Mango Bae
283 episodes - English - Latest episode: 27 days ago - ★★★★★ - 338 ratingsStand-up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora as well as immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites).
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Episodes
Modi's Tight 5
June 26, 2023 10:03 - 30 minutes - 42.6 MBModi does comedy for Biden, submersibles get submerged, and more!
Pranav saw a UFO
June 19, 2023 10:00 - 36 minutes - 50.1 MBBonus content on Patreon!! Also early access, archived eps, and more! Super cheap! Pranav saw a UFO; an Indian dude tries attacking the white house to institute a new global order, and lots more!!!
Brown Nazis
June 12, 2023 10:00 - 33 minutes - 46 MBBrown nazis, latino nazis, Regular nazis, and the writer's strike! Check out our patreon for full and bonus content, early access, archived episodes, and more!
More Indian Plane Pissers WHY
June 05, 2023 09:55 - 35 minutes - 49.4 MBPranav warned you that this was going to become a new genre of Indian stereotype and he was RIGHT. Indians and air travel. Super junglee content on patreon--se ya there!
Mango Bae #226: The Rise of AI?! We're Scared
May 29, 2023 07:49 - 34 minutes - 47.1 MBThe mango boys talk AI this week - its terrifying and you should be scared!!!!!! We joke about tons of stuff in this one, truly fire - check it out!
Wilder-ing Out With Anand | Mango Bae #225
May 22, 2023 08:32 - 34 minutes - 47.6 MBSPICY BONUS CONTENT FROM THIS EPISODE IS AVAILABLE ON PATREON! We hang out with Anand Wilder (formerly of the band Yeasayer) and talk browns in the rock biz(he's a pioneer), parenting, his solo career and upcoming tour, and all other kinds of Wild(er) stuff!
Bad Son ft. Curtis Waters
May 15, 2023 10:00 - 25 minutes - 34.8 MBWe hang with Curtis Waters, pop sensation who blew up everyone's phones with his pando hit "Stunning" about how his life changed overnight, his itinerant upbringing, being Nepali, how he wants to live his life, and more!
EID MADNESS
May 08, 2023 10:03 - 34 minutes - 47.1 MBEXTRA CONTENT ON PATREON! Usama gets cancelled at an Eid party, fights in Jackson Heights, and lots of other wildness from Eid!
Lion With No Pride Ft. Yogi Paliwal
May 01, 2023 10:30 - 34 minutes - 47.6 MBWe bring on the hilarious comedian Yogi Paliwal to goof around! It’a fun one! Full ep on patreon and be sure to catch Yogi on his tour!!!
221: Catholic Dalai Lama
April 23, 2023 22:41 - 33 minutes - 46.6 MBExtra content from this episode is on Patreon! You know we had to go in on the DL doing DL activities! Plus some other junglee fun!
#220: We Pledge Allegiance to Kailas
April 17, 2023 11:30 - 34 minutes - 47.2 MBFULL EP ON PATREON! We talk the fake nation of Kailas basicaly trolling the sad city of Newark into a sister-city relationship, aBengali journalist who gets arrested for reporting on food prices, and lots more!
Muay Bhai Kickboxing and Telegu Student in Need
April 10, 2023 10:00 - 33 minutes - 45.6 MBFULL EPISODE IS ON PATREON! The boys discuss their shared passion for muay thai and a telegu student in need of your help!
Beef Vigilantes
April 03, 2023 10:03 - 35 minutes - 49.3 MBFULL EPISODE ON PATREON--also bonus content, spicy archived episodes, early access to episodes, and access to our discord server! THIS EP: Joe has a junglee comedy story; Is Pranav scary?; funny cat names and comedy club names; Hindu meat vigilantes and plane pissers; Usama's special; Pranav wants to be a Hindu nationalist but can't be bc they're too stupid; beef smugglers; were The Smiths Hindutva?; And more--ON PATREON!
