Minion Death Cult

44 - Confederate Foods of America (preview)

May 25, 2018 07:46 - 3 minutes - 4.12 MB

Go to patreon.com/miniondeathcult for every episode This week the pope tells a gay guy that God is cool with him being gay, and facebook is not cool with that Also: some millennials dont like Chick Fil A, and it's a major problem.

43 - Robert E Leigh

May 21, 2018 08:40 - 1 hour - 121 MB

Hear every episode at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week the Cult covers the confirmation of the first ever female CIA director who also happened to oversee a black site in Thailand dedicated to the torture of detainees Also: the news hits close to home, when the San Bernardino Sheriff's Department "comes" "under" "scrutiny" over a photo of one of their deputies praying. This is sick stuff, folks! listen to the Intercepted podcast for more information on Gina Haspel and the CIA's pr...

42 - Like Love Laugh (preview)

May 19, 2018 15:44 - 17 minutes - 24.2 MB

Go to Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for every episode delivered straight to your podcast app The Death Cult earns its name today by celebrating the carnage in Gaza this week, and we're documenting it. We also cover the arguments for slave labor, and one peculiar argument against it.

41 - FreelANce moNkeY AsSaSsins (Iran / Diaper Consent)

May 14, 2018 08:42 - 1 hour - 154 MB

In a supersized episode this week, we cover the dissolution of the Iran deal and the celebratory fervor it unleashed in the Death Cult but, more importantly, we talk about the viral idea of "diaper-change consent" between parents and toddlers, and how it's setting the world ablaze. Subscribe to Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode every Thursday including all past episodes

40 Preview - Hip Hoprisy (This Is America / McCain Funeral)

May 10, 2018 08:28 - 12 minutes - 17.3 MB

For every episode of Minion Death Cult, visit Patreon.com/miniondeathcult & get a private feed of weekly premium episodes in your podcast app. This week the Cult covers the plethora of bad takes around the music video for Childish Gambino's "This Is America," including such gems as: "Black people care about police shootings but dont care when their friend kills 5 people over an argument." and "How come this music video has to be from a black person's perspective?" also: We cover...

39 - Yabba Dabba Do It To Em (Boy Scouts)

May 07, 2018 05:31 - 1 hour - 126 MB

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a premium episode every Thursday as well as access to all past premium eps. This week the Cult documents the wall-to-wall outrage over the Boy Scouts' decision to allow girls to join their ranks. We get mind-boggling takes, including a LOT of people who can't stop focusing on children's genitalia. Also: Rudy Giuliani's legendary appearance on Hannity last week, and how the Q-Anon community is taking the news.

38 - Soap Box Hero (Bill Cosby / NRA)

May 03, 2018 07:38 - 1 hour - 100 MB

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a premium episode every week This week we cover the rich vein of terrible responses to the Cosby conviction, which range from: "This is cool, but I'm pissed that #metoo gets credit" to "Why weren't these women prosecuted for taking the drugs Cosby gave them?" We also cover the NRA's incredible revelation that guns are dangerous and that their conference with Trump will in fact be a gun-free zone. There are also, surprisingly, some bad...

35 Unlocked - Coma After God (Kanye West / Stryper)

May 01, 2018 05:10 - 1 hour - 115 MB

It's our Kanye / Stryper episode unlocked! Kanye endorses Candace Owens after watching her yell at black people to get over slavery and Stryper organizes their righteous army of christian metalheads against the satanists at Walmart, who refuses to sell their new album in stores

37 Preview - Huckabae Sanders Vs Gravel Gertie

April 30, 2018 07:20 - 8 minutes - 11.2 MB

This week the Cult documents awful takes about the Toronto Incel Terrorist from both incels and normies, and we cover the knock-down brawl between comedian Michelle Wolf and Sarah Huckabee Sanders at the White House Correspondents Dinner, including a totally viral clapback from a totally fake Huckabee Sanders Facebook page.

36 - The Banned Son

April 26, 2018 07:24 - 1 hour - 131 MB

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode every week. If you enjoy the show, support us by rating and reviewing the show in your apple podcasts app. This week The Cult takes on the Waffle House shooting and explains how the young man who disarmed the shooter is simultaneously "one of the good ones" and also a cuck who let the shooter get away. Also: we take the high road and choose not to dedicate and entire segment to the alt right / fascists / nationalists who se...

35 Preview - Coma After God (Kanye / Stryper)

April 23, 2018 05:29 - 8 minutes - 12 MB

Subscribe to patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode every Monday and access to all past premium episodes. This week we tackle Kanye's recent endorsement of African American Conservative Spokeswoman Candice Owens, and Walmart is refusing to sell the new Stryper album in stores, probably because of discrimination.

