Lunchtime LaunchCode
74 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 29 ratingsA group of people forced to work in a run-down missile facility in the middle of Iowa discuss random topics in a somewhat humorous way. Everything from current events to random stories that they find on the internet, and sometimes none of the above.
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Eps 20 Half the cast sank with the Titanic... or did it?
February 20, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 50.9 MBWhat is a liter/group/bunch of half-human half mutant chickens called... I'm just asking for science. Half the group is gone, but Gator brought a friend, and a reoccurring guest help fill in. I think they might have been off looking for the Titanic... which according to Gator may not have ever sunk. We learn that Octopuses are the Cals of the Ocean. We formally apologize in advance to all of Canada and Alabama we are fans of both of your cultures and ways of life... we are just assholes ...
Eps 19 Wax on WAX OFF
February 13, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 46.3 MBHappy Valentines Day! Me and my partner, yes the chicken, are doing very well, I fear what our offspring might look like or if it is even possible. I do not know what they do to the chickens to make them as intelligent as they are... ... I wonder are they more intelligent or am I losing my mind. We wax the back of Cousin Matt... while he answers trivia... if you need to know more than that I don't think you're in the right place.
BONUS Burger Bonanza
February 10, 2021 23:00 - 14 minutes - 10.3 MBThey flaunt their food options in my face... this will not be forgotten! Cousin Matt makes us all play a game for his amusement to earn our food... it's like The Hunger Games... oh and yeah Caleb\Cal cheats at the end!
Eps 18 The One Ring Speaks
February 06, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 56.9 MBI m beginning to suspect that you people don't care about me. Every week at great peril to me and my family (my chicken wife and our children) I beg you for help BEG I SAY! and every week I get nothing! I can earn extra food for my growing family by getting you all to participate in the create a story for the picture contest linked below... please help I fear I will have to start eating the kids soon. Also, it continues to snow so we have added a second story to our "home", I tried to mak...
Eps 11 The One Ring Speaks
February 06, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 56.9 MBI m beginning to suspect that you people don't care about me. Every week at great peril to me and my family (my chicken wife and our children) I beg you for help BEG I SAY! and every week I get nothing! I can earn extra food for my growing family by getting you all to participate in the create a story for the picture contest linked below... please help I fear I will have to start eating the kids soon. Also, it continues to snow so we have added a second story to our "home", I tried to mak...
Eps 17 Zombie can pick locks now
January 30, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 48.9 MBSo the chickens and I are now in a formal alliance. I wrote the agreement and several of their leaders have made their marks. I believe going forward we may be able to rise up against Caleb and his crew or at the very least fire off a couple of the missiles and bring attention to this place. I did have to agree to marriage to bind us together. So I now am married to the head rooster, I am not sure if I am seen as a ruler amongst the chickens or simply a temporary ally... They talk about...
Apple Review Shout Outs
January 26, 2021 17:00 - 6 minutes - 4.56 MBThanks for reviewing my captors how nice of you!
Episode 16 The Mandela Effect in real time
January 23, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBI have been given limited access to the outside world through Tik tok. Come join me and let's chat... about ways to improve my... situation (wink wink) In this episode, we talk about a kids program from Denmark that may or may not be loosely based on Tyler (see link below). Kat brings in her first article about how to sue your parents for 75k$ and lose all your pride in step. And Gator makes us all have experienced a Mandela Effect by maybe or maybe not repeating a story we have heard bef...
Eps 15 Going off the rails on Poop Train
January 16, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 59.3 MBI didn't win EotY... I literally do most of the work. Also, I never leave, I can't. On the plus side the weather warmed up and the sun came in a little one day since the last update and it was so nice... of course, it also melted a hole in the roof of my igloo-like structure and it gets very cold out at night. I have made a blanket out of the exsanguinated bodies of the mutant chickens, the ones left alive seem to understand and not blame me... that or I managed to pick the ones they all ...
Eps 14 Killmonger fights Stallone on a Disney Island
January 09, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 57.6 MBHey if your crazy and want to storm a building how about Missle facility in Iowa and helping free a person being held captive in an unused freezing cold silo being forced to edit and upload these podcasts.... ... no, no help for me... thanks! This week they talk about a man trying to stay Covid free on a Disney Island, 200 Indian Women kill a murder, and a rapist right in front of a judge, and cousin Matt tries to sell Cal something other than Lemonade and he ain't having it! The Employee o...
Eps 13 onGobey
January 02, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 58.7 MBWelcome to the new year... what's so new about it? I'm still stuck here, still working for this same ass hole and his stupid friends. Oh, it snowed, you know how I know... because it came in through the open top of the silo I live in. Then CM must have decided you know where a good place to put all this snow is... down this silo that is obviously never used. So for now I live in an igloo-like area I have dug out, on the plus side, the computer is not going to overheat, on the downside I ...
