Mostly Nitpicking

After After The Thrones - The Long Night (Season 8 Episode 3)

May 05, 2019 19:01 - 1 hour - 44.5 MB

...sigh. This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins, try to make sense of the third episode of season eight, The Long Night. They talk about the non-existent plans, the plot armor, and of course whatever Bran was doing.

Avengers: Endgame

May 02, 2019 20:43 - 2 hours - 98.2 MB

Whatever it takes. Even if what it takes is roughly two and a half hours. This week, Nando and DJ reassemble to nitpick the cinematic event of our generation, Avengers: Endgame. They use the nitpicks you tweeted us to talk about the plan, the time travel, and of course the Pym Particles.

After After The Thrones - A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (Season 8 Episode 2)

April 26, 2019 17:03 - 1 hour - 52.1 MB

Man those crypts, huh? Pretty safe. Yup. This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins discuss episode two of season eight of Game of Thrones, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. They talk about Arya's big night, the plan, and of course the impossibly safe crypts. They sure are safe. Those crypts. Safe. They also go through their personal death pools.

Pre-Endgame Marvel Cinematic Universe Nitpicks

April 24, 2019 04:46 - 1 hour - 72.2 MB

We're about to be in the end game, so let's look back at the...beginning and middle game? This week, Nando and DJ assemble some of their best questions nitpick the pre-Endgame Marvel Cinematic Universe. They talk about the Infinity Stones, the forgotten inventions, and of course the panther god.

Hellboy (2019)

April 20, 2019 19:56 - 1 hour - 74.8 MB

Guys. The actual tagline for this movie is: "When The World Needed Superheroes, We Got What We Deserved." I really hope this isn't what we deserve. And boy do I need some superheroes right now. This week, Nando and DJ go through hell and back to watch a movie that we will undoubtedly all forget about in a week, 2019's Hellboy. They nitpick the trees, the swords, and the unbelievably poor CGI.

After After The Thrones - Winterfell (Season 8 Episode 1)

April 18, 2019 03:54 - 1 hour - 47.3 MB

After After The Thrones is back, baby! For those out there that are confused, we're still doing Mostly Nitpicking. New episode should be out very soon. But we also do a recap show for every episode of Game of Thrones. It started as a joke but now it's just a regular recap show. This week, Nando, DJ, and Chris Diggins sit down and discuss Winterfell. They talk about Bran's demeanor, Euron's plan, and what they're expecting to see in the final season.

Shazam!

April 12, 2019 16:56 - 1 hour - 80.1 MB

His name isn't Captain Sparkles. It definitely isn't Captain Marvel. And even though it's the title of the movie, I'm not convinced that his name is Shazam either. This week, Nando and DJ call upon the powers of five Greek/Roman gods and one Biblical king to nitpick the movie that both wants you to forget and remember that Batman v Superman happened, Shazam! They nitpick the magic doors, the homicidal bullies, and of course the acronym.

X-Men: Apocalypse

April 03, 2019 19:30 - 1 hour - 81.6 MB

Everything they built HAS FALLEN! This week, Nando and DJ force themselves to watch the movie that made them completely ok with Disney wiping this continuity away forever, X-Men: Apocalypse. They nitpick the new characters, the pointless cameos, and of course, the arrows.

X-Men: Days of Future Past

March 28, 2019 00:03 - 2 hours - 87.7 MB

Finally! An X-Men movie where the X-Men and Magneto put aside their differences to stop a common...wait a second. Why does Magneto have that gun? Oh never mind. He's a bad guy again. This week, Nando and DJ get a glowy temple massage from Shadowcat and go back back back in time to revisit 2014's X-Men: Days of Future Past. They nitpick the Sentinels, the new mutants, and of course the ticking clock.

