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Mission Rejected

75 episodes - English - Latest episode: 9 days ago - ★★★★★ - 198 ratings

The story of the world's most secret agents...the backups. For the first time in his career, Special Agent Chet Phillips has discovered that he can choose NOT to accept a mission! That means there's no choice but to send in the "B Team": A nervous pencil pusher promoted to the field, a computer hacker working off her sentence, a fading former sitcom star and a recently reassigned White House intern. A full cast comedy audio adventure with a new episode debuting each month!

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Episodes

209: American Spydol

October 30, 2020 04:00 - 44 minutes - 41.1 MB

The prize at a major singing competition has been accidentally loaded with weapons-grade plutonium...and Special Agent Chet Phillips can't sing. A Mission: Rejected musical extravaganza. Written & Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as A...

208: Three Days of the Condo

September 25, 2020 04:00 - 40 minutes - 36.8 MB

A cache of treasure from the Axis Powers is buried under a condo in Santa Barbara...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Pivetz as ...

207: The Spy Who Forgot Me

August 28, 2020 04:00 - 40 minutes - 36.6 MB

The Deceptionem is in Washington D.C...and no one is available. Written by John Dowgin & Pete Barry Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Ken Anderson Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as the Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Computer Voice and Techie and Bob Killion as Fitz and T...

206: Blunderball

July 31, 2020 04:00 - 33 minutes - 30.4 MB

A dangerous "mind bomb" is set to detonate outside of Chicago...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowign as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Lex ...

205: My Brother, My Brother, and Nero

June 26, 2020 04:00 - 39 minutes - 36.2 MB

A low budget film being used as a cover for a defection must be completed on time...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written by J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley B...

204: A Hard Day's Knight

May 29, 2020 04:00 - 39 minutes - 36.5 MB

A renegade chemist is selling experimental amphetamines at a Renaissance Faire...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written by Paige Klaniecki Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Je...

203: Swinefeld

April 24, 2020 04:00 - 34 minutes - 31.8 MB

An international bio-terrorist is stalking the world’s largest hog at a rural county fair…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by John P. Dowgin and Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as ...

202: Borderline Personalities

March 27, 2020 04:00 - 34 minutes - 31.5 MB

A controversial podcast host has declared himself an independent nation...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Lex and ...

201: Hazy and Distant Danger

March 06, 2020 05:00 - 37 minutes - 34.3 MB

The Ocean Bureau ship has sunk, Athena O'Brien is missing and Special Agent Chet Phillips is...dead? Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki and Bob Killio...

EMF Declassified (Behind the Scenes)

February 04, 2020 05:00 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Mylène Kerschner, host of the CS Radio podcast, takes you behind the scenes of Mission: Rejected's fist season.Featuring interviews with co-creators Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin. Written by J. Michael DeAngelis Music, mixing and editing by Pete Barry Featuring Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Be sure to check out Mylène and her co-host every Monday on CS Radio, a podcast about a career exploration and development. Our Patreon supporte...

112: The Quotient of All Fears

December 27, 2019 05:00 - 53 minutes - 49 MB

Special Agent Chet Phillips's vacation...is over. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl Bob Killion as The Admiral Guest Starring Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien Devin Plantamura as Pebble Natty Leach...

111: The Slow and The Steamed

November 29, 2019 05:00 - 33 minutes - 31 MB

An illegal street racing gang is terrorizing the city...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl J. Michael DeAngelis as Mario Capretti Pete Barr...

110: Granger Things

October 31, 2019 04:00 - 32 minutes - 29.9 MB

It's Halloween...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. A Mission: Rejected trilogy of terror! CONTENT WARNING: It's all in good fun, but know that this episode contains some more-intense-than-usual sound effects including whispers, screams, bubbling, animal noises, squishy sounds and monster voices. Written by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden...

109: Cardamom Brandy

October 18, 2019 04:00 - 37 minutes - 34.2 MB

A notorious pharmaceutical executive under house arrest is trying to relaunch his criminal empire...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl D...

108: Park It Like It's Hot

September 27, 2019 04:00 - 37 minutes - 34 MB

A former KGB interrogator has taken over the Des Moines Parking Authority...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl Jill Ivey...

Bonus Scene: Mission Voice Meltdown

September 04, 2019 14:47 - 1 minute - 1.45 MB

It's hard being the mission voice. Ponderous. Freaking ponderous. THANK YOU for getting us over 10,000 downloads! As a way of saying thanks, we're putting out this bonus audio, usually reserved for our Patreon supporters. You can hear an additional bonus audio with every new episode, along with mission dossiers, behind-the-scenes access and more when you become a supporter. Join us at www.patreon.com/missionrejected Written by Pete Barry Directed by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Starri...

107: Halt and Catch These Hands

August 30, 2019 04:00 - 36 minutes - 33.3 MB

A ruthless gang of sibling cybercriminals is selling off dangerous technology to the highest bidder, there's a mole in the Extraordinary Missions Force...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written by Pete Barry Directed by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin M...

106: Enter Larry

July 26, 2019 04:00 - 30 minutes - 27.8 MB

A criminal informant will only hand over critical evidence to Special Agent Chet Phillips...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl J. Michael DeA...

105: Totally Screwed

June 27, 2019 23:55 - 30 minutes - 28.2 MB

A top secret code known only to a long thought dead Navy SEAL has suddenly been broadcast from a hardware store in Orlando, Florida...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice...

104: The Werewolves of Wall Street

May 31, 2019 16:00 - 28 minutes - 26.2 MB

A corrupt financial firm is using a brilliant and paranoid mathematician to algorithmically manipulate international markets...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl Josh Schwartz as Stuart Gilliga...

103: Cattle Call

April 26, 2019 16:57 - 27 minutes - 25.3 MB

A shadowy cabal of cattle barons have developed an additive that makes beef addictive...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange Dave Serfass as Cattle Baron and Bob Ki...

Bonus Scene: Lord Nero

April 12, 2019 04:05 - 2 minutes - 2.47 MB

After the events of "The Con is On", Bowden and Gloria contemplate a film version of Lord Nero of the Planet Lesbos. This bonus scene was created for subscribers to our Patreon! If you want to hear additional great content like this, please donate at www.patreon.com/missionrejected Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief and Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Music, editing and mixing by Pete Barry. Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and J...

102: The Con is On

March 29, 2019 11:00 - 35 minutes - 32.4 MB

A New Jersey comic book convention is the target of a terrorist's money laundering plot...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Bob Killion as The Admiral/J...

101: Duck and Cover

March 04, 2019 19:30 - 26 minutes - 24.7 MB

A South American dictator is trying to gain support in the United States...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Devin Plantamura as Parking Guy Jose Maria Bejarano as El P...

Preview: MISSION REJECTED

March 01, 2019 02:38 - 1 minute - 1.53 MB

What happens when the world's greatest spy decides NOT to accept his latest mission? Find out in MISSION: REJECTED! Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl/Athena O’Brien Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond/Cassandra Helsinki and Robert Killion as Security Guard/...