Messy w/ Mac & Mike
156 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsWhat happens when East Coast trash meets West Coast ass? What do this podcast and an undouched bottom have in common? Listen and find out.
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Episodes
Quarentina #2: Beyonce and Beach Yay
August 12, 2020 20:07 - 55 minutesMac and Mike talk about the greatness of Beyonce's 'Black is King' plus other political mess happening over in poland, terrible twitter captions, and douching with sea monkeys. Welcome to Messy.
Quarentina #1: Mike Took Shrooms
August 05, 2020 19:32 - 47 minutesMac and Mike come back with life updates and some heavy opinions on some influencers. The LA quarantine hasn't let up, so instead of season 3 we are giving you a load of mess in the form of contactless podcasting. Thank You to Mack Weldon for sponsoring the podcast.
A Messy Season 2 Finale: Smegma, Virus, and Threats
June 24, 2020 20:20 - 44 minutesWe rap up season 2 reminiscing of the past year and talk about our upcoming live show on Thursday. Mike read a very interesting and smelly hookup story, Mac talk more about his fame, and they both cry over where they want season 3 to go. Welcome to Messy, we will be back soon!
A Big Girthy Rant
June 17, 2020 19:25 - 47 minutesMac and Mike announce their season finale live show and Meet & Greet. Ticket link is available on our socials!
Real Boyfriend Vs. Podcast Boyfriend
June 10, 2020 21:08 - 51 minutesMac's boyfriend stops by the "studio" and competes against Mike to see who knows Mac more. Mike reads a story involving a Costco bathroom and a flashlight, some more drag race convo, and Mac talks about accidental sex. Welcome to Messy
Let's Talk
June 03, 2020 18:56 - 38 minutesThis is a short one, we didn't want to fluff, we got straight into it. Mac, Mike, and Oliver have a conversation about the protests happening in LA and the Black Lives Matter movement. Mac talks about his sudden hiatus from all social media and YouTube, Oliver talks about his experience in the front of the protests + getting arrested. Follow our Twitter @MessyPod for link on how to support the movement.
OnlyFans, Cancel Culture, and a Lesbian Disaster
May 27, 2020 17:00 - 1 hourMac and Mike dive into their thoughts on the drama happening on twitter the past few weeks with Doja Cat and Jimmy Fallon. Mac talks about a very weird photoshoot, Mike reads on a lesbian disaster story, and we hit about a future live show in the works. Welcome to Messy.
Gays, and Where to Find Them
May 20, 2020 17:00 - 1 hourMike and Mac discuss how to find out if someone is gay. Dolores gets a theme song. Mac discovers She-Ra. and Mike reads a hookup story that we both don't believe while simultaneously drooling over his newest crush. Welcome to Messy.
Shit, Maple Syrup, and Glued Pussy Lips (Mother's Day Special)
May 13, 2020 20:01 - 1 hourMac and Mike Call their Mothers to wish them a happy Mother's Day, and in retrun, their mothers share some 'shitty' stories. Mike also reads a story about a glued vagina and they both talk about the beautiful chaos of Netflix Reality TV shows. Welcome to Messy.
*WARNING* We Recorded This on 4/20
April 22, 2020 17:00 - 1 hourWe just want you to know that this podcast episode was filmed on 4/20, connect the dots all you want. Mac got more merch, Mike released 20 videos in 2 weeks, Oliver obsesses over BlackPink, and we all try to figure out what these f*ckboys on TikTok's life goals are.
CAROLE BASKIN KILLED HER HUSBAND!!! *emotional*
April 15, 2020 17:00 - 1 hourIn this episode Mac and Mike decided to focus on the topic of "High School", and like every other episode that topic doesn't stay as planned. Mac gives updates on the podcast during this entire world situation we are in, Mike cries about having to take shots in high school to look straight, they both scream about tiger king, Mac complains about being smart (i guess), there is a weird political moment somewhere in there and Oliver comes on and talks about UwU... welcome to messy.
The Messiest Episode We've Done So Far
April 09, 2020 01:01 - 1 hourBack in Mac's apartment for another messy episode, even messier than the last. Mac & Mike talk about auditioning for the circle, get creeped out by an omegle hookup, scream at a tiktoker, discuss statutory rape, and cry over Steven universe.... yeah. Also, UwU is back.
The One Where Mac and Mike Fall in love
April 01, 2020 20:24 - 56 minutesMac and Mike return back into Mac's living room for a special quarantine podcast all filmed by themselves, so yeah, it gets messy. Mike talks about getting punched at a grocery store, Mac reenacts James Charles twitter beef. And they both shit talk about DT and read some user submitted Fan Fiction.
