Movies On Tap

Episode 73: First Blood

June 15, 2017 11:00 - 44 minutes - 61.4 MB

Here we find ourselves backtracking to the film that started the infamous John Rambo series with the confusing title of First Blood. The boys are back together to discuss Cannes elitism, as well as Dalton's dad's hidden instagram (@thedeepseaking) and terrible facebook photos. Join us as we change pace and pump as much testosterone as Sylvester Stallone allows us in our diverse views on one of his early muscle-bound films! Act I: Cannes discriminating against Netflix Act II: First Blood ...

Episode 72: Wonder Woman

June 08, 2017 04:00 - 1 hour - 85.3 MB

Wonder(ful) Women take over this week here at Movies on Tap, as Nick and Rob sub out for their respective wives who come in to tell Dalton and Errol what they think of the new DC film, Wonder Woman! Along the way Dalton tries to censor himself, Errol hates all female villains, and Chelsea and Rachel know exactly what each other does in their profession! Oh, and you don't have to worry about your ears, cause the Great Audio Wars of 2017 are officially over! Act I: Favorite Female Villains ...

Episode 71: Se7en

June 01, 2017 12:00 - 1 hour - 83 MB

Enjoy this wholesome family episode of Movies on Tap while we take a deep dive into David Fincher's breakout thriller. Dalton can't wrap his head around the original seven deadly sins, as well as creating several hundred more, and everyone gets down on their opinion of too rough to watch. Enjoy! Act I: When does a movie go to far? Act II: Se7en Review Act III: 1 Shot Drink of the Week: Seven Sins 1 oz Rye 1 oz applejack brandy 3/4 Lemon Juice Bitters Mix all ingredients int...

Episode 70: Alien Covenant

May 25, 2017 12:00 - 1 hour - 88.9 MB

We are hip deep in the Great Audio Issues of 2017 here dear listeners, but fear not, for we see a savior upon the horizon! Through Dalton's fuzzy voice and Errol's glitches, we give you the beginning of our Summer Movie Wager as well as a look into Ridley Scott's latest addition to the up and down franchise that all started with the intent to scare. Act I: Summer Movie Wager 2017 Act II: Alien: Covenant Review Act III: 3 Shots (Unanimous)

Episode 69: Quiz Show

May 18, 2017 04:00 - 1 hour - 35.7 MB

Get ready, it's Nick's first boom goes the dynamite joke here at MoT. Truly a historical moment, but was it real or made up? We'll leave it up to you to decide this week on Movies on Tap! Act I: Lying about True stories on film Act II: Quiz Show Review Act III: 3 Shots Drink of the week: Quiz Fizz 2 oz gin 1 oz Maraschino Liqueur 1 oz Lime Juice 1 oz Vanilla Syrup Dash bitters 1 Egg White Mix all ingredients together, shake once without ice, pour in ice and shake vigoro...

Small Batch Bets (Rob and Dalton)

May 17, 2017 04:00 - 37 minutes - 8.63 MB

Rob and Dalton got a little jealous of Nick and Errol making bets from under their noses, so they decided to chime in on what they think will be the outcome of the summer movies that the MoT boys have chosen to review. Sit back and fill up, cause there's gonna be quite a lot of shots to go around for these new releases.

Small Batch Bets (Nick and Errol)

May 15, 2017 04:00 - 30 minutes - 6.96 MB

Nick and Errol bring to you a predictive review of what they think the aggregate shot rating will be for the four summer movies that will be reviewed by the MoT guys. Tune in and make sure to keep us on our toes in this summer version of the new series Small Batch Bets!

Episode 68: Basic Instinct

May 11, 2017 04:00 - 54 minutes - 75.2 MB

Nick entices his already drunk cohorts with his ridiculous act I topic, all the while Dalton talks inappropriately about doing shots on female genitalia, and Rob thinks this movie isn't necessarily a good movie to watch with your sister. Act I: Where did all the titties go? (Nick's exact words) Act II: Basic Instinct review Act III: 2 1/2 shots Drink of the week: San Francisco Cocktail 1 oz Vodka 3/4 oz Sweet Vermouth 3/4 oz Sloe Gin Dash of orange bitters Dash Agnostura bi...

