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Markley, van Camp and Robbins

1,108 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 9 hours ago - ★★★★★ - 472 ratings

Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins are bringing their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.

Whether it is political chatter coming from Washington or the latest case of “Florida Man”, MVR will make sure you are aware of what’s going on — and their unique takes on every topic.

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Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 24, 2020

April 24, 2020 19:11 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys contemplate the Clorox injection. (Not really) However, apparently, people need to be told not to do so, as Lysol’s parent company issued a statement, “Don’t inject our products.” A large-scale vaccine trial is underway in the UK. The governor of New York shrugs off mental health concerns saying, “The illness is my death, suicide is your death.” A Wall Street analyst believes Disney theme parks may not reopen till 2021. Van Camp has you Taiwanese baseball update, and of course, The F...

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 23, 2020

April 23, 2020 19:23 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

MVC&R reopen the show, for your listening pleasure. More than 26 million people have filed for unemployment, and according to an AP poll, most Americans are cool with continuing the shutdown. The CDC director takes time to clarify his previous comments, plus a hilarious interpretation of “mixed messages” being received.An ousted official claims he was removed, because he wasn’t a fan of hydroxychloroquine. In addition, President disagrees with Georgia’s decision to reopen.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 22, 2020

April 22, 2020 19:27 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys have their masks on. (Just not on their faces) The national media is shaming Georgia, for their decision to slowly reopen. Dr. Deborah Birx admits the coronavirus may not be worse this winter. Be sure to get your “Talking Point Translation” guide, courtesy of Babylon Bee. President Trump has ordered the Navy to destroy any Iranian gunboat harassing our ships. The list of 2020 event casualties continues to grow, and a new study suggests hydroxychloroquine may not be effective against ...

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 21, 2020

April 21, 2020 19:22 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

MVC&R closer to the latest, then then masks on their faces. President Trump plans to put an end to immigration. Oil has literally become worthless, and AOC could not be happier. Potential treatment for coronavirus in an oral polio vaccine. What exactly is going on with Kim Jong Un? In addition, most postponed concert events will not offer refunds, even if music can boost the immune system.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 20, 2020

April 20, 2020 19:21 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys reflect on the weekend protests, and monitor the country's reopening status. Fauci warns protesters against reopening too quickly, while according Nancy Pelosi, no one is saying there's a need to help small businesses. Lindsey Graham calls for sanctions on China, and President Trump talks about getting aroused.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 17, 2020

April 17, 2020 19:13 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

MVC&R refuse to distance themselves from the weekend. President Trump is looking forward to reopening the country, and describes it as a “beautiful mosaic” of states. The Today Show interviewed the CDC Director, and there are new guidelines from the federal government. New numbers from the epicenter of the outbreak increase the number of virus dead by 50 percent. Van Camp has the Taiwan Baseball update, and of course, there’s The Friday Five -- Street Songs Edition.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 16, 2020

April 16, 2020 19:36 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys have their theories as to the origin of COVID-19, but President Trump all but confirms, the U.S. believes it started in a lab. The shutdown has caused millions to lose their jobs, but Trump says the shutdown has caused death, as well. For some, their stimulus checks are going into the wrong accounts. Life under quarantine has resurrected the life of the Wii. Chris Cuomo’s wife also has the coronavirus. Also, Jeff Bezos has almost fully recovered from his $36 divorce.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 15, 2020

April 15, 2020 19:35 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

MVC&R are awaiting their stimulus checks, but ready to stimulate your minds. President Trump halts funding for the World Health Organization. A new saliva test for coronavirus has been approved. An ESPN host says there is no way college football starts on time, this fall. TV watching and streaming has increased, and we have the stats. The internet offers five new skills you can learn for free, and endless “doomscrolling” fun. Also, McDonald’s China apologizes for banning black people.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 14, 2020

