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Minion Death Cult

583 episodes - English - Latest episode: 25 days ago - ★★★★★ - 585 ratings

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.

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#601 Harry Potter ACTUAL Christian Memes

March 04, 2024 04:07 - 1 hour - 127 MB

Today we look at the dubious reporting behind the NYT’s Oct 7th sexual assault piece published last December.  An investigation by the Intercept reveals a latticework of fabricated, unsubstantiated, and debunked claims of “systemic” sexual assault made by Israeli figures with no forensic or sexual assault training. We’re going off vibes here. ALSO: we wipe the taste of hasbara from our palates with an incredibly niche Facebook group of ex-Harry Potter fans using their former wickedness f...

#600 Failed Sons Under the Stairs (preview)

February 29, 2024 06:51 - 3 minutes - 5.45 MB

Today we revisit the 1991 Wes Craven horror classic: The People Under The Stairs. Filled with startlingly frank class and race politics, the film follows a young poor black boy threatened with eviction who burglarizes his landlords—only to find them imprisoning their failed offspring in the basement. Has any other horror movie featured a tenants’ union? Was this the inspiration for Home Alone or Nothing But Trouble? What will the comments have to say about such a politically charged film...

#599 our Great Republican Party will always be with you, in your quest,for the ULTIMATE JOY IN LIFE!

February 26, 2024 03:54 - 1 hour - 104 MB

TODAY: Trump debuts a really cool pair of sneakers that definitely aren’t embarrassing AND: Truth Social is set to merge with an investment company that seems to exist just to give Trump money PLUS: It’s Triple Trump as the former President Truths against the Alabama Supreme Court’s anti-IVF ruling. Conservatives suddenly forget that life begins at conception in order to not sound totally crazy, while fascist and religious die-hards celebrate the state’s ruling against reproductive right...

#598 Deadbeat Breakdancing Bitcoin Dad & Coworker Memes (preview)

February 22, 2024 05:41 - 5 minutes - 6.88 MB

TODAY: We visit X, the website for dads clapping-back at their daughter’s tik toks to watch a bitcoin breakdancer explain why he abandoned his family to be the oldest competitive funky white guy in the country AND we dive into COWORKER CORE—that special blend of memes and music posted by the work acquaintance you made the mistake of friending on Facebook. We look at the rightwing memes posted by one of Alex’s coworkers and discover a completely fake but trending story about Biden grantin...

#597 Prison labor modern day slavery

February 19, 2024 02:19 - 1 hour - 97.9 MB

Today: Proson labor is not only being used throughout the country and looks mnore like slavery than you might think. also is Star Ship Troopers fascist?   Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm Buffalo Nichols- Living in Hell Minus the Bear- We are Not a Football Team Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/min...

#596 Sons of Killmonger & Disciple of Dark Brandon (preview)

February 15, 2024 05:45 - 3 minutes - 5.31 MB

TODAY: Democrats seethe as Jon Stewart returns to The Daily Show to give them a dose of reality: Joe Biden is the oldest person to seek election in US history, and his leadership doesn’t bode well for the future of the country. Biden fanboys respond by accusing the comedian of fascism.   ALSO: The Christian Right tries to make a case for Christianity’s inclusiveness, using a Super Bowl ad comprised of AI images of political odd couples washing each other’s feet. Their base responds by sa...

#595 Return to Cop Facebook

February 12, 2024 03:49 - 1 hour - 125 MB

TODAY: We return to cop Facebook for a highlight reel of insane cop memes ALSO: Tony finds out his new sport golf isn’t as alpha as we all thought PLUS: a geriatric gang of Guardian Angels assault and citizens-arrest a man they falsely claim is a “migrant”—live on Hannity. This leads us to a clip of Dr. Phil telling the Fox News host that Chinese Terrorists may be coming through the southern border. What a time to be alive. Chanel Tres- Walked in the Room  The Get Up Kids- Burned B...

#594 They Pissed On Flashes Corpse… (preview)

February 08, 2024 04:33 - 4 minutes - 6.26 MB

TODAY: Democrats own Republicans by trying to pass the harshest immigration bill in decades… in order to give Biden a win?    We look at specifics from the bill and examine the rightward-shift of Biden die-hards via the Huffington Post comment section   ALSO: Woke game programmers LITERALLY TAKE A PISS on real gamers’ heroes, as the new Suicide Squad video game “Kill the the Justice League” thinks it can do just that without millions of gamers rising up.   FINALLY: The Animaniacs...

#593 Taylor Swift is an op. It’s all fake. You’re being played.

