Natural Habitat Podcast

#631 - Fan Mail

April 13, 2022 17:01 - 49 minutes - 90.7 MB

Today we dive into a pile of fan mail that's been backing up for months. Mikey and Ty are not only successful, but they're also beloved by many... Proven here by our countless letters and emails. We read some recent mail, answer some of your questions directly, do something else I forgot about and much much more!!!

#630 - Beef

April 06, 2022 14:39 - 38 minutes - 71.5 MB

It's what's for dinner... It's also something we've been lacking on the show. Every story needs a good antagonist to direct all our energy at so today we go through some possible enemies, get angry and much much more!!!

#629 - The 22 Stages of Grief

March 30, 2022 14:47 - 40 minutes - 74.6 MB

Mikey's sister "passed away" and he is now embarking on what he thought was 5 stages of grief, but it turns out there's 22! We go over some of them, hopefully help someone out there cope with a loss, and spiral deep into depression, agonizing depression, bartering and much much more. Too much, if you ask me.

#628 - Saint Patrick's Day 2022

March 15, 2022 19:24 - 49 minutes - 92.1 MB

Ahoy, Lads... It's a celebration!! Today is the start of Saint Patrick's Day and we're kicking off the holiday with drinking games and a bunch of "green" so grab your goblets play along!!

#627 - Fish Tank

March 08, 2022 16:37 - 1 hour - 118 MB

Maybe you call it The Dragon's Lair... or Money Tigers... But we call it Shark Tank. One of the only places you can bring your mediocre ideas and sell 10% of it for hundreds of thousands of dollars and a QVC mention. We go over some of the biggest products to make it to the tank, invent our own products and much much more!!!

#626 - Another Kanye Update

March 02, 2022 20:20 - 36 minutes - 68 MB

We're back with another Kanye update! In the wake of Donda 2, the world is scrambling to leak the album on any platform other than the Stem Player. We talk about his latest live performance, Adults Adopting Adults is CANCELED, we don't talk about Russia or anything like that and much much more!

#625 - How to Interview an Employer

February 23, 2022 05:21 - 1 hour - 115 MB

The job market is wide open and many employers are looking for literally anyone that will show up for work. Now is the time to shoot for that opportunity you may not have been qualified for a couple years ago. Ty and Mikey give you some pointers for sealing the deal, attempt to get adult adopted by a German price and much much more!!

#624 - Redactions

February 16, 2022 17:22 - 44 minutes - 82.1 MB

We've said a lot of things on the podcast over the years and some didn't age too well... So we're here to redact some things we said last week, as well as some distasteful things we regret. Then we go over the conditions at the 2022 Olympics.

#623 - 2022 Winter Olympics

February 09, 2022 16:56 - 39 minutes - 73.1 MB

The 2022 Winter Olympics just started and we're here to cover the events. Mikey and Josh take you behind the scenes of the Beijing Winter Olympics where conditions are great, athletes are happy and China is doing great! We learn about Skeleton, watch some Olympic mishaps and much much more!!!

#622 - Reality Shifting

February 01, 2022 18:16 - 54 minutes - 99.8 MB

Are you tired of regular old reality? Do you want to see what it would be like to live at Hogwarts? How about a stroll through Diagon Alley or a goblet of Butter Beer at Hogsmead park? You can do anything with Reality Shifting... Most things are Harry Potter related, but not everything. We teach you how to do it, shift into multiple versions of the show, make a huge announcement and much much more!!!

#621 - Pokemon Pack Break

January 25, 2022 21:14 - 51 minutes - 95.3 MB

In a desperate attempt to stay relevant with today's youth, Ty and Mikey do a pack break LIVE on the air and you won't believe what we find!! We also talk about slang, uncover the meanings behind some classics, talk to our youth correspondent about what the kids are saying now and much much more!!

#620 - Self Care

January 18, 2022 21:50 - 45 minutes - 83.8 MB

In uncertain times, it's easy to forget to focus on one of the most important things in life... Self Care. It's a cheesy and cringe subject for anyone to cover but we share some techniques that help us battle the demons, go over some suggestions from the world wide web, check in on our listeners and much much more!

