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Momma Needs A Monster

190 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 months ago -

Welcome to my show. I talk about everything and nothing. I give advice tell stories and chat to you about life! Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

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Episodes

The Story of Sandra (Pt. 1)

March 20, 2021 19:30 - 20 minutes - 19.3 MB

This is a nice little ode to my bestie. We've been friends for 7 years (in April) and I thought this would be a nice addition to my podcast since I've spoken of her so often (and even had her in the show one episode). So here it is: The Story of Sandra --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Our First Girls Night Adventure

March 13, 2021 20:30 - 20 minutes - 18.9 MB

Remember the plan Glauren and I had for a girl's night? Well we tried to pull it off and it went wrong in a few ways. Not south, but not like we had planned at all thanks to Dj Dandy and Handy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Sleepover stories

March 06, 2021 20:30 - 14 minutes - 14 MB

I tell you of two memorable sleepovers for me. One from childhood and one from my teen years. Things were so different back then but it's nice to reminisce. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

My Creepy "Cousin" Coraline

February 27, 2021 20:30 - 21 minutes - 20.4 MB

Up until now none of the creeps have been related to me. Then I remembered this gem of a girl. And her psycho behavior. My only advice for family like this... Drop them like hot potatoes and pretend they don't exist. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

The Creepy George Saga Part Two: Sandra

February 20, 2021 20:30 - 17 minutes - 16.1 MB

This is Sandra's detailed version of how my unwanted "boyfriend" tried to cheat on me with her. Yes, Sandra was the side chick in my "relationship". No, I had no idea. And also, no, this isn't how we happened to meet. That will be a story for another day😉 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

The Creepy George Saga Part One: Shelbi

February 13, 2021 20:30 - 51 minutes - 49 MB

If you're listening to this perfect timing happy V day! In honor I'm telling you about my unwanted pseudo boyfriend Creepy George. There is a part two so come back next week for that! So remember in season one when my friend and I spilled the tea about the creep we dated at the same time. Well here's a full in detail telling of my 9 day "relationship" with him. It was partly my fault it was as bad as it was when I had the power to stop it way before I actually did. --- Support this podcas...

Stories That (Sorta) Tie Into Other Stories

February 06, 2021 20:30 - 31 minutes - 29.8 MB

Today I tell you about a magical pet escape (which has nothing to do with any of the others I've told you so far), a guy I didn't get with (yes another one, but this one wasn't a creep), and a friend who wasn't a friend but a user instead. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Tales From the Dead of Night 3

January 02, 2021 20:00 - 21 minutes - 20.5 MB

More stories. This time I includes some Glauren stories too. So you can hear about teenage me's weirdness --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

The Christmas Episode

December 25, 2020 23:48 - 24 minutes - 23.1 MB

Merry Christmas! Didn't plan on making this episode but our nighttime stories will be back on Saturday.... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Tales from the Dead of Night 2

December 12, 2020 20:00 - 22 minutes - 21.4 MB

While these stories are not as creepy as the first episode... And definitely won't be as creepy as the next one.... They were cool! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Tales from the Dead of Night

December 05, 2020 20:00 - 22 minutes - 21 MB

Season three kicks off with a series of weird stories involving Hans from Frozen and our weird nights out. These are some particularly creepy ones. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Kristofferson and the dance

November 07, 2020 20:00 - 33 minutes - 31.6 MB

Here's another creepy guy I encountered in my younger days. It was a whole thing. Only unlike the other creeps.... This guy I considered my best friend! And he couldn't handle rejection well even though I told him multiple times we weren't a couple and wouldn't be. We were only ever going to be friends. And silly me... I still thought that it was okay to continue the friendship, hangout with each other's families, go places together, and just have fun without dating him! How dare I! (Kidding....

Halloween '09

October 31, 2020 19:00 - 17 minutes - 16.3 MB

So this is another memory I remembered. It's insane to think 11 years ago I had no clue who Aaron was and thought that I legit would be trick or treating with friends forever and not with kids lol. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Mom's Stalker Story

October 30, 2020 19:00 - 30 minutes - 28.7 MB

This is the story of a creepy guy who stalked me for almost 8 years. I handled it very badly. If you have a stalker please do better than I did. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Lost in the middle of nowhere and creepy friends

October 29, 2020 19:00 - 23 minutes - 22.2 MB

Two personal stories. One where my Nana, sister and I got lost in the middle of nowhere until 3 AM and one about a crazy person I am no longer friends with. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

My Favorite Halloween Stories (Part 2)

October 28, 2020 07:00 - 29 minutes - 27.6 MB

Hello lovely! Tonight I have three more stories for you! These ones I'm a bit older. There's a drama fueled Halloween party, me and "Hans from frozen" getting lost while I actually freeze for real, and trick or treating with my kids! Enjoy. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

My favorite Halloween memories (Part 1)

October 27, 2020 07:00 - 27 minutes - 25.2 MB

Tonight I tell you stories about my favorite Halloween memories I have with friends and family. I actually have so many that I have a part two coming at you tomorrow night as well. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Creepy Reddit Stories

October 26, 2020 19:00 - 15 minutes - 14.4 MB

Today I was only going to read three, but then decided four was a good number and so you got four creepy Reddit Stories. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

My Friend Died...