F*cking CEOs and Giving Advice (Ft. Arisce Wanzer)
March 25, 2020 17:42 - 1 hourArisce Wanzer stopped by the studio and gave some really hardcore truth killer advice to our listeners about sex, dieting, life, hardships, and LGBT questions. Thanks Mack Weldon for the sponsor. For 20% off your first order, visit mackweldon.com AND ENTER PROMO CODE: messypod
Period Blood Bath... UwU
March 18, 2020 23:35 - 59 minutesOliver crashes into the studio this week to give us updates on the UwU world. Mike gets a quick lesson on periods from Mac. And Mac just gets yelled at for his bitchy texting habits. Welcome to Messy.
Farting in Greg Paul's Mouth, Don't Tell the Paul Brothers
March 11, 2020 17:48 - 58 minutesMac and Mike talk about their weird messy weekend, tiktok, youtube, Playlist live, and read a interesting fanfic about them that includes Lindsay Lohan, farting, the Paul brothers, and Starbucks. Welcome to Messy.
Mac Got Merch
March 04, 2020 19:35 - 1 hourMac just released a merch store and decided to use the podcast to promote it after reading a sexual harassment "hookup" story, talk about timing AMIRIGHT. Mike decides to be a real influencer for the sweet sweet sponsor cash, and the boys talk about the switch in youtube culture and "selling out".
Mike Got PLUR'd (Ft. Max Gentile)
February 26, 2020 18:23 - 1 hourMax Gentile from MTV's "Are You The One?" steps into the Messy studio to talk about MTV's most chaotic dating show while giving Mac and Mike an insight on the culture of raving.
A Faceless Torso and A Dead Body
February 19, 2020 16:55 - 55 minutesMac and Mike attempt to make a valentines day themed podcast until they read a very interesting hookup story and the entire episode makes the wildest turn. Just know that the bar for hookup time stories has been RAISED!
The Return of UwU
February 12, 2020 16:54 - 58 minutesOur favorite semi-host of the show, Oliver, returns to give us updates to whats happening with his favorite group in the whole world, BTS, along with a bunch of other uwu facts. You asked for the Uwu, so we give the UwU, for a whole hour.
Muff Punch (Ft. Danny Pellegrino)
February 05, 2020 17:00 - 1 hourDanny Pellegrino, Host of 'Everything Iconic', stopped by the studio today and chatted about Mike's new obsession with the Real Housewives franchise. Mac lost his voice but still puts in his two cents and cackles. And there is also a story about someone literally getting their vagina punched... yep, this show was titled correctly.
Mike Got Fired... Again
January 30, 2020 19:49 - 55 minutesThe day has come. The day we all feared. The day we all joked about became a reality, Mike got fired from the Abbey. We talk about that along with some Drag Race Gossip, Grammy reviews, and a whole lot of tangents.
A Weird Episode About Hiking (ft. Elle Mills)
January 22, 2020 18:32 - 1 hourIn this episode we got Elle Mills to stop by the studio and talk about hiking, her move down here to LA, hiking, her show with Nickelodeon, and did I mention hiking? Mac finally got out of the house and he reflects on those decisions for a bit and Mike cries about Lindsay Lohan once again, yep, a typical episode.
Drinking Douches and Playing Ping Pong with Ellen (Ft. Billy 'Nick The Gardener' Reilich )
January 15, 2020 22:40 - 1 hourBilly Reilich (AKA Nick The Gardener) joins us in the studio and dishes some very juicy information about his previous projects with 'The Ellen Show', 'What Happens at the Abbey', and MTV's 'Ex on the beach' with some unsquashed beef with Aubrey O'Day. Mike & Mac get him to take off his shirt and they all play a game that some might find a bit questionable but.... fitting?
New Year, New Place, Same Bitches
January 10, 2020 02:00 - 50 minutesHello! Welcome to 2020. A New season with a new place. Mac & Mike found a way to scam themselves into a new studio space to being you the same mess. On this episode we talk about our holiday break, and roast each other by making New Years Resolutions we think the other should follow.
A Messy Ass Season Finale
December 26, 2019 19:55 - 45 minutes - 67.6 MBIn this episode, we talk about Christmas, Jeffree Star, Hallmark, and what to expect from us in the new year (there will be many changes)
Reading The Stars To See If We Should Have Sex
December 11, 2019 21:00 - 54 minutes - 73.6 MBIn this episode, Mike & Mac read their star signs to see if they are truly compatible with one another. What the universe says may shock you.
YouTubers We Would Fight
December 06, 2019 22:40 - 1 hour - 116 MBIn this episode, Mac gets angry off of an ignorant comment which inspires Mike to ask which YouTubers they would get in a physical and/or online fight with if they had to.