February 05, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour - 99.1 MB

Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult    Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   TODAY: We cover the newest extremely lazy and therefore far-reaching right wing conspiracy theory: Taylor Swift is uh Fake and she’s having sex with a star football player to make you mad.  We talk about the numerous w...

Death Chat 500 Black White ep. 4.3 (preview)

February 04, 2024 21:28 - 4 minutes - 5.62 MB

Today on Death Chat 500 we finish episode 4 of Black white. Nick revokes everyones N-cards when he attends etiquette dinner while Black. Bruno insist on sharing his music video for "mid-life rapper" where he is very critical of rappers Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm   Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week  

CRASH (2004) preview

February 01, 2024 09:57 - 1 minute - 1.4 MB

"Los Angeles citizens with vastly separate lives collide in interweaving stories of race, loss and redemption."- IMDB    We review Paul Haggis 2004 passion project and winner of 3 Oscar awards Crash.            Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm   Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcul...

[UNLOCKED] #HillaryBarbie

January 29, 2024 04:29 - 59 minutes - 82.2 MB

Alex's partner is recovering from surgery so we're taking a couple sick days. Enjoy last week's premium episode for free, and sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for hundreds more episodes and livestreams TODAY: Liberals mourn the loss of a Best Actress nomination for Margot Robbie’s performance in Barbie, but the Queen regent herself, Hillary Clinton shows up to salve the young women’s wounds ALSO: We discover the shocking truth about a beloved comedian. There’s something “fun...

#HillaryBarbie (preview)

January 25, 2024 06:35 - 2 minutes - 3.34 MB

TODAY: Liberals mourn the loss of a Best Actress nomination for Margot Robbie’s performance in Barbie, but the Queen regent herself, Hillary Clinton shows up to salve the young women’s wounds ALSO: We discover the shocking truth about a beloved comedian. There’s something “funny” about him, alright. Uh, he eats children. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus e...

I don't need to make threats. I have God on my side.

January 22, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour - 85.7 MB

Today Ani joins the show to tell us about a zionist throwing trash on her pro-Palestine truck and then shouting about it inside her bookstore. Was this a tactical IDF strike? Divine retribution? Plus: we cover the recent Florida Library Insanity, as thousands of books have been removed from school shelves, including several dictionaries, the Guinness Book of World Records, and even a couple Bill O'Reilly joints. We follow many of the banned titles back to the complaints of one woman, a...

It just seems well below a higher threshold for sarcasm I expect from the Babylon Bee (preview)

January 18, 2024 04:00 - 3 minutes - 4.32 MB

Today we say goodbye to one of the most "smart young man" candidates there ever was: Vivek Ramaswamy. He closed his campaign with a "two genders" joke before amassing 7.7% of the vote in Iowa, where many voters saw him as a literal terrorist, and as a send-off, the Babylon Bee uses him for a 7-11 joke. We explore the Babylon Bee comment section and find their users suddenly attuned to racism, and we hit massive paydirt in a section of the website where users can create their own Babylon ...

The Ballad of Don Lemon

January 15, 2024 04:26 - 1 hour - 111 MB

Today we return to our roots as we report on a viral Facebook post about 3D printed meat. This is truly a subject that stands on a lot of moral ground. AND: Don Lemon is moving to X, and a lot of its users are discovering how much they like the former CNN anchor's condescension to black people. PLUS: Getting desensitized to flavoring your water, watching Oldboy on a date, and insane scenester face tattoos Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episod...

The group of renegade Orthodox Jewish men desperately tried to get into their tunnel (preview)

January 11, 2024 08:00 - 5 minutes - 7.78 MB

TODAY: We sensitively and even gracefully cover the Hasidic Tunnel in Brooklyn--dug by entitled Gen Z snowflakes trying to create a safe space in the walls of their basement synagogue. We address the weirdness of the situation, the open anti-semitism it triggered, and share our own ideas of what the tunnel was for and whether it's cool. PLUS: Billionaire Bill ACKMAN gets blowback after leading the charge against former Harvard President Claudine Gay's alleged antisemitism and plagiarism,...

The leftists who made this board game are very weak w/Brace Belden

January 08, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour - 94.4 MB

Happy Jan 6th, everybody. We celebrate this special day by bringing Brace Belden of True Anon onto the show to denounce his new board game STORM THE CAPITAL. We call on liberal witnesses from the Newsweek comment section to prove that this game is unpatriotic... or worse Is this so-called "game" meant to further alienate MAGA patriots from their revolutionary struggle? I grill the TrueAnon host for answers. Also: A potential tragedy-verse of board games and slot machines, unions destro...

