Minion Death Cult
592 episodes - English - Latest episode: 25 days ago - ★★★★★ - 585 ratingsEvery Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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Take the chained protesters and attach them to the concrete and chain them to it with chains that can't be broken
October 16, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 121 MBTODAY: We look at a successful (!) protest to shut down a recruitment office for a weapons manufacturing firm that makes 80% of the drones for Israeli's effort against Gaza and who advertises "field tested" weapons (field tested against Palestinians, that is). We look at the right's responses to the successful action to better underastand those who would take the side of war profiteers and firms that help governments supress their populations. Also: DeSantis finally takes off the gloves ...
Why is he naked? Who wants to see a naked dude? Not me at all. (preview)
October 12, 2023 05:27 - 2 minutes - 3.34 MBThis week we finally throw off our shackles, stand up straight, and flick off that goddamn jackass who's always on our TV Also: Israel begins its punishing assault on Gaza, killing hundreds, including hundreds of children. We address the 9/11 style bloodthirsty fervor gripping the US and respond to pro-Israel arguments in the media. Finally: There's another Biden penis in town and we all have to see it for some reason. Support the show for only $5/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcu...
"I am here to kill the Queen."
October 09, 2023 03:00 - 58 minutes - 81 MBTODAY: Militants break free from Gaza and into Israel, gunning down military members and civilians alike. We discuss this in the context of the ongoing occupation and imprisonment of the Palestinian people, and why such a people may not be concerned with military codes of conduct Also: The Young Guns have finally fallen as Kevin McCarthy is embarrassingly ousted from his role as Speaker of the House by Matt Gaetz, 6 other republicans, and the Democrats. We discuss the disparate reactions ...
Once they reach they age where they can "decide" if they want the circumcision, they have been brainwashed by the woke (preview)
October 05, 2023 03:15 - 6 minutes - 9.44 MBTODAY: Alex has a weird work story, and Tony has a Cool BMW Guy Story. Also: we ask Jay-Z for some money and he lectures us about socialism and Finally: Pink throws an audience member out for protesting circumcision, and we learn just how deep the rabbit hole goes... Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get this episode and hundreds more
WGA WINS STRIKE! Interview w/WGA Strike Captain Olga Lexell
October 02, 2023 03:00 - 38 minutes - 53.5 MBTODAY: Alexander interviews WGA member and strike captain Olga Lexell about the union's successful 5-month long strike: what worked and why She shares examples of how class consciousness can arise during strike actions like this, and how previous organizing within the BLM movement may have helped foster our current strike wave. Support the show and get two bonus episodes a week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
Get proficient with it, Sir. Your life may depend on it. (preview)
September 28, 2023 03:00 - 5 minutes - 7.31 MBTODAY: we cook up a new American vigilante to wipe these filthy streets clean; then, we peer into the Jordan B Peterson Classically Liberal Discussion Facebook Group for some Discussion and Ideas and do not come back disappointed. Also: Putin makes the Canadian Parliament give a standing ovation to a 98 year old Nazi, and we examine both the apologia and apology of the aftermath. Finally: Trump woke up this morning and got himself a gun. Well, he didnt. But you can f*cking imagine what i...
DONT EAT THE BURGERS!!!
September 25, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 106 MBWe're officially back from vacation and I swear we'll stop talking about it soon, but we had a lot of fun thanks to you guys and we're excited to do it again soon. Our two main stories today both concern food and the uniquely American derangement surrounding it: First, we have a white asshole destroying an alleged immigrant's fruit stand on camera, and we look at the members of the right wing openly supporting this kind of direct action. Second, a free/cheap cheeseburger day triggers a...
So you want to take the based out of based dirt? (preview)
September 21, 2023 03:00 - 4 minutes - 6.62 MBTODAY: We’re back, baby. It’s a short episode, but boy is it sweet We finally get Justice for Boebert as we find out her “theater date” was more likely a setup concocted by a secret Democrat agent. Is there nothing these people won’t do? Also: accusations of serious sex crimes drop against Russell Brand, and the right wing collectively decides he seems too upstanding for any of that Last but not least: The Ballad of Based Dirt hits a dissonant chord, as a moderator tries to meme the gr...
