Mythic Politics Podcast
29 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 4 years ago -The Mythic Politics Podcast, exploring the murky worlds of political conspiracies and government corruption, lampoons classic conspiracy theories like bohemian grove gatherings, the Bilderberg meetings, and the JFK Assassination, to modern misconceptions like PizzaGate, the Qanon movement, and 9/11 being an inside job. Mythic Politics casts a humorous eye on UFO phenomena like men in black, reptilians and alien abductions, cryptozoology like bigfoot, loch ness and Chupacabra, and fringe science like flat earth, chemtrails, and anti-vaxxers. The hosts (Everett Tucker and Alexander Strange) conjure comic conversations on magick and the occult such as hermeticism, alchemy and qabalah, and secret societies like the freemasons and the Bavarian illuminati.Mythic Politics also delves into the relationship between religion and mythology, the marriage of religion and politics, separating church and state, while scrutinizing religious cults, conmen, charlatans, and their manipulation of peoples’ belief in the paranormal, supernatural and spiritualism.
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Episodes
MPP 030: The Autobiography of Bernie X
January 27, 2020 01:00 - 1 hour - 51.8 MBIf the revolutionary candidate is leading the polls does that make you an establishment voter? In this episode I'm joined by author Casey Rae (@caseycontrarian) and we talk about the ascendancy of Bernie Sanders and his recent quasi-endorsement from Bro-master General Joe Rogan. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Aleister Crowley fought Nikola Tesla in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle once and for all if America should tax churches. Look sha...
MPP 029: WWIII or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Draft
January 06, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 81.6 MBDo you think Eric Trump will dodge the WWIII draft in solidarity with his father? In this episode, we talk about the USA starting WWIII by drone striking an Iranian General, The US deploying thousands of troops to the middle east, Trump's prophetic tweets about Obama wagging the dog with Iran, and Mike Pence's justifying the Soleimani strike with 9/11 conspiracy theories. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if a reptilian fought el chupacabra in a conspiracy dea...
MPP 028: Jesus Has No Soulstice
December 30, 2019 09:00 - 2 hours - 85.5 MBDid Jesus steal the solstice because he has no soul? In this holiday episode, we talk about Santa robbing a bank, Florida man giving the gift of ganja, Rudy Giuliani converting to Judaism, the FDA raising the legal age for tobacco, and Illinois starting the new year on a high note. We make up some new words, and we talk about what will happen when Aleister Crowley fights the Marquis de Sade in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle once and for all if Jesus is Naughty or Nice. Li...
MPP 027: Space Mafia
December 23, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 78.8 MBShould we have used a Space Mafia to pickup space garbage instead of paying for Trump's Space Force? In this episode, we talk about Facebook removing ai-generated profiles and photos, we talk about the cop that wants Jeffrey Epstein's suicide attempt video seen at his trial, and we salute the people rushing to join the Space Force. We make up some new words, and we talk about what’ll happen when Bigfoot fights El Chupacabra in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle once and for all...
MPP 026: Trans-Satanic QAntifa
December 09, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 74.5 MBWould this show be better if Rani focused on MPP instead of Pokémon-Going to Trans-Satanic QAntifa protest rituals? In this episode, we indict fundamentalists for calling Jeffrey Epstein a Mossad conspiracy, we prosecute Kamala Harris for dropping out of the race, and convict QAnon believers of being legally insane. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if a Reptilian fought the Mothman in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle once and for all if people s...
MPP 025: Everett's On Cough Syrup
December 03, 2019 10:00 - 2 hours - 89.8 MBCan a medicated Everett make it through one episode with a transfeminine co-host without getting cancelled? In this episode of Mythic Politics we talk about the president of Brazil's bizarre Leonardo Dicaprio conspiracy, the Trump administration's immigrant entrapping fake colleges, we call BS on Beck claiming he was never a Scientologist, and cheer the FDA declaring Psilocybin a breakthrough therapy for major depression. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if th...
MPP 024: Julian Assange Raped America
November 25, 2019 08:00 - 2 hours - 90.2 MBIf Julian Assange wikileaked inside you, would you extradite him? In this episode we talk about Sweden dropping the rape charges against Julian Assange while we assassinate his character, We misrepresent the recent indictment and charges against Jeffrey Epstein's jail guards, and we prevaricate about a House committee passing a bill to federally legalize cannabis. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Aleister Crowley fought Hiram Abiff in a conspiracy deathmatc...
MPP 023: Jeffrey Epstein Killed Himself
November 18, 2019 11:00 - 2 hours - 91.3 MBIf you were an undulating mass of Ben Shapiros, your brain 33 pineal glands, your arms and legs all Ben Shapiros, and your tightly balled fists two tiny Shapiros doing cannonballs, could you destroy the fact you're a virgin with logic and reason? In this episode, we hyperbolize federal prosecutors offering plea deals to Jeffrey Epstein's guards, we propagandize about Stephen Miller’s leaked white supremacist emails, and we take Roger Stone’s conviction on 7 charges out of context. We make...
