Minion Death Cult
616 episodes - English - Latest episode: 25 days ago - ★★★★★ - 596 ratingsEvery Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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#632: Why Fathers Are Needed!!! (preview)
June 27, 2024 13:40 - 4 minutes - 6.57 MBTODAY: We finally reveal the official Minion Death Cult stance on circumcision …find out what the world’s most miserable men are posting on Father’s Day …while Alex argues? with a coworker about Juneteenth …and a Seattle police chief goes gay in response to sexual harassment claims made by female employees.
#631 “You choose the bear? I choose Hawk Tuah.”
June 25, 2024 17:12 - 1 hour - 102 MBTODAY: Teamsters President Sean O’Brien “accepts an invitation” from Trump to speak at the RNC. Alexander gives his Teamsters Take on the situation and liberals try to scold organized labor online. ALSO: Hawk Tuah girl goes viral in some incredibly bewildering right wing memes and one very funny conservative goth meme PLUS: Tony shares a work story about a cool guy who hits three cares with his mustang and Alexander alludes to a mysterious illness that may come into play later. ...
#630 My own sister claimed that she "doesn't want to be dependent on men" all the while living in a room provided by the 'Young Mens Christian Association’ (preview)
June 20, 2024 16:09 - 4 minutes - 5.86 MBTODAY: we visit one of the weirdest corners of the internet: Manosphere guys complaining about Olivia Wilde’s daughter saying she doesn’t need a boyfriend. PLUS: A school district pays a $100,000 settlement to the family of a student who was “traumatized" by a documentary on hip hop, because his father is a cop. Gen X puts the little punk in his place by recounting twisted music videos they didn’t get triggered by. FINALLY: Hardcore bands successfully boycott a festival who drop their ...
#629 So the View wants dead women. Got it.
June 17, 2024 16:13 - 1 hour - 102 MBTODAY: Baristas bash back as a local seattle coffee shop owner/employee defends herself against a threatening customer with a hammer to the windshield. PLUS: the Supreme Court allows abortion pill status quo to remain in effect, allowing women nationwide continued access to abortion-inducing medicine via websites like http://plancpills.org (http://plancpills.org) FINALLY: Gen Z is bringing WHO??? to their job interviews? According to WHO??? We go through viral employer-propaganda and he...
#628 The Myth of Italian Integration w/Rax King (preview)
June 13, 2024 05:47 - 4 minutes - 6.06 MBTODAY: Author and friend Rax King (https://www.raxkingisdead.com/) joins us to discuss “progressive zionists” ongoing rationalization of Israel’s attacks on Palestine and Zionism in general. ALSO: We stand united across racial lines to denounce the anti-italian slander put forward by some despicable elements of the right wing FINALLY: Speaking of Anti-Italian racism, we explore the frothing conservative backlash against Robert DeNiro aka Slobbert Big Zero Follow us on twitch at twitc...
#627 Redirect his plane to The Hague instead of the US.
June 10, 2024 16:19 - 1 hour - 105 MBTODAY: We’re talking about a brutal shooting that happened in our neighborhood, where an “off-duty security guard” shot a 17 year-old who was returning an airsoft gun to a sporting goods store. We discuss how news media’s and the judicial system’s permissive relationship with police violence and vigilante violence has essentially deputized every gun owner in America to act insane. PLUS: We use our liberal backgrounds to explore Democrats’ relationship with its increasingly illiberal lead...
UNLOCKED: Super-spreader Supergroup
June 06, 2024 23:33 - 1 hour - 91.9 MBThis episode was originally released March 22, 2023 for patrons. Support the show and get two bonus episodes a week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week we grapple with one of Tony's problematic faves: Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders and her love of child labor Also: Kaepernick is back in the news after sharing a piece of his new autobiography detailing a racially insensitive comment made to him by his adopted white mother. We talk about the relationship betwee...
#626 My heterosexual dogs are clearly not welcomed here.(preview)
June 05, 2024 14:16 - 5 minutes - 7.83 MBTODAY: It’s pride month and we’re shaming the hetero dogs in Petsmart. We’re also somehow still talking about Gerbils. PLUS: We follow a Facebook guy’s righteous comment-section screed back to his profile and glory in its delights. You aren’t ready for A SOLILOQUY ON FEET Please rate and review Minion Death Cult in Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week
#625 Biden smiles sickly at my conviction
June 03, 2024 14:16 - 1 hour - 86.7 MBTODAY we go over the bombshell news of Trump’s conviction and share some of our favorite responses. From Facebook, to twitter, to Trump himself, the derangement reaches a fever pitch as pundits call for civil war, voters convince themselves that the felony convictions will help Trump, and liberals talk about how gangsta New York is for prosecuting the former president. And to top it all off… Biden thinks this is FUNNY Sinnerman-Nina SImone Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcul...