Sorry, did you want to get immersed in our world? Well, guess what. FUCKING PRONOUNS!!! (UNLOCKED)
September 18, 2023 02:34 - 51 minutes - 70.9 MBWe're still on vacation so we're unlocking a fun Patreon ep from last week. Check out the new shirt and poster here: http://miniondeathcult.com ALSO: MORE GENDER. A Mexican gender reveal party leaves a pilot dead, and conservative readers settle on blaming millennials and teachers(?) We cap the episode off with some good news in the form of opinion polling showing that a sizeable majority of US adults don't think teachers are groomers or should spend classes fighting woke ideology. Si...
"Silence, Dirt" w/Rax King (Live in New York) (preview)
September 14, 2023 03:00 - 7 minutes - 13.2 MBWe're still on the road, so we thought we'd release our live set from New York last sunday. We start off with a tour of reactionary Seattle media, including ABC special "Seattle is Dying," (an absurdly cruel attack on the homeless) and right-wing talk show host Jason Rantz lashes out at a plan to allow social workers to respond to mental health crises with an incredible cautionary tale. We end our set with The Ballad of Based Dirt, starting at reactionary, trad religious facebook grou...
Sorry, did you want to get immersed in our world? Well, guess what. FUCKING PRONOUNS!!! (preview)
September 07, 2023 03:34 - 3 minutes - 4.75 MBTODAY: A Starfield streamer absolutely loses his mind over the presence of pronouns in the immersive role playing game. His compatriots conclude that this is the most powerful video of a man taking a stand since Rich Men North of Richmond ALSO: MORE GENDER. A Mexican gender reveal party leaves a pilot dead, and conservative readers settle on blaming millennials and teachers(?) We cap the episode off with some good news in the form of opinion polling showing that a sizeable majority of U...
"The rabies vaccine is just another globalist billionaire BigPharma cash grab"
September 04, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 118 MBToday we look at Trace Cyrus's comments about Only Fans models, and Alexander remembers the time he saw Trace's shitty band Metro Station open for Buckcherry and a couple even worse bands Also, a new survey suggests HALF of dog owners are now concerned about giving their pet a rabies vaccine, and we tracked them down. Finally, we dive into Witches for Trump, an assortment of facebook pages fighting back against the liberal/progressive "PLAYgans" and their more coherent worldview. NY (9...
That Crazy White Boy Shit (preview)
September 03, 2023 16:31 - 5 minutes - 6.87 MBTODAY: We take a look at the issues plaguing this years burning man including floods, disease, and a swarm of desert shrimp? Also: we explore the offerings of Pete's Pranks, a webstore where you can buy a mail-prank for your friend that says he's gay, or that he donated to the Biden Harris campaign, or that the local Sheriff is coming to take his guns. Finally: We explore a bizarrely lib 2018 album from Hardcore legends Sick of it All, with woke (?) songs like Deep State, Bad Hombres, an...
God has given up on the USA and is taking His warriors home. RIP Joe the Plumber (preview)
August 31, 2023 03:00 - 5 minutes - 8.03 MBToday we revisit two old stories from new angles: Truth social tipped off the FBI about man’s posts threatening Joe Biden And Ashli Babbitt’s killer is promoted within the secret service, leading to a new round of the most specific anti-cop protests you’ve ever seen. Plus, we say goodbye to Joe the Plumber, revisit his hits, and tearfully add him to the Obama kill count Finally: An off-duty police officer hospitalizes a 15 year-old kid for ding-dong-ditching his house, and we witness t...
He looks good, and he looks hard.
August 28, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 107 MBTODAY: Elon finally gets his revenge against Tony and bans his twitter account for fraudulent charges. We of course clear his name. In other news: Donald Trump is arrested, and the Fulton County Sheriff drops a mug shot seen ‘round the world. According to Trump's supporters it seems like he’s going to get revenge on behalf of the black community? Also: the right wing predicts another COVID-19 lockdown (mask recommendations) and WILL. NOT. COMPLY. WITH. WHATEVER. HAPPENS. NY (9/10) TIC...
The family is worth $200 million. Not exactly a picture of avarice taking advantage of a poor millionaire athlete (preview)
August 27, 2023 17:28 - 7 minutes - 10.7 MBTODAY: The show gets a very special new follower in the form of talented, successful, but fully death-cult illustrator Danny Hellman. We reveal the shitpost that put us on his radar, his insane twitter feed, and how knowing what his politics are sheds new light on his tWisTEd Gen-X illustrations. Plus: we look at the interesting ways news outlets have reported (and audiences have commented) on the Blind Side / Michael Oher lawsuit against his conservator "family." Finally: we take a t...