The Mossad: Satirical, Yet Awesome (preview)

January 04, 2024 04:34 - 6 minutes - 8.4 MB

TODAY: We review some awesome, pro-Israel musical satire with a parody(?) cover of Foo Fighter’s Learn to Fly: “Ready to Eliminate Hamas” by the Joo Fighters. What the hell is happening ALSO: We cover the K-Hive die-hards supporting Biden online by celebrating the NYPD crackdown on pro-Palestinian protests PLUS we look at their reaction to the firing of Harvard’s first female black president on behalf of anti-CRT right wingers and pro-Israel interests. Weird, wild, stuff Sign up at htt...

Calendargate

January 01, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour - 93.2 MB

WE'RE BACK! And today we break down the conservative circular firing squad known as Calendargate--who's mad, who's definitely not mad, who's demonic, and who's muslim. Is a bikini beer calendar unchristian? Are sexy ladies a slippery slope to Dylan Mulvaney? Were WWII pin-ups a source of strength our boys needed overseas... or an opiate of the masses leading sheep to the slaughter? All this and more on today's episode. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get ...

ELF-decor in CHRISTIAN HOMES? MYSTICAL, MAGICIAL, MYTHOLOGICAL imps? (preview)

December 25, 2023 04:00 - 5 minutes - 6.94 MB

Merry X-Mas! We’re celebrating by calling Civil War 2 on the Communist Supreme Court Justices in Colorado, who ruled to remove Trump from the state’s presidential ballot. We find nascent rumblings of “direct action” against major cities—talk of blocking food and supplies going from real America (suburbs) to urban centers (wastelands with zero resources) ALSO: Feeling sick this year? Respiratory illness going around? It’s probably the Elf’s Curse: a side effect of meddling with forces bey...

What have they done to my beloved senate (preview)

December 18, 2023 04:00 - 5 minutes - 7.58 MB

TODAY: First, an update on Geezer's health and appreciation for everyone's kind words. She'll hopefully be ok. THEN: Gay raw naked butt sex in the Senate?? No!!!! I keep my democracy in there!!!! ALSO: A tap-dancing rendition of The Nutcracker has the right wing saying, "See? This is why we're Nazis," and we learn about how dancers in costumes give off "out-of-touch elite" vibes ------------------------------------------- Hey Folks! It's December, also known as Peak Season for UPS dr...

Something doesn't feel right about this house explosion in Virginia. (preview)

December 11, 2023 04:00 - 7 minutes - 10.6 MB

Hey Folks! It's December, also known as Peak Season for UPS drivers. Due to Alex's busy schedule this time of year, we're going Patreon-only for the month of December.  We'll continue to put out weekly episodes for patrons and host DEATH CHAT 500 on Saturdays. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to continue getting content served to your podcast app all year long, otherwise we'll see you in 2024. ---------------------- TODAY: We dive into the story the news won't show you: ...

Oh yeah? Tell that to Earth (preview)

December 04, 2023 04:00 - 7 minutes - 9.76 MB

Hey Folks! It's December, also known as Peak Season for UPS drivers. Due to Alex's busy schedule during the holoday season, we're going Patreon-only for the month of December.  We'll continue to put out weekly episodes for patrons and host DEATH CHAT 500 on Saturdays. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to continue getting content served to your podcast app all year long, otherwise we'll see you in 2024. TODAY: the FBI tried to “whack” Derek Chauvin? and we have original repo...

Jingle Smells (preview)

November 30, 2023 04:38 - 5 minutes - 6.95 MB

Today we’re discussing Jingle Smells, a bizarre Christmas movie produced by Sean Hannity and the conservative American Center for Law and Justice (Trump lawyers). We follow Nick, a PTSD alcoholic veteran of Afghanistan who can’t compete with his handsome, rugged Police Chief father Dusty (John Schneider) When Dusty makes Nick get a job as a garbage collector, he begins stealing boxes of “cancelled” toys set for destruction by the Cancel Culture toy company CEO (Eric Roberts) Nick is ab...

The murmuring Millenial male who goes along with the soft Human Resources tier lululemon longhouse is the modern eunuch

November 27, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 121 MB

TODAY: Killer Cop Derek Chauvin gets shanked in prison. Conspiracy theorists say it’s because their pro-Chauvin documentary was too good. ALSO: the right wing in Dublin riot after a suspected migrant allegedly slashes several people, including children. We examine the effort to link the attack to asylum seekers en masse, and marvel at the American right wing’s newfound love of fiery, destructive protests. FINALLY: an unhinged screed against a “millennial” (zoomer) Tom Hanks-themed Hank...

