Rule 067 | Coffee Is The Best Way To Ground Your Morning Routine

Jessie unlocks the key to manipulation by taping a magazine tear to the front of the fridge. Now the Peppers are considering a brand new brewing contraption and Gerard’s recent facial hair makes him the perfect candidate for a Chemex. Neither partner can decide on the best approach to pest control, but Jessie's recent spider run-in is causing some extra urgency.

Jessie has chronicled her morning routine before, and you can see the full story in photos right over here.

Our current coffee set up includes a Nespresso Pixie, Jessie's electric tea kettle + a big jar of instant coffee. (She also adds monkfruit sweetener, marine collagen, peppermint essential oil + powdered coconut creamer.)

A Trader Joe’s guy gets judgey about Jessie’s lackluster brewing preferences so she decides to get a new milk frother to replace her hand-held version that keeps breaking.

If you’re ever in Long Beach, please try the americano with home made coconut milk from Rose Park Roasters.

Jessie survives a spider attack and this fuels her fear of creepy crawlers in the house. The familiar Mercy Curse from Episode 48 rears it’s ugly head, yet again.

Get the same spider repellant packets that we talk about in this episode and join the ranks of sensitive people who oppose insect genocide.