Browns on the March
March 27, 2023 10:03 - 36 minutes - 49.9 MBFULL EPISODE ON PATREON! The boys ate a couple edibles. Desis loving basketball; Brown kids identifying as black; white astrology; pakistan woman's march; complicated feelings towards Pakistan in general; how to properly eat swedish food; Karnataka's bachelor's march; the edibles hit and then the episode ends but what happens after is hilarious--we break down the comparison between china and India and how the karnataka march is a sign of India's similar economic/demographic growing pains ...
Raquel Evita Saraswati and the Dolezal Pandemic
March 20, 2023 11:05 - 41 minutes - 56.5 MBFULL EPISODE ON PATREON! Along with early access, bonus content, access to our discord server, our first 150 episodes, and more!
Uncle Taj For President! | Mango Bae #215
March 13, 2023 10:03 - 36 minutes - 50.8 MBFULL EPISODE ON PATREON This is a hilarious episode where we make fun of the Indian republicans running for president--don't be a butthurt weirdo about this because it's fun and nothing more ok?
HINDU TERRORISTS IN MARYLAND?!!?!
March 06, 2023 11:03 - 37 minutes - 51.2 MBFULL EPISODE ON PATREON This week we talk Shemima Begum--the ex ISIS thot who's now fighting to repatriate herself back into the UK--and lots more!
213: Taliban Boredom at the End of History
February 27, 2023 11:03 - 37 minutes - 51.1 MBTaliban is Bored y'all! We unpack the latest reports about the Taliban being bored with the lifestyle of victorious bureacrats, and much more! Full episodes are on patreon now!
Mango Bae # 212 Self-Trafficking Bengalis!
February 21, 2023 11:03 - 36 minutes - 50.3 MBFull Episode on Patreon!
Modi and the BBC, MIA Being a HOTEP, Pakistan Carnage
February 13, 2023 11:03 - 35 minutes - 49.2 MBFull episode for Patreon subs! Here's a timecode braakdown of what we discuss: 00:00:00 - summary 00:00:22 - intro 00:00:56 - the south asian countries 00:03:47 - gays and women 00:06:30 - white gay men 00:08:33 - Spanish Jesus and accents 00:09:43 - Modi BBC Documentary 00:16:18 - china, news and the homeless 00:20:52 - Joe as husband 00:24:30 - Modi part 2 00:28:21 - American politicians 00:31:10 - rohingyas
#210: Zubi's Getting Married! ft. Zubi Ahmed
February 08, 2023 17:21 - 50 minutes - 70.1 MBThe mango boys have on their bestie again, the hilarious writer-comedian Zubi Ahmed!! We talk her impending doom (a trip to Bangladesh where she has to get married). It's a goofy, fun, jungli AF time. Thanks for listening!!!
#209 The Taliban Hearts Andrew Tate, and Indians on Planes
January 30, 2023 12:02 - 52 minutes - 71.6 MBWe're talking the taliban claiming Andrew Tate as their boy, and some recent stories about Indians acting all jungli on planes--peeing on and fighting with each other--and some of the cultural reasons why!
208: Substance Abuse With Sujata
January 23, 2023 10:04 - 54 minutes - 74.4 MBSujata returns to tell us about her battles with addiction, Punjabis and alcohol, how it affected her life as a dancer, and how she got it all together and took control of her life, her own way.
207: Retail Abuse With Sujata
January 16, 2023 10:04 - 1 hour - 87.6 MBPranav's childhood bestie--brilliant, beautiful, and hyper talented dancer Sujata--comes on to tell us her travails with retail workers, how it stems from her difficulties as a single woman in India, her unorthodox life as an Indian woman and dancer, and her lifelong friendship with Pranav.
206: Talibanned and the Indonesian Ban on S*x
January 09, 2023 10:04 - 45 minutes - 62.2 MBThe Taliban go wild and ban women from all aspects of public life, the Indonesian gov ban s*x altogether, and much more!