I think the majority of people can acknowledge that black disabled Santa has gone way too far (preview)

November 23, 2023 04:40 - 5 minutes - 7.97 MB

FIRST: A protest at the DNC brings out the partisan Dems on twitter, who compare the demonstration to “actual colonizing” and quote architects of the Iraq war to support their points. THEN: Trump’s #1 enemy Michael Rappaport says even he might vote for Trump because of how expensive new cars are now. He also seems to be losing his mind to some degree LAST: Fox News airs a piece on Target’s “Black Santa in a Wheelchair” Christmas ornament and then criss-crosses the MDC Bingo board, mergin...

"Concerning, Palestinian terrorist sympathizers now control the bussing system"

November 20, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 106 MB

TODAY: we catch up with the horrors Israel is inflicting on Gaza, and talk about the strange American political realignments happening around it: Elon Musk endorses the antisemitic, white-nationalist "great replacement theory," and noted zionist Ben Shapiro comes to his defense, going as far as to proclaim the conspiracy theory to be true, but only for some groups of jews.  Also: TIK TOK TEENS TURNED ON BY TERRORISM??? We read the infamous Osama Bin Laden letter to dunk on kids these day...

WELCOME TO OHIO THE NEW AUSCHWITZ (preview)

November 16, 2023 03:16 - 9 minutes - 13.7 MB

TODAY: James L Brooks assures us that Homer will continue to strangle the boy, and society holds together for another season ALSO: Markwayne Mullen... Mullins? reads Sean O'Brien's mean tweets on the senate floor, and gets so upset he challenges the Teamsters President, My President, to a fight FINALLY: Conservatives freak out after Ohio voters amend their state constitution to include reproductive and abortion rights. We trace the current right-wing backlash to a 1996 pro-life rock mu...

The woke libtards are taking over the Simpsons

November 13, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 92.7 MB

This week we invite Labor Reporter Alex Press and UAW member Logan Ausherman on the show to dissect the stand-up strike strategy employed by the union, what's in the tentative agreements, and how it may shape the future of labor organizing. Read Alex's reporting here: https://jacobin.com/2023/10/uaw-big-three-strike-end-ta-contract ALSO: Woke moralists have told Homer he cant strangle Bart anymore. And we wonder why society is crumbling... Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult ...

Throw punches and kicks if you hate George Bush (preview)

November 12, 2023 23:49 - 10 minutes - 13.9 MB

Today we're revisiting a straightedge vegan eco-terrorist rap song from the early 2000s, Subjecting the audience to clips from the incredibly off-putting live-action 1980 Popeye musical starring Robin Williams and Shelley Duvall, Reading about DC staffer's shock and horror at their bosses' complicity of the Israeli assault on Gaza, And watching Facebook pages farm boomer engagement using AI-generated images Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month and get 2 bon...

Thanks for great Apefest logistiscs guys. Incredible event. Still, I’ve almost lost sight this night. (preview)

November 09, 2023 04:00 - 7 minutes - 10.3 MB

TODAY: We discuss the recent spate of direct actions against the US/Israeli war machine and field some criticisms of the organizing ALSO: All my Apes are blind! Visitors at this year's Bored Ape Yacht Club NFT rave, "ApeFest," report blindness and burned skin after partying under the crypto carnival's UV "blacklights." How will they enjoy their Apes now? FINALLY: The DC District Attorney files a suit against landords who allegedly fixed prices using popular landlord software (used for mi...

"Why has America become the 'protest nation' for all other nation's problems?"

November 06, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 85.8 MB

Today we're covering the anti-war protests, including a massive rally in DC and a direct action at an Oakland harbor against a military vessel headed for Israel. We also discuss Zionist's newest limp, bad-faith tactic of taking "Free Palestine" to mean "Genocide Israel" PLUS: in more lighthearted news, an LAPD cop appears to intentionally hit another cop with his cruiser. The media has trouble choosing who to exonerate, and right wing commentators struggle to (mostly) suppress their urge...

Sent to the Taco Gulag - The Postmodernist Drinking Song (preview)

November 05, 2023 15:36 - 10 minutes - 14.3 MB

This week Jordan B Peterson sends us to the Taco Gulag as we check out his new song and music video, "The Postmodernist Drinking Song," a bewildering cacophony of circus music with screeds against postmodernist philosophers, alcohol, feminists, and communist fast food restaurants Also: Elon Musk releases his new AI for blue check subscribers (at twice the price), and boy does this thing have a twisted sense of humor. Finally: Alex chat is put to a screeching halt as a Patron cancels thei...