Oliver Anthony: "From Chad To Cuck At The Speed Of Light" (preview)
August 25, 2023 03:00 - 7 minutes - 10.9 MBToday we cover the result of the Teamsters UPS contract vote, compare the data to our expectations, and relay some very odd Facebook group responses Also: we dive into the right’s freakout over viral “Rich Men North of Richmond” singer Oliver Anthony proclaiming that America is “a melting pot” and “diversity is our strength” We examine why the “based” right wing would have so much invested in the overnight sensation, looking into the coping (“a melting pot means everyone becomes homogen...
My grandfather didn’t fight in WW2 for some Australian twit to say she doesn’t like all the flags
August 21, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 100 MBTODAY: an Australian girl visiting America says we need to chill out with all the flags. Is she right?? The country responds by freaking out about flags even harder and more irrationally. Also: an Alabama woman goes viral with a popular, populist message about housing costs, food costs, and insufficient wages. We found the Fox News readers willing to disagree and place the blame squarely where it belongs: on my granddaughter. NY (9/10) TICKETS: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/minion-death...
Rich Men North of Richmond Enrichment Regimen (preview)
August 20, 2023 21:59 - 6 minutes - 9.17 MBToday we check out the worst responses to the viral folk-country song, including Facebook rap remixes, Podcasters calling for a holy war, and fan cams of Donald Trump dancing to it. NY (9/10) TICKETS: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/minion-death-cult-live-tickets-691958234707 PHILLY (9/12) TICKETS: https://www.axs.com/events/496996/well-there-s-your-problem-tickets Get two bonus episodes every week for only $5/month by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Stev...
I voted no today because : I am A MAN (preview)
August 17, 2023 03:08 - 6 minutes - 9.31 MBIt's a very special UPS Facebook group episode as we report on how the current Teamsters contract vote is driving certain people insane. We find the same neuroses around voter fraud and stolen elections the right has about the US electoral system, but ported over to a union contract vote, and I try to talk some sense into one of them. We also look at the bizarre ways right-wing Teamsters are channeling their reactionary politics into the good kind of class warfare. Last but not least,...
I THOUGHT TO MYSELF; "WHAT AN AMAZING, PATRIOTIC MOMENT" AS SHIVERS OF LIBERTY AND FREEDOM SWELLED MY HEART
August 14, 2023 02:49 - 59 minutes - 81.1 MBThis week we catch up on how Twitter is doing… only to find them being interrogated by the Australian senate about reinstating the account who shared CSEM on Twitter “out of outrage” We examine the way social media’s business model of farming for outrage has never been more apparent or disgusting Also, we take a look at the modern UPS Driver… through the eyes of a Silicon Valley tech podcast guy. Damn I look cool as hell. Finally, the FBI shoots a man for posting too hard. We dive deep...
Lester Holt did whiteface and nobody said s#!t (preview)
August 10, 2023 04:34 - 5 minutes - 7.2 MBToday we're ashamed to find out that this country pays its UPS drivers more than US soldiers thanks to a viral tweet and a woman does transphobia so hard she develops an abscess when a hospital wont guarantee that no trans nurses will be attending to her finally, a facebook woman goes to target in blackface to yell things she saw on facebook in an obvious case of mental distress (facebook poisoning) and we learn about how soft a generation is if it doesn't tolerate blackface Sign up at...
Child kidnapping? For what purpose? Domestic issue? The context is important
August 07, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 99.3 MBToday we're digesting the newest Trump Indictment via the small intestine of Truth Social--documenting the former president's colorful insults for Mike Pence, a key player in this newest round of legal challenges. It's Civil War City with black-pilled responses from bigtime right wing influencers Tim Pool and Mike Cernovich, while show favorite Scott Adams has a more creative response Finally, one of the funders of Sound of Freedom is charged with kidnapping two 14 year-old girls, and fa...
Disney Goes Heavy (Preview)
August 07, 2023 00:34 - 7 minutes - 10.9 MBThis week Alex shares the story of a big time live performance flub and we look back at pop punk covers from our childhoods, including the “Punk goes Pop” and (worse) “Punk Goes Crunk” cover albums before diving into an extremely popular modern pop punk(?) cover band with an album of Disney songs From here we wind up at christian hardcore and reminisce about the early 00’s wave of christian metalcore Sign up for only $5/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get two bonus episo...