October 25, 2020 19:00 - 23 minutes - 21.6 MB

I had some really good neighbors and became really good friends with one of them. He then passed away. I know it's more sad then spooky, but I kinda feel like death is scary and part of it being Halloween is scary stuff. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Ghost Stories From Mom

October 24, 2020 19:00 - 26 minutes - 24.1 MB

Today in honor of Halloween I'm telling you some spooky ghost stories. Please enjoy and I don't mind if you can't handle all of them I even got freaked out recording this!!! So if you need to take the scaredy cat exit that's okay! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

How Not to Deal With a Creep

September 05, 2020 19:00 - 32 minutes - 30.6 MB

This is just a little storytime from when baby me was just 19 years old and very dumb. I had a guy who just got totally creepy on me and I maybe didn't deal with it in the best way. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

2020: The Year Of Change (and Hope)

August 29, 2020 19:00 - 17 minutes - 16.3 MB

Basically I'm telling you all about my take on how this pandemic changed EVERYTHING!!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

My College Experience (Part 2)

August 22, 2020 19:00 - 20 minutes - 19 MB

I tell you my "traditional" college experience and admit to being a dropout. I also drop some sort of life advice (if you can call it that). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

My "College" Experience (Part 1)

July 18, 2020 19:00 - 33 minutes - 31.2 MB

This was a little longer than expected, but it was a time I learned some very valuable lessons on how people should treat you, how the world really is, doing what you love, and researching things. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Story Time with Momma

July 11, 2020 19:00 - 29 minutes - 27.1 MB

This is just a few crazy stories I felt like telling so I hope you enjoy them. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Season 2, The End of Quarentine, and Tales from the 'Tine

July 06, 2020 05:42 - 28 minutes - 27 MB

Basically I give you a rundown of how I think season two is going to go. Give you a peptalk on not being afraid to try new things, a 2020 timeline of us so far, lastly talk about my favorite memories from quarentine. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Momma Needs A Monster Presents: Hot Mess Mom

June 29, 2020 07:56 - 18 minutes - 17.2 MB

So hi! I took a break and then did a thing. Always wanted to try this, but have been very nervous about what people would say but here it is. Please be kind this is the first time I've ever tried this and yes I know it's cheese ball and not the best. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Be yourself and Have A Meet-Cute

May 02, 2020 17:10 - 29 minutes - 28.1 MB

This week I get excited about random stuff like energy drinks, socks, and washing machines.... I don't know either. I also stress the importance of being unapologetically yourself and tell you the story of how I met my husband. (Thanks, Bob!) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Tiger King, Date Night, Special Occasions, and Nostalgia

April 25, 2020 11:11 - 35 minutes - 33.6 MB

Today I tell you the rest of Tiger King, went on a sort of date day/night in quarentine (sans kiddos), talk about special occasions during quarentine and tell you some weird nostalgic memories. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

I'm watching Tiger King

April 19, 2020 06:20 - 22 minutes - 21.7 MB

Hey guys! So I am finally giving in and have watched the first three episodes of Tiger King. After all the memes and jokes and good things I've heard I just couldn't avoid watching anymore. So if you want to know my take on the first three episodes and what I think about Carol Joe and Doc then listen up. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Quarentine Life Tips

April 12, 2020 08:38 - 33 minutes - 31.9 MB

Today we talk about how to self care, save money, have fun with your family all while quarentined. I also let you know what is up with my schedule. (Follow me on Instagram if you wanna keep up with me @awesomeshelbinicole) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

More Talking From the Momma Needs a Monster Cave

April 05, 2020 09:08 - 21 minutes - 20.1 MB

In this episode I interviewed my three year old about the Corona virus, discussed the two types of families and people going this isolation alone. I also gave more suggestions of things to do and told a somewhat emo story about my mom coming to visit the moral of which is to not take for granted the little things in life. As always stay home and stay safe, and remember that mom loves you. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

The Quarentine Episode

March 28, 2020 15:39 - 22 minutes - 21.2 MB

I give some suggestions of what to watch and listen too during Quarentine. I give tips on how to prevent Corona virus and also the symptoms to look for as if we already hadn't heard about it a million times lol. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Corona Virus, Twenty Something Drama, and Six Years Of Bffls

March 15, 2020 08:14 - 1 hour - 86.7 MB

Today my bff Sandra is finally on the show. We literally went over our weekend, my vacation, the Corona virus, and our history together... Or at least the beginning of it (with some jokes and life advice sprinkled in of course) because in April we will have been besties for six years! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

The bad and good about the internet

March 07, 2020 12:41 - 19 minutes - 18.2 MB

Hey guys!!!! Yepp. I'm back. I basically am on another tyraid on this one. This time it's all about the internet and Instagram and almost getting scammed by someone pretending to be one of my favorite celebrities.... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Mom Vacations and Church Camp

March 01, 2020 01:57 - 23 minutes - 22.1 MB

Today I'm a little late, but it's still the same day. I'm talking about the perfect mom vacation and church camp. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Hot Mess Mom's and Fake Adults

February 23, 2020 19:14 - 16 minutes - 15.4 MB

Today I covered how to tell if you're a hot mess mom or a fake adult. I also told you my own hot mess story of how I lost my husband's wallet and protected an entire cake. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

The truth about motherhood.

February 15, 2020 13:19 - 29 minutes - 27.2 MB

Today I'm telling you some things people don't talk about about motherhood and tell you my condensed-ish version of my birth stories (there is mention of crotch stitches so be warned). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

All-Nighters and Giant Babies

February 08, 2020 15:31 - 18 minutes - 17.7 MB

Hello, beautiful person! I see you've stumbled upon my first podcast. Today you can get to know a little about me. I also cover topics such as all nighters, caffeine, aging, man children, friendship, and stories from my youth. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support

Momma Needs A Monster (Trailer)

February 07, 2020 15:31 - 37 seconds - 589 KB

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