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Metaphorical Walrus Productions

78 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 7 ratings

We're Metaphorical Walrus Productions, and we make the Actual Play podcasts Westerns & Wagons, Monsters & Mysteries, and Skybound Card games!
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Episodes

Call of Cthulhu 010 - Endagerment

September 16, 2021 17:00 - 31 minutes - 42.9 MB

The investigators descend into the basement to continue their  investigations.  One of the investigators uncovers something horrifying. Can they survive the startling discovery? Listen to find out...

Call of Cthulhu 009 - Recovery

July 07, 2021 17:00 - 29 minutes - 40.4 MB

The investigators recover the Doctors Northcott and get them back on their feet.  Once discussion of the method of recovery is had, the investigators head back into the house to descend into the basement.

Call of Cthulhu 008 - Defenestration

June 24, 2021 17:35 - 30 minutes - 42.5 MB

The investigators walk into a trap! The investigators share a moment of terror and attempt to recover from the incident.

Call of Cthulhu 007 - Investigation

June 09, 2021 17:00 - 30 minutes - 42.3 MB

This episode sees the investigators beginning their exploration of the  Corbitt House.  Strange noises, strange puddles, and strange feelings  fill the house.  Rockwell pilfers some valuables.

Call of Cthluhu 006 - Arrival

June 02, 2021 17:00 - 31 minutes - 42.7 MB

The Investigators finish exploring the burned out church.  After an unsettling experience, they travel to the Corbitt Manor to begin uncovering the dark mysteries of the cursed house.

Call of Cthulhu 005 - Discovery

October 30, 2020 17:00 - 31 minutes - 42.7 MB

The intrepid investigators explore the Chapel of Contemplation, hoping to find some clues about the Corbitt House.  As they do so, however, they have a brush with danger.

Call of Cthulhu 004 - Decision

August 19, 2020 17:00 - 30 minutes - 41.3 MB

The investigators are gathered outside of the Corbitt House, close to dusk.  But they realize they still feel short on information.  At this point, they have a decision to make: should they venture into the house to explore and gain information, or do they try and collect more intel from other sources? Listen as they discuss and decide their plans. All music used in this episode is from Dark Fantasy's Haunted Album unless noted otherwise "Bump in the Night" Kevin MacLeod Link: https://inc...

Call of Cthulu 003 - Dissemination

August 06, 2020 17:00 - 31 minutes - 42.6 MB

Sister Dorathea attempts to gather information from the newspaper office, and tries a risky ploy.  Meanwhile, the Doctors Northcott and Quincy discuss their findings and visit the house.  They are joined shortly by "Doctor" Sam Rockwell and Sister Dorathea and reveal what they each found. Music used in this episode: "Bump in the Night" Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3465-bump-in-the-night License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Powerhouse by Raymo...

Call of Cthulhu 002 - Investigations

June 17, 2020 17:00 - 34 minutes - 31.3 MB

The Doctors Northcott and Quincey head to the Central Library to dig up info on the mysterious Corbitt House.  Meanwhile, the "Doctor" Rockwell has an encounter at the Hall of Records and must muster up some experience in his past to get what he needs.  Finally, Sister Dorothea visits the Boston Globe to see if she can get a lead. "Bump in the Night" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Call of Cthulhu 001 - Meet the Investigators

June 03, 2020 17:00 - 32 minutes - 29.4 MB

In this first episode of our Call of Cthulhu one shot, we introduce the Doctors Northcott, the good Doctor Quincey, the "Doctor" Rockwell, and Sister Dorathea.  We're also introduced to their employer, who urges them to investigate the house he owns to prove that there are no unsettling spirits or hauntings so that he can put it back onto the market. "Bump in the Night", "Ambient" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Monsters & Mysteries 031 - Horror Movie Date Night Finale

March 25, 2020 23:49 - 25 minutes - 35.7 MB

Theo drops the kids off at their houses, one by one.  Spencer makes a deal with his sister.  Rainey is confronted by her parents.  Lukas adds to his collection.  Theo walks home. The finale of Monsters and Mysteries!  While it was never intended to be the end of the season, this episode nicely wraps up the Horror Movie Date Night story and puts a nice ending to Season One of M&M.  But don't fret! The kids will return to finish out the summer. "Pickup_Ford_62_Start_Idle.wav" by rambler52 of...