Grammy Snubs, But Make It Fashion (Ft. Arisce Wanzer)
November 28, 2019 15:45 - 53 minutes - 76.5 MBWe interview and kiki with our dear friend Arisce Wanzer, Transgender Model, Actress, Producer, Comedian, and star of Oxygen's reality tv show STRUT.
Ditching Friends on Their Birthday for Dick
November 20, 2019 22:10 - 55 minutes - 77.7 MBMAC IS TURNING 23! We talk about his experience with birthdays and how he feels getting older. We also scream about chic fil a and Oliver cries over BTS again.
Booing Drake With My Mom (ft. MomMGTV)
November 13, 2019 23:35 - 1 hour - 93.8 MBIn this episode, we talk about Mac's and Oliver's experience at Camp Flog Gnaw and the Drake Drama. We also get a visit from Mike's mom with some great stories.
We All Had A Punk Phase
November 06, 2019 20:15 - 1 hour - 83.3 MBMCR HAS RETURNED! Mac & Mike discuss their shared interest in rock/emo/punk music in middle school while Mike finally finds out if he's punk or not (results may be shocking).
Talking Shit About The Internet
October 30, 2019 20:00 - 48 minutes - 67.2 MBWe discuss our history on the internet in its 50-year lifespan and try to start beef with other podcasts.
The One Where Mike Dies
October 24, 2019 22:00 - 50 minutes - 69.2 MBWe talk about some spooky freaky shit while actual spooky freaky shit happens to us and I think we are all dead now
Are You Afraid of the Shart
October 16, 2019 21:10 - 58 minutes - 80.2 MBIn this episode, we talk about horrifying anal stories. ooooo spooky, I guess
Mac-Free Podcast
October 09, 2019 22:55 - 48 minutes - 66.2 MBHello it's Mac. Mike and Oliver decided to make a podcast episode without me because I was traveling. I haven't heard it yet but here you go let's see if they talk shit.
Ass Eating Mukbang (Ft. Miles Jai)
September 25, 2019 20:20 - 54 minutes - 74.7 MBMiles Jai comes over to enjoy an ass shaped cake with us and talk about Kpop, ass eating problems, and Youtube Drama.
Shoving Unusual Stuff Up our Butt
September 18, 2019 18:55 - 1 hour - 106 MBMike talks about his usual hookup mess and Mac talks about something gay while Oliver freaks out about BTS' return.
PornHub, Crackheads, and British Drag Queens
September 04, 2019 21:50 - 53 minutes - 73.4 MBI'm not sure what happens in this but we introduce you to the crackhead in my alley so it's a good one.
Sad.
August 28, 2019 21:30 - 40 minutes - 55.3 MBMike has a mental breakdown and we talk about things us gays do that needs to STOP.
Shut the F*ck Up
August 21, 2019 23:00 - 46 minutes - 64 MBWe yell at high schoolers for 45 minutes. Visual podcast coming soon!
MacDoesIt: The Gay Jenna Marbles
August 14, 2019 20:00 - 54 minutes - 74.6 MBMac and Mike catch up after being 2 weeks apart. A lot is said
Bottoming for Simba
July 24, 2019 20:30 - 49 minutes - 68.6 MBUWU THING OF THE WEEK HAS RETURNED! We talk about Disney and Mike's sex life.
Poppers, Acne, and Nudes.. Oh My!
July 17, 2019 20:55 - 42 minutes - 58.3 MBMac and Mike give advice based on questions asked on Mac's Instagram. UWU THING OF THE WEEK WILL RETURN NEXT EPISODE WE SWEAR.
The Fear of Bottoming
July 03, 2019 18:55 - 46 minutes - 63.3 MBWe talk about fears and Mike Tests Mac on his knowledge of Phobias. Thank You Annabelle for the intro!
The Fear of Bottoming
July 03, 2019 18:55 - 46 minutes - 63.3 MBWe talk about fears and Mike Tests Mac on his knowledge of Phobias. Thank You Annabelle for the intro!
Marrying a YouTuber for Clout
June 26, 2019 21:15 - 36 minutes - 49.9 MBWe talk about the Tana & Jake engagement, the new season of Are You the One, and some love shit...
Boyfriend Podcast
June 19, 2019 18:30 - 59 minutes - 82.2 MBCome listen to Mac yell at his boyfriend for almost an hour.
Mac's Attempt at Being a Disney Star
June 12, 2019 19:30 - 46 minutes - 63.7 MBWe play Would You Rather and reveal that we are terrible people..... welcome to Messy