#624 White Chicks (preview)
May 31, 2024 13:38 - 3 minutes - 5.38 MBTwo FBI agent brothers, Marcus (Marlon Wayans) and Kevin Copeland (Shawn Wayans), accidentally foil a drug bust. As punishment, they are forced to escort a pair of socialites (Anne Dudek, Rochelle Aytes) to the Hamptons, where they're going to be used as bait for a kidnapper. But when the girls realize the FBI's plan, they refuse to go. Left without options, Marcus and Kevin decide to pose as the sisters, transforming themselves from African-American men into a pair of blonde, white women ...
#623 This post is for illustrative purposes and did not actually occur
May 27, 2024 00:53 - 1 hour - 111 MBTODAY: We cover the Biden Administration’s flailing response to the ICC issuing arrest warrants for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu And we explore the unhinged Israeli/Zionist backlash against Norway, Ireland, and Spain for recognizing Palestinian statehood. We also have immediately withdrawn all MDC embassy workers from these countries. FINALLY: The WOKE pope names a new saint and he’s… a what??? (Millennial) Do you pray to him by crossing yourself with the Konami code or wh...
#622 No, my tears taste like intelligence. Something you are missing. (preview)
May 22, 2024 17:03 - 4 minutes - 5.69 MBTODAY: Mark Wahlberg and Clint Eastwood decide to form their own NON-WOKE Hollywood… according to viral misinformation campaigns on Facebook. A local news channel covers this trend of putting “satirical” red meat in front of right-wing audiences to get clicks, and conservatives attack the news outlet for shaming “free-thinkers.” PLUS: NFL kicker Harrison Butler gives an Andrew Tate-style commencement speech about how society is making men gay and how most of the graduating women are “pr...
#621 He was murdered but it was NOT about race
May 20, 2024 00:48 - 1 hour - 122 MBTODAY we’re talking about the killing of Robert Fortson, a Black US Airman, inside his own home while armed with a legal handgun. We watch the right’s unified front against BLM splinter as body cam footage shows Mr. Fortson pointing the gun down when he is shot. ALSO: Two Biden staffers resign amid his support for Israel’s war on Gaza, and we go to the Washington Post comment section to see what the world’s smuggest liberals have to say about it. FINALLY: It’s the incredible story of a Z...
#620 The Sixpence None The Richer you grew up with no longer exists.(preview)
May 17, 2024 15:29 - 6 minutes - 9.46 MBTODAY: Alex encounters two separate MDC style coworkers in his UPS facebook groups using dead coworkers to promote their awful, reactionary politics. Let’s see how this one plays out PLUS: Terrace K Williams has $25k stolen from him (?) but won’t stoop to naming the guy who did it (??). We investigate. FINALLY: We look at the objects of two bizarre instances of nostalgic fascism: Sixpence None The Richer’s “Kiss Me,” and Alien Ant Farm’s cover of “Smooth Criminal.” Strong Men (Dawson) ...
#619 Lord Baden-Powell is puking in his grave.
May 13, 2024 01:16 - 1 hour - 97.7 MBTODAY: We catch up with Kristi Noem and her curious attempt to dog-kill her way into Trump’s VP slot. We look at the bizarre new biography in which she brags about killing a hunting-dog-in-training and falsely claims to have stared down Kim Jung Un. Then we look at the people who still want her as VP. ALSO: The woke are SILENCING boys by changing the name of Boy Scouts of America to “Scouting America.” PRAGER U NEEDS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS TO PROTECT BOYS. We look at the reaction to the (...
#618 MackleLESS (preview)
May 09, 2024 21:53 - 8 minutes - 11.8 MBToday we find out what it’s like to be Tom MacDonald as lesser (zionist) rappers try to come for the crown. We listen to the new Macklemore track, celebrate how direct and effective it is with its radical messaging but lament the fact that more mainstream artists aren’t doing this. The backlash to Macklemore’s pro-palestine, anti-zionist, anti-police, and pro-student protestors song “Hind’s Hall” takes us everywhere, from boomer Facebook to liberal Huffington Post, to zionist novelty rap...