Monsters & Mysteries 030 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 16

March 09, 2020 17:00 - 31 minutes - 42.6 MB

The kids escape from the empty lot, mostly unscathed.  But what lies in store for them as they drive off into the sunset?  Wait... Can any of the kids drive?  Who is driving? In this episode, we also discuss a few of the extra rules of the Tales From the Loop system! Find out what happens in this penultimate episode of Monsters & Mysteries! "Pickup_Ford_62_Start_Idle.wav" by rambler52 of freesound.org "turnsignal.mp3" by morganj of freesound.org "windshieldwipers_no_rain.wav" by morganj ...

Monsters & Mysteries 029 - Horror Movie Date Night pt15

March 02, 2020 18:00 - 25 minutes - 35.3 MB

The kids have a final showdown with Allister DeMille and discover a terrifying consequence of their actions. Has their habit of attacking adults with no almost no provocation finally caught up with them? How will the kids escape this nightmare house? Find out in this episode of Monsters & Mysteries! "camera_snap1" by thecheeseman of freesound.org "Popping Popcorn" by BiancaBothaPure of freesound.org "Augmentations" by Kai Engel "Ghosts of Matera", "Lost Yrself" by Ryan Andersen "Vanishi...

Monsters & Mysteries 028 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 14

February 24, 2020 18:00 - 30 minutes - 41.8 MB

The kids face off against the terrifying Al Short, who has finally revealed himself to be the madman behind the haunting films and the kid's tailored torture. They quickly discover he is the strongest and most competent foe they've faced so far. Will they prevail? Found out in this episode of Monsters & Mysteries! "Door, Front, Opening, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "SFX_ATTACK_SWORD_001" by JoelAudio of freesound.org "Walk-mud01" by JanKoehl of freesound.org "C...

Pitchstorm 3 - The Live Episode

February 17, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 127 MB

Hello faithful listeners! Do you have an hour and a half to kill? Want to listen to some amazing pitches?  In this episode of Pitchstorm, we randomly draw pitches that sound amazing on the surface and manage to make each one of them terrible!  Listen to Founding Fathers throwing parties, ghosts haunting cyber hackers, and secret agent fairies.  Would you watch these movies? ... We would!   Tweet your favorite to us @MetaphoricalP and support us at our OFFICIAL PATREON PAGE, patreon.com/Metaph...

Monsters & Mysteries 027 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 13

February 10, 2020 18:00 - 30 minutes - 42.3 MB

Spencer discovers the "truth" about the disappearance of his father. Lukas searches through the house for Rainey. And when the kids meet in the basement theater, they come up with a plan.  "Vanishing", "Bump in the Night", "Anxiety", "House of Leaves" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Monsters & Mysteries 026 - Horror Movie Date Night Part 12

February 03, 2020 18:00 - 32 minutes - 44.7 MB

CW: mention of animal abuse Discover all the old flavors of candy when Spence and Theo go exploring the bizarre basement theater of Allister DeMille. Meanwhile, Lukas goes searching for answers in the attic and runs across a deep-seated fear of his own.  Will the house claim its first victims? What happens when Lukas and Wilhelm are left alone? And what scares Enigma Tough Guy Theo? Find out in this episode! "person falling on wooden floor" by blouhond (https://freesound.org/people/blouhon...

Monsters & Mysteries 025 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 11

January 27, 2020 18:00 - 30 minutes - 42.4 MB

The Kids begin exploring Al Short's house.  Rainey and Aaron find the master bedroom, Theo and Spence head to the basement, and Lukas and Wilhelm ascend into the Attic?  What will they find?  Are they truly alone in the haunted house?  And what terrifying revelations does Theo uncover?  Find out in this episode of MONSTERS AND MYSTERIES! "Shower, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "camera_snap1" by thecheeseman of freesound.org "Vanishing", "Not as it Seems", "Hyperfu...

