Ear Of The Beholder: LIW The Twilight Zone Review
706 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★ - 13 ratingsComedian Phoenix West & Dick Dickette review every episode of The Twilight Zone (all versions) and Night Gallery. This show is stand-up meets review show. Sobriety not guaranteed.
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266: Night Gallery - 101B - The Housekeeper (Live)
July 06, 2021 03:58 - 31 minutes - 43.8 MBMrs. Doubtfire is called old and ugly but then a frog makes her young. It’s a classic fairy tale done in typical Night Gallery fashion. Which means it’s boring and overly long. Plus, she ends up greedy like everyone else.LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast
265: Richard Matheson Scripts - The Night Strangler (1973) (Live)
June 30, 2021 06:14 - 1 hour - 112 MBWell, this time it’s not a vampire. It’s just BASICALLY a vampire. Stealing blood to maintain your immortality is a vampire in my book. Enjoy this movie full of workplace arguments and sweaty men. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast
264: Richard Matheson Scripts - The Night Stalker (1972) (Live)
June 30, 2021 04:52 - 1 hour - 96.4 MBI think we were all expecting a standard police drama about trying to catch Richard Ramirez, The Night Stalker. However that’s clearly not what we got. Nobody seems to give a shit that vampires exist in this world. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast
263: Night Gallery - 222A - The Caterpillar (Live)
June 23, 2021 04:17 - 59 minutes - 81.1 MBYou are supposed to remember this episode as one of the greats. It has a good premise but it’s way too long and has two endings. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast
262: TZ2002 - 113 - Harsh Mistress (Live)
June 23, 2021 04:12 - 58 minutes - 79.8 MBA cursed guitar will curse you. Frank doesn’t understand that concept. To be fair it’s not explained well. Can he play another guitar with the same skill? How did his fingers heal so quickly? How much time is covered in this? LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast
262: TZ2002 - 112 - Harsh Mistress (Live)
June 23, 2021 04:12 - 58 minutes - 79.8 MBA cursed guitar will curse you. Frank doesn’t understand that concept. To be fair it’s not explained well. Can he play another guitar with the same skill? How did his fingers heal so quickly? How much time is covered in this? LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast
261: Night Gallery - 212A - Cool Air (Live)
June 16, 2021 04:21 - 1 hour - 102 MBH.P. Lovecraft has let me down 100% of the time. A woman (for some reason) ignores a thousand red flags while falling in love with a Spanish dude. Wait, that previous sentence wasn’t meant to sound racist. He isn’t giving out red flags because he’s Spanish. He just happens to be Spanish in this story and appears to be a red flag salesman. Wait, that previous sentence wasn’t meant to disparage salesmen…. You know what? Fuck it. It’s just a bad episode about a melting man. LIWstudios Youtube ...
260: TZ1959 - 329 - Four O'Clock Redux (Live)
June 16, 2021 03:19 - 49 minutes - 68 MBWelcome to an episode where a man decides who we shun or cancel and expects the rest of the world to just bow to his commands. He is basically the beta debut of Twitter. This episode would never win any of the poll we win but thanks to the NCAA bracket it is the winner. Didn’t want us to redux this episode? Blame the Baylor Bears men’s basketball team then. IWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast
259: Night Gallery - 207B - Brenda (Live)
June 09, 2021 05:19 - 52 minutes - 71.9 MBI don’t even know what this is. It’s just…. strange. And pointless. Mostly pointless. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
258: TZ1959 - 134 - The After Hours Redux (Live)
June 09, 2021 03:50 - 1 hour - 87.1 MBThis episode was the runner up of The Twilight Zone Twitter Bracket Poll 2. We are slowly getting these redux episodes out of the way. It’s always nice to go back to the OG series. Enjoy this mannequin episode. Oh, spoilers. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
257: Night Gallery - 210B - Keep In Touch - We'll Think Of Something (Live)
June 02, 2021 04:23 - 57 minutes - 78.7 MBIs this even a story? It’s more a slightly amusing anecdote. And barely that. Still better than the previous episode about a mermaid. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
256: Night Gallery - 216A - Lindemann's Catch (Live)
June 02, 2021 04:03 - 43 minutes - 59.3 MBSo did he fuck the mermaid? I mean…. it seemed like he did. And that was before it had lady genitals. It was just a fish. Who else watched this looking to see if they slipped some nudity in? LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
255: TZ1985 - 111B - One Life, Furnished In Early Poverty (Live)
May 26, 2021 04:53 - 1 hour - 106 MBThe remake of Walking Distance had a lot of child abuse. Is it still pedophilia if it’s your younger self? LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
254: TZ1985 - 106B - A Message From Charity (Live)
May 26, 2021 03:27 - 49 minutes - 67.4 MBTurns out there is an original episode of the 2019 Twilight Zone episode Meet In The Middle. It’s about different timelines with a complete idiot teenager who will surely die alone banging a rock. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