SOUTH PARK: Joining The Panderverse (preview)

November 03, 2023 03:00 - 11 minutes - 16.3 MB

In this MEGA episode, cartoon genius Henry Gilbert of the Talking Simpsons and What A Cartoon podcasts helps us unpack South Park’s tangled screed against: Minority women in movies, Kathleen Kennedy’s stewardship of Disney (Lucasfilms), AI, Student Loans, Class Warfare, and How Nobody Knows How to Work with Their Hands Anymore ALSO: Would it be an episode of MDC if we didn’t read a few beautifully-written 10/10 imdb reviews for the Racial Multiverse epic? Sign up at http://patreon.com/...

They transmogrified what was just a statue into a symbol of fire.

October 30, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 107 MB

TODAY: Congratulations to the UAW as they force major concessions from auto manufacturers, including a historic raise from Ford and a re-opened plant in Illinois. Also: we look at Robert Card, the Maine mass shooter, as his social media tells a story of a man obsessed with theoretical trans mass shooters and other right wing conspiracies. We also look at how conservative corners of the internet are responding to the fact that the shooter’s documented violent ideation did not prevent him ...

How beau-tee-ful! Oh Jesus! Yes! (preview)

October 29, 2023 19:58 - 6 minutes - 9.3 MB

We got the full pack of Disney-Villains-horrified-by-Hamas'-evil rendered by AI for Israeli propaganda. Ursula, Scar, Thanos--the whole gang's here and openly weeping. PLUS: a teacher giving her student "birthday spankings" goes viral on tik tok and Tony and Alex detail their histories with Birthday Spankings and whether the practice should be illegal ALSO: Facebook users capture REAL ANGELS during live stream in a post with 23k shares and nearly 2m views, and Tony shares an angel story ...

Why do we let Luddites run San Francisco, where the future is built (preview)

October 26, 2023 03:34 - 6 minutes - 9.35 MB

TODAY: Tony abandons veganism as a group of javelinas destroy a beautiful and not-at-all hubristic golf course in Arizona And an auto zone employee gaslights Tony about how to spell brakes ALSO: another one of Trump’s lawyers flips on him and his fans wonder “What is happening?” FINALLY: the California DMV revokes operating permissions from autonomous taxi fleet Cruise after the company allegedly withheld crash reports. We cover the San Fran-sickos lamenting the loss of the “innovati...

My Octopus Terrorist

October 23, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 92.6 MB

First, we thank Shaun King for freeing the Hamas hostages but worry about what his tireless pursuit of justice is doing to his mental health THEN: they’re calling it the best propaganda ever—Israel and the IDF condemn Greta Thunberg as a terrorist for having her stuffed octopus plushie beside her in a photograph Finally, an Ohio restaurant is forced to close its doors after it displayed an anti-abortion sign out front and half the staff walked out. Music: Boys II Men - Motownphilly ...

I’ve Proven Man Doesn’t Need Vegetables To Survive (preview)

October 22, 2023 19:55 - 4 minutes - 6.18 MB

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (10/21/23) We chat about... industrial horror? Disaster horror? films like Prince of Darkness and Alien where crews team up to solve the horror movie And The Daily Wire tries to rip off hit Australian cartoon Bluey, and Queensland's Premier has words for him Also, a woman begins wearing terrible wigs to work after her employer bans her pink hair, and Al Michaels has never eaten a vegetable Music: Dream Unending - So Many Chances Sign up at http://patreo...

ALICIA KEYS can post THIS and it gets ignored?? HELL NO. @accesshollywood @etnow @people (preview)

October 19, 2023 03:00 - 6 minutes - 9.31 MB

TODAY: We cover some of the myriad ways the west is speed-running 9/11 amid Israel's war on Gaza--including boisterous talk from the president about how easy it would be for us to manage two simultaneous wars The nation is also gripped by Paraglider Panic, as men, women, and Donald Trump Jr. divulge their fears of being attacked from the skies. Megyn Kelly goes on the offensive and rightfully shames Alicia Keys for expressing an interest in paragliding while wearing a green (Hamas) jacket ...

