Moviesucktastic
432 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 20 hours ago - ★★★★ - 15 ratingsMovieSucktastic is the movie review podcast that isn't afraid to occasionally stray from the path. Hosted by film fanatics Joey and Scott,
MovieSucktastic includes features like the Finger List, Cinematic Confessional, and Movie Viewing Challenges. All kinds of films are discussed and dissected,
with a special loving emphasis on bad movies. Want to hear what an out of work writer prone to ranting and an IT Tech with an exhaustive memory think about your
latest Netflix rental? You've come to the right place.
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Episodes
Episode 132: Total Recall (1990 and 2012)
January 23, 2014 23:23 - 102 MBRecall, recall, recall!! Both the original and remake of Total Recall are reviewed and inspected. Joey was angrier last but lost steam for the actual show. We also play fan voicemail.
Episode 131: 2013 Oscar Nominations
January 16, 2014 17:33 - 89.3 MBThe 2013 Oscar Nominations are out and we go over each category with a fine tooth comb. Listen in and hear Scott and Joey talk too much about Gravity.
Episode 130: APE (1976)
January 02, 2014 11:23 - 53 MBAPE, not to be confused with King Kong! Released in 1976 the same year as the De Laurentiis King Kong remake. Based on that alone one would have to know this film has more than a few problems.
Episode 129: Christmasucktastic 2013!
December 19, 2013 12:13 - 56.6 MBChristmasucktastic is upon us! Scott and Joey talk about their favorite Christmas movies and play scenes from each one. Enjoy!
Episode 128: Runaway (1984)
December 12, 2013 22:53 - 80.2 MBMichael Critchton is a horrible writer and film director. It's proven yet again with his horrible futuristic film of Runaway. Will the mustache man beat the tongue guy? Find out!
Episode 127: Thanksgiving Movies!
November 29, 2013 12:33 - 80.2 MBHappy Thanksgiving! We talk about films that take place on or around the holiday of Thanksgiving. Films like Alice's restaurant, Dutch, Planes, Trains & Automobiles plus more!
Episode 126: Staying Alive (1983)
November 21, 2013 17:23 - 63.2 MBA sequel to Saturday Night Fever? The film? Staying Alive. The Director? Sylvester Stallone. Unfortunately only one of us had to sit through 90 minutes of Travolta doing Jazz hands as the other host watched the wrong film. Find out who it was!
Episode 125: The Wicker Man (2006)
November 07, 2013 13:33 - 78.8 MBThe Wicker Man (2006) is carefully dissected for all its horrible glory. Nicolas Cage always seems to at least try and deliver a solid performance even if it's campy. It's one of the worst film he's ever done so please join us in tearing it apart.
Episode 124: January Preview 2014
October 25, 2013 11:23 - 78.2 MBLets talk garbage! This episode is dedicated to everything coming out this January 2014. This is where films go to die. Everything from the new I, Frankenstein to Paranormal Activity 5 is covered. Yeah, crapfest 2014...
Episode 123: Rosemary's Baby (1968)
October 17, 2013 17:33 - 58.3 MBIs there anything more terrifying than childbirth? Joey and Scott discuss, along with the unavoidable silliness of devil worship, in their rather timely review of Rosemary's Baby (1968). Hail Satan!
Episode 122: The House Of The Devil (2009)
September 12, 2013 11:23 - 67.3 MBMan, these guys really hate Ti West.
Episode 121: Terrorvision (1986)
September 05, 2013 13:31 - 67.2 MBWhen garbage from the planet Pluton is sent off course to Earth an alien pet with an insatiable appetite comes along with it. It ends up coming through the Putterman's new satellite dish and hilarity (and death) ensues.
Episode 120: Patrick (1978)
August 29, 2013 17:21 - 66.8 MBPatrick is nearly dead and still he kills! When Patrick kills his mother and her lover he ends up in a coma. He falls in love with his private nurse and tries to kill everyone in his path using psychokinesis to be with her.
Episode 119: The Fury (1978)
August 16, 2013 13:51 - 83.2 MBWhen Kirk Douglas's supernatural son is kidnapped by the government, he sets himself on a hell bent mission to get him back anyway he can. Even if it means taking hostages, stealing cars and getting innocent people killed.
Episode 118: Gloria (1980 and 1999)
August 08, 2013 17:31 - 75.3 MBYou let a woman beat ya! Scott and Joey review the gritty classic Gloria from 1980 and its ugly sister remade in 1999. We break down each film side by side and talk strengths and weaknesses. Although Gloria from 1999 is just...weak.