Monsters and Mysteries 025 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 11

January 27, 2020 18:00 - 30 minutes - 42.4 MB

The Kids begin exploring Al Short's house.  Rainey and Aaron find the master bedroom, Theo and Spence head to the basement, and Lukas and Wilhelm ascend into the Attic?  What will they find?  Are they truly alone in the haunted house?  And what terrifying revelations does Theo uncover?  Find out in this episode of MONSTERS AND MYSTERIES! "Shower, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "camera_snap1" by thecheeseman of freesound.org "Vanishing", "Not as it Seems", "Hyperfu...

Monsters & Mysteries 024 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 10

January 20, 2020 18:00 - 29 minutes - 40 MB

The Kids arrive at Al Short's house and begin their investigations, unaware of the dangers that lurk within. What do they find when they arrive at the unassuming beige house? And what mysteries await within the residence? Find out in this episode! "Door, Front, Opening, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Church Bells, Close, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Film Projector Countdown" Copyright 2013 Iwan Gabovitch, CC-BY3 license "Synthwave" by...

Monster & Mysteries 023 - Horror Movie Date Night part 9

January 13, 2020 18:00 - 30 minutes - 42 MB

Rainey's friend Aaron regales the gang with the tale of Allister DeMille, the bastard son of Cecil B. DeMille and the Black Dahlia.  Who is this mysterious figure? How is he related to what's going on? And what the heck is a white page? Find out in this episode!

Monsters & Mysteries 023 - Horror Movie Date Night part 9

January 13, 2020 18:00 - 30 minutes - 42 MB

Rainey's friend Aaron regales the gang with the tale of Allister DeMille, the bastard son of Cecil B. DeMille and the Black Dahlia.  Who is this mysterious figure? How is he related to what's going on? And what the heck is a white page? Find out in this episode!

Monsters & Mysteries 022 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 8

December 18, 2019 19:16 - 18 minutes - 25.2 MB

The kids attempt a daring rescue of Rainey's friend, Aaron, and then try to explain what's going on to him. However, Aaron might know more about what's happening than the kids realize. "Thunderclap at Night" by inchadney (https://freesound.org/people/inchadney/) of freesound.org "Vanishing" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Monsters & Mysteries 021 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 7

December 05, 2019 17:53 - 30 minutes - 41.8 MB

The kids escort Spencer back to his house and volunteer to babysit him for his recovery.  Rampant curiosity about Rainey's films gets the better of them, however, and they make their way to the local theater.  A haunting vision chases them. "Footsteps, Stones, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Amok" by chicachico (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/chicachico) of freemusicarchive.org "Vanishing", "Eighties Action" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License:...

Monsters & Mysteries 020 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 6

November 27, 2019 18:48 - 21 minutes - 28.9 MB

The kids deal with the aftermath of the events in the Antiquity Shop, and have to face the heavy hand of the law.  Was what they experienced real, or some kind of cruel trick by an unknown assailant? "Cuckoo clock edited version" by ScottFerguson1 of freesound.org "TV on humm off" by ERH of freesound.org "The Clowns Have Come to Roost" by TeknoAXE is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License "Synthwave" by Ryan Andersen (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ry...

Monsters & Mysteries 019 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 5

November 15, 2019 18:00 - 31 minutes - 43.1 MB

Rainey, Spencer, Theo, and Lukas investigate the strange smell coming from the basement.  They make a startling discovery and uncover a sinister presence.  Threatened, the kids race back upstairs and arm themselves. "Turning on an old CRT TV" by pfranzen of freesound.org "Cuckoo clock edited version" by ScottFerguson1 of freesound.org "Cuckoo Clock, Single, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "ns_footstepsWood" by cmusounddesign of freesound.org "camera_snap1" by the...

Monsters & Mysteries 018 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 4

November 06, 2019 18:00 - 23 minutes - 32.2 MB

The kids go and visit Enigma's Antiquity Shop to ask about the film that Rainey found.  While they're there, they begin to poke around among the oddities and indulge in their curiosity. "Footsteps, Stones, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Jukebox, old, coin into the slot, mechanism starts to buzz" by YleArkisto of Freesound.org "Door, Front, Opening, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Mt. Fuji" by Timecrawler 82 (https://freemusicarchive.org/...