#619 - VR Mafia

January 11, 2022 15:27 - 36 minutes - 68 MB

Mikey and Ty stumble upon an untapped market... A Virtual "Garbage Business" that can help all you small guys stay protected and make you a little crypto while you're at it. Virtual Reality was a Mafia free zone up until a couple days ago and now you're all Capos! So if you haven't already... get a Oculus, some brass knuckles and a plate of your mamas Pork Braciola while we make you all made men. And women.

#618 - The Dangers of Virtual Reality

January 05, 2022 17:31 - 44 minutes - 81.5 MB

*We had some audio difficulties this week... sorry* Last week, Ty strapped Mikey's Oculus Quest 2 to his face for the first time and everything changed. After a stressful week of regular reality, he's decided it's time to procure a Meta Face-Hugger immediately. We tap into the Metaverse, discuss the dangers of VR and much much more!

#617 - Virtual New Years

December 29, 2021 16:05 - 40 minutes - 74.3 MB

Mikey and Ty are here to celebrate the new year and count down to 2022 with you! We get into the virtual world of the Oculus Quest 2, unbox some last minute gifts, find out what your resolutions are and much much more!!!

#616 - Dollar Tree Presents: Dollar Tree Presents

December 21, 2021 13:53 - 1 hour - 142 MB

Christmas is almost here and our brand new sponsor Dollar Tree, formerly known as Only $1.00, is here to make sure it's a memorable one. Mikey and Ty exchange gifts that make up a complete showcase that we then must assess and bid on, then whoever is closest get's the whole thing! It's like The Price Is Right but also not like that due to copyright. We also give gifts out to our listeners, sing a holiday remix of "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" entitled "Walkin' Around the Dollar Tree" an...

#615 - Cornerstones of Comedy

December 14, 2021 18:17 - 49 minutes - 90.6 MB

This week, Mikey and Ty leave the studio to attend a comedy show starring Brandon Wardell. You may be thinking of getting into stand up and we have the million dollar advice to get you to the big leagues. We go over the cornerstones of comedy, prepare for the show, watch the worst set ever captured on film and much much more!

#614 - Self Defense

December 07, 2021 17:56 - 1 hour - 136 MB

It's a dangerous world, out there... And you need to be able to protect yourself when you inevitably get attacked in some dark alleyway or train station. We teach you the skills you need to survive, introduce you to some dangerous men, call the security guard that looks like Blade and much much more!

#613 - Matchmaker, Matchmaker

November 30, 2021 19:31 - 1 hour - 166 MB

Valentine's day will be here before you know it... If you're still looking for that "special someone" and having trouble sealing the deal, this podcast is for you. Maybe you're already in a relationship that you think is great... Turns out you're wrong. Mikey and Ty play matchmaker and teach you how to land a life partner. We also talk about psychedelics, decentralized media, black friday and much much more!

#612 - Friendsgiving 2021

November 23, 2021 16:32 - 47 minutes - 88.1 MB

It's Friendsgiving in the US... not to be confused with the recently canceled "Thanksgiving" holiday we grew up with. Mikey and Ty give you some Friendsgiving hacks to make your holiday go smoother, go on a hunt for a Friendsgiving turkey, find out what our listeners are thankful for and much much more!

#611 - The First Annual NHPS Awards

November 16, 2021 15:59 - 1 hour - 182 MB

All the stars are here! After attending an awards ceremony over the weekend, we decide to cash in on the trend and hold a ceremony of our own. Join us in a celebrating 13 years of achievements as Ty and Mikey hand out 12 awards to 12 lucky recipients for "Most Dedicated Listener", "Most Least Dedicated Listener", "Still Alive?" and many many more! Brought to you by Camel Cigarettes

#610 - Extreme Centrism / Extreme Moderatism

November 09, 2021 04:31 - 45 minutes - 105 MB

Mikey and Ty bring you into the future with a new, albeit extreme, political party called "Extreme Centrism" or "Extreme Moderatism". First we get into some New News and talk about Travis Scott's Astroworld tragedy and interview a real concertgoer, invite you all to the New Times Music Awards ceremony which will me nothing like Astroworld, hype the new LeviticusTha9 album "With My Eyes Closed", and then a local right wing car meet sparks us to create a movement that will live on in history an...

