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Monday Morning Podcast

1,181 episodes - English - Latest episode: 8 days ago - ★★★★★ - 30.5K ratings

Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.

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Episodes

Thursday Afternoon Monday Podcast 4-13-23

April 13, 2023 22:26 - 1 hour - 75.8 MB

Bill rambles about salesman, '48 Hours', and Los Angeles arenas. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23

Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-23

April 10, 2023 18:30 - 57 minutes - 52.6 MB

Bill rambles about ice baths, garage messes, and gun stuff. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23 Füm:  Head to www.TryFum.com and use code BURR to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack today.  Liquid Death:   Listeners get 20% off their first Liquid Death apparel purchase available exclusively at www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-6-23

April 07, 2023 17:53 - 1 hour - 96.9 MB

Bill rambles about the Patrice O'Neal benefit, boots, and idiots who need helicopter rescues. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23 Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Yussef Dayes ft. Rocco Palladino & Charlie Stacey ~ Yesterday Princess (Stanley Clarke X Curren$y) https://youtu.be/O_IZI7YQLsU Stamps.com:   Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contra...

Monday Morning Podcast 4-3-23

April 03, 2023 20:39 - 1 hour - 57.7 MB

Bill rambles about kindles, reptile scientists, and jaguars. Gametime:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase. Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Zip Recruiter:  Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try Zip Recruiter today.

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-30-23

March 30, 2023 20:24 - 1 hour - 81.7 MB

Bill rambles about gaskets, doors opening for no reason, and the news. Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (3-30-15) Bill rambles about take out food, broad jobs, and red headed seals. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - Denise Policy Genius:  Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-27-23

March 27, 2023 20:01 - 55 minutes - 51.1 MB

Bill rambles about Otters, a truck he should buy, and movies. Fum:  Head to www.TryFum.com and use code BURR to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack today. The Journey pack comes with three unique flavors and the new Version 2 Füm to help kick start your positive habits. SimpliSafe: Claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-23-22

March 23, 2023 18:26 - 1 hour - 76.2 MB

Bill rambles about the suburbs, Hong Kong, and masseuses.   Zip Recruiter:  Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Liquid Death: New iced teas are available now with free shipping on Amazon and retailers near you. As an added bonus, [Monday Morning Podcast] listeners get 20% off their first Liquid Death apparel purchase available exclusively at www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR Policy Genius:  Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you ...

Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-23

March 20, 2023 18:52 - 53 minutes - 48.6 MB

Bill rambles about 'leave a book, take a book', the solar system vortex, and Newfoundland. Zip Recruiter:  Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Liquid Death: New iced teas are available now with free shipping on Amazon and retailers near you. As an added bonus, [Monday Morning Podcast] listeners get 20% off their first Liquid Death apparel purchase available exclusively at www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR Butcher Box:  Get free Chicken Nuggets for a Year and 10% off your first b...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-17-23

March 17, 2023 19:07 - 1 hour - 86.9 MB

Bill rambles about how to sit, the evil genius of insurance companies, and eating out of a bucket. Helix: Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR

Monday Morning Podcast 3-13-23

March 13, 2023 20:02 - 1 hour - 56.8 MB

Bill rambles about male manicures, seeing Stevie Nicks & Billy Joel, and the Faroe Islands. ZipRecruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR  GameTime:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase at www.gametime.com 

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-9-23

March 09, 2023 20:33 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Bill rambles about movie theater candy, the movie with the long blue people, and vintage stores. SimpliSafe:  Get a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR

Monday Morning Podcast 3-6-23

March 06, 2023 17:26 - 1 hour - 64.1 MB

Bill rambles about going to a college hoops game, computer settings, and hot tubs. Tour Dates:  www.billburr.com/TOUR Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more.  Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. www.stamps.com

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-2-23

March 02, 2023 19:17 - 1 hour - 83.8 MB

Bill rambles about failed technology, Star Wars fans, and lunatic Presidents. Rocket Money:  Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way by going to www.RocketMoney.com/BURR

Monday Morning Podcast 2-27-23

February 27, 2023 22:33 - 1 hour - 55.2 MB

Bill rambles about the 90's, old man guidelines, and girlfriends going to psychics. Policy Genius:  Get you insurance quote at www.policygenius.com Zip Recruiter:  Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-23-23

February 23, 2023 20:15 - 1 hour - 94.9 MB

Bill rambles about showbiz, the guy in the tower, and spousal murder.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-20-23