Episode 67: Primer

May 04, 2017 04:00 - 1 hour - 94.2 MB

Get ready for your mind to get messed with, as the guys take a deep dive into one of the most dense films out there. We also somehow get sidetracked into talking about Nick selling condoms to horny teenagers while sitting naked in his chair and Errol thinking he can beat Floyd Mayweather in seven rounds. Act I: Density in Film Act II: Primer Review Act III: 2 Shots Drink of the week: Mind Eraser 2oz. Vodka 2oz. Coffee Liqueur 2oz. Club Soda Pour coffee and vodka over ice, top...

Episode 66: Amy

April 29, 2017 00:35 - 1 hour - 39.6 MB

Bonus double episode Friday to apologize for our technical screwups this week! If you're looking for a jazzy doc to watch on a Saturday afternoon check out our review of Amy! Act I: What do you want to see a documentary about? Act II: Amy Review Act III: 0 shots (Unanimous) Drink of the week: Rickstasy 1 oz Southern Comfort 1 oz Banana Liqueur 1 oz Bailey's Irish cream 3 oz vodka Pour ingredients in glass of ice and stir. Just have one.

Episode 65: Legion

April 28, 2017 16:32 - 40 minutes - 55 MB

April's a jumbled month for the boys, but we've got our Legion review primed and ready for you a little past the due date this week! First TV show of the year and possibly the first time all four of the guys are in disagreement. Strap in and see whether or not you're down for this new Marvel comics show! Act I: What Super mental disorder would go with your super power? Act II: Legion Review Act III: 1.5 Shots New Rule: Dalton drinks when he has a technical issue Drink of the week: ...

Episode 64: Trading Places

April 20, 2017 03:58 - 1 hour - 82.4 MB

Once again, alcohol has instilled four friends to have various arguments that are unbecoming to them, including, but not limited to, assault and racism, as only four drunk white boys/half a mexican can. Somewhere in there we review a movie, too. Act I: Is Racism ok in comedy? Act II: Trading Places Review Act III: 0 shots Drink of the week: Mint Julep 2 oz quality bourbon 1 oz simple syrup handful of mint leaves Dash of water Using a silver cup, put simple syrup, water and ...

Episode 63: The 39 Steps

April 13, 2017 04:00 - 1 hour - 95.5 MB

After a slew of Technical difficulties, the guys finally get around to reviewing the Hitchcock classic, as well as Dalton making a distress call to Errol in his hour of need. Nick's nursing school has made him quite strict in this episode of Movies on Tap. Have any movie review suggestions? Email us [email protected] and let us know! Act I: How would you make your getaway? Act II: The 39 Steps review Act III: 1.5 Shots Drink of the Week: Flying Scotsman 2 oz Scotch...

Episode 62: The Ghost in the Shell

April 06, 2017 01:54 - 1 hour - 92 MB

It's our 50th movie review! Sadly, no Nick this week, but the lovely Zach Smorch joins us from his podcast Friend Vs. Friend to weigh in on what the guys think about the new live action anime. Act I: Should animations be made live action Act II: The Ghost in the Shell Review Act III: 3 Shots Drink of the week: Invisible Man cocktail 2 oz gin .5 oz Triple sec .5 oz Brandy 2 dashes OJ shake in strainer and pour into small rocks glass, fill with ginger ale.

Episode 61: The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

March 30, 2017 21:33 - 1 hour - 35 MB

Errol gets way too drunk off wine and lost shot bets as the guy try desperately to stay on topic as we take a look at that movie with the long title. If you're looking for a discussion of Jesse James mixed with arguments about whether or not Tigger's tail is curly, you've come to the right place. Act I: Celebrity obsession Act II: Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford review Act III: 3 Shots (And a tigger argument( Drink of the Week: Jesse James Bourbon

Episode 60: The Sound of My Voice

March 23, 2017 05:23 - 1 hour - 36.2 MB

Drinks and vernacular don't mix this week when the guys get into it over show vs. movie, as well as why Jimmy Fallon sold out to the man! Act I: Why do all Dads suck? Act II: Sound of my Voice review Act III: 3 Shots Drink of the week: Kool-Aid Cocktail. Mix Kool-Aid with alcohol. Pretty simple Tropical Punch + Rum Green Apple + Tequila Orange + Whiskey Grape + Vodka

Episode 59: Mclintock!