34 - Warbucks

April 18, 2018 05:52 - 1 hour - 131 MB

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode in your podcast player every Monday This week The Cult solves the Syrian civil war: "Missile strikes are not a war. It's a police action." "Libertarians are isolationist children who would rather chop off their dicks instead of f*ck the Syrian people." "Assad is a monster the likes of which we haven't seen since Abraham Lincoln." AND The Cult takes on the black thugs who were probably going to rob Starbucks and the...

33 - Star Wars Episode IX XI (Preview)

April 16, 2018 07:22 - 2 minutes - 3.6 MB

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get every weekly, premium episode This week the Cult takes on the anti-sex worker bill FOSTA-SESTA that was recently signed into law, and how its (possibly) unintended consequences actually pose more dangers to sex workers. Also, we cover Margaret Atwood's piping hot take on Star Wars & 9/11, and the angry nerd reaction it inspired.

32 - OWO

April 13, 2018 05:00 - 56 minutes - 78.2 MB

It's a bonus MDC! Here's the Facebook testimony portion of the episode we couldn't contain. "Facebook needs to protect BLM because I, as a US senator will not." "Diamond & Silk are sexy, conservative "sistas" whose facebook account MUST be promoted on the floor of congress." "How come Facebook knows everything I post?" [6 paragraphs of terrible PR advice left for Zuccerberg in the comments section of a Daily Caller facebook post] "I'm so terrible even Amber Alert blocked me."

31 - Civil Wartime

April 12, 2018 08:53 - 1 hour - 91.3 MB

This week the Cult takes on the FBI's raid against Michael Cohen, Trump's longtime lawyer and bribe-doer. We find a wide range of interesting responses, including: "Lets get all our lawyers together and fire Mueller." "If Mueller were after Mother Teresa, even Mother Teresa would be in trouble." "Let's start a revolution in support of President Trump." Look for a bonus episode on Facebook congressional testimony coming out tomorrow!

30 - Planet Caravan (Preview)

April 09, 2018 11:14 - 5 minutes - 7 MB

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode every Monday & access to all past premium episodes. - This week the Cult takes on the caravan of asylum-seekers and the YouTube shooter Nasim Aghdam: - “Logic is a forbidden tool of the patriarchy" - “Who guards the National Guard?" - "I want to help fight migrants but I can't do anything physical or lift anything." - And "YouTube deserved to be shot because they stole my free speech."

29 - New Story

April 05, 2018 10:28 - 1 hour - 126 MB

This week the cult takes on Sinclair Broadcast Group and the cringeful, scripted segment they forced dozens of their local news affiliates to read on-air. We cover varying deranged reactions to the viral supercut, including: No, democracy is actually bad Corporate media is socialist Scripted news segments are like Starbucks: good Also, we cover Easter at the White House, and a youtube comment section absolutely DYING of thirst for Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Premium episodes every w...

28 - Laura Ingraham Wilder & Roseanne (Preview)

April 02, 2018 07:28 - 6 minutes - 9.44 MB

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to hear every weekly premium episode Roseanne returns to television pretending to be a woke, blue-collar Trump voter, while her sister Jackie is a hysterical, emotional Hillary supporter. It's as fun as it sounds. Also: Laura Ingraham gets put on vacation by high schooler David Hogg, and the internet is pretty upset about it.

27 - Trump Around (California, Here We Come)

March 29, 2018 08:01 - 1 hour - 83.8 MB

This week The Cult stays in California, and we explain how the Orange County Sheriff Department's decision to work with ICE actually fits with our chill California lifestyle. Also: Schwarzenegger says some cool stuff about imprisoning Oil Execs and experiences some good ol' fashioned anti-German racism in the process (yes, we know he's Austrian) Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a premium episode every week

24 - Pro-Test (Student Walkout)

March 22, 2018 07:08 - 1 hour - 121 MB

Subscribe at Patreon.com/MinionDeathCult to get every weekly premium episode This week, parents want to kill their dumb kids and their dumb kids' dumb teachers for allowing them to walk out in protest of gun violence. We have two exclusive Facebook videos: a Disgusted Dad pulls a knife on a student at a PTA meeting in order to prove a point and a nameless, faceless Dad confronts his son's principal to DEMAND answers from her. He is not satisfied. An extra, personal bonus episode on t...