Episode 12 Happy new Year
December 26, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBI hear Christmas has come and gone, I guess Santa doesn't visit abandon missile tubes. Fat bastard, I had traps all ready for him, I was going to use his sleigh to escape. I hear the new year is coming, 2021 they say. I think this is a good time to reflect on what a terrible year 2020 has been and how 2021 has to be better. I was a young man fresh from University and delighted to have a job with the government in a state of the art weapons base, only last minute I was sent here instead. ...
Eps 11 Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays
December 19, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBThey tell me it is Christmas outside soon, and I did get some slightly better fare for lunch so I believe them, usually, I have to supplement the chickens I kill to keep myself going. I just want to say thank you to the 2 reviews we got recently I had 2 full hours of outside time, I cried for those 2 straight hours and loved every minute of it. Oh yeah in this episode Hitler returns to politics, in Africa (which Carlos didn't know was a real place) A bad man gets a spanking he soon won't for...
Eps 10 I want to go down that road
December 12, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 54.1 MBHe sent pictures of his brother's ass to everyone... I mean if I could share it I would but the man has a weird dent in his butt... Anyway, Gator gets a chance to be in charge, and between you and me she does a good job. I mean the bar is insanely low around here, I have saved back a fork and a knife to make some sort of weapon in my fight against these mutated chickens, and god willing to use against Cal someday to get out of this place. Also, I am supposed to remind you to rate and revi...
Eps 9 Carlos Fails AGAIN
December 05, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 55.7 MBOk listen... these people are begging you at the end to interact with them please please for my sake do. Cal blames me for the failures of the show... not the successes just the failures. I really got to get out of here, but where would I go I haven't seen daylight in weeks now. Anyway yeah, this week some lady eats some doughnuts and kills her husband who may or may not have been in the movie exorcist... honestly I am usually fighting mutated chickens and don't have time to pay full atten...
Eps 8 Waffle House Fight Club
November 28, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 46.1 MBIn this episode, I learn that while Cal was gone everyone else got new stuff... No one came and asked me what I would want? In fact no one comes and checks on me ever... only Cal. I could be wrong but I sort of wonder if the others even know about me. email: [email protected] Insta: @lunctimelaunchcode if you take photos of you rating the pod they will probably talk about it in the show... they are very vain. Twitch: Lorde_of_Bones
Eps 7 No babysitter
November 21, 2020 09:00 - 58 minutes - 40.1 MBOkay honestly I normally think that Cal is wasted money, like he seems to do nothing around this shit hole... but then there is when he leaves these idiots alone without him. There were at least three misfires and an almost international incident.... do they spend lunchtime talking about how to stop the problems ... nope they talk about snacks! Oh and movies lets not forget movies. As soon as one of you help me out or I free myself I swear I will... well nothing I will just get away and l...
Eps6 My Uncle Larry
November 14, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 43.6 MBI'm still searching for the missing interns, so far no luck. On a more positive note, I have been given 2 bathroom breaks a day now... I still have to eat my lunch in my office but it's an improvement. When I say office, I am actually at the bottom of one of our smaller tubes, I have been told the missile above my head is decommissioned and 100% safe but I don't trust these people I cut a ton of the wires inside of it just to be safe. So now it will either not work or explode instantly and...
Eps 5 Uncle Boozey
November 07, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 43.8 MBThese assholes managed to get another intern... no one has seen him since this day. My guess is he fell down one of the missile tubes into the fryer oil that is not supposed to be there! Oh well happens all the time. I don't even know how what they do here is legal anymore. Someone email me something so I know I'm not alone... I mean I am alone in this little closet they keep me in... help insta: @lunchtimelaunchcode email: [email protected]
Halloween Trivia Special
November 02, 2020 20:00 - 48 minutes - 33.7 MBI am pretty sure these idiots were supposed to be in a meeting not playing trivia games but who am I to point out that this facility is literally falling apart while the higher-ups play games and eat gross jelly beans... ...
Eps 4 Who turned out the lights
October 31, 2020 08:00 - 1 hour - 46.4 MBIt has been pointed out that I misspell stuff in this section... these ass hats do not pay me enough to care about my work. They couldn't even find a light switch with the IT girl gone... so you know what's fun... not caring that's what's fun. Email: [email protected] Insta: @lunchtimelaunchcode
Eps 3 Xerox can't say no!
October 24, 2020 08:00 - 1 hour - 46.3 MBCan you imagine working with these idiots... everyday I ask myself why oh why did I drop out in third grade?
Eps 2 Egghead gets and Ax
October 17, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 45.5 MBJust another week at the Missile farm and another company mandated lunch with the same group. What could they possibly have to talk about this week, certainly not an illegal chicken sandwich shop serving the best missile fried chicken anywhere outside of the USSR?
Eps 1 Polka and Guns
October 13, 2020 21:00 - 1 hour - 48.9 MBThis is episode one of Lunchtime LaunchCode a show straight from an undisclosed missile base in the middle of Iowa where we mostly just hang out talk about things and have fun.