#617 Yes Use your Race on Leftists OK
May 05, 2024 19:14 - 1 hour - 113 MBToday we’re covering the pro-Palestine campus protests again, asking hard-hitting questions like “How would you feel if the protestors supported bad things instead?” We’re also shaming the cowardly universities who agreed to negotiate with student protestors, while the most charismatic Israelis available demand the US defund these public schools as a show of solidarity with the ethnostate. We also report on “a black man who was assaulted because the protestors thought he was jewish.” We ...
#616 Campus Capers (preview)
May 02, 2024 06:04 - 8 minutes - 11.3 MBToday University California Irvine Professor Kevan Aguilar joins the show to discuss Gaza solidarity encampments on his campus and others across the country. We discuss the violence leveled against these students and faculty members by police, deputized frat boys, and the universities themselves. Alexander describes his visit to the University of Washington encampment and we look at the historical solidarity between Palestinians and the black radical community in America. follow and ...
#615 You people are in a humiliation ritual and don’t even care
April 29, 2024 15:11 - 1 hour - 114 MBToday we discuss the Fallout around the Fallout TV show with returning guests Audrey and Donovan from Radio Free Tote Bag. We relay the messages hidden in the show as deciphered by the right wing, and try to determine if POC actors in PMC roles is woke or not ALSO: we uncover the sick government plot to make sure your bedroom has a window you can escape through in a fire. Will the elites ever stop trying to force their bourgeois tastes on us? Listen to Radio Free Tote Bag: https://r...
#613 The Beatles never would’ve done “punk” because they’re like “well, we know more than 3 chords”
April 22, 2024 06:30 - 1 hour - 116 MBTODAY: AP Andy (https://twitter.com/baseprole (https://twitter.com/baseprole)) helps us investigate just what the heck is going on in conservative guys’s heads when they talk about music, first by reviewing shocking basement footage of Bill Maher in a Hawaiian shirt condemning punk music (except for Green Day) And then we catch up with the Daily Wire and their condemnation of both Metal and all Rock n Roll music made after 1958 Does “percussive” music arouse the baser instincts to an irr...
#612 Truth is. As you can see. Tupac was gay. (preview)
April 18, 2024 06:48 - 6 minutes - 8.58 MBThe Civil War reviews are in! While the newsmedia argues about whether the left or the right liked the movie more, Daily Mail readers are airing their own grievances, namely that the Civil War is unfortunately not real and they don’t get to stack libs like firewood. Plus, a new sensation is sweeping the nation: Gay Tupac. Did Tupac reverse Buck-Break the black community into doing gang violence by posing as a Thug? We explore the issue. Also: Tony’s grandma’s vendetta against Carl’s Jr....
#611 It’s Civil War (2024) Time
April 15, 2024 02:26 - 1 hour - 142 MBTODAY: We review Alex Garland’s Civil War (good) and explain why the haters were wrong (bad) We begin the episode with a trailer round-up of all the slop that’s fit to slurp: Bad Boys …4? Joey Pants is in Trouble! A British Inglorious Basterds? Sexy Twin Twisters?? Movies are BACK Then we explore the A24 pump-fake from Garland whose Civil War uses modern memes to make a movie about violence, power, wartime photography, extreme trauma, ladies rocking, etc. When it’s our turn, will you s...
#610 Marge Forms A Union w/Talking Simpsons (preview)
April 12, 2024 01:24 - 2 minutes - 3.51 MBTODAY: We discuss the recent Simpsons episode, “Night of the Living Wage,” in which the class warfare is laid on thick and a billionaire gets crushed by a non-union bulldozer operator. The show hits on numerous miserable realities for modern workers as Marge is forced to get a job at a ghost kitchen, enduring myriad dystopian Silicon-Valley abuses and finally joining with her coworkers to form a union. Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult Sign up ...
#609 It's starting to sound like the movie 2012, doesn't it?
April 08, 2024 03:00 - 1 hour - 97.6 MBStrap in folks, it’s a Total Eclipse of the Thought as we dive into our favorite astronomical conspiracy theories surrounding today’s so-called “Solar Eclipse”: Why is NASA doing cool stuff and why does it sound like they’re writing a nasty doom metal album? Please ask God to stop screaming numbers into my ear I’m right here The real conspiracy is that there’s no conspiracy but they are going to steal your stuff when you look at the eclipse. Did you know that the Eclipse’s path of to...