MPP 022: Satanic Antifa
November 11, 2019 19:00 - 1 hour - 81.7 MBIf there was a rehabilitation center for baby boomers, how quickly would you have your parents committed? In this episode, we talked about the IronMarch neo-nazi forum getting hacked, Ben Shapiro getting dragged by the alt-right, and how leaked audio shows ABC killed a story on Jeffrey Epstein, Bill Clinton, and Prince Andrew. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if The Kraken fought El Chupacabra in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all i...
MPP 020: Big Cannabis
October 29, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 75.3 MBIf you were in congress and you had to ask Mark Zuckerberg one question, would you ask him if he's a reptillian, or if he's an android? Either way, you should have asked about the Zuckerborg. In this episode, we talked about Edward Snowden debunking UFOs and chemtrails, Pat Robertson's campaign against human/mice hybrids, Bernie Sanders being down with 420, and the people protesting Mexico legalizing recreational weed. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if John ...
MPP 019: Demonic High-Tech Tyranny
October 21, 2019 09:00 - 2 hours - 90.2 MBDo you think you can defeat a Super Saiyan Alex Jones? What would Alex Jones wish for if he gathered all the Dragon Balls? In this episode, we talked about engineering psilocybin from bacteria, Trump appointing an Illuminati author, Hillary Clinton calling Tulsi Gabbard & Jill Stein Russian assets, and a Sandy Hook parent winning a defamation lawsuit. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Albert Pike fought The Mothman (or Mothwoman) in a conspiracy deathmatch. ...
MPP 018: Big Tiddy Anime Angels
October 14, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 65.2 MBWe've all fantasized about it, but if there were Big Tiddy Anime Angels smoking blunts on Saturn, would you make a planet out of thin air? In this episode, we watch Terrence Howard build Saturn without gravity, we talked about South Park getting banned in China, Elizabeth Warren trolling Mark Zuckerberg, and we get weird talking about mysterious cattle mutilations in Oregon. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Aleister Crowley's buddy Lam fought a random Repti...
MPP 017: David Icke is a reptilian
October 07, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 69.6 MBIf Donald Trump told you he broke a law, would you believe him? In this episode, we talked about Trump wanting a moat with alligators and snakes on the border, Reddit banning an incel subreddit, and we figure out what the hell Terrence Howard is talking about. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Lee Harvey Oswald fought the Zodiac Killer in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if our billionaires and politicians are reptilian aliens! ...
MPP 016: Illuminati Spherist Shills
September 30, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 76.5 MBIf a sasquatch mounts you in the forest, and nobody's around to hear it, do you make a sound? In this episode, we talked about Trump's treasonous Ukrainian call and the subsequent impeachment inquiry, the military warning troops against Joker incels, and how the OK hand gesture is now a symbol of hate. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Hiram Abiff fought Christian Rosenkreuz in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if the Earth is fl...
MPP 015: Satanic Cannibalistic Pedophiles
September 23, 2019 08:00 - 1 hour - 82 MBAre the Bushes, Clintons, and Obamas satanic cannibal paedos who harvest children for their precious fluids, or do you have schizophrenia? In this episode, we talked about Milo Yiannopoulos getting rejected by furries, Ben Shapiro obsessing over Brett Kavanaugh’s Penis, a college professor getting fired over Qanon, and Jordan Peterson going to rehab for Klonopin addiction. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Aleister Crowley fought L Ron Hubbard in a conspirac...
MPP 014: Google is Big, Big Brother
September 17, 2019 06:00 - 2 hours - 93.6 MBShould we be selling our soul to google out of convenience …or should be just be eating republicans? In this episode, we talked about 48 states launching antitrust investigations into Google, we discuss Purdue Pharma's secret oxycontin withdrawals, and we talk about California banning private prisons and ICE detention facilities. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if John Dee fought Eliphas Levi in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all i...
MPP 013: Harry Potter did 9/11
September 12, 2019 04:00 - 2 hours - 89.4 MBIs America filled with muggle infidels? In this episode, we talked about Infowars' Sandy Hook Defamation Lawsuit, Alex Jones' weather weapons, Harry Potter getting exorcised, Jared Leto starting a cult, and Walmart halting the sale of some ammunition. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if the Mothman fought the Jersey Devil in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if Julian Assange is a friend or foe! Links Mentioned: Infowars Loses Ap...
MPP 012: Republican Hurricanes
September 02, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 79.9 MBDo hurricanes and tropical storms skew conservative? In this episode, we talked about Trump's Space Force, stopping hurricanes with nuclear weapons, 8chan giving Qanon special access, Jorden Peterson's derp-fake, Peruvian mass graves, and cannabis convictions in Illinois and New York. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Albert Pike fought Bill Cooper in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all who hung Jeffrey Epstein. Links Mentioned: ...
