Monster Squad Minute

Minute 34 - Phoebe is a Killing Machine

December 08, 2017 04:00 - 19 minutes - 17.9 MB

Andrew and Justin go solo to talk about the relative scariness and Germanic aspects of this guy we meet, and also the unstoppable monster-slaying machine that is Phoebe Crenshaw. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 33 - A Guy Who Probably Never Heard of Doorknobs

December 07, 2017 04:00 - 18 minutes - 17 MB

Kyle Crane returns once more to talk about Dracula's zest for killing children and why the Mummy would make the best stealth infiltrator. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 32 - Our Swampy Dungeon

December 06, 2017 04:00 - 24 minutes - 22.8 MB

Kyle Crane is back to tell us about how unlikely a Baton Rouge dungeon is going to be. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 31 - Monster Woke

December 05, 2017 04:00 - 22 minutes - 20.6 MB

Kyle Crane returns for Andre Gower's oscar moment, telling his friends that they've got to wake up, there's monsters, and they require a good squadding. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 30 - Scooby Doo By Way of Nightmare on Elm Street

December 04, 2017 04:00 - 33 minutes - 30.5 MB

We welcome Kyle Crane from Pele Media to bring his paranormal adventuring knowledge from Ghostbusters Minute to bear on the Monster Squad. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 29 - Minding His Own Mummy Business

December 01, 2017 04:00 - 33 minutes - 31.2 MB

One last go for Scott Carelli to talk about the best werewolf movies out there, the craziness of the live action My Pet Monster movie, and how the heck the Mummy came to be in Eugene's closet. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 28 - Abraham Van Halen

November 30, 2017 04:00 - 16 minutes - 14.9 MB

We're joined by Scott Carelli once again to try in figure out if "wolfmen" are grounds for divorce, and what it would take for Sean to get his parents to notice a big old Dracula wandering around town. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 27 - You're Not My Mom, I'm a Dog

November 29, 2017 04:00 - 21 minutes - 19.8 MB

Scott Carelli joins us to talk about the REAL monster in the movie, DIVORCE. Also Draculas. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 26 - Mummy Took My Stick

November 28, 2017 04:00 - 27 minutes - 25.4 MB

Scott Carelli's back to talk about who would replace these monsters if the movie was ever remade, and also how incredibly old we all are. We learn Andrew's mom was a witch, maybe Sean and Phoebe's mom too. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 25 - Vampire Lemonade

November 27, 2017 04:00 - 33 minutes - 31 MB

Scott Carelli of the Cornetto Minute, Spider-Man Minute and Back to the Future Minute is here to witness the congregation of the mad monster party. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 24 - With the Powers of Many Fish or Something

November 24, 2017 04:00 - 19 minutes - 18.3 MB

Dracula attempts to use the Force to lift his X-Wing from the swamp in this minute, with Ainsley Hawthorn once again joining us for the topographically confusing introduction of the Gillman. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 23 - He Eats the Pajamas

November 23, 2017 04:00 - 13 minutes - 13 MB

Ainsley returns to discuss the civically responsible trap-neuter-release program for wolfmen “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 22 - Throwing Shade at Freddy and Jason

November 22, 2017 04:00 - 21 minutes - 19.5 MB

Ainsley's back to talk us through the first appearance of the Wolfman, some delicious roof burgers, and Groundhog Day Part XII. Justin gets distracted by MS Paint. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 21 - Hold on to Your Horus

November 21, 2017 04:00 - 32 minutes - 30.1 MB

We visit the newly-vacated sarcophagus of Kantanka-Ra! Dr. Ainsley Hawthorn returns to explain to us some issues with an ancient Egyptian mummy being only 2,000 years old, and talk about what the Egyptian gods and Haitian voodoo have in common. We're breaking out the dictionary of Middle Egyptian for this one, folks. You aren't going to find a more in-depth analysis of this mummy. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. ...

Minute 20 - Graverobbed to High Heck

November 20, 2017 04:00 - 25 minutes - 23.7 MB

Ainsley Hawthorn from No Time for Heroics (and also coincidentally a doctor of Near Eastern language and civilizations) joins us to talk us through this mummy business. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 19 - Justin's Birthday Minute

November 17, 2017 04:00 - 17 minutes - 16.3 MB

Pat's back one more time to help us watch the faltering shreds of the Crenshaw marriage, and also the best line in the movie. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 18 - Fat Camp

November 16, 2017 04:00 - 18 minutes - 17.4 MB

Pat's back to talk about Sean's awesome dad, and explore why Rudy probably grew up to join the Foot Clan after this. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 17 - The Summoning and Banishment of the Dead