March 16, 2017 03:20 - 1 hour - 89.5 MB

Everyone gets a chance to shout in this episode of MoT, where the boys sit down and talk about the horror that is Mclintock! Act I: Public Domain Act II: Mclintock! Review Act III: 4 Shots Drink of the week: Frontier Whiskey 100 proof old west whiskey cut with gun powder, turpentine, ammonia or Cayenne pepper. Force fed bottles at gun point to weak individuals who nursed their shots.

Episode 58: Logan

March 09, 2017 05:00 - 1 hour - 93.5 MB

Comic book movies are evolving into a dark, adult world, at least as far as Fox is concerned, and the boys get down to whether or not that's a good thing this week. Act I: Movie ratings for comics Act II: Logan Review Act III: 0 Shots Drink of the week: Daddy's Little Girl Cocktail 1 oz Cognac 1/2 oz Galliano 1/2 oz Triple Sec 3/4 oz Orange Juice Splash of light cream Shake in cocktail shaker and strain over ice. Garnish with an orange peel

Episode 57: Get Out

March 02, 2017 05:23 - 1 hour - 83.4 MB

Jordan Peele's directorial debut has him dipping his toes into the horror/thriller genre. Naturally, we argue over which side fo the fence he leans on more, as well as a rehash of last week's New Jersey Drive. Act I: How does personal experience effect interpretation Act II: Get Out Review Act III: 1 Shot Drink of the Week: Incredible Hulk 1 part Hpnotiq, 1 part Cognac. stir and pour over ice.

Episode 56: New Jersey Drive

February 23, 2017 05:00 - 1 hour - 86.1 MB

In our last exploration of the 90s, the guys take a deep dive into the archives and pull up the car theft film, New Jersey Drive. Act I: Personal worst run-ins with police Act II: New Jersey Drive Act III: 2 Shots Drink of the week: Dainey Cocktail Mix St. Ides beer & Pina Colada Champale...if you want to...I guess.

Episode 55: The Birdcage

February 16, 2017 07:30 - 1 hour - 85.2 MB

Coughing be damned, the guys get together to review a Robin Williams classic! Act I: Mise-En-Scene Act II: The Birdcage review Act III: Unanimous 1 shot DOTW: White Wine Spritzer 3 oz White Wine 1 oz Club Soda Dash Lemon/orange bitters Garnish: Lemon/orange wheel Mix together in glass with ice

Episode 54: Starship Troopers

February 09, 2017 05:00 - 1 hour - 85.6 MB

Travel back to the 90s with this modern day classic as the guys bug you with their favorite B movies. Act I: What is a B-movie Act II: Starship Troopers Review Act III: 1.5 Shots Drink of the Week: Bug Juice Cocktail 3 oz Vodka 1.5 oz Mango Liqueur 1.5 oz Pineapple, Passion Fruit and Orange Juice Shake ingredients in cocktail shaker with ice and strain into a Collins glass filled with ice.

Bonus Content: Unpopular Opininions

February 03, 2017 00:38 - 22 minutes - 18 MB

Back in our Live by Night episode, Errol brought up (Much to Dalton's dismay) an old podcast attempt to talk social climate, current events and speculations about the future. Here's an old episode dug up for your weekend entertainment. Apologies for audio quality, it's still quite dusty from the archives.

Episode 53: The Treasure Of Sierra Madre

February 02, 2017 07:23 - 49 minutes - 67.3 MB

To start this month of love we chose a classic with no love interest! See how that pans out on this especially weird episode of MoT! Act I: Favorite film without a love interest Act II: The Treasure of Sierra Madre Review Act III: 2 Shots (Despite what Nick said. He was drunk) Drink of the week: Gold Rush Cocktail 2 oz Bourbon 3/4 oz Lemon juice 3/4 oz Honey Syrup Shake in cocktail shaker and strain over ice in a lowball glass