February 20, 2023 18:18 - 54 minutes - 50 MB

Bill rambles about the Federal Reserve, the great Richard Belzer, and giving your wife free flowers. Rocket Money:  Cancel unwanted subscriptions – and manage your expenses the easy way – by going to www.RocketMoney.com/BURR Stamps.com:  Use promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale at www.Stamps.com

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-16-23

February 16, 2023 18:02 - 2 hours - 116 MB

Bill rambles with Todd Parker about Bill's first time on stage, giant slices, and Todd's new book Billionaire Boogeymen. Helix:  Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR Fight Club:  To get started and to get your free gifts with purchase, go to www.FightCamp.com/BURR

Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-23

February 13, 2023 20:02 - 54 minutes - 50.3 MB

Bill rambles about Super Bowl LVII, 'Love At First Bite', and dressing like Neil Peart in February. Zip Recruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter right now by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Grove:  Go to www.Grove.com/BURR today to get a free starter set worth up to fifty dollars with your first order.

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-9-23

February 10, 2023 04:29 - 2 hours - 114 MB

Bill rambles with Doug Stanhope about insurance companies, buying cars on ebay, and occasionally burning a podcast sponsor. 

Monday Morning Podcast 2-6-23

February 06, 2023 23:41 - 1 hour - 64.7 MB

Bill rambles about stealing playbooks, childhood movie experiences, and getting locked in a shipping container. Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Butcher Box:  Sign up today at www.butcherbox.com/BURR and use code BURR to get a 100% grass-fed chuck roast and a whole chicken FREE in your first box plus $20 off SimpliSafe:  Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at ...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-2-23

February 03, 2023 19:32 - 1 hour - 87.3 MB

Bill rambles about a slipper day, Burt Reynolds, and sitting in a funk. MVMT: Save big on your best Valentine’s Day gift ever with 20% off at www.MVMT.com and use code BILLBURR

Monday Morning Podcast 1-31-23

January 31, 2023 17:36 - 1 hour - 55.3 MB

Bill rambles about birthday wishes, the smug rugby email, and crazy chicks at the bar. Rocket Money:  Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way by going to www.RocketMoney.com/BURR Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Zip Recruiter:  Go to this exclusive web address to try ZipRecruiter free at www.ziprecruiter.com/BURR    

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-26-23

January 26, 2023 19:36 - 2 hours - 138 MB

Bill rambles with Mike Donovan about his early days in Boston, history books, and Lenny Bruce.  Mike's new book 'The Stand-Up Comedy Book: A Collection of Thoughts, Stories, Biographies, Jokes and Journals of Stand-up' is available on Amazon and where books are sold. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: start - (45:59) Thursday Throwback:  (46:33) - (01:49:47) (1-26-23) Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, the Bonzo Bash, and the world's poop. Anything Better NFL Preview: (01:50:03) - end Thurs...

Monday Morning Podcast 1-23-23

January 23, 2023 18:25 - 1 hour - 56.2 MB

Bill rambles about NFL Playoffs, his trip to Disneyland, and giant turkey legs. Helix: Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners.  Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-19-23

January 19, 2023 20:49 - 2 hours - 144 MB

Bill rambles about talkers, depressing movies, and 80's action stars. Nutrafol: You can grow thicker, healthier hair by going to www.Nutrafol.com/men and entering the promo code BURR to save fifteen dollars off your first month’s subscription.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-16-23

January 16, 2023 19:27 - 52 minutes - 48.4 MB

Bill rambles about Wild Card Weekend, 90's movies, and artificial intelligence comedy bits.

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-13-23

January 13, 2023 19:50 - 2 hours - 145 MB

Bill rambles with Steve Byrne about the 90's, drinking stories, and how people handle money.  Steve's new special 'THE LAST LATE NIGHT' is available now on Amazon. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast (01:15:09) -  Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-12-15: Bill rambles about the Dez Bryant catch, whiskey dick, and powdered wigs.  (02:17:30) - Anything Better NFL Wildcard Weekend Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Filter - Hey Man Nice Shot SimpliSafe: Go today and claim a free ind...

Monday Morning Podcast 1-9-23

January 09, 2023 13:56 - 1 hour - 59.2 MB

Bill rambles about playoffs, big golf bodies, and angry soccer chants.

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-5-23

January 05, 2023 20:50 - 1 hour - 83 MB

Bill rambles about gas station etiquette, going out like Jackie Gleason, and front porch life. (00:00 - 30:07) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:33 - end) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-5-15: Bill rambles about Tony Romo haters, The Rose Bowl, and remembers Stuart Scott. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Night Moves - Only A Child   

Monday Morning Podcast 1-2-23

January 02, 2023 16:52 - 1 hour - 63.9 MB

Bill rambles about the NFL, New Years Eve, and knowing how to do stuff.