Monsters & Mysteries 017 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 3

October 31, 2019 17:00 - 31 minutes - 43.5 MB

Content Warning: Suicide mentioned After a startling moment, the power is restored to the Police Station, but the kids are in for more surprises as they double and triple check Rainey's film.  With some clues on hand, the kids then leave the Police station to begin investigating. "06691 horror screechy scream" by Robinhood76 of freesound.org "Frantic violin screech" by devilfish101 of freesound.org "Super 8 mm settingup-projector" by Eelke (http://www.eelkedekker.nl/) of freesound.org "...

Monsters & Mysteries 016 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 2

October 23, 2019 17:00 - 25 minutes - 34.7 MB

Lukas, Rainey, and Theo go to check in on Spencer, only to find out he's a little under the weather.  Then, a trip to the police station to use their projector is in order! "Closet_hit_01" by smokenweewALT of freesound.org "Door Bell Sound" by Mike Koenig of soundbible.com "Super 8 mm settingup-projector" by Eelke (http://www.eelkedekker.nl/) of freesound.org "80's doodles" by doxent "Hoedown" by Jason Shaw "Vanishing", "Investigations" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licen...

Monsters & Mysteries 015 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 1

October 16, 2019 22:51 - 32 minutes - 45.1 MB

Rainey and Theo do some shopping on Enigma's Main Street.  The antiquity shoppe that Rainey likes is open, but under mysterious new management.  What will she find in stock?  Listen to find out! "two goats bleating in a stable" by Edufigg of freesound.org "Door, Front, Opening, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Door Bell Sound" by Mike Koenig of soundbible.com "Hoedown" by Jason Shaw "Clarity" by Ryan Andersen (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ryan_Andersen) of ...

Monsters & Mysteries 014 - Felt Hearts FINALE

October 16, 2019 17:00 - 27 minutes - 37.6 MB

Having fully bested the Pastor of Muppets, the kids must now deal with the gruesome fallout of their actions earlier in the night.  They decide to call in the authorities to clean up the mess.  What will become of the Muppetnomicron?  How do the kids confront the consequences of self defense?  And who is the best at sewing?  Find out in the grand finale of Felt Hearts! "Mt. Fuji" by Timecrawler 82 (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Timecrawler_82) of freemusicarchive.org "Amok" by chicach...

Monsters & Mysteries 013 - Felt Hearts pt 9

October 02, 2019 22:27 - 31 minutes - 42.7 MB

The kids fight to escape the clutches of the angry puppets!  And when they finally are able to confront the Pastor of Muppets, they have a tough choice to make.  Can they deal with the consequences of their actions?  How will they return the Muppetized kids back to normal?  And what are the moral and ethic implications of a Muppet Hole? "Vanishing", "Eighties Action" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) "Ready to Fight" by David Fesliyan License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/li...

Monsters & Mysteries 012 - Felt Hearts pt 8

September 25, 2019 17:00 - 30 minutes - 42.2 MB

The kids face off against the Pastor of Muppets, but Lukas makes him face off against a theological dilemma.  How does Jim Henson fit into the divine plan?  What is the most sacred of the Muppet hand Trinity?  Is Gonzo's self-flagellation an appropriate means of worship?  "03792 children scremaing" by Robinhood76 of freesound.org "Door, Front, Opening, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Vanishing", "Come Play with Me", "Dreams Become Real", "Not as it Seems" by Kevin...

Monsters & Mysteries 011 - Felt Hearts pt 7

September 13, 2019 18:58 - 56 minutes - 77.8 MB

In this extra length episode, the kids search for clues at the lock in. Theo tries to sneak off to make out with Emma but is caught by the pastor.  Lukas and Rainey play a risque game of Life with Rick and Garth.  Spence sneaks off to investigate the church further and makes a horrifying discovery which he shares with the rest of the kids. BONUS: Get a taste of the material we put into our Patreon! The Metaphorical Walrus Productions crew try out NEW Coke and record their reactions.  Discov...