Episode 52: Yojimbo

January 26, 2017 03:03 - 1 hour - 83.8 MB

The boys get classy and classical with the movie that inspired so much in film, Yojimbo! Act I: Modern/genre remakes Act II: Yojimbo Review Act III: 1 Shot Drink of the Week: Yojimbo Cocktail 2 oz Hakkushu 12 Japanese Whiskey .75 oz Lemon Juice .5 oz Choya Umeshu Classic .5 oz Matcha Simple Syrup .5 oz Egg white Dash of bitters

Episode 51: Live By Night

January 19, 2017 10:49 - 50 minutes - 69.5 MB

The boys take on the January graveyard with Ben Affleck's newest film, Live by Night. Act I: Revenge Words Act II: Live by Night Act III: 3 Shots

Episode 50: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

January 12, 2017 07:59 - 1 hour - 101 MB

Sometimes we drink to forget, but today we'll discuss what it means to choose what exactly we want to forget! Act I: 2017 Movie/TV expectations Act II: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Review Act III: 2 Shots Drink of the Week: Blue Ruin

Episode 49: The Act Of Killing

January 05, 2017 17:40 - 1 hour - 86.8 MB

We're starting the year off heavy with our first documentary, The Act of Killing! Be sure to subscribe on iTunes/Stitcher! Also we announce the winner of our Bluray contest! Act I: New Year's Traditions Act II: The Act of Killing Review Act III: 1 Shot Drink of the Week: Tapai (Indonesian alcoholic paste) fermented food.

MoT New Year's Eve Special!

December 29, 2016 02:58 - 1 hour - 157 MB

2016 was a long and sorrowful year. So, we decided to combat that with a long and joyous year in review with special guest, Vanessa Jackson! Join us as we play drinking games, reminisce on the hilarious banter throughout the year, and give our best movies and TV shows. No movie this week, but we assure you, it definitely goes off the rails anyway!

Episode 47: Rogue One

December 21, 2016 07:23 - 1 hour - 84.2 MB

Long anticipated by you and us is our Rogue One: A Star Wars Story review! Be sure to tune in and subscribe! Pre-show Cocktail: Death Star 1 oz Jagermeister 1 oz triple sec 1 oz vodka 1 oz whiskey 2 oz sweet and sour mix 2 oz (or more) coke Act I: What makes a war movie Act II: Rogue One Review Act III: 1 Shot!

Episode 46: Oz Season 1

December 15, 2016 05:24 - 1 hour - 87.1 MB

Way before Westorld, Game of Thrones, Sopranos, even The Wire, was Oz, HBO's first drama. Our review of the first season is joined by talk of timeless TV. Enjoy and make sure to subscribe on iTunes or wherever you listen! Drink of the Week: Mogen David, aka Mad Dog 20/20

Episode 45: John Wick

December 08, 2016 22:28 - 1 hour - 101 MB

Large quantities of alcohol, copious amounts of foul language, dissenting opinions, and more holes than a low budget action movie. Movies on Tap... we done doin it. Drink of the Week: Blanton's Bourbon Topic: Action Movies Winning: Nick

Episode 44: (The) Final Girl(s)

December 01, 2016 05:42 - 56 minutes - 78.1 MB

Step through the screen as the boys sit down to review a fan requested film, The Final Girls! First thing's first though as Dalton inquires what's the most important thing in a film? Our podcast this week has almost as big of a twist as the film itself, so stay till the end and find out! Be sure to subscribe on iTunes or Stitcher to get all our latest podcasts. Drink of the week: Betty Davis Eyes Cocktail 1 oz Vodka 1/3 oz Blue Curacao 1/3 oz Malibu Coconut Rum Fill with Sprite (cause it's th...