253: Night Gallery - 219C - Dead Weight (Live)
May 26, 2021 02:34 - 30 minutes - 41.8 MBThere is a special level of hell for Jack Laird. Although this is his best outing so far. This is only 7 minutes and still managed to waste your time. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
252: TZ1985 - 209C - Private Channel (Live)
May 19, 2021 03:53 - 35 minutes - 49.4 MBGlue this together with Nightmare At 20,000 Feet and you get yourself 2019’s Nightmare At 30,000 Feet. This is a waste of time. Completely. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
251: TZ1985 - 120B - Button, Button (Live)
May 19, 2021 03:07 - 58 minutes - 80.9 MBThe story/episode that Richard Kelly’s last movie was based on. His last movie was 2009. It was The Box. This episode however has the most annoying couple that I hoped they died the entire time. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
250: Night Gallery - 211A - Pickman's Model (Live)
May 05, 2021 03:59 - 52 minutes - 72.2 MBSnooze. We hate painting episodes. We hate them on all our shows. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
249: TZ1985 - 325 - Rendezvous In A Dark Place (Live)
May 05, 2021 03:12 - 54 minutes - 75.4 MBFrank watched the wrong episode again so he can’t say much. Anyway, a semi-remake of Nothing In The Dark leaves a woman horny for death. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
249: TZ1985 - 326 - Rendezvous In A Dark Place (Live)
May 05, 2021 03:12 - 54 minutes - 75.4 MBFrank watched the wrong episode again so he can’t say much. Anyway, a semi-remake of Nothing In The Dark leaves a woman horny for death. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
248: TZ1985 - 304 - The Curious Case Of Edgar Witherspoon (Live)
April 28, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 93.4 MBSeriously. If this is what the world wants just let it die. We have a heated debate in this episode. We also reveal a nice surprise in the personal lives of the podcasters. That never happens. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
248: TZ1985 - 301 - The Curious Case Of Edgar Witherspoon (Live)
April 28, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 93.4 MBSeriously. If this is what the world wants just let it die. We have a heated debate in this episode. We also reveal a nice surprise in the personal lives of the podcasters. That never happens. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
247: TZ2002 - 121 - Found And Lost (Live)
April 28, 2021 03:40 - 1 hour - 107 MBWelcome to the show. It’s about….regret? I don’t know. Just enjoy this shit about glory holes and whatnot. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
247: TZ2002 - 122 - Found And Lost (Live)
April 28, 2021 03:40 - 1 hour - 107 MBWelcome to the show. It’s about….regret? I don’t know. Just enjoy this shit about glory holes and whatnot. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
246: Time Enough At Last Redux Redux (108)
April 21, 2021 05:23 - 1 second - 108 MBFun episode to watch again. However it ends with Frank reading a review FOREVER. Why is he being seductive? He’s reading it right now so I’m taking notes of it. Why is he doing this? It’s so gross. He’s imagining we’re all his childhood couch. This won the second Twilight Zone Twitter Bracket Poll. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
246: TZ1959 - 108 - Time Enough At Last Redux Redux
April 21, 2021 05:23 - 1 hour - 108 MBFun episode to watch again. However it ends with Frank reading a review FOREVER. Why is he being seductive? He’s reading it right now so I’m taking notes of it. Why is he doing this? It’s so gross. He’s imagining we’re all his childhood couch. This won the second Twilight Zone Twitter Bracket Poll. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
245: Night Gallery - 105B - Lone Survivor (Live)
April 21, 2021 03:58 - 41 minutes - 56.7 MBIn case you missed #TheTwilightZone episodes Judgment Night, No Time Like The Past and Death Ship, here is an episode of Rod Serling’s next show to see the same thing. Only this time it’s way more colorful. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
244: TZ1985 - 208A - The Card (Live)
April 21, 2021 03:09 - 53 minutes - 73.4 MBMY BABY!!!! Well this one is spoiled by the opening narration. Credit cards are the devil’s work apparently. Dickless also vanishes. Just like his dick did. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
244: TZ1985 - 213 - The Card (Live)
April 21, 2021 03:09 - 53 minutes - 73.4 MBMY BABY!!!! Well this one is spoiled by the opening narration. Credit cards are the devil’s work apparently. Dickless also vanishes. Just like his dick did. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
243: TZ2002 - 130 - It's Still A Good Life (Live)
April 14, 2021 05:27 - 1 hour - 112 MBWe need a sequel to this every 40 years with a different generation of the Mumy family. It just won’t die. Just like Mumy’s love for his brief career on The Twilight Zone. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
243: TZ2002 - 131 - It's Still A Good Life (Live)
April 14, 2021 05:27 - 1 hour - 112 MBWe need a sequel to this every 40 years with a different generation of the Mumy family. It just won’t die. Just like Mumy’s love for his brief career on The Twilight Zone. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