Monsters & Mysteries 010 - Felt Hearts pt 6

September 04, 2019 16:43 - 29 minutes - 41.1 MB

The kids socialize with the group gathered at the Church for the lock-in and make some life long friends and memories. Between the Pizza and the Board Games, they begin to let their guard down and enjoy a fun night. "Whistle, Finger, Long, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org Music from https://filmmusic.io "Vanishing", "George Street Shuffle", "Inspired" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) "Clarity" by Ryan Andersen

Monsters & Mysteries 009 - Felt Hearts pt 5

August 28, 2019 19:55 - 30 minutes - 42.5 MB

Lukas, Rainey, Theo, and Spence discover more felt hearts involving some of the prominent members of Enigma, and even have a shock close to home.  They decide to join the Pastor's lock in to try and connect the clues they've collected so far and work on the only lead they have.  

Monsters & Mysteries 008 - Felt Hearts pt 4

August 21, 2019 18:58 - 28 minutes - 38.6 MB

The kids piece together some of the clues and rush to track down their classmates Jaqueline and Bernice.  Along the way they visit Terry, a puppet enthusiast, to find out more information about the felt hearts. But things are only getting worse for the kids... Sound effects "Door Bell Sound" by Mike Koenig of soundbible.com Music from https://filmmusic.io "Vanishing", "Beauty Flow", "Blue Sizzle" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

Monsters & Mysteries 007 - Felt Hearts pt 3

August 21, 2019 17:00 - 31 minutes - 42.7 MB

The kids attempt to retrieve the backpack of a missing child, confronting the powerful Manager of the Arcade in the process.  More mysteries begin to surface while the kids fight to find clues and uncover a startling material. Music from https://filmmusic.io "Vanishing", "Beauty Flow", "Pixel Peeker Polka", "Fantasia Fantasia" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Monsters & Mysteries 006 - Felt Hearts pt 2

August 07, 2019 18:35 - 32 minutes - 45.2 MB

The kids visit the local arcade. Lukas gears up to navigate Dirk the Daring through the Dragon's Lair with Spencer cheering him on while Rainey and Theo play a friendly game of air hockey!  However, their revelry is soon shattered by a scream.  What foul trouble is afoot at the arcade? Join the kids as they begin to uncover a new mystery in the sleepy town of Enigma!

Monsters & Mysteries 005 - Felt Hearts pt 1

July 31, 2019 17:00 - 32 minutes - 44.8 MB

Lucas, Spencer, Rainey, and Theo wake up early after the strange events the night before.  They bond over some cartoons and help around on the farm, then head out to the Arcade.  But what strange thing have they awoken to?  The news holds the key, and the Arcade might not be as safe as one would think... Music from https://filmmusic.io "Vanishing", "Beauty Flow" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Mornings" by Jason Shaw 

Monsters & Mysteries 004 - The Last Day of School (Finale)

July 11, 2019 17:00 - 42 minutes - 59 MB

The kids face off against strangers in the woods in an epic showdown.  Rainey partakes in some capitalism, Spencer takes a lot of photos, and Theo wins the day.  Then, they meet a person larger than life and receive a dire warning.  One of the mysteries of Enigma is uncovered in this final episode of The Last Day of School! Music from https://filmmusic.io "Vanishing", "Beauty Flow", "On the Cool Side", "80's Action" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativ...

Monsters & Mysteries - The Last Day of School, pt 3

July 03, 2019 17:00 - 27 minutes - 37.9 MB

Spencer, Rainey, Theo, and Lukas make the bold choice to venture into the woods near Lukas' family farm to investigate the strange lights they saw the night before.  But while they are there, they make a startling discovery--and maybe bite off more than they can chew! Join the kids as they try to get to the heart of the mysterious lights in the sky! All music and sound effects are used with permission or under the Creative Commons license unless attributed here: "Phone Call Tone 1" by xim...