X-Men: First Class

March 22, 2019 22:02 - 1 hour - 100 MB

Before he was Professor X, he was Charles. Before he was Magneto, he was Erik. Before these movies were bad again, this one was awesome. This week, Nando and DJ get to rewatch the X-Men movie that got enough things right to balance out all of the things X3 and Origins Wolverine got wrong and keep the franchise alive, X-Men: First Class. They nitpick the powers, the costumes, and of course the nuclear armageddon.

Captain Marvel

March 14, 2019 16:09 - 1 hour - 61.4 MB

High-ish. Far-ish. Kinda fast. This week, Nando and DJ take to the skies and nitpick the 4000th entry in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain Marvel. They look at the Skrulls, the easter eggs, and of course the nineties. You remember the nineties, right?

Fant4stic

March 07, 2019 22:50 - 1 hour - 56.7 MB

Fantastic Four director Josh Trank says he had a fantastic version of this. And it would’ve received great reviews. We’ll probably never see it. Instead all we have is this. This week, Nando and DJ put on their space suits, roll up their American flag, and watch what very well may be the worst comic book movie ever made, 2015's Fantastic Four. They nitpick the reshoot wigs, the crash test dummies, and of course the science fairs.

How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

February 28, 2019 06:58 - 1 hour - 65 MB

The Final Chapter...the last one...no more of these...trust us. Wink This week, Nando and DJ saddle up and take a look at the epic conclusion to the most solid trilogy of animated movies in recent memory, How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World. They nitpick the dragons, the viking society, and of course Grimmel's plan.

Alita: Battle Angel

February 22, 2019 01:42 - 1 hour - 107 MB

It's Pinocchio meets Wolverine meets Elysium meets Rollerball meets a CW romance. This week, Nando and DJ watch James Cameron's Robert Ridriguez's Alita: Battle Angel. They nitpick the sports, the bounties, and of course the unnecessarily big eyes.

The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

February 14, 2019 17:34 - 1 hour - 67.1 MB

Everything is...about as awesome as the first one! This week, Nando and DJ break apart the fourth movie in the Lego Movie expanded universe, The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part.They nitpick the glitter, the raptors, and of course the meta narrative.

The Amazing Spider-Man 2

February 10, 2019 07:49 - 1 hour - 79.3 MB

You can call it good. You can call it terrible. Just don't call it late for dinner. Groan. (That line is in the movie) This week, Nando and DJ wrap up the movie that forced a second Spider-Man reboot, The Amazing Spider-Man 2. They nitpick the airplanes, the safety protocols, and of course FOOOOORRRR YOOOUUUUU! FOOOORRRRR YOOOOOUUUUUU!

The Amazing Spider-Man

February 01, 2019 01:20 - 1 hour - 73.8 MB

Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Does whatever the first Spider-Man movie does but a little worse. This week, Nando and DJ listened to your votes and are begrudgingly re watching the most OK Spider-Man movie ever made, The Amazing Spider-Man. They nitpick the cameras, the security, and of course, the cranes.

Glass

January 23, 2019 21:21 - 1 hour - 74 MB

Buckle up, folks. This week, Nando and DJ break down the most polarizing movie of 2019 (until...I don't know...Hellboy), M. Night Shyamalan's Glass. They talk about the plot twists, the other plot twists, and the plot twists that follow those plot twists. It's a wild ride. Links Here's the Glass poster we talk about Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel Nando's Discord Server Michelle's Jewlery Store

Split

January 18, 2019 19:37 - 1 hour - 59.9 MB

M. Night is back! Bayyybeee!* This week, Nando and DJ come together to look at the best reviewed M Night Shyamalan film since the first one, Split. They nitpick the plans, the Philadelphia, and zoo security. Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel *for exactly one movie

Unbreakable

January 09, 2019 23:17 - 1 hour - 66.4 MB

Put down your comic books. Get off that train. This week, Nando and DJ nitpick the first movie in the (ugh) Eastrail 177 Trilogy, Unbreakable. They talk about the heroes, the criminals, and the unbelievable ending.