CULT of the COLLECTIVE (preview)
August 03, 2023 02:53 - 5 minutes - 7.91 MBIt's a labor-heavy episode, folks--we're talking Alex's final thoughts on the UPS Teamsters Tentative Agreement before voting begins, third-party orgs participating in member mobilization, and what our long-term goals should be for the Teamsters. ALSO: The Rock donates a record sum to the SAG-AFTRA support fund, and Blaze readers ask, "Why does he hate veterans?" ADDITIONALLY: Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre cancel 30th Anniversary Doggystyle shows at the Hollywood Bowl to show solidarity to the ...
Why even go to a "prayer breakfast" if you're planning on fornicating later
July 31, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 105 MBToday we check in on how Twitter's rebrand to X is going and find Elon Musk personally reinstating an account after it was disabled for posting (and apparently watermarking) CSAM Also, a Nazi gets beaten up at a Sepultura show and some Facebook users are shocked at the current intolerant state of metal Finally, we uncover the dark truth about our elites in Washington: they're fornicating. Support the show for only $5/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get 2 bonus episodes ...
The chicken has been strange for some time now (preview)
July 27, 2023 05:46 - 4 minutes - 5.91 MBI’m afraid it’s another banger, folks. Today we’re talking highlights of the Teamsters/UPS tentative agreement: the great, the good, and the mid Also, the right is giving itself eating disorders you’ve never heard of, scrying raw chicken entrails and determining them to be woke Finally we cover the death of Obama’s personal chef, Tafari Campbell, and the predictably homoerotic fantasies it has inspired in conservatives. Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get tw...
Like minds smoke alike
July 24, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 96.9 MBToday we've got small business social media drama involving a broken Big Game Hunter game cabinet ALSO: we discover proof of Hunter Biden being a California Weed Kingpin plus our final, devastating topic: THEY'RE ARRESTING YOUR GRANDPARENTS FOR VOTING FOR TRUMP Music: Annapura - Picos Power Trip - If Not Us Then Who
Try That In A Small Town (preview)
July 24, 2023 00:43 - 5 minutes - 7.83 MBToday Alex describes his geriatric physical therapy routine ALSO: we listen to the corny, godawful, morose “Try That In A Small Town” and document viral misinformation surrounding the song And lastly, we visit one of the most cursed profiles on instagram, a man utterly abasing himself for a handful of likes. Sign up at patreon.com/miniondeathcult for bonus episodes
BONUS: Interview w/ UPS part-timers
July 21, 2023 04:19 - 40 minutes - 56 MBToday I chatted with a couple of my Teamster siblings about their experience working part-time for the multi-billion dollar UPS--detailing unsafe working conditions, harassment and irregular schedules. I asked them how they feel about the current contract fight with the company. Are part-timers aware of their importance in these negotiations, and is there a way to get them more involved? What do part-timers stand to gain from a strong Union contract? How will it affect the company movin...
O Lord, please let Hellywood collapse (preview)
July 20, 2023 03:33 - 6 minutes - 8.35 MBIn the main segment of the show we discuss the dense lore around the Actors’ strike: - The studios’ leaked threats to writers and actors’ homes - ABC News attacks the strike as harming other adjacent businesses - Universal Studios apparent butchery of the trees that shaded the picket line - Misplaced cynicism over striking “millionaire” actors, and much more Also: Tony sits for the flag in front of his grandma at a baseball game and Alex talks about getting denied a raise at Subw...
SOMEBODY TOLD ME YOU SUCK!!! w/Miles Klee
July 17, 2023 03:47 - 1 hour - 103 MBToday Miles Klee of Rolling Stone joins us to talk Sound of Freedom, the child-trafficking action(?) movie dominating theaters and leaving its fans to say “if you didn’t like it, you’re a pedophile.” We cover the morose film and the gruesome promotional push behind it, including twitter copypasta and weepy tik toks, learn about the film’s real-life vigilante, and read from deranged responses to Miles Klee and his Rolling Stone article critical of the film. Remember: “Never trust a pedoph...
"I was just trying to be black!" - Black. White. Ep. 2 (preview)
July 16, 2023 17:04 - 8 minutes - 11.5 MBToday we revisit the mid-00's, Ice Cube-produced race-swapping reality TV show Black. White. Bruno does and says incredibly racist things while trying to prove racism isn't real Rene and Carmen fight over Carmen's use of the black term, "bitch" Rose tries rapping in her def poetry group Rene listens to an argument from a white bar patron about "how black people are" And Bryan and Rene wait to see if Bruno and Carmen will wear Dashikis on their visit to a black church service Sig...