Episode 43: Luke Cage

November 24, 2016 07:32 - 53 minutes - 73.8 MB

Happy Thanksgiving! In case you were feeling the need to sit on the couch and binge a netflix series, allow us to tell you our thoughts on Marvel's latest TV show, Luke Cage! Along the way we discuss (as four white guys) diversity in shows behind the camera, and as per usual, Nick just can't stop saying before! Drink of the week: Harlem Cocktail 2 oz Gin 1/4 oz Maraschino Liqueur 3/4 oz pineapple juice 1 tsp fresh lemon juice a dash or two Agnostura bitters Garnish: Wedge of pineapple

Episode 42: When Harry Met Sally

November 17, 2016 06:00 - 1 hour - 92 MB

Another Romcom here from the MoT boys as we review a classic holiday movie over this almost Thanksgiving. But first, we discuss who our first on screen love is, why hand stuff isn't that weird, and Casper's director's cut. Be sure to subscribe on iTunes and Stitcher! Drink of the week: Champagne Cocktail 1/3 oz Cognac 3 oz Champagne 1 Sugar Cube 2 Dashes Agnostura Bitters Garnish: Orange slice or Maraschino Cherry

Episode 41: Dr. Strange

November 10, 2016 06:39 - 1 hour - 98.8 MB

Sit down and get your LSD tea ready, cause we're taking a deep dive into Marvel's latest addition, Dr. Strange! Along the way we discuss Special effects in film, and Errol drinks something with a 72% ABV, so you know it's good!

Episode 40: Secretary

November 03, 2016 02:15 - 1 hour - 86.3 MB

This week the fellas get a little too comfortable. They look into a lesser known film on the very risque BDSM world, Secretary, while very drunk. So as you could expect things tend to go off the rails. What are you gonna do when you cover a film about sex? So, hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, this is NSFW but hilarious. Check it out, and don't tell our moms. Please. 1.5 Shots

Episode 39: Trailer Park Boys (Season 3)

October 27, 2016 06:21 - 57 minutes - 78.6 MB

The classic Rum and Coke! Do you know it's history? Well tune in this week as we discuss its cuban origins as well as low budget productions before (drink) diving into our review of Trailer Park Boys! Be sure to subscribe on iTunes for automatic updates.

Episode 38: Memories Of Murder

October 20, 2016 08:13 - 59 minutes - 54.1 MB

Tune in as the Sloshed Quadruo discuss what they're willing to forgive their idols for, and review the film, Memories of Murder.

Episode 37: Birth Of A Nation

October 13, 2016 04:38 - 1 hour - 63.7 MB

We're awfully uncomfortable this week after viewing Nate Parker's Birth of a Nation. The guys sit down and discuss their own personal guilt, as well as breaking points, both in movies and in life, and when we think the retaliation has gone overboard. Tune in, and make sure to subscribe on iTunes and Stitcher! Drink of the week: Jack Daniels

Episode 36: Under The Skin

October 06, 2016 15:08 - 1 hour - 56.8 MB

This week the boys talk about nudity in film, bunny ears and the movie, Under the Skin. Drink of the week: Drambuie

Episode 35: The Magnificent Seven

September 29, 2016 08:50 - 59 minutes - 81.3 MB

What's in a name? This week the boys battle over pronunciations, whitewashing in films and lead up to the inevitable review of the remake of the remake of the remake, The Magnificent Seven! Subscribe on iTunes or your favorite podcast app to get up to date reviews! Drink of the week: Moonshine

Episode 34: Stranger Things

September 22, 2016 18:44 - 1 hour - 102 MB

We're getting back to the '80s in this hot not-so-new Netflix show, Stranger Things. Along the way we discuss nostalgia in today's films, and whether it's good or just a little too overdone. We also introduce a brand new segment of themed review drinks! Enjoy and don't forget to subscribe on iTunes or Stitcher! Drink of the Week: Sex on the Beach 1.5 oz Vodka .5 oz Peach shnapps 1.5 oz Orange Juice 1.5 oz Cranberry Juice .5 oz Chambord Garnish: Orange Wheel

Episode 33 1/2: The Philadelphia Story

September 16, 2016 05:24 - 1 hour - 70.5 MB

Round two for those who may have missed it, we had a little mishap with the first cut of our Philadelphia Story review, so for those who listened before or those new to the episode, we promise it's ready to go! Enjoy our time warp review of the classic The Philadelphia Story

Episode 32 They Live

September 08, 2016 05:43 - 51 minutes - 63.7 MB

Here we are with our very first Sponsored episode! Tune into the guys as they hit the bigtime with their review of the cult classic They Live. But first, everyone would like to enlighten you with their favorite cult classic film, and Nick seems to hate Jim Carrey for some weird reason. Be sure to subscribe and give us feedback as you see fit!

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