Bumblebee

January 04, 2019 06:59 - 1 hour - 70.5 MB

Nitpickers! Roll out! This week, Nando and DJ buckle up to nitpick the Transformers prequel/reboot/who knows of 2018, Bumblebee. They talk about the triple changers, valley girls, and of course the garbage Transformers movie canon.

Aquaman

December 28, 2018 23:57 - 1 hour - 79.2 MB

My Man! Ya Hoo! Whatever else he yells! This week, Nando and DJ dive in to this Holiday Season's surprise hit, Aquaman. The dissect Atlantean Abilities, Manta's plot armor, and the future of the DC Extended Universe (or whatever they're calling it now). Also Spider-Verse corrections, reccomentions, and New Year's resolutions.

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

December 21, 2018 18:46 - 1 hour - 71.9 MB

It's amazing! It's spectacular! It's harder than usual to nitpick! This week, Nando and DJ grabbed their spider suits, spent an unnecessary amount of time spray painting them, and talked about Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse. They nitpicked the costumes, spiders, and of course glitching. Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

The Christmas Chronicles

December 12, 2018 18:26 - 1 hour - 95.4 MB

Ho! Ho! Ho boy! Do we have a Christmas movie for you. Since the next few weeks are all packed with big releases, this week Nando and DJ are going to nitpick a Christmas movie that sure is technically a movie, Netflix's The Christmas Chronicles. They try to figure out what Santa is really after, how "Christmas Spirit" works, and why the elves are all psychopaths obsessed with chainsawing people. Yeah, that's a thing in this kid's movie. Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

Robin Hood

December 05, 2018 23:45 - 1 hour - 89.2 MB

This isn't your father's Robin Hood. We're really not sure who it's for. This week Nando and DJ forget everything they thought they knew about the public domain hero (which it turns out is VERY little) and watched Robin Hood. They nitpick the costumes, archery, and of course, the fire. Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

Ralph Breaks the Internet

November 30, 2018 04:54 - 1 hour - 69.6 MB

...or he wrecks it. Who knows? This week, Nando and DJ dust off some old Chappelle Show sketches and read up on five year old memes to nitpick Wreck it Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks the Internet. They try to figure out how any of these video games work, what certain characters were actually doing during the movie, and Nando learns that Oh My Disney is a real thing. Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

November 21, 2018 20:23 - 1 hour - 80.7 MB

The beasts are pretty much gone. Grindlewald doesn't do that many crimes. It's an absolute mess. This week, Nando and DJ do their best to make sense of the movie that should absolutely put the Wizarding World on ice for a few years, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewald. They talk about the exposition, the exposition, and of course the exposition. Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

November 14, 2018 22:23 - 1 hour - 76.5 MB

A new adventure begins. This week, Nando and DJ haphazardly dive into the first in a new series of Wizarding World movies, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. They talk about the mildly interesting beasts, confusing new spells, and of course MCUSA torture chambers. Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

November 09, 2018 00:07 - 1 hour - 68.2 MB

It. Finally. All. Ends. (Until the prequels and eventual reboot) This week, Nando and DJ take a ride down the CGI roller coaster mine and watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2. They nitpick the swords, plans, magic, and finally...wand ownership. Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

Freddy vs Jason

October 31, 2018 18:36 - 1 hour - 69.1 MB

One, two, Freddy's coming for you... three, four, this movie is poor... This Halloween, Nando and DJ watch a Halloween horror movie that almost certainly does not take place on Halloween, Freddy vs Jason. They nitpick Freddy's powers, teenager's plans, and the fundamental problem with this movie. Next week, it all ends with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2. DJ's Extra Life Team Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

October 25, 2018 12:00 - 2 hours - 110 MB

It all...begins to end. This week, Nando and DJ enter the endgame and watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1. They talk about the pathetic plot-devices, incompetent adults, and what a hallows...is. Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