#609 - Trick or Treat?

October 26, 2021 16:04 - 55 minutes - 127 MB

Welcome to a special Halloween edition of the Natural Habitat Podcast! Today we paint up and bring you a couple new segments including "Meme of the Week" where we look at a meme from this week and "New News" where we talk about new news. We also join some exclusive social media pages, Ty can't stop rhyming, and then we ask our listeners to solve the famous Halloween riddle, Trick or Treat?! All this and much much more!!!

#608 - The Halloween Machine

October 19, 2021 20:28 - 1 hour - 140 MB

We're building a Halloween Machine that can do it all. Think of Alexa or Siri... but it's BIG like a 1980s computer and only deos Halloween related things. They said it wasn't possible but we're here to prove them wrong! We also talk about other stuff, reach out to the listeners for some spooky sound suggestions and much much more!

#607 - The Omniology Test

October 12, 2021 15:38 - 1 hour - 150 MB

We bring you a spooky one as Bil tries to ace the Omniology Test. Mikey quizzes Bil on a bunch of macabre topics and see if he has what it takes to make us all proud and win the golden pumpkin! Dang... I wish we had gotten a golden pumpkin for the episode and made that the prize, that would have been lit. Maybe next Halloween. Bil also takes a Turing Test. Enjoy!

#605 - Th3 Squid Games

October 05, 2021 15:48 - 1 hour - 142 MB

#605 - The Squid Games - aka Squid Game With the recent popularity of Netflix's Squid Game, we decided to play our own version featuring games from our childhood, as well as dire consequences for losing. Mikey and Ty compete against each other and try to take home the grand prize in games like Yo-Yo, bloody knuckles and many more! Who are you rooting for?

#604 - Accidentally Dosed

September 28, 2021 16:00 - 48 minutes - 110 MB

Doses are getting more and more friendly-looking as products adopt a mainstream level of design and marketing. Some brands operate on the black market and don't even change their product name, they just sell medicated Chips Ahoy or whatever they want and turn that profit, baby! Ty and Mikey explore some different situations where people, kids animals and reporters have been unknowingly dosed, tell you what to look for if you think you ate some magical brownies and much much more!

#603 - The Internet (TBT)

September 23, 2021 15:24 - 44 minutes - 101 MB

Welcome to another "Throwback Thursday" where we go back and explore the days of olde. Today, Mikey and Stylz aka Cypher, explore some of the first things on the internet... The first YouTube video, website, meme, tweet, hamster dance and much much more!!

#602 - Remembering Norm Macdonald

September 21, 2021 08:00 - 53 minutes - 122 MB

Today we mourn the loss of a true comedic legend, Norm Macdonald. We personally grew up with him hosting Weekend Update on SNL where he provided us with a lighter look at the world that we still carry with us today. His deadpan humor was one of a kind and he was a massive influence on many a "funny man". Ty and Mikey go through some notable moments in his career, introduce a new segment, reach out to some listeners and find out their favorite Norm Macdonald moments and much much much more!!!

#601 - Segments

September 14, 2021 13:38 - 37 minutes - 85.4 MB

Mikey and Ty are back with a brand new season, and a dozen brand new segments! Think of all the segments you could possibly do on a podcast, then hit play and witness us doing them all! You want crypto advice? ...We got it! You want pranks? ... We got em? New catchphrases? ... We say em! And much much more! This episode is brought to you by www.hoodritual.com Pick your podcast distributor - www.hyperurl.co/nhpodcast Join our FB Group - www.facebook.com/groups/1679351095617684

#600 - Celebrating Us

September 07, 2021 14:49 - 49 minutes - 112 MB

Mikey and Ty celebrate with YOU!!! It's our 600th episode and we didn't pull any punches with guests. We're joined by some of our friends, past guests, actors, athletes, comedians writers and stars, and they all want to tell us how great we are. Then we dive into the pool of our listeners and thank them individually for their service, we drink Kamikaze shots, make some announcements and much much more! This episode is brought to you by http://www.scrubberduckys.com and http://www.hoodritual....

