#62: Christmas 2018 (Livin La Quinta Loca) [12.31.18]

'Twas a few days after Christmas, and we had fled the house,
Not a liquor store open, but my mom had a flask in her blouse;
The bathroom at La Quinta was not cleaned with care,
But mom and Jud would still be there;
Burger King was where we were fed;
Which would cause Jud's bowels a whole lot of dread;
And mamma with her gallons of wine, and I in my camouflage pants,
Wished I had stayed in LA at Plan B Gentleman's Club for a lap dance.

"Options" by Stevie Stone used with permission. Listen to him wherever you ball sagging morons listen to music.

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Recorded on 12.28.18 in Dodge City KS.

Special Thanks: mom, Stevie Stone