 09, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 15 MBWe discuss the dishwasher picture that stopped the world and go over the pros and cons of skiing.
Episode 23 - The Creepiest Youtube Ad Ever
January 08, 2021 08:00 - 23 minutes - 15.9 MBWe listen to 1the creepiest Youtube Ad ever and then cleanse our palates with some Fergie and Daniel Bedingfield
Episode 22 - My Fingers Look Fat
January 07, 2021 08:00 - 23 minutes - 16.2 MBWe discuss how the impossible task of taking pictures of your significant other while hacking loyalty programs at local convenience stores.