UNLOCKED: Canada On Strike w/Talking Simpsons
July 14, 2023 14:51 - 1 hour - 125 MBIn honor of the current WGA strike, the boys from Talking Simpsons help us tackle a South Park episode mocking the previous strike in 07-08. We wade through a painful dearth of jokes and mind-altering note-for-note renditions of viral videos to see how foolish anyone would have to be to strike for "internet money" If you liked this episode, consider supporting our show for only $5/month and get two bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser. Sign up at http:/...
SOON YOU WILL BE SLEEPING ON CORN COB PILLOWS. ENJOY! (preview)
July 13, 2023 15:00 - 5 minutes - 7.54 MBToday Alex tells the story of getting fake written-up for parking while delivering 2 100lb boxes Also: the leftist San Fransisco police arrest 100 young skateboarders during an annual event... instead of just gunning them down?? and finally: Mike Pillowman is forced to sell off manufacturing equipment and space as retailers continue to refuse to carry his patriotic pillow. Soon, a real rain will come to wash away these putrid and disloyal department stores. Sign up at http://patreon...
I am a Human Behavioral Consultant. Women have a 6th sense. She may be on to something. w/Travis View
July 10, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 110 MBPeople are getting upset on planes. We're documenting it. Here to help us is Travis View of the Q Anon Anonymous podcast. We cover the conspiracy theory gripping the nation: a woman aboard an aircraft accused her seat neighbor of being not real Why did this vague proclamation strike such a chord with right-wing conspiracists, and what does it say about the movement at large? Following in the same vein, we look at another new conspiracy theory: the WEF is planning on banning fashion. Yo...
Yo, listen up, it's time to make a stand, UPS Teamsters on the mic, taking command (preview)
July 09, 2023 17:14 - 6 minutes - 9.09 MBIT'S DEATH CHAT 500 (07/08/23) We're talking bad Teamsters rap (can't let this one get out to the general public) Joe Rogan gets mad at people working from home as his friend gets completely owned by his employees Ani fights a Tesla And, a demonic Axe commercial featuring Lil Baby is deconstructed by one of the finest minds Facebook has to offer. Sign up for only $5/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get two bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast ap...
My dog is very afraid of fireworks. He need to grow a set and get over it (preview)
July 06, 2023 21:19 - 9 minutes - 13 MBToday we discuss the collapsed UPS-Teamsters negotiations, a likely strike, and how this time we're fighting for part-timers. Plus, a man has some tough-but-fair lessons for his dog who is afraid of fireworks and Finally, a small rural town in Maine is threatened with a gargantuan, dead-troop theme park--complete with 1776 ft. American Flagpole. Of course, the communists have a problem with it. Sign up for the full episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
I did not need affirmative action to create a pancake company
July 04, 2023 16:15 - 1 hour - 97.1 MBSorry for the late episode everyone. Alexander had a minor injury and some union duties to carry out, but we're back Today we catch up with UPS-Teamster negotiations, including the elimination of the 22.4 job category, and MLK Day as a paid holiday. Will UPS agree to a fair contract in time to avert a strike? We also address a baffling concern about Teamsters President Sean O’Brien turning his back on working people by not wearing blue jeans, potential scabs who want to remain friendly w...
Joe Biden admitted to actual treason. (preview)
June 29, 2023 04:30 - 5 minutes - 7.74 MBThis week we cover a couple of weird guys in my work Facebook group and listen to the leaked audio from Trump showing off a classified doc, which is fantastic. Also, Biden says he sold state secrets into a mic on camera and then said he was joking, and the right wing has to pretend to think it's real Also, Netflix finally overplayed their hand with their most depraved move yet: making Titanic available to watch on their platform in order to capitalize on the submersible tragedy(?) List...
We have heard the baseless cries of 'you are going to kill someone' way too often
June 26, 2023 03:42 - 1 hour - 118 MBToday Alexander and Tony discuss the latest news in UPS-Teamster negotiations, the company's insulting economic proposal for its employees, and a potential strike Also: an aggrieved hardcore fan calls out legendary Boston band Bane for the singer's pro-trans and anti-american speech at a recent show. Is hardcore really the place for politics? Finally, we discuss the billionaire death sub, the awe-inspiring hubris that caused the disaster, and a stepson who enjoyed posting too much Musi...