599 - Season Finale

August 31, 2021 17:04 - 58 minutes - 134 MB

It's the end of an era here at the Natural Habitat Podcast as we officially end our first season. Today we tie up loose ends and address a few things for the last time including Kanye's new Donda album and respective listening parties, we squash the beef with the churches we've been at odds with and many more falling arcs. We also open the door to our newest threat, Police Accountability, check out Teslas new robot slave thing and much much more!!!

#598 - Where in the World is Steven Seagal

August 17, 2021 15:29 - 49 minutes - 113 MB

Mikey and Ty bring the world another new segment, "This Fkin' Guy, Here" with much needed update on the man, the myth, the legend... Steven Seagal. We check in on his recent whereabouts, find out what SNL character could beat him up, and witness some broken ass arms! Then we bring you an update on the Chris Lambert case, dig through archives of his now deleted social media pages and much much more!

#597 - Friday The 13th

August 14, 2021 00:59 - 23 minutes - 54.7 MB

Mikey and Cypher are here to ring in the Halloween season with a Friday The 13th Spooktacular! We talk about a bunch of horrible things that happened on this day throughout the years, the terrifying condition "friggatriskaidekaphobia" and much much more!!

#596 - Kanye Update

August 12, 2021 01:38 - 53 minutes - 123 MB

Mikey and Ty have all the deets on Ye and the messy rollout of Donda. At the time of recording, Kanye was still locked in Mercedes-Benz Stadium working on the final touches. We go over that, the cringe of the Gathering Of The Juggalos infomercial, Mikey got swindled by ICP, we're starting our own rap contest, our new segment "All About Matt", South Park renewed forever and much much more!!!

#595 - Who's On First

August 03, 2021 14:42 - 55 minutes - 127 MB

Mikey and Ty combine their comedic forces to bring you an unforgettable performance of the classic bit, Who's On First. They also discuss Kanye, the Donda listening party, bootleg versions of popular songs, Channel 5 wit Andrew Callaghan, decoding the pro-trump flags and much much more!!

#594 - Turning 35

July 27, 2021 07:01 - 1 hour - 152 MB

Mikey and Ty reflect on the first half of their lives after turning 35 with a list of things you should experience before your mid-thirties. We also talk about the dangers of teens, another guy that's trying to cash in on our hard work, tell sad gardening stories and much much more!!! Donate - bit.ly/3isfqvj Pick your podcast distributor - hyperurl.co/nhpodcast

#593 - The Church of Crannabis

July 24, 2021 23:40 - 57 minutes - 131 MB

Church is back in session with Mikey and Ty in front of a live studio audience. The Church of Crannabis is our own religion and today we make our presence known in the scam church world by reaching out to our competition, establishing our goals, unveiling our new crypto, NFTs and we pray HARD!!! All that and more... Amennabis. Donate - bit.ly/3isfqvj Pick your podcast distributor - hyperurl.co/nhpodcast

Chris Hansen is Back!! (In Custody)

July 13, 2021 17:32 - 50 minutes - 116 MB

Chris Hansen is back in the spotlight, but not for the reasons he would have liked. If Mikey and Ty have learned anything over the past year, it's that Chris Hansen is suspect, to say the least! They go ovee his illustrious career, his recent arrest, a strange film that he is credited in and much much more!!

#591 - GTA VI

July 06, 2021 15:07 - 42 minutes - 98.4 MB

Mikey and Bil have been diving deep into the immersive world of GTA Online in preparation for the upcoming GTA release from Rockstar Games, GTA VI. We discuss the evolution of the game, the struggle for 100% completion, the Mount Chiliad Mystery, what we've been been up to in Los Santos, news about the new title and much much more!!!