Monsters and Mysteries - Last Day of School pt 2

June 26, 2019 17:00 - 34 minutes - 46.8 MB

The kids meet up after school to discuss the strange phenomena that they experienced the night before.  However, they learn of a new ordinance enacted by the mayor of the sleepy town of Enigma. "Vanishing", "Beauty Flow", "Laser Groove" by Kevin McLeod (www.incomptech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "80s Doodles" by Doxent Zsigmond (c) copyright 2013  "Clarity" by Ryan Andersen "Street Dancing" by Timecrawler 82...

Monsters & Mysteries - Last Day of School pt 1

June 19, 2019 17:00 - 33 minutes - 45.6 MB

The kids experience a strange phenomena the night before the last day of school, and make plans to meet up after school. Welcome to the sleepy town of Enigma, listeners! This is the first episode in our first Arc. It will take the kids into the woods of Enigma, chasing a cryptid that could be the cause of some mysterious disappearances. The following sounds are used under Creative Commons "Rooster Calling, Close, A" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Vanishing", "Beauty Fl...

Monsters & Mysteries 000 - Welcome to Enigma

June 12, 2019 17:00 - 34 minutes - 46.8 MB

Greetings, listeners! Welcome to the sleepy town of Enigma, Oregon, where strange things happen daily and only the kids and the weird adults experience it. In this Episode 0, you'll meet the cast consisting of Lukas McElroy, the Hick with a heart of gold, Theodore White, the truant rocker searching for his brother, Spencer Palmer, the cryptozoid fanatic shutterbug, and Lorraine "Rainey" Taylor, the tutu-wearing weirdo who can't help but getting into trouble. Thank you to Kevin McLeod of ww...

Red Flag - Date Night!

May 28, 2019 22:54 - 1 hour - 125 MB

Metaphorical Walrus Productions plays Skybound Games' "Red Flag: The Game of Terrible Dates"!  Meet prospective dates such as the guy who is a Profession Chef that owns a penthouse suite and has two other spouses, the girl who loves theatre that makes your friends jealous of you, but also has coleslaw hands, and the girl who compulsively licks doorknobs! Listen to Sarah, Jake, Matthew, Brett, and Gin almost pee their pants laughing!

For a Few Notes More

May 08, 2019 16:59 - 1 hour - 100 MB

In which our posse meets the King of Cacophony and has a nice meal with him and the Prince Bergil.  Sikuaq has a strange drink, Deputy follows a person, and Lakoa gets a very temporary job. "Water, Dripping, Slow, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Dripping, Slow, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Dripping-Water-Cave-Waves-.wav" by Maurice_J_K of freesound.org "Clarinet Test 1" by shewbox of freesound.org "Broken Trumpet.wav" by molefimanaka ...

Rhinestone Dragonborn

April 17, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 92.5 MB

In which our posse unwinds a bit before they go to a very important dinner.  Deputy and Josiah purchase new threads, and Lakoa, Sikuaq, and Slyther have a relaxing Spa Day. Check out our Patreon, follow us on Twitter, and give us a Like on Facebook! The following sound effects are used under Attributions License 3.0, all others are creative commons: "people on a party" by unfa of freesound.org "Splash, Jumping, F.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Water, Dripping, Sl...

Westerns & Wagon Trains

April 11, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 91.6 MB

In which the posse deliberates over breakfast on what to do once the train pulls into Cacophony.  Deputy makes a friend, Big Paul gets slapped, and Sikuaq burns an image from her mind. Sound effects used under Creative Commons, otherwise listed here under Attribution 3.0: "Synthetic Steam Engine" by rudicangiotti of freesound.org "Empty Train moving slowly" by avakas of freesound.org "Freight train passing" by hazmattproductions of freesound.org "Fire3" by pushtobreak of freesound.org ...

The 1:87 to The Forge

April 03, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 92.4 MB

In which our posse works to foil a dastardly assassination attempt against the Princes of Cacophony and Noman's Land.  Josiah rings some bells, Lakoa finds some gems, and Sikuaq makes a holey mess. The following sound effects and songs were used in this episode under the Attribution license: "glass_kappa_02" by mugwood of freesound.org "Breaking wood" by jorickhoofd of freesound.org "Empty Train moving slowly" by avakas of freesound.org "Bell6" by juskiddink of freesound.org "Screaming...

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