"'Debate bros' are following the scientific method more stringently than faux-intellectuals" (preview)
June 23, 2023 14:35 - 6 minutes - 9.41 MBIt's a jam-packed episode today as we listen to Florida republicans pass a harsh new anti-immigrant bill and then beg the undocumented people in their community to continue working on their farms. Also, a stewardess for an Irish airlines puts Israeli passengers' lives in peril when she says the P word over the intercom, and we look at some truly oblivious zionist clapbacks Plus: the "debate me" craze reaches a fever pitch, as debate fans seek out a scientist they want to see owned on Joe...
Streaming companies appreciate the value of writing. We do. But we will pay the absolute minimum we can
June 20, 2023 15:12 - 1 hour - 103 MBToday we watch Trump offer “food for everyone” at a restaurant before immediately leaving, and hear from a Fact Checker to see if the former president would really welch on a payment AND an interview with an anonymous Apple TV + executive reveals how important writers are to streaming companies—but how paying them better wages or allowing organized labor to succeed is antithetical to their core values (accumulating wealth). And FINALLY an office furniture company teams up with the Daily...
A Tale of Unwanted Disruption: My Week Without Amazon (preview)
June 16, 2023 01:30 - 4 minutes - 6.12 MBToday we're talking Alex's bad back and scheduling days off work for physical therapy while your boss pretends he has a say in the matter and the Teamsters announce securing Air Conditioning for future UPS package cars. We talk about the merits, possible drawbacks, and address a few of the imaginative responses to this big step towards addressing safety concerns Also: we study the weird, tan, Canadian, "Motel 6 CEO" grandpa who accused a 9 year old girl of being trans during a track meet...
"Secret. This is secret information. Look, look at this,"
June 12, 2023 03:22 - 1 hour - 110 MBWe've got an amazing episode today folks as Trump gets indicted again for showing off confidential US documents to Mara Lago guests and Tony explains the PGA x LIV Golf collab, from the PGA denouncing the Saudi Arabian-owned tour as "immoral" before merging with them. Get 2 bonus episodes every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
DEATH CHAT 500 - Hand-mogged by a child (06/10/23) (preview)
June 11, 2023 20:39 - 6 minutes - 9.16 MBTODAY: we chat about Teamsters voting to authorize a strike against UPS A YouTuber shares his very normal interpretations of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, and Tony finds out about the Gerudo women and Great Fairies Finally: a prominent white nationalist tweets a Facebook post about her traditional, catholic, federal agent husband leaving her and their child to be even more of a fed Music: Tears of the Kingdom Main Theme Join us live for DEATH CHAT 500 every Saturday at 5pm PST at p...
As a person who played all Zelda games, including the original in the gold cassette, Link is not Trans (preview)
June 08, 2023 13:57 - 9 minutes - 12.4 MBToday we host a living funeral for the modern man who is forced to go to his well-paying job and come home for lunch to play with his dog but there's sad music playing over it. We can't help but wonder if he wouldn't be happier having his limbs sawed off on the battlefield or perhaps living a more traditional agrarian lifestyle (eating breastmilk ice cream) ALSO: Fox Business transvestigates the new Zelda game to find out if trans people can identify with its protagonist (no!) Sign up...
The left is using our anger to bankrupt American companies. Something to think about
June 05, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 117 MBThis week we follow up on the Beach Teen Marine Massacre with a shocking revelation: The Marines were lying? And sharing alcohol with minors? and trying to kidnap blacked-out 14 year-olds?? Imagine our shock. Plus: Texas drivers are named worst in the country, and Texans explain why (the reckless drivers are all New York and California transplants!) and we learn about the REAL driving hazards: pedestrians, cyclists, and skateboarders And finally, the unthinkable has happened: Chick-Fil-A...
We told them we were Marines so they would leave - but they didn't. (preview)
June 01, 2023 02:58 - 7 minutes - 10.2 MBThis week we have the smug, liberal grins wiped off our faces as we learn how the filming of Nefarious was beset by demons, and we develop some of our own theories about the paranormally-inept film production and we learn about the different ways to make people mad while observing Memorial day, including the large group of beach teens who beat up three marines Sign up for the full episode and hundreds more for only $5/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
Right there... there's the little toddler mannequin
May 29, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 113 MBThis week we inspect the crotches of the children's bathing suits at Target to prove how creepy the retail chain is and the right wing cancels Roger Waters for dressing up like a fascist? While on stage?? Performing some album called "The Wall"??? Sign up for bonus episodes at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). Tha...