#608 Based Baby Factory w/Ani
April 04, 2024 02:38 - 1 hour - 104 MBTODAY: We dive into Gen Z conservative’s attack on birth control and how they’re using the very real side effects of hormonal birth control to push an anti-contraception political project. We look at the young right-wing women spearheading this push as they navigate (with frustration) the unfortunate optics of their party’s larger war on reproductive health. Finally, we visit Evie Magazine, the right wing young women’s magazine serving as a Birth Control Injury blotter and inform...
#607 White Man’s Burden (1995) w/Aaron Thorpe (preview)
April 01, 2024 04:57 - 6 minutes - 9.26 MB“In an alternate universe, successful African-Americans live in gated communities, while impoverished Caucasians populate crime-ridden inner-city ghettos. When African-American mogul Thaddeus Thomas (Harry Belafonte) wrongly accuses Caucasian Louis Pinnock (John Travolta) of being a Peeping Tom, Pinnock loses his job and watches as his family falls apart. In a desperate attempt to repair his life, Pinnock takes Thomas hostage and demands reinstatement at the factory where he once worked.” ...
#606 Watch the Replies…
March 25, 2024 04:34 - 1 hour - 112 MBToday we take a hard look at the worst words in the conservative lexicon: Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. Is the conservative backlash to milquetoast corporate guidelines key to understanding modern right wing ideology? We discuss DEI as the right’s current scapegoat for the failures of capitalism and observe their ineptness at obscuring the racism at the center of it. Riding the anti-DEI wave we wash up on the right-wing “conditional hypotheticals” meme which holds that Elon Musk di...
#605 Property Ownership is at the core of our ethnicity (preview)
March 21, 2024 09:17 - 6 minutes - 8.95 MBTODAY: Minority landlords are WAKING UP to Communist NY Democrats’ fair housing initiatives, and we applaud their noble fight to kick you out of your home without giving reason. ALSO: The Seattle City Council takes a look at its addiction, homelessness, and housing affordability issues and… proposes giving cops free housing. How do we expect them to do their jobs well if they don’t have a safe, stable $1.5m home? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bo...
#604 Lil' Landlord
March 18, 2024 03:00 - 1 hour - 94.3 MBTODAY: Trader Joe’s widens its attack on organizing workers to include the NLRB itself, arguing in tandem with Amazon and SpaceX that the employee-protection agency is unconstitutional. We discuss how this anti-worker move flies in the face of their ostensibly liberal brand and grapple with some of the most unhinged anti-union ideas we’ve ever seen in the Fox Business comment section. ALSO: Meet the world’s youngest landlord, an 8 year old girl who says positively-geared rental propertie...
#603 Who do they think defends the nation? Their music certainly doesn't. (preview)
March 14, 2024 05:41 - 5 minutes - 7.45 MBTODAY: Kate Middleton is dead. Long live Kate Middleton. ALSO: Proud Worker Ben Shapiro explains why the retirement age is “insane” and how everyone should work until they die. We go through his bizarre arguments against social security payments and imagine what adding millions of senior citizens to the labor pool will do for wages, let alone quality of life FINALLY: SXSW hears and sees your criticisms of the US Military but will continue working with them to raise the n...
#602 Given the chance I would take both his hands and put the middle fingers in his butt
March 11, 2024 02:00 - 1 hour - 117 MBTODAY: We cover Biden’s excruciating State of the Union speech—including his shout-out to a victim “killed by an illegal.” We go through the myriad conservative reactions to the geriatric stateman’s address: “He’s scary!” “He’s trying to cure cancer because his dad was a pathetic car salesman” “He threatened supreme court justices!” (If only) ALSO: the right sees Democrats move to their position on immigration so they get even more racist as a response, represe...