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-30-22

December 30, 2022 19:18 - 2 hours - 140 MB

Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about Bill's pneumonia, urgent care, and being dramatic. Thursday Afternoon Podcast - (00:00 - 41:50) Thursday Afternoon Throwback - (41:50 - 01:47:45) (12-29-14) Bill rambles about a food crack house, cleaning out his garage, and getting mugged in Moscow. Anything Better NFL Week 17 Preview & Picks - (01:48:15)  

Monday Morning Podcast 12-26-22

December 26, 2022 19:38 - 56 minutes - 52 MB

Bill rambles about having pneumonia, Franco Harris, and cameramen on the field.

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-22-22 w/ PETER BILLINGSLEY

December 22, 2022 23:43 - 2 hours - 134 MB

Bill rambles with Peter Billingsley about his new film 'A CHRISTMAS STORY CHRISTMAS', video game addiction, and working on 'F IS FOR FAMILY'. A CHRISTMAS STORY CHRISTMAS is available on HBO MAX and available to rent. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (00:00 -  49:45) Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (50:00 - 01:54:05) (12-22-14) Bill rambles about Sony leaks, autorotations, and building a Christmas Tree. Anything Better NFL Preview: (01:54:10 - end) Thursday Interlude: Flight's Delayed - Andrew...

Monday Morning Podcast 12-19-22

December 19, 2022 23:47 - 1 hour - 55.3 MB

Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, hearing loss, and airline pilots. Butcher Box: Sign up today at www.butcherbox.com/BURR and use code BURR to get $20 off your first box and ground beef for the life of your membership. Indochino: Get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Use promo code BURR at www.Indochino.com SimpliSafe: Claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR

Thursday Afternoon Monday Podcast 12-15-22

December 15, 2022 21:09 - 3 hours - 173 MB

Bill rambles with Rachel Feinstein about dating psychos, small apartments, and 'inspirational' videos. Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (00:00 - 01:11:04) Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (1:12:05 - 02:31:34) (12-15-14 - Bill rambles about Santa as welterweight,  pussy coming into the room, and ADHD tests.) Anything Better NFL Preview: (02:31:36 - end)  

Monday Morning Podcast 12-12-22

December 12, 2022 18:37 - 1 hour - 61.6 MB

Bill rambles about useless internet searches, Kirstie Alley, and hungry pet snakes. Fight Camp:  Join the biggest boxing community in the world without leaving your home.This Holiday Season, you’ll also get a Heart Rate Monitor, and a Premium Jump Rope for FREE. That’s an additional $148 value, for FREE. FightCamp packages start at just $99. They also offer some great financing options so you can get started for as low as $9 a month.  To get started and to get your free gifts with purchase,...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-8-22

December 09, 2022 00:18 - 2 hours - 128 MB

Bill rambles with Tom Papa about model trains, subway danger, and his new special 'What A Day'.   'What A Day' is available on Netflix December 13th. Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (00:00 - 54:30) Thursday Throwback:  (54:57 - 01:53:37) 12-8-22. Bill rambles about soundcloud, virgins, and his new stand-up special. Anything Better NFL Preview:  ( SimpliSafe:  Get 40% off any new system at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes ...

Monday Morning Podcast 12-5-22

December 05, 2022 17:50 - 58 minutes - 54 MB

Bill rambles about sneaker shopping, rituals, and testosterone.   MeUndies:  Get 20% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee by going to www.MeUndies.com/BURR

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-1-22

December 01, 2022 20:22 - 2 hours - 133 MB

Bill rambles about soccer, jogging in the road, and vices. Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (start - 31:31) Thursday Afternoon Throwback:  (32:08 -  01:41:01) (12-1-14) Bill rambles about Black Friday, Gone Girl, and talks with Jason Lawhead. Anything Better NFL Preview:  (01:41:27 - end) Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Fleetwood Mac - Everywhere ZipRecruiter: Try it now FOR FREE at this exclusive web address: www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR SimpliSafe:  Get 50% off any new system at www.SIMPLISA...