23 - Witchfinder Attorney General (Preview)

March 19, 2018 07:08 - 12 minutes - 17.6 MB

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get this and every weekly premium episode Trump fires the FBI, Hillary, Obama, and Rex Tillerson, who is now the leader of The Resistance.

22 - Sex Accusations

March 15, 2018 06:24 - 1 hour - 110 MB

Subscribe to Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get every weekly premium episode This week's all about Stormy Daniels, because we ran out of time to talk about Rex Tillerson, because boy is this content SEXY. We cover several interesting responses to the alleged affair, ranging from "I don't care if Trump did much grosser, oddly specific acts" to "It's gay to talk about sex." Also: deplorable infighting among confused people who are on exactly the same page.

20 - Virtual Sanity (Preview)

March 09, 2018 16:13 - 4 minutes - 6.58 MB

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for access to every premium episode NRA spokesman Bill Whittle inserts himself into the Matrix and will stop at nothing to prevent gun control regulations from taking effect.

19 - Crying Complaining Topics (The Oscars)

March 08, 2018 08:17 - 1 hour - 96.2 MB

Subscribe at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode every Monday. We explain the reasons for the utter failure of the Oscars over the weekend (#metoo, pedophilia) and we introduce our first Blue Star Family segment with listener-submitted content.

18 - Grab Em By The Uzi (Preview)

March 05, 2018 06:16 - 8 minutes - 7.01 MB

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get access to every weekly premium episode. This week we cover Trump's incredible "I like taking the guns" comments and the implosion at r/the_donald because of them. Also: a good-boy college republican goes on Tucker Carlson's Fox News program to show the entire nation a meme about him being a cracker.

17 - B-Word Panther

February 27, 2018 15:55 - 1 hour - 123 MB

On this episode all about Black Panther, Matt and I recount our harrowing experiences trying to see film as white men, and Tony is once again tricked into liking a problematic MLK meme. Also: we find out who the REAL racists are (it's black people), pose our own theories about why Black Panther is making white people crazy, and FINALLY celebrate the REAL Black Panther: Dr. Ben Carson. Subscribe at patreon.com/miniondeathcult for weekly premium episodes

16 - Mask Off (Preview)

February 26, 2018 06:38 - 2 minutes - 2.4 MB

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for access to all weekly premium episodes. A woman and her son stand their ground for his free speech Trump mask by refusing to kneel at a grocery store.

15 - Blackwater Babies

February 21, 2018 07:05 - 1 hour - 111 MB

Subscribe to the brand-new Minion Death Cult Patreon and get a full-length bonus episode every week for only $3/month. Patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week MDC solves gun violence with Blackwater Babies, a Gruntstyle tees-for-guns program, and firearm anti-education. On a lighter note, we plumb the darkest depths of symbolism in the new Official White House Portraits of the Obamas that our tax dollars paid for.

New Friend (Blue Star Boy Spotlight)

February 14, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 110 MB

This week we train our first-ever Blue Star Boy Spotlight on a top poster from the Deplorables facebook group, a man brimming with terrible posts and one very sad one. Also: Dilbert MCs a rap battle between MAGA dorks and Jay Z, and the results are spectacular. Please consider helping us out with a rating and a review in your apple podcast app, and tell a friend about the Cult.

13 - Vast Difference (Incel XFL)

February 07, 2018 08:47 - 1 hour - 113 MB

On this episode: Adam Calhoun releases a provocative new T shirt, we review some sad incel standup by Facebook Personality “Luckless Matt,” 50% of our dads are racist, and we stare into the black eyes of Vince McMahon as he debuts the XFL (again), a football league for standing.

12 - Unapologetically Male (Spike TV / Cali, Baby)

January 31, 2018 08:15 - 1 hour - 109 MB

This week we've got two subjects close to home: Masculinity as defined by Spike TV (RIP) and their "Internal Manifesto," and the sale of California back to Mexico. What we learned from Spike TV: Men love crunching metal, bikinis, and toilets. Beer is a woman's drink. Men want to be friends with TV. What we learned from the boomers who want to sell California back to Mexico: California is going to burn anyway because of "Hellywood," Mexicans took over one of the suburbs, and help, my daug...

11 - Start A Mine (DACA / Sh!tholes)

January 24, 2018 09:12 - 1 hour - 115 MB

We're talking DACA, immigration, and sh!tholes this week and, as always, reporting on Facebook's response: Joe the plumber resurfaces to get bullied by his coworkers and assert that refugees and undocumented immigrants can vote. Immigrants should stay in their home countries and get rich working the mines, the Titanic brought my grandpa to America and you don't hear me complaining about it, DACA recipients get free college and possibly even a personal slave? And finally, an uplifting s...