Death Chat 500 3/9/2024 Zionist Guide to Defending Genocide
March 10, 2024 21:41 - 5 minutes - 7.25 MBIn this weeks episode of Death Chat 500 we dive into the world of pro skater Tim Pool. We also watch Elissa Steamers new part as a palate cleanser before exploring the Zionist guide to defending genocide in the comment sections. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult
Last Responders "Love is in the Air" (preview)
March 07, 2024 00:35 - 5 minutes - 7.76 MBLast Responders is back!!! Ani joins me to go over 9-1-1 Season 6 ep. 17 "Love is in the Air' A base jumping proposal gone wrong but not how you would think kiicks off a series of events that is giving Chimney mixed signals while Eddie tries to find love at the driving range and hiking. Lucinda Williams- Passionate Kisses
#601 Harry Potter ACTUAL Christian Memes
March 04, 2024 04:07 - 1 hour - 127 MBToday we look at the dubious reporting behind the NYT’s Oct 7th sexual assault piece published last December. An investigation by the Intercept reveals a latticework of fabricated, unsubstantiated, and debunked claims of “systemic” sexual assault made by Israeli figures with no forensic or sexual assault training. We’re going off vibes here. ALSO: we wipe the taste of hasbara from our palates with an incredibly niche Facebook group of ex-Harry Potter fans using their former wickedness f...
#600 Failed Sons Under the Stairs (preview)
February 29, 2024 06:51 - 3 minutes - 5.45 MBToday we revisit the 1991 Wes Craven horror classic: The People Under The Stairs. Filled with startlingly frank class and race politics, the film follows a young poor black boy threatened with eviction who burglarizes his landlords—only to find them imprisoning their failed offspring in the basement. Has any other horror movie featured a tenants’ union? Was this the inspiration for Home Alone or Nothing But Trouble? What will the comments have to say about such a politically charged film...
#599 our Great Republican Party will always be with you, in your quest,for the ULTIMATE JOY IN LIFE!
February 26, 2024 03:54 - 1 hour - 104 MBTODAY: Trump debuts a really cool pair of sneakers that definitely aren’t embarrassing AND: Truth Social is set to merge with an investment company that seems to exist just to give Trump money PLUS: It’s Triple Trump as the former President Truths against the Alabama Supreme Court’s anti-IVF ruling. Conservatives suddenly forget that life begins at conception in order to not sound totally crazy, while fascist and religious die-hards celebrate the state’s ruling against reproductive right...
#598 Deadbeat Breakdancing Bitcoin Dad & Coworker Memes (preview)
February 22, 2024 05:41 - 5 minutes - 6.88 MBTODAY: We visit X, the website for dads clapping-back at their daughter’s tik toks to watch a bitcoin breakdancer explain why he abandoned his family to be the oldest competitive funky white guy in the country AND we dive into COWORKER CORE—that special blend of memes and music posted by the work acquaintance you made the mistake of friending on Facebook. We look at the rightwing memes posted by one of Alex’s coworkers and discover a completely fake but trending story about Biden grantin...
#597 Prison labor modern day slavery
February 19, 2024 02:19 - 1 hour - 97.9 MBToday: Proson labor is not only being used throughout the country and looks mnore like slavery than you might think. also is Star Ship Troopers fascist? Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm Buffalo Nichols- Living in Hell Minus the Bear- We are Not a Football Team Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/min...
#596 Sons of Killmonger & Disciple of Dark Brandon (preview)
February 15, 2024 05:45 - 3 minutes - 5.31 MBTODAY: Democrats seethe as Jon Stewart returns to The Daily Show to give them a dose of reality: Joe Biden is the oldest person to seek election in US history, and his leadership doesn’t bode well for the future of the country. Biden fanboys respond by accusing the comedian of fascism. ALSO: The Christian Right tries to make a case for Christianity’s inclusiveness, using a Super Bowl ad comprised of AI images of political odd couples washing each other’s feet. Their base responds by sa...
#595 Return to Cop Facebook
February 12, 2024 03:49 - 1 hour - 125 MBTODAY: We return to cop Facebook for a highlight reel of insane cop memes ALSO: Tony finds out his new sport golf isn’t as alpha as we all thought PLUS: a geriatric gang of Guardian Angels assault and citizens-arrest a man they falsely claim is a “migrant”—live on Hannity. This leads us to a clip of Dr. Phil telling the Fox News host that Chinese Terrorists may be coming through the southern border. What a time to be alive. Chanel Tres- Walked in the Room The Get Up Kids- Burned B...
#594 They Pissed On Flashes Corpse… (preview)
February 08, 2024 04:33 - 4 minutes - 6.26 MBTODAY: Democrats own Republicans by trying to pass the harshest immigration bill in decades… in order to give Biden a win? We look at specifics from the bill and examine the rightward-shift of Biden die-hards via the Huffington Post comment section ALSO: Woke game programmers LITERALLY TAKE A PISS on real gamers’ heroes, as the new Suicide Squad video game “Kill the the Justice League” thinks it can do just that without millions of gamers rising up. FINALLY: The Animaniacs...