April 14, 2020 19:17 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys are more stimulating than a check! Trump stimulates the media, by playing their own comments. The states are teaming up, trying to figure out how to reopen their economies. We are facing the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression, and Amazon is looking to hire thousands. Dr. Oz suggests opening Texas, as a test, while ESPN is asking talent to take a significant pay cut.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 13, 2020

April 13, 2020 19:10 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

MVC&R make Mondays great! Dr. Anthony Fauci says it’s obvious, we could’ve saved lives if we’d started shutting things down earlier. According to analysts, China is stifling coronavirus research, in an effort to control the narrative. Bill Maher brutally takes down the PC Police, and New York subways are becoming mobile homeless shelters. George Stephanopoulos announces he has tested positive for coronavirus. Also, how kids are using Instagram, Snapchat, and TikTok to cope, during the coronav...

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 10, 2020

April 10, 2020 19:12 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys really dig Fridays! Dr. Anthony Fauci thinks maybe we could be open for summer. Sen. John Kennedy believes the economy has been “waterboarded”, while President Trump predicts a “big bounce”, once the economy gets rolling again. A bar owner found a creative way to pay employees, other than with liquor. Japan may have to postpone the Olympics, once again. Also, The Friday Five -- Together Songs Edition.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 9, 2020

April 09, 2020 19:11 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

MVC&R are keeping you apprised of the coronavirus situation, as Dr. Anthony Fauci changes the death toll estimate, again. The Surgeon General was on Fox and Friends, talking about going back to work. An MSNBC host reveals he does not follow the new very closely. Marijuana usage is up, and Willie Nelson’s “Farm Aid” is doing a live show on Saturday. In addition, Democrats block the small business funding proposal.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 8, 2020

April 08, 2020 19:17 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys bid farewell to the Sanders campaign, as Bernie Bros across the country experience déjà vu. Is there a sign that social distancing is working? Coronavirus projections seem to be lower than anticipated. President Trump is putting a hold on WHO funding, and he’s also a cheerleader. Chuck Schumer proposes a $25K “Hero Bonus”, while Los Angeles is now requiring residents to wear masks. Also, is Alanis Morissette “Un-Schooling” her children?

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 7, 2020

April 07, 2020 19:13 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

MVC&R are maintaining their distances, and hope you are, too. New York seems to have reached a plateau, and Dr. Anthony Fauci addresses the return to “normal life.” Morning Joe has a theory as to why President Trump is pushing the use of hydroxychloroquine. Trump confronts a Hong Kong reporter, asking her, “Who are you working for, China?” Major League Baseball is considering a minor comeback, and NBC has to issue a hilarious correction.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 6, 2020

April 06, 2020 19:14 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys and the nation prepare for the worst week yet, according to Surgeon General Jerome Adams. President Trump says the country has a 29 million dose stockpile, of hydroxychloroquine. Los Angeles doctors admit the drug is effective against the coronavirus. Joe Biden’s campaign continues to deteriorate, and Dr. Drew apologizes, for not being an idiot.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 3, 2020

April 03, 2020 19:17 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

MVC&R have the latest covered, as well as their faces. (Not really) A new two minute test could help get America back to work. At first, the masks were not necessary, however now they seem to be recommended. Another investigation is being opened by the Democrats, this time in regards to coronavirus. Dr. Fauci says wet markets should be closed worldwide, while a Senator says China must face a, “reckoning.” Plus, The Friday Five -- Dog Songs Edition.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 2, 2020

April 02, 2020 19:11 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys are staying healthy, and hope you are, as well. Dr. Anthony Fauci has achieved rock star status, and now requires a security detail. Apparently, and it’s a little hard to believe, China has been lying about the coronavirus. Even President Trump thinks the numbers coming from China are a little light. In addition, an infectious disease specialist claims that hydroxychloroquine is a game-changer.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 1, 2020