Episode 117: One For The Money (2012)
July 25, 2013 12:51 - 83 MBIn "One For The Money" Stephanie Plum is looking for a big payday if she can bring in felon Joe Morelli. If that isn't simple enough for you don't worry, there's plenty of voice over to help along the film.
Episode 116: V.I. Warshawski (1991)
July 18, 2013 22:41 - 53.8 MBV.I. Warshawski: She's as sexy as she is smart! When VI's 10 minute boyfriend drops off his daughter and he turns up dead, the real fun begins! Also, a long overdue cinematic confession from Scott!
Episode 115: Die Laughing (1980)
July 12, 2013 12:31 - 86.6 MBWhen a scientist is killed in Pinsky's (Benson) cab, everyone is after him from the Russians, to the FBI to...Bud Cort. They're all after the scientist's monkey, who has memorized a formula for turning trash into plutonium. Yeah, I just said that.
Episode 114: Roller Boogie (1979)
June 20, 2013 17:21 - 68.1 MBSunny beaches, roller discos, making out on dumpsters, humorous sexual assault, strange fruit trucks... Welcome to the wonderful world of Roller Boogie!
Episode 113: Solarbabies (1986)
June 13, 2013 11:41 - 68.1 MBSet in a post-apocalyptic future where a group of roller-skating lacrosse players imprisoned in a fascist orphanage (complete with roller rink) escape on well-paved desert roads to help a glowing ball restore the planet's water supply. No, really.
Episode 112: Fatal Beauty (1987)
May 29, 2013 10:21 - 65.3 MBFatal Beauty is a dangerous new drug on the streets and only Whoopi Goldberg can stop it! With a supposed deleted sex scene, bad dialog and terrible gags this is one you won't want to miss. Trucks don't bleed.
Episode 111: The Wild Life (1984)
May 22, 2013 23:42 - 60 MBThe Wild Life is this week's film. Is it too much like Fast Times? (both films penned by Cameron Crowe) Also, Scott rethinks romantic comedies into suspense thrillers. It's casual!
Episode 110: Red Dawn (1984 and 2012)
May 08, 2013 13:32 - 81.5 MBWolverines! Our first endeavour into the new remake challenge is Red Dawn (1984 and 2012). Also, we bring back the Name That Movie Challenge game from last week!
Episode 109: Name That Movie Challenge
May 01, 2013 13:22 - 55.5 MBIt's a cross between the $100,000 Pyramid and Name That Tune. Scott and Joey have been tooling around new ideas for the show and here's a taste of what's to come. We hope you have as much fun listening as we did playing.
Episode 108: Iron Eagle (1986)
April 17, 2013 23:23 - 68.5 MBJets, army base brats, homosexual overtones and Lou Gossett! That's right, we're talking Iron Eagle! Drop the Wall of Fire and tune in!
Episode 107: Jaws 3D (1983)
April 03, 2013 21:53 - 96.2 MBThe third dimension is TERROR! We review the abominable Jaws 3D. Essentially a 99 minute commercial for SeaWorld but in a very bad way. Join us for 3D fun and antics!
Episode 106: Caveman (1981)
March 27, 2013 16:37 - 60.7 MBCaveman is the next flick on our operating table. The problem is the plot is razor thin and the entire film is in Caveman talk. Still fun all these years later? Find out.
Episode 105: StarCrash (1978)
March 20, 2013 18:27 - 69.5 MBThe Adventures of Stella Star or more popularly known as StarCrash is the movie challenge this week. So many things wrong, so much logic thrown out the window. Special Guest Chris Byczkiewicz (an expert on the film) steals the show and won't shut up.
Episode 104: Wing Commander (1999)
March 13, 2013 12:47 - 61.8 MBWing Commander is given entirely more review time than it deserves. What can we say, we're thorough. Also, we discuss the top ten most downloaded episodes EVER for MST and we reveal next week's movie challenge.
Episode 103: Iron Sky (2012)
March 06, 2013 18:07 - 63.7 MBMoon Nazis! In this episode we review Iron Sky and talk about our top ten most downloaded episodes for February. We also give props to our all time most downloaded episode ever. Oh and Ogre-load.
Episode 102: The 85th Academy Awards
February 24, 2013 23:15 - 200 MBThe 85th Academy Awards live with Scott and Joey. In a rare occurrence we record a show while in the same room all while streaming the Oscars live! We left the liquor at the bar this time but kept the snide remarks. Listen in!
Episode 101: Life Of Pi (2012)
February 14, 2013 21:14 - 54.7 MBLife of Pi Director Ang Lee produces a visual masterpiece by some a boring been done before 3D gimmick by Scott and Joey. Although we didn't hate the film we definitely have our issues with it. Listen in and find out!