#593 Taylor Swift is an op. It’s all fake. You’re being played.
February 05, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour - 99.1 MBBuy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week TODAY: We cover the newest extremely lazy and therefore far-reaching right wing conspiracy theory: Taylor Swift is uh Fake and she’s having sex with a star football player to make you mad. We talk about the numerous w...
Death Chat 500 Black White ep. 4.3 (preview)
February 04, 2024 21:28 - 4 minutes - 5.62 MBToday on Death Chat 500 we finish episode 4 of Black white. Nick revokes everyones N-cards when he attends etiquette dinner while Black. Bruno insist on sharing his music video for "mid-life rapper" where he is very critical of rappers Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week
CRASH (2004) preview
February 01, 2024 09:57 - 1 minute - 1.4 MB"Los Angeles citizens with vastly separate lives collide in interweaving stories of race, loss and redemption."- IMDB We review Paul Haggis 2004 passion project and winner of 3 Oscar awards Crash. Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcul...
[UNLOCKED] #HillaryBarbie
January 29, 2024 04:29 - 59 minutes - 82.2 MBAlex's partner is recovering from surgery so we're taking a couple sick days. Enjoy last week's premium episode for free, and sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for hundreds more episodes and livestreams TODAY: Liberals mourn the loss of a Best Actress nomination for Margot Robbie’s performance in Barbie, but the Queen regent herself, Hillary Clinton shows up to salve the young women’s wounds ALSO: We discover the shocking truth about a beloved comedian. There’s something “fun...
#HillaryBarbie (preview)
January 25, 2024 06:35 - 2 minutes - 3.34 MBTODAY: Liberals mourn the loss of a Best Actress nomination for Margot Robbie’s performance in Barbie, but the Queen regent herself, Hillary Clinton shows up to salve the young women’s wounds ALSO: We discover the shocking truth about a beloved comedian. There’s something “funny” about him, alright. Uh, he eats children. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus e...
I don't need to make threats. I have God on my side.
January 22, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour - 85.7 MBToday Ani joins the show to tell us about a zionist throwing trash on her pro-Palestine truck and then shouting about it inside her bookstore. Was this a tactical IDF strike? Divine retribution? Plus: we cover the recent Florida Library Insanity, as thousands of books have been removed from school shelves, including several dictionaries, the Guinness Book of World Records, and even a couple Bill O'Reilly joints. We follow many of the banned titles back to the complaints of one woman, a...
It just seems well below a higher threshold for sarcasm I expect from the Babylon Bee (preview)
January 18, 2024 04:00 - 3 minutes - 4.32 MBToday we say goodbye to one of the most "smart young man" candidates there ever was: Vivek Ramaswamy. He closed his campaign with a "two genders" joke before amassing 7.7% of the vote in Iowa, where many voters saw him as a literal terrorist, and as a send-off, the Babylon Bee uses him for a 7-11 joke. We explore the Babylon Bee comment section and find their users suddenly attuned to racism, and we hit massive paydirt in a section of the website where users can create their own Babylon ...
The Ballad of Don Lemon
January 15, 2024 04:26 - 1 hour - 111 MBToday we return to our roots as we report on a viral Facebook post about 3D printed meat. This is truly a subject that stands on a lot of moral ground. AND: Don Lemon is moving to X, and a lot of its users are discovering how much they like the former CNN anchor's condescension to black people. PLUS: Getting desensitized to flavoring your water, watching Oldboy on a date, and insane scenester face tattoos Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episod...
The group of renegade Orthodox Jewish men desperately tried to get into their tunnel (preview)
January 11, 2024 08:00 - 5 minutes - 7.78 MBTODAY: We sensitively and even gracefully cover the Hasidic Tunnel in Brooklyn--dug by entitled Gen Z snowflakes trying to create a safe space in the walls of their basement synagogue. We address the weirdness of the situation, the open anti-semitism it triggered, and share our own ideas of what the tunnel was for and whether it's cool. PLUS: Billionaire Bill ACKMAN gets blowback after leading the charge against former Harvard President Claudine Gay's alleged antisemitism and plagiarism,...