Take the chained protesters and attach them to the concrete and chain them to it with chains that can't be broken

October 16, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 121 MB

TODAY: We look at a successful (!) protest to shut down a recruitment office for a weapons manufacturing firm that makes 80% of the drones for Israeli's effort against Gaza and who advertises "field tested" weapons (field tested against Palestinians, that is). We look at the right's responses to the successful action to better underastand those who would take the side of war profiteers and firms that help governments supress their populations. Also: DeSantis finally takes off the gloves ...

Why is he naked? Who wants to see a naked dude? Not me at all. (preview)

October 12, 2023 05:27 - 2 minutes - 3.34 MB

This week we finally throw off our shackles, stand up straight, and flick off that goddamn jackass who's always on our TV Also: Israel begins its punishing assault on Gaza, killing hundreds, including hundreds of children. We address the 9/11 style bloodthirsty fervor gripping the US and respond to pro-Israel arguments in the media. Finally: There's another Biden penis in town and we all have to see it for some reason. Support the show for only $5/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcu...

"I am here to kill the Queen."

October 09, 2023 03:00 - 58 minutes - 81 MB

TODAY:  Militants break free from Gaza and into Israel, gunning down military members and civilians alike. We discuss this in the context of the ongoing occupation and imprisonment of the Palestinian people, and why such a people may not be concerned with military codes of conduct Also: The Young Guns have finally fallen as Kevin McCarthy is embarrassingly ousted from his role as Speaker of the House by Matt Gaetz, 6 other republicans, and the Democrats. We discuss the disparate reactions ...

Once they reach they age where they can "decide" if they want the circumcision, they have been brainwashed by the woke (preview)

October 05, 2023 03:15 - 6 minutes - 9.44 MB

TODAY: Alex has a weird work story, and Tony has a Cool BMW Guy Story.   Also: we ask Jay-Z for some money and he lectures us about socialism   and Finally: Pink throws an audience member out for protesting circumcision, and we learn just how deep the rabbit hole goes...   Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get this episode and hundreds more

WGA WINS STRIKE! Interview w/WGA Strike Captain Olga Lexell

October 02, 2023 03:00 - 38 minutes - 53.5 MB

TODAY: Alexander interviews WGA member and strike captain Olga Lexell about the union's successful 5-month long strike: what worked and why She shares examples of how class consciousness can arise during strike actions like this, and how previous organizing within the BLM movement may have helped foster our current strike wave. Support the show and get two bonus episodes a week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Get proficient with it, Sir. Your life may depend on it. (preview)

September 28, 2023 03:00 - 5 minutes - 7.31 MB

TODAY: we cook up a new American vigilante to wipe these filthy streets clean; then, we peer into the Jordan B Peterson Classically Liberal Discussion Facebook Group for some Discussion and Ideas and do not come back disappointed. Also: Putin makes the Canadian Parliament give a standing ovation to a 98 year old Nazi, and we examine both the apologia and apology of the aftermath. Finally: Trump woke up this morning and got himself a gun. Well, he didnt. But you can f*cking imagine what i...

DONT EAT THE BURGERS!!!

September 25, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 106 MB

We're officially back from vacation and I swear we'll stop talking about it soon, but we had a lot of fun thanks to you guys and we're excited to do it again soon. Our two main stories today both concern food and the uniquely American derangement surrounding it: First, we have a white asshole destroying an alleged immigrant's fruit stand on camera, and we look at the members of the right wing openly supporting this kind of direct action. Second, a free/cheap cheeseburger day triggers a...

So you want to take the based out of based dirt? (preview)

September 21, 2023 03:00 - 4 minutes - 6.62 MB

TODAY: We’re back, baby. It’s a short episode, but boy is it sweet We finally get Justice for Boebert as we find out her “theater date” was more likely a setup concocted by a secret Democrat agent. Is there nothing these people won’t do? Also: accusations of serious sex crimes drop against Russell Brand, and the right wing collectively decides he seems too upstanding for any of that Last but not least: The Ballad of Based Dirt hits a dissonant chord, as a moderator tries to meme the gr...

Sorry, did you want to get immersed in our world? Well, guess what. FUCKING PRONOUNS!!! (UNLOCKED)

September 18, 2023 02:34 - 51 minutes - 70.9 MB

We're still on vacation so we're unlocking a fun Patreon ep from last week. Check out the new shirt and poster here: http://miniondeathcult.com ALSO: MORE GENDER. A Mexican gender reveal party leaves a pilot dead, and conservative readers settle on blaming millennials and teachers(?)  We cap the episode off with some good news in the form of opinion polling showing that a sizeable majority of US adults don't think teachers are groomers or should spend classes fighting woke ideology. Si...

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