April 01, 2020 19:15 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

MVC&R are distancing themselves from each other, but they’re getting you closer to the latest on the coronavirus outbreak. President Trump says it’s going to be a very painful two to three weeks. Dr. Deborah Birx announces China lied, and no one could have prepared for this. However, according to an MSNBC host, “Everyone”, saw this coming. To remind of the importance of social distancing, Samuel L. Jackson reads, “Stay the F at Home.” Also, Jaime’s throat-punch worth April Fools joke.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 31, 2020

March 31, 2020 19:16 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys are continuing to monitor the coronavirus outbreak, and Dr. Fauci admits the virus will surge again in the fall, however there’s also good news. According to Imperial College, many countries have millions of undetected infections. Cory Booker wrote a coronavirus poem, and Joe Biden’s plan is to, “Get in place things that were shortages of.” Also, the NBA is planning a players-only video game tournament.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 30, 2020

March 30, 2020 19:11 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

MVC&R discuss the extension of the exile, as the Trump administration extends the social distancing guidelines. The feds are looking for certain things, before reopening the country. A former Clinton adviser praises President Trump's response to the coronavirus outbreak. Father locks son out of the house, upon his return from Spring Break in South Padre. Also, Taco Bell is celebrating Taco Tuesday, with free tacos!

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 27, 2020

March 27, 2020 19:11 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys are ready for the weekend! Prime Minister Boris Johnson has tested positive for coronavirus. Rep. Haley Stevens goes completely berserk on the House floor, but at least she wore gloves. Dr. Deborah Birx calmly, and savagely, slaps the media. A bakery in Rochester, New York is selling, “Fauci Donuts.” Then there’s also, The Friday Five -- Money Songs Edition.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 26, 2020

March 26, 2020 19:11 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

MVC&R are primed for Friday! Unemployment claims skyrocket, as the Senate coronavirus response bill heads to the House. Experts say we should be ready for a seasonal upswing, in coronavirus cases. Mark Cuban says the coronavirus will bring out the best in capitalism, and he resists The View’s co-host’s attempts to get him to bash President Trump. Governor Cuomo says there are signs that social distancing is effective.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 25, 2020

March 25, 2020 19:11 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys dismantle the midweek topics, and monitor the coronavirus relief legislation. Where is the hold up, and who is responsible for it? Prince Charles has tested positive for coronavirus, and the numbers in New York continue to soar. Joe Biden the campaign, as well as, Joe Biden the candidate.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 24, 2020

March 24, 2020 19:18 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

MVC&R are masters at social distancing, and Dr. Deborah Birx recommends it continue. Congress is close to a coronavirus response bill. According to NBC News, President Trump made someone drink fish bowl cleaner. The Olympics have officially been canceled, and there's a term for those ignoring "social distancing."

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 23, 2020

March 23, 2020 20:01 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys emerge from the cave, ready to distance themselves, socially and physically. Six feet! Senator Mitch McConnell rails against dems, for their blockage of financial aid. Dr. Anthony Fauci says we will not necessarily going to be like Italy. Also, Walmart's warehouse wages wise. No, weally!

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 20, 2020

March 23, 2020 18:45 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

MVC&R prepare, as you should, to be home for several weeks, per the advice of Dr. Anthony Fauci. A 1 trillion dollar aid package is rolled out by Senate Republicans. Dianne Feinstein , and 3 Senate colleagues, sold off stocks before the coronavirus crash, and Tucker Carlson calls for Richard Burr's resignation.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 19, 2020

March 23, 2020 18:07 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys look forward to Friday, as the country looks forward to coronavirus legislation, as it passes the Senate. Analysis by the CDC shows coronavirus danger for young, but don't forget the catch. Danger subsides as celebrities sing John Lennon's, "Imagine." Then danger returns, immediately.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 18, 2020

March 23, 2020 17:06 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

MVC&R will not being going to Canada, because the US/Canada border is shut down. (That's not the only reason) The coronavirus is officially in all 50 states, after West Virginia's first reported case. A reporter whines to President Trump about calling it the "Chinese Virus", while Mitt Ronmey wants to give American adults $1000.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 17, 2020