10 - Jesus Cake

January 17, 2018 06:07 - 1 hour - 104 MB

This week the cult takes on the christian bakers who refused service to gay couples, one of which cases is currently being heard at the Supreme Court. The comments section has thoughts as to why this isn't actually discrimination, occasionally at the expense of their own family members. Also: Taco Bell slips up and reveals its ties to the Illuminati with a new ad campaign.

9 - The Moron Store

January 11, 2018 05:30 - 1 hour - 103 MB

This week our first story is a viral, totally fake, right-wing fantasy about a disrespectful millennial cashier who refuses to take a $20 bill with Trump's name on it. The Patron calls the cops. Our second story is the tragic tale of a cup-based restaurant in Tucson who was forced to close its doors after posting a noxious, Pro-Trump, Anti-NFL list of grievances on its Facebook page and DARING it to go viral. Oops! If you like the show, please rate and review in iTunes. And send your me...

8 - Tipping Point USA

January 03, 2018 08:14 - 1 hour - 99 MB

Subscribe. Rate and Review. Witness Minion Death Cult to your impressionable friends and family. This week: A feel-good story about impoverished waitstaff being graced by the patronage of a wealthy, stylish millionaire Also: a TRULY psychopathic Facebook post about chocolate milk and national politics that only gets worse the more you know about it.

7 - Meme Man & Deplorable Boy

December 27, 2017 09:10 - 1 hour - 104 MB

Subscribe. Rate & Review. Witness MDC to your impressionable friends and family. This week we're talking about Smart Young Man-In-The-Moon Charlie Cuck from TP USA and his spicy, conservative-billionaire-funded millennial Good Boy memes. Also: Steven Crowder laments today's lack of internment camps, and we get a verifiable Smart Young Man in the Deplorables Facebook group, who is unfortunately repeatedly misgendered by his Boomer supporters.

6 - Christmas 2: The 2nd Cummening

December 20, 2017 09:06 - 1 hour - 112 MB

SUBSCRIBE. RATE AND REVIEW IN ITUNES. WITNESS MINION DEATH CULT TO YOUR WEAK-WILLED FRIENDS AND FAMILY. This week we're talking about Christmas, our dealmaker in chief recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Only Israel, and how, according to Facebook, this means the second coming of christ is right around the corner. Trump gave him the OK!

5 - I Heart Huckabee

December 13, 2017 09:01 - 1 hour - 96.6 MB

Subscribe and Review! Witness Minion Death Cult to your impressionable friends and family! This week the cult covers Net Neutrality by way of Xibit memes, a totally fake, totally viral Sarah Huckabee Sanders right wing fantasy, and conspiracy theories about Michael Flynn, ABC (fake) News, and the stock market.

4 - New Cuck (Soy Boy)

December 06, 2017 08:58 - 1 hour - 90 MB

Subscribe. Witness Minion Death Cult to your impressionable friends and family. Rate and Review, that we may ascend to a higher plane of iTunes statistics. This episode: Paul Joseph Watson develops a totally-new theory (this one has a hat!) about how soy turns men into “straight” leftists. Alpha Fatherbookers share testimonials about their and their children’s masculinity. The most miserable members of r/thedon_ald come to terms with their own soy boyhood and ask the comments section...

3 - #MooreWomen

November 29, 2017 08:06 - 1 hour - 109 MB

This week: Why aren't millennials tearing down statues of Kevin Spacey? A Soundcloud rapper tries to score listens off the #metoo campaign. Members of The ACTUALLY FREE Speech Deplorables Facebook group go full galaxy brain in their defense of Roy Moore. Alex Jones celebrates a family Thanksgiving and triggers cardiologists everywhere. Please subscribe, rate and review, and share the show. Send us suggestions or your family's baggage at twitter.com/miniondeathcult Facebook.com/minion...

2 - Kap & Ball

November 22, 2017 06:55 - 54 minutes - 74.5 MB

Facebook's reaction to Kaepernick's GQ magazine cover and the UCLA student-athlete-thugs being arrested in China

1 - No Rules / Just Right (Intro & "Salute The Brave")

November 17, 2017 16:22 - 39 minutes - 54.6 MB

Minion Death Cult. BORN TO DIE / WORLD WIDE WEB IS A FRICK / Kill Em All 2017 / I am troops man / 410757864530 DEAD BOOMERS Hosier & Adam Calhoun - Salute The Brave

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