The Most Profound Conversation for the Shittest of Minds | Mangobae EP205
January 02, 2023 15:00 - 48 minutes - 67.2 MBIn this week's episode, the boys have one of their most profound conversations. A subject matter that connects us all. We talk about shitting. We go into how having diarrhea during a comedy set makes your jokes better, the boy's personal shit stories, and Joe chimes in with his own stories.
Pathaan, Caste at Brown University, Polygamy in India?!
December 26, 2022 15:55 - 55 minutes - 76.1 MBWe talk Caste at Brown University, the controversy around Shah Rukh Khan and Deepika Padukone's movie Pathaan, and Muslim women fighting polygamy in India!
Drunk Uncle Vibes w/ Karan Menon
December 19, 2022 10:04 - 44 minutes - 60.8 MBWe have a good old time with our favorite Tik Tok God, Karan Menon. We discuss drunk desi uncles, Karan's dad's comedy dreams, his own aspirations, Usama pretending to be vulnerable, and lots more!
#202: Too Pajeet to Quit
December 12, 2022 10:04 - 32 minutes - 44.5 MBThe boys use a story about Pranav's adorable nephew as a jumpin goff point to discuss racial slurs directed at Indians!
Colonizing the Colonizer
December 05, 2022 12:40 - 54 minutes - 75.2 MBThis week we discuss the new census released int he UK showing the changing demographics of the country as well as it's "super diverse" cities, the decline of Christianity there and in the west, the Saudis not bonesawing the families of their soccer team, the Iranian team receiving threats, and Usama's near death experience!
Qatari Corruption and Latinx Beatdowns
November 28, 2022 10:04 - 40 minutes - 56.1 MBUsama gets assaulted by a horny Colombiana and we break down the absolute carnival of corruption that is FIFA and the overall badness of Qatar--a very fun one!
Antisocial Media in Leicester
November 21, 2022 10:40 - 45 minutes - 62.6 MBThis week we discuss a return villain--the same three-named white devil woman from before--as well as gay jamaicans, the islamist billy on the street, and the impact of social media on the Leicester hindu vs muslim riots.
198: Karma's a Bloke, Innit? Rishi Sunak and India's Revenge
November 14, 2022 10:04 - 45 minutes - 63.3 MBWhat a wild week. Pranav has a run in with bad craft services as he becomes a famous actor, then the hboys dive into Imran Khan getting capped, how he actually staged it himself, the down badness of pakistan in general, Rishi Sunak FTW and how all south asians should celebrate instead of just being all whiny because he's basically just the Indian Obama--Karma's a bloke, innit guvna!
Honorable Imam Andrew Tate
November 07, 2022 10:04 - 43 minutes - 59.9 MBPranav is down bad bad when his GF finds a scandalous search and he decides, following the inspo of Imam Andrew Tate, to convert to Islam. Sorry haters. Islam is the one true religion for bros. This episode is quite funny--Pranav's despair is entertaining.
Mango Bae #196 Unravelling Hijabs
October 31, 2022 09:04 - 44 minutes - 40.7 MBWhose 'jab is it anyways??!! The boys this week talk about Usama getting a prosthetic boner on a film set and the Iranian hijba protests! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/
Mango Bae #195: Indians and Menstruation, Harrassment in Delhi, Breaking Records/Coconuts
October 24, 2022 11:09 - 45 minutes - 42 MBIn this week's episode: Usama's mom corners him about marriage, women self-banishing during their periods, the need to stay away from the BBC news when talking about India.
#193: Hanging w Ramy Youseff
October 10, 2022 09:04 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MBWe hung out with our boy Ramy and talked Islam, his hit show, hijinx in comedy, Usama being a menace, prayer, and all kinds of fun, wild things!
Zarna's Back!
October 03, 2022 09:04 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MBZarna is back on Mango Bae to discuss her ascent in the world on entertainment, and how she used a whole lot of child labor to do it!
Arranged Marriage FTW!