March 23, 2020 16:23 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys and Dr. Anthony Fauci want you to know, that New Guidance is not an overreaction. The first human trials for a coronavirus vaccine have started, as officials call on millennials to stop the coronavirus. Plus, President Trump isn't worried about a recession.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 16, 2020

March 23, 2020 15:59 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

MVC&R are merry for Monday, as more states and cities shut down schools, restaurants, and bars. There's still a question regarding a domestic travel ban. Joe Biden gets confused, this time about coronavirus, but buries Bernie on Italy's socialized medicine.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 13, 2020

March 13, 2020 22:33 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys prepare for the weekend, despite numerous closures and cancellations, due to the coronavirus outbreak. With Biden vs. Sanders, who will win, and can they beat Trump? Ryan with Rotten Tomatoes joins in, to discuss weekend releases. Also, The Friday Five -- Lonely Songs Edition.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 12, 2020

March 12, 2020 19:20 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

MVC&R react to Wednesday's events, with another down day on the market, and after President Trump's COVID-19 speech. Don Lemon freaks out on Trump, and chastises John Kasich, for not condemning the speech. The NBA suspends the season, just moments before tip off at the Jazz/Thunder game. The Jazz's Rudy Golbert had joked about COVID-19, touching reporters microphones, and has since tested positive for the virus.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 11, 2020

March 11, 2020 19:22 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys reflect on Super Tuesday 2.0, after Joe Biden wins critical delegates. It seems Biden forgot the office for which he is running, yet again. This may be why Jim Clyburn wants to shut down the primaries. Harvey Weinstein is sentenced to 23 years in prison. Also, to point out the actual origin of COVID-19, is racist.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 10, 2020

March 10, 2020 19:42 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

MVC&R are excited about Super Tuesday 2.0, as Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders battle it out for Michigan. As of today, Biden has a 99% chance of winning the nomination, but his message to Michigan is, "You're full of *bleep*." Also, Bernie attempts to run out the clock, while trying to explain his funding plans.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 9, 2020

March 09, 2020 19:27 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys discuss the stock market stoppage, after another terrible open. Coronavirus concern is starting to sink in, as an ER doctor says the virus won't be severe for most, but... After qualifying for the debate, the rules are changed, resulting in the elimination of Tulsi Gabbard. Texas Senator Ted Cruz self-quarantines, after interacting with a coronavirus patient at CPAC.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 6, 2020

March 06, 2020 20:24 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

MVC&R recap the first week of March 2020. President Trump signs an $8.3 billion coronavirus spending bill, and discusses hand shaking in the coronavirus climate. NYT writer, Brian Williams, has a little trouble with math, when it comes to millions of Bloomberg's dollars. Speaker Pelosi blames male insecurity, for the demise of Elizabeth Warren's campaign. Plus, The Friday Five -- Hand Songs Edition.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 5, 2020

March 05, 2020 20:16 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys bid farewell to Elizabeth Warren's presidential campaign. But, was it really a campaign? President Trump has a "hunch", that coronavirus isn't as deadly as is being announced. An old PSA resurfaces, and it is quite timely. Also, what's up with Chuck Schumer, and his threats against two SCOTUS justices?

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 4, 2020

March 04, 2020 20:14 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

MVC&R wade through the results of Super Tuesday. Who suffered the most? Joe Biden appeals to Southern voters, by confusing his wife, with his sister. Michael Bloomberg taps out, after spending $700 million. He won American Samoa, but according to Trump, he only earned the nickname, "Mini Mike."