Monday Morning Podcast 11-28-22

November 28, 2022 19:14 - 56 minutes - 52 MB

Bill rambles about his french lessons, tea, and sky ads. Fight Camp:  Get started with FightCamp for as low as $9 a month, by going to www.FightCamp.com/BURR Aura Frames:  Take advantage of Aura’s Cyber Monday sale and get $50 off their best-selling Carver Mat frames at www.auraframes.com/BURR Roman:  Go to www.Ro.co/BURR today to get 20% off your entire first order

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-24-22

November 24, 2022 19:32 - 2 hours - 132 MB

Bill rambles about Florida, flying, and unelected leaders. Indochino: Shop the Black Friday event now through November twenty-seventh at www.indochino.com.  Get 10% off all purchases of $399 or more using promo code BURR SoloStove:  Get $10 off with promo code BURR. Plus a lifetime warranty and FREE 30-day returns. Get an extra $10 off holiday deals at www.solostove.com, promo code BURR Masterclass:  Give one annual membership and get one free at www.Masterclass.com/BURR today Policy Gen...

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning 11-17-22

November 18, 2022 19:00 - 2 hours - 136 MB

Bill rambles about turmeric, his bad swing, and old man bangs. Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (start - 30:00) Thursday Afternoon Throwback:  (30:03 - 01:23:30) Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks:  (01:24:05 - end) Helix: Get up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners www.HelixSleep.com/BURR

Monday Morning Podcast 11-14-22

November 14, 2022 17:49 - 1 hour - 57.4 MB

Bill rambles about the legendary Gallagher, prevent defense, and 'amino sweets'. Fight Camp: Get started with FightCamp for as low as $9 a month at www.FightCamp.com/BURR Butcher Box:  Get two, 10 oz ribeyes free in every box for a whole year when you join. Plus an additional $10 off.  www.butcherbox.com/BURR Roman:  Use this link to get 20% off your first order at www.ro.co/BURR   

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-12-22

November 13, 2022 19:53 - 1 hour - 110 MB

Bill rambles about old pipes, dead batteries, and parking machines. Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (start - 22:50) Thursday Throwback: (23:13 -  01:42:51) Anything Better NFL Preview: ( 01:43:59 - end) Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Yo La Tengo - Let's Save Tony Orlando's House SimpliSafe: Get 50% off any new system at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR

Monday Morning Podcast 11-7-22

November 07, 2022 19:18 - 1 hour - 61 MB

Bill rambles about bankers, campaign tactics, and debt.  Fenway Merch: https://silkshopstores.com/billburrmerch/shop/products/all?page=1 ZipRecruiter: Try it now for free at this exclusive at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-3-22

November 03, 2022 22:26 - 2 hours - 137 MB

Bill rambles with Bill Maher about The Tonight Show, the Playboy Mansion, and art. See Bill Maher Live https://billmaher.com/schedule/ Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (00:00 - 01:08:01) Throwback Podcast:  (01:08:10 - 02:11:17) 11-3-14: Bill rambles about test pilots, The Pink Conspiracy, and Halloween. Anything Better NFL Preview: (02:11:24 - end) Throwback Interlude: Ryan Porter - Little Sunflower ZipRecruiter: Try it now for free at this exclusive at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR SimpliS...

Monday Morning Podcast 10-31-22

October 31, 2022 18:46 - 1 hour - 56.2 MB

Bill rambles about Halloween, robots, and getting flashed. MeUndies: Get 20% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee at www.MeUndies.com/BURR

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-27-22

October 27, 2022 21:17 - 2 hours - 140 MB

Bill rambles with friend and comedian Robert Kelly about his new special KILL BOX, living together back in the day, and trikes. KILL BOX available at www.RobertKellyLIve.com Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (00:00 - 42:16) Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (42:16 - 02:49:15) 10-27-14 - Bill rambles about diseases, having sex with a robot, and Cubs fans. Anything Better NFL Week 8 Preview & Picks: (02:49:16 - end) Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Les Baxter - Hell's Bells SoloStove: Go to http://...

Monday Morning Podcast 10-24-22

October 24, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 55.4 MB

Bill rambles about murder, cheating, and siestas. Indochino:  Get $50 off any purchase of $399 or more, use promo code BURR at www.Indochino.com ZipRecrutier:  Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecrutier.com/BURR PolicyGenius: Head to www.policygenius.com  to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Roman: Get 20% off your first order at www.GetRoman.com/BURR today

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-20-22

October 20, 2022 20:05 - 2 hours - 116 MB

Bill rambles about camper trucks, playoffs, and watching your home run. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (00:00:00 - 00:29:50) Thursday Afternoon Throwback:  (00:30:20 - 01:45:02) (10-20-14) Bill rambles about Ebola, animal testing and homophobia. Anything Better Week 7 Preview & Picks: (01:45:02 - end) Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Elvis - Wearin' That Loved On Look SimpliSafe: Customize the perfect system for your home in just a few minutes. at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Helix: Helix is off...

Guests

David Koechner
1 Episode
Jim Norton
1 Episode
Joey McIntyre
1 Episode