#590 - We're Starting a Church (Again)

June 30, 2021 01:22 - 1 hour - 138 MB

If there's one group in society that we've consistently beefed with, it's churches. I swear... the smaller they are, the bigger their attitudes. They say "if you can't beat em, join em" so we're doing exactly that and rebooting the Church of Crannabis!!! Mikey and Ty bring in known cult leader William Waffles to give them some pointers. Amennabis and prayers for you all, and especially for our impending tax exemption status.

#589 - John Mcafee / Britney Spears

June 25, 2021 16:18 - 58 minutes - 134 MB

Mikey and Matt get together for a huge update on some former conspiracies turned truths. John McAfee was found dead in his prison cell hours after his court hearing and Britney Spears has finally spoken out about her conservatorship. We got the scoop!!!

#588 - Modern Art

June 22, 2021 20:35 - 39 minutes - 91.1 MB

Modern art is one of life's greatest hacks, you can do pretty much anything under the guise of "art". Take this podcast, for example. Mikey and Cypher dive into the world of modern art and discuss an invisible statue that recently sold for way too much money, play a round of "Artistic or Autistic" and much much more!

#587 - Microchurch Showdown

June 15, 2021 15:06 - 1 hour - 151 MB

There's a war being waged in the streets, A holy war right here in the USA. Every day, pastors of small churches prepare for battle and fight for your soul. I'm not talking about the classic "good vs evil" battle, I mean a battle with the algorithm to gain YouTube supremacy. We go over a few churches, discover some scams, call a prayer line and much mcuh more!

#586 - IP Theft

June 02, 2021 14:02 - 48 minutes - 111 MB

We have fallen victim to one of the most egregious crimes known to the internet, Intellectual Property theft. Mikey and Ty build a case against their new rival, dive into the fake "NATURAL HABITAT podcast", attempt to get legal advice and much much more!

#585 - Saving Money

May 25, 2021 14:53 - 56 minutes - 129 MB

We all have a friend that won't shut up about cryptocurrency, and it might be time to reach out to them for a wellness check because the market done crashed... hard!!! Worry not, young ones. Mikey and Ty are here to teach you how to flatten that curve and fatten those pockets with some legal (and some not so legal) money making tactics. Pick your podcast distributor - hyperurl.co/nhpodcast Buy Merch - www.bonfire.com/store/nhp/

#584 - The Big Open

May 19, 2021 00:46 - 47 minutes - 110 MB

Is the virus over? People are ditching the masks, concerts are being booked and politicians can kiss your babies again. Mikey and Ty talk about all the new things the world has to offer from restaurants to movie theatres and everything in between. We also talk about Ty's post-vaccine stats, Bill Gates's divorce, we watch Channel 5 and much much more!! Pick your podcast distributor - hyperurl.co/nhpodcast Buy Merch - www.bonfire.com/store/nhp/

#583 - The McDonald's Iceberg

May 11, 2021 20:27 - 58 minutes - 135 MB

Mikey and Ty dive deep into the depths of the internet and explore the McDonald's Iceberg. Free razors for breakfast, weird menu items, discontinued toys, questionable advertisments and then the dark stuff. Don't tell McDonald's we said any of this because we aren't trying to get a lawsuit. For real, please say nothing. Pick your podcast distributor - http://hyperurl.co/nhpodcast

#582 - Hoverboards

May 05, 2021 02:15 - 1 hour - 156 MB

Hoverboards are real! For real this time. I know, I know... you've heard this over and over but it's true! Mikey and Ty go through the generations of hoverboards, see the new model, watch cringy tiktoks, unveil our new segment "Not Brothers At Law" and much much more!!!

#581 - Asissy of the Central Coast Beat Social

April 27, 2021 20:17 - 56 minutes - 128 MB

CCBS Present "Beats and Brews" - May 1st - Noon - Southside Coffee Co in Lompoc, CA. Asissy, the creater of the Central Coast Beat Social is back with a upcoming show! We talk about doing the socials post-covid, vaccinations, Asissy's upcoming project and much much more!! https://www.instagram.com/Asissy_/ https://soundcloud.com/asissy https://open.spotify.com/artist/7BeHo75s4VLkROB9WNThxW Pick your podcast distributor - hyperurl.co/nhpodcast

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