Episode 100: Argo and Les Miserables (2012)
February 07, 2013 11:15 - 67.1 MBIn our special 100th milestone episode Scott and Joey have absolutely nothing special planned. That's right...we just review two Oscar noms Les Miserables and Argo.
Episode 99: Django Unchained (2012)
January 24, 2013 13:12 - 85.1 MBDjango! Django! Scott and Joey review the new Tarantino film Django Unchained. Nearly a perfect film and one of his best. Scott also gives a mini review of Paranormal Activity 4.
Episode 98: The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey (2012)
January 10, 2013 17:13 - 91 MBWes Anderson and Tyler Durden stop by and help review The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey. We go around the table round robin style. We also cover this year's Oscar Nominations for 2012.
Episode 97: 3Diculous 2013
January 03, 2013 15:11 - 86.9 MB3Diculous! There is definitely no shortage of 3D movies in 2013. So much even, that we go above and beyond for our annual show this year.
Episode 96: January Preview 2013
December 27, 2012 16:14 - 103 MBJanuary Film Release Preview! Tune in and get psyched to ring in the new year with the worst that Hollywood has to offer!
Episode 95: Silent Night (2012)
December 20, 2012 13:17 - 74.3 MBYour special friends Joey and Scott celebrate the yuletide season by reviewing the latest horror film remake to hit the big screen, Silent Night, the remake of the classic controversial holiday slasher flick Silent Night, Deadly Night. Merry Christmas.
Episode 94: The Wizard (1989) Super Mario Bros (1993)
December 13, 2012 12:15 - 91.3 MBStrap on your tool belt, grab your lunchbox full of dead sister, dose up on mushrooms, and begin your electronic vision quest with two of the longest, most expensive Nintendo game commercials in history, Super Mario Bros. and The Wizard!
Episode 93: Knight and Day (2010)
December 06, 2012 14:12 - 90.6 MBJoey and Scott return after a brief medical hiatus to tackle the enigma that is Tom Cruise, in the film that is Knight and Day. All you Cruise fanatics can rinse and spit with this one; it's smiles and sunglasses all the way!
Episode 92: James Bond
November 24, 2012 17:11 - 98.4 MBBond, James Bond! We review both Timothy Dalton Bond films The Living Daylights and Licence To Kill. We also talk a bit about the new Bond film Skyfall as well.
Episode 91: Box Office for Nov 9 - Nov 11
November 15, 2012 10:15 - 83 MBHurricane Sandy may have taken Joey's power away but not his will to live. The boys delve back into the podcast scene and do an extensive Top Ten and Finger list. We also stray a bit and give our two cents in on other films as well.
Episode 90: Atlas Shrugged (2011)
October 25, 2012 16:11 - 29.9 MBScott runs the show solo as Joey is gone. In the meantime Scott does the Top Ten all while making fun of how thorough Joey is. He also does the Finger List and as a special treat, reviews Atlas Shrugged.
Episode 89: End Of Year 2012
October 04, 2012 11:17 - 97.4 MBSystem failure! We attempt to talk about what movies are coming out until the end of the year. Unfortunately Joey's system crashes twice due to Livestream. Joey should have never spoke ill of it.
Episode 88: Movie Roundup
September 27, 2012 14:16 - 84.2 MBMovie Roundup! Scott and Joey talk about what flicks they've seen recently like The Cabin in the Woods, The Avengers, our movie collections and more! Top Ten and Finger List as well.
Episode 87: Rubber (2010) and Haywire (2011)
September 20, 2012 11:46 - 73 MBRubber and Haywire are the flicks reviewed this week. We go into detail on each one and pay special attention to rating them on IMDB.
Episode 86: Megaforce (1982)
September 13, 2012 10:45 - 71.5 MBDeeds not words. The high budgeted action sci-fi flic Megaforce is reviewed. Gold Lame Jumpsuits, nuff said.
Episode 85: BMX Bandits (1983) and RAD (1986)
September 06, 2012 21:34 - 119 MBSpecial guest Chrisitian helps out with the review duties this week for BMX Bandits and RAD. Nostalgia has us flashing back to our childhood. Also, The Top Ten and Finger List.
Episode 84: Political Movies
August 30, 2012 11:34 - 48.5 MBPolitical films are reviwed and discussed in this very special episode due to the Republican GOP being this week. We talk about everything from Network to Brazil.
Episode 83: Heavy Metal (1981) and Rock and Rule (1983)
August 23, 2012 21:51 - 96.8 MBHeavy Metal Rock and Rule! Both films are reviewed and remembered from our youth. We also feel it necessary to stick to true show format as we review Heavy Metal 2000. What garbage. We also reflect on the late Tony Scott.