September 26, 2022 09:04 - 38 minutes - 35.7 MBDon't try this at home! Or do! Are we teaching the kids well? Someone tries to Cuck Usama in Spain; a very special DM from a woman who leaves her white boyfriend for an arranged marriage. We rule. Please write us a review!
Mango Bae #190: 9/11 For Lunch :(
September 19, 2022 10:39 - 45 minutes - 41.8 MBOur annual 9/11 episode what's not to like?
Sore Thumbs and Soccer Hooligans
September 12, 2022 09:04 - 48 minutes - 44.4 MBA wild, fiun one: Pranav has a sore thumb and a bad habit, Usama almost gets into a PHYSICAL FIST FIGHT IN ENGLAND with some soccer hooligans.
Indian Matchmaking Season 2
September 05, 2022 09:04 - 50 minutes - 45.9 MBThis week we attempt to satisfy the algorithm by talking Indian Matchmaking Season 2--Nadya's villain arc, keyed up Gujaratis, and how it's not really Indian matchmaking!
Mango Bae #187: Rice Deal Gone Wrong
August 29, 2022 09:04 - 32 minutes - 29.6 MBWe talk the Anti-Shia serial murders in Albuquerque and lots more fun stuff!
Mango Bae #186: Salman Rush D Stage!
August 22, 2022 09:04 - 40 minutes - 37.1 MBThe boys discuss the celestial vibes of the mango bae live show, the stabbing of salman Rushdie, Hindu violence vs Muslim violence, partition vibes, and lots more!
Turnt off Bengali Rubber Juice
August 15, 2022 11:08 - 42 minutes - 38.9 MBA truly wild one. We had an amazing live show and we wanna thank everyone who came out. Share Mango Bae with your friends, this podcast literally makes life better.
Bridezilla wallah with Subhah Agarwal|Mango Bae # 184
August 08, 2022 04:45 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBThe boys are joined by our guest Subhah Agarwal, they talk about marrying yourself marrying other people, white people marrying into the culture, and more! 00:00:00- summary 00:00:16 - intro 00:00:50 - Usama impression 00:02:13 - Aziz impression 00:02:53 - Usama arrives 00:03:35 - Subhah impersonates Usama 00:04:23 – Live Show 00:05:58 – Subhah Introduction 00:07:28 – Marrying yourself (Brown of the week) 00:11:55 – Our families are so overreactive 00:13:35 – Marryin...
White Girl Carnage, Uncle Ricky Martin, and Osho Madness | Mango Bae # 183
August 01, 2022 08:33 - 40 minutes - 37.4 MBWe talk white girls acting up, Osho, Parsis in entertainment, Ricky Martin being a bad uncle, and lots more fun! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS!!! Patreon Bonus Content!: https://www.patreon.com/mangobae Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mango-bae/id1457454653 Spotify: https://open.spotify.co...
UK's First Indian Prime Minister? | Mango Bae # 182
July 25, 2022 05:52 - 52 minutes - 48.6 MBThis week Pranav and Usama are talking about the heat wave hitting the UK, just another day in the office for the Mango Baes! The guys realize Indians are taking over and that they need to have a Sikh guest on soon! Have you watched Indiana Jones? These old movies are so wild, especially how women are treated. A lot of scenes with women being slapped. Shout out consent, and AOC! The guys find out which famous women are Indian and the latest celebrity dating gossip. Listen to the latest ep an...
Lost Episode (On Acid) | MangoBae # 181
July 18, 2022 09:00 - 48 minutes - 45 MBThis week the boys rift while on the greens. They talk about why they think the other person is a great comedian, FOB food moments, Forest Gump? They drive into what it is like dating European women, why the old and blind need to start pulling their weight, and how they first met. 🥭This is a throwback episode that used to live on the patreon! There is so much content on the Patreon, you have to go check it out!🙌🥭 00:00:00 intro 00:00:41 Usama and Pranav are great comedians 00:06:10 The ...