November 15, 2017 04:00 - 29 minutes - 26.9 MB

Pat's back to help us figure out what would happen if Dracula fought Godzilla, Justin drops some knowledge bombs about parenting hungry kids, and Andrew blows the lid off of this diary/amulet business. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 16 - Powerdeath Lane

November 14, 2017 04:00 - 22 minutes - 20.8 MB

Pat is back to help us blow the Monster Test out of the water and think of more than two ways to kill a werewolf, as well as discuss long-suffering parenting with the greatest long-suffering 80s mom of all time, Mary Ellen Trainor! “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 15 - Let's Give Him the Dumb Questions

November 13, 2017 04:00 - 26 minutes - 24.8 MB

We welcome Pat Dempsey to the show to talk about the official Monster Test, and help us go down the rabbit hole on perhaps the greatest treehouse in cinema. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 14 - Going Full Peter Pan

November 10, 2017 04:00 - 21 minutes - 19.4 MB

Pete the Retailer from Star Wars Minute and ABCDevo joins us one final time to question Count Dracula's travel plans, and try to figure out what happens to you clothes when you transform, batwise. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 13 - Down for the Count

November 09, 2017 04:00 - 15 minutes - 14.7 MB

Pete the Retailer from ABCDevo and Star Wars Minute joins us to watch Count Dracula just house this guy while Andrew manages to slide in references both Airport Minute and Indiana Jones Minute! “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 12 - Undercover Nerd

November 08, 2017 04:00 - 26 minutes - 24.7 MB

Once again we're joined by Star Wars Minute host Pete the Retailer to talk about how cool this Rudy guy is really, pinup girls on bombers, and the unreleased Monster Squad video game! “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 11 - Werewolves Don't Need Cars

November 07, 2017 04:00 - 26 minutes - 24.9 MB

Pete the Retailer from Star Wars Minute and A-B-C-Devo is back to help us discuss the logistics of werewolves driving cars and wearing pants, and the logistics of doing a podcast about Barenaked Ladies songs. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 10 - He Sees a Wrong a Doin'

November 06, 2017 04:00 - 16 minutes - 15.7 MB

The Podfather himself, Pete the Retailer stops by from Star Wars Minute to introduce us to Rudy. #swoon “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 9 - Pink Belly to the Face

November 03, 2017 03:00 - 30 minutes - 28.1 MB

Anthony's back one more time from No Time for Heroics to talk about post-crisis DC Comics, the way "fat kids" are represented in movies, and the introduction of the coolest kid in school, who just don't even care what you think of him: welcome to the show, Horace! “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 8 - The Grim Visage of Taft

November 02, 2017 03:00 - 25 minutes - 23.3 MB

Anthony Murphy from No Time for Heroics is back to discuss people with cat heads, earthquake preparedness, and President Taft. We also attempt to have a frank discussion about racism and homophobia in period movies, and the responsibility of the artist to represent or attempt to influence these things. At least as frank a discussion as we can between the vampires and the twinkie-eating creatures. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. A...

Minute 7 - Man with No Head Has Eyes for Nipples

November 01, 2017 03:00 - 17 minutes - 15.8 MB

Is this minute's title a quotation from a confused Confucius? No, it's from Justin in this episode! Which I guess means yeah. Anthony Murphy from No Time for Heroics helps us meet our future Squad leaders! “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 6 - They Blow It

October 31, 2017 03:00 - 27 minutes - 25.2 MB

No Time for Heroics's Anthony Murphy is back to witness the failure of Van Helsing's Dracula-busters, to help us figure out how exactly they blew it, and after a brief jump in time, reminisce about times we've been sent to the principal's office. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 5 - Dracula Has Risen from the Loo

October 30, 2017 03:00 - 27 minutes - 25.4 MB

Anthony Murphy from No Time for Heroics joins Andrew and Justin to talk about where the heck Dracula is in Dracula's castle. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 4 - A Certain Buffevesence

October 27, 2017 03:00 - 11 minutes - 11.1 MB

Andrew and Justin meet their first vampire. Spoilers: she's a horribly messy eater. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 3 - Big Gross Bat

October 26, 2017 03:00 - 17 minutes - 16.1 MB

Andrew and Justin discuss Count Dracula as style icon and also the relative merits of TNT and dynamite vis a vis vampire slaying. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.

Minute 2 - Vampire Armadillos

October 25, 2017 03:00 - 12 minutes - 12 MB

Andrew and Justin discuss the natural habitat of the Transylvanian Armadillo, and question whether or not the Frankenstein Monster in this movie isn't in fact Dr. Frankenstein himself. “Monster Mash” ©Reservoir 416 (BMI) Published By Reservoir Media Management, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.