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 3, 2020

March 03, 2020 20:22 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys are still coronavirus free, for the most part. The death toll in Washington rises to 6, and San Antonio officials declare a, "State of Disaster." Dr. Drew says the bigger threat than coronavirus, is the media-driven panic. Joe Biden wants you to vote for him on Super Thursday, and discusses the Declaration of The Thing.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 2, 2020

March 02, 2020 20:23 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

It's March. It's Monday. It's MVC&R. Mayor Pete Buttigieg, and Tom Steyer, end their campaigns, and pave the way for a Biden/Sanders showdown. (Hi, Liz!) The hoax surrounding President Trump calling the coronavirus a, "Hoax." Joe Biden calls Chris Wallace, "Chuck", supposedly due to the earliness of the interview. On that note -- Mumbling Meadows: Part 2.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 28, 2020

February 28, 2020 20:28 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys are not jumping in the media bandwagon, and spreading panic about coronavirus. Joe Biden lies about President Trump's response to coronavirus. Singapore shows the world how to deal with the illness. Many dems believe Obama has endorsed Michael Bloomberg. Plus, The Friday Five -- Doctor Songs Edition.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 27, 2020

February 27, 2020 20:20 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

MVC&R have coronavirus fever. Not that kind of fever. What is being done to identify, isolate, and battle the threat of spreading infection? According to Elizabeth Warren, an open border would help combat the outbreak. Joe Biden believes the military would happily arrest Trump, if he refused to leave office. Plus, facing the facts on facial hair.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 26, 2020

February 26, 2020 20:15 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys bask in the boisterous boos for Bernie, because of Bloomberg. Joe Biden claims 150 million deaths due to firearms, since 2007. Michael Bloomberg brags about buying politicians, and claims Vladimir Putin wants Sanders to get the nomination. Interestingly, the moderators get snarky with Bernie.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 25, 2020

February 25, 2020 20:12 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys prepare for the South Carolina debate. President Trump refuses to be controversial, and insists two SCOTUS justices recuse themselves. A Bloomberg adviser had some disturbing things to say, about Bernie Sanders' past comments. Joe Biden's ad jabs Bernie, but he wants you to know, he's running for Senate.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 24, 2020

February 24, 2020 20:19 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

MVC&R get macho on Monday, taking a look at President Trump's visit to India. Bernie Sanders praises Cuba for their literacy program, and Lawrence O'Donnell freaks out, again, over Trump and Russia. Carville says Dems are screwing things up, and Biden squirms when asked about election meddling.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 21, 2020

February 21, 2020 20:11 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys experience déjà vu, as the Democrats revisit the Russian narrative. According to Bernie Sanders, Bloomberg would be chewed up, and spit out. While in Colorado, President Trump took some jabs at the Oscars, and Brad Pitt. Don't forget, The Friday Five -- Horse, Face, Lesbian Edition.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 20, 2020

February 20, 2020 20:42 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

MVC&R slog through the aftermath of the Democratic debate, as the winner, most likely, was President Trump. Michael Bloomberg had his work cut out for him, as the other candidates seemed to be out for his blood. Bloomberg buried Bernie Sanders, pointing out the failures of communism. In addition, Biden attempting an attack on Bloomberg was quite the spectacle.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 19, 2020

February 19, 2020 20:16 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys have debate fever, and they ponder the possibility of Bloomberg's use of an actual soapbox. Another poll shows disaster for Dems. AG Barr is supposedly threatening to quit his job, if President Trump doesn't quit tweeting. Gay activists protest Mayor Pete, while his fans accidentally quote Trump. Also, Blagojevich comes out as a Trumpocrat.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 18, 2020

February 18, 2020 20:20 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

MVC&R celebrate Michael Bloomberg being able to qualify for the next debate. (not really) They're also celebrating the commutation of Rod Blagojevich's prison sentence. (also, not really) Joe Biden believes the Attorney General should resign, however, he's not too sure as to his location.

Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 17, 2020

February 17, 2020 20:12 - 1 hour - 1 Byte

The Boys are celebrating Presidents' Day, and look back at President Trump attending the Daytona 500. Michael Bloomberg's odds of winning seem to be increasing, yet he made some condescending remarks about farmers. Joe Biden is caught denying the 'kids in cages.' Plus, the 'likely' coronavirus pandemic.