MPP 011: Sloth Burgers
August 26, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBIs the Amazon Rainforest fire just an exotic game BBQ? In this episode, we talked about Jeffrey Epstein's head transplant, the new patriot revolution, Trump's loyalty comments, Hillary Clinton zinging Trump over voter conspiracies, derp state conspiracies, and recreational cocaine in Mexico. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Lam fought a leprechaun in a conspiracy deathmatch. Links Mentioned: Christian TV host: Jeffrey Epstein is alive and well and walkin...
MPP 010: Spacebook
August 19, 2019 03:00 - 1 hour - 71.4 MBIs Zark Fuckerbook selling your data to moon men? In this episode, we talked about Trump retweeting conspiracy theories, the FBI downgrading white supremacy, the FCC making a safe space for conservatives, and waterbears on the moon. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if the Montauk Monster fought El Chupacabra in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if we should be colonizing the solar system or housing the homeless. Links Mentioned: ...
MPP 009: Police Piss Sluttery
August 09, 2019 23:00 - 2 hours - 114 MBIf cops like being peed on, is it even punishment? In this episode, we talked about Crowley's house ablaze, conspiracism, Qanon being a national security threat, mass shootings, troops in border camps, getting poisoned by Putin, Neil deGrasse Tyson getting metoo'd, and New York decriminalizing cannabis. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Bigfoot fought golem in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if the illuminati is evil. Links M...
MPP 008: Jehovahs Witnai
August 08, 2019 23:00 - 2 hours - 88.1 MBIf we really landed on the moon, did Jehovah witness it? In this episode, we talked about frankensteined cadavers, steamy exorcisms, Qanon assassination conspiracies, Trump being a puppet, the federal government icing you, and the plan to storm loch ness. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if a grey alien fought a reptilian in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if we landed on the moon. Links Mentioned: 'Cooler filled with male geni...
MPP 007: Indigenous Owls
August 07, 2019 22:00 - 3 hours - 153 MBIf you get stalked by an owl, hoo would believe you? In this episode, we talked about Beto's slaves and if that's racist, lots of hate in our racism roundup, Elon merging us with Teslas, Viking bong technology, and Hawaii decriminalizing cannabis. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Jack Parsons fought Nikola Tesla in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if ghosts are real. Links Mentioned: Beto O’Rourke says ancestor owned slaves ...
MPP 006: Orangutan Hearts
August 06, 2019 22:00 - 2 hours - 107 MBWould you want to reincarnate as a milf? In this episode, we talked about the Dalia Lama reincarnating as a babe, JP Morgan's 20 tons of cocaine, Jeffery Epsteins accusers, Acosta resigning over a sweetheart deal, and Aleister Crowley's acolytes returning to the loch ness. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if a unicorn fought a centaur in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if people have free will or are we biological robots. Links ...
MPP 005: Nuclear Laser Beam
August 05, 2019 22:00 - 2 hours - 97.7 MBIf someone told you an alien invasion was coming, would you believe them? In this episode, we talked about Trump & UFOs in the DMZ, UFOlogy terrorism and bomb scares, suing the Church of Scientology, and Marijuana Federalism. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Ben Franklin fought Marquis de Sade in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if the afterlife or the void is more likely. Links Mentioned: Trump in the DMZ Stephanie Gr...
MPP 004: Witch Hunt Hoax
August 04, 2019 22:00 - 1 hour - 46.3 MBIf a wiccan Russian pulled a prank would you call it a hoax? In this episode, we talked about Jimmy Carter calling Trump an illegitimate president, Trump attacking Mueller for his upcoming testimony, Brazilian cocaine delegations, and Illinois expunging marijuana convictions. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if the Loch Ness Monster fought The Kraken in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if Booze or Cannabis is better for a kickback...
MPP 003: Trickle-down Demonomics
August 03, 2019 21:00 - 1 hour - 79.7 MBShould the catholic church use holy water in a drought? In this episode, we talked about news spraying cities with holy water, Republicans on the lam, The Donald getting quarantined, the supreme court gerrymandering, and NRATV shutting down. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Lee Harvey Oswald fought John Wilkes Booth in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if Moses talked to god, or just ate some mushrooms. Links Mentioned: Bish...
MPP 002: Zodiac Cruz
August 02, 2019 21:00 - 2 hours - 93.2 MBShould Trump #buildthewall in outer space? In this episode we talked about Flat-earth pedophiles, senatorial ufo briefings, and the fbi putting facial recognition in your dishwasher. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Jack the Ripper fought The Zodiac Killer in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if God or Aliens are more likely. Links Mentioned: ‘Biblical Flat Earth Society’ founder is charged with 56 counts of child exploitation...
MPP 001: Prana Pools
August 01, 2019 21:00 - 2 hours - 85.6 MBIs your fourth eye wide open? In this episode, we talked about Facebook removing Natural News, we talk about Infowars using Pepe the frog, and we talk about Alex Jones sending child pron. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Adam Weishaupt fought George Washington in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if intelligent extraterrestrial forces interacted with early humans! Links Mentioned: Facebook Removes Conspiracy Site Natural News ...