October 17, 2018 18:56 - 1 hour - 71.3 MB

At this point, we just kinda go with it too, Harry. This week, Nando and DJ examine the sixth movie in the Harry Potter franchise, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. That talk about the flat reveals, problematic potions, and what Nando believes is the biggest game breaker in the entire Wizarding World. Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

Venom

October 10, 2018 15:39 - 1 hour - 68 MB

Symbiotes! Reporters! Rocket ships! So much to nitpick, so little time! This week, Nando and DJ embrace their inner anti-hero and discuss the first film in Sony's new Spider-Manless Spider-Man cinematic Universe, Venom. They talk about the writing, wigs, and big grey villains of this messy but shockingly entertaining movie. Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

October 04, 2018 18:46 - 1 hour - 66.5 MB

There's a storm coming. This week, Nando and DJ order up Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. They nitpick the kangaroo courts, uncomfortable romances and "evil" cat rooms of this most serious sequel. Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

September 26, 2018 17:51 - 1 hour - 73.9 MB

ETERNAL GLORY! That's what awaits the listener of this episode of Mostly Nitpicking where Nando and DJ look at one of the most popular Wizarding World movies, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! They try to figure out the logic behind the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Moody's insane plan, and Dumbledore in general. Also some listener corrections and overdue recommendations. Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

The Predator

September 19, 2018 15:58 - 1 hour - 65.4 MB

The hunt has devolved. This week, Nando and DJ give up all hope and watch the last blockbuster of the summer, The Predator. They talk about the pointless gadgets, bad jokes, and "quirky" characters that make The Predator such a mess. And, oh boy. If you haven't watched The Predator and want to listen to this episode but are worried about spoiling the movie for yourself, don't worry. This movie is not good. You will miss nothing. Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

September 12, 2018 20:52 - 1 hour - 74.5 MB

Turn to page 394. Nando and DJ are opening their eyes and looking beyond to nitpick what is possibly the most nitpickable of the Harry Potter films, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. They talk about the Dementors, plot twists, and of course time turners. Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

September 05, 2018 20:43 - 1 hour - 75.8 MB

Magical He, indeed. This week, Nando and DJ tackle movie two in their Wizarding World-athon, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. They nitpick the security, spiders, and plumbing of Hogwarts and take a loving gaze at Nando's favorite character in this entire series. Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

August 29, 2018 20:35 - 1 hour - 70.4 MB

Grab your Quaffle. Shine up your greasy blonde hair. And watch out for Centaurs. This week, Nando and DJ are nitpicking the first in a series of Wizarding World movies, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. They talk about the babies, guard dogs, and turban reveals that launched one of the most popular movie franchises of all time.

Kingsman: The Golden Circle

August 22, 2018 22:30 - 1 hour - 63.2 MB

Get your orange smoking jackets ready. Nando and DJ are following the Doomsday Protocol. In the event of no new movie this week, we are going to look back at a not great movie from yesteryear voted on by the Mostly Nitpicking Twitter followers. This week, it's time to take a shot of some hard liquor and power through Kingsman: The Golden Circle. The guys revisit the plans, President, and pop stars that make this movie such a disappointment.

The Meg

August 16, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 71 MB

This week, Nando and DJ spend far too long nitpicking the most jawful movie of 2018, The Meg. They look at the billionaires, the sea-labs, and the diving (or lack thereof).

Rampage

August 15, 2018 23:42 - 1 hour - 65.7 MB

This week, big meets dumber as Nando and DJ look at the latest in a series of passable video game movies, Rampage. They talk about the submarines, CRISPRs, and just like last week, helicopters.

Mission Impossible - Fallout

August 03, 2018 16:22 - 1 hour - 50.9 MB

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to listen to this new episode where Nando and DJ nitpick the summer's biggest non comic book movie, Mission Impossible - Fallout. They cover mustaches, White Widows, and going rogue. Also, Nando goes off on tap dancing. He is not a fan.

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