242: Night Gallery - 209B - A Midnight Visit To The Neighborhood Blood Bank (Live)
April 14, 2021 03:48 - 26 minutes - 36.2 MBIf Jack Laird wasn’t dead we would do something about it. But he is so here we are watching his mistakes. Fatula and a minor do a “comedy” sketch. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
241: TZ1985 - 317 - Appointment On Route 17 (Live)
April 14, 2021 03:11 - 1 hour - 82.4 MBYet another Zale’s commercial with a twist you can guess 3 minutes into the episode. The 80’s were truly awful for everything. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
241: TZ1985 - 315 - Appointment On Route 17 (Live)
April 14, 2021 03:11 - 1 hour - 82.4 MBYet another Zale’s commercial with a twist you can guess 3 minutes into the episode. The 80’s were truly awful for everything. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
240: The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street Redux (TZ 122) (Live)
April 07, 2021 05:06 - 1 hour - 126 MBWe did a small sample poll on Twitter to choose the next redux episode and this won. Thankfully. One of my favorite original episodes. It’s nice to get these little breaks from the other garbage we are doing recently. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
240: TZ1959 - 122 - The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street Redux (Live)
April 07, 2021 05:06 - 1 hour - 126 MBWe did a small sample poll on Twitter to choose the next redux episode and this won. Thankfully. One of my favorite original episodes. It’s nice to get these little breaks from the other garbage we are doing recently. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
239: TZ1985 - 116 - Teacher's Aide (Live)
April 07, 2021 03:27 - 33 minutes - 46.3 MBIn case you weren’t aware this is the 1980’s. The music will not let you forget this fact. Oh, something about a teacher being a bitch and blaming it on being a cat possessed by a gargoyle? Sure. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
239: TZ1985 - 107A - Teacher's Aide (Live)
April 07, 2021 03:27 - 33 minutes - 46.3 MBIn case you weren’t aware this is the 1980’s. The music will not let you forget this fact. Oh, something about a teacher being a bitch and blaming it on being a cat possessed by a gargoyle? Sure. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
238: Night Gallery - 209C - Dr. Stringfellow's Rejuvenator (Live)
April 07, 2021 03:25 - 40 minutes - 56.2 MBI mean…. we watched Night Gallery and it wasn’t completely miserable. Reminds me of The Grave from #TheTwilightZone but whatever. At least it didn’t have Victorian era furniture. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
237: TZ1985 - 314 - Acts Of Terror (Live)
March 31, 2021 04:38 - 46 minutes - 64.4 MBI mean…. He’s just trying to be romantic and this woman shits all over his plans. He loves her SOOOOO much and she just won’t accept it or stop being clumsy and lazy. Then she sicks a demon dog on him. What a bitch. *SLAP LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
237: TZ1985 - 311 - Acts Of Terror (Live)
March 31, 2021 04:38 - 46 minutes - 64.4 MBI mean…. He’s just trying to be romantic and this woman shits all over his plans. He loves her SOOOOO much and she just won’t accept it or stop being clumsy and lazy. Then she sicks a demon dog on him. What a bitch. *SLAP LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
236: TZ1985 - 302 - The Trunk (Live)
March 31, 2021 04:32 - 49 minutes - 68.2 MBHow many times do wave to watch stories like this? If you’re sick of monkey paws and genies then you’ll love this….trunk. You wish into it and nothing much happens. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
236: TZ1985 - 314 - The Trunk (Live)
March 31, 2021 04:32 - 49 minutes - 68.2 MBHow many times do wave to watch stories like this? If you’re sick of monkey paws and genies then you’ll love this….trunk. You wish into it and nothing much happens. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
235: Night Gallery - 212C - Quoth The Raven (Live)
March 31, 2021 04:28 - 31 minutes - 43.4 MBIs this episode more offensive to the audience or the memory of Edgar Allan Poe? Con Air was a more compelling Poe story than whatever this is. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
234: Night Gallery - 315B - How To Cure The Common Vampire (Live)
March 24, 2021 05:04 - 41 minutes - 57.3 MBThis was a pointless waste of time. Oh, that last sentence has as many words as this entire #NightGallery episode did. We haven’t recorded this episode yet so I’m curious how long we can discuss it. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
233: TZ1985 - 311 - Our Selena Is Dying (Live)
March 24, 2021 04:37 - 52 minutes - 71.5 MBThis was a confusing mess of a remake of Queen Of The Nile. It also looks like a Zales commercial. No thank you. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
233: TZ1985 - 308 - Our Selena Is Dying (Live)
March 24, 2021 04:37 - 52 minutes - 71.5 MBThis was a confusing mess of a remake of Queen Of The Nile. It also looks like a Zales commercial. No thank you. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
232: Charles Beaumont Scripts - The Intruder (1962) (Live)
March 24, 2021 03:22 - 1 hour - 100 MBHad I known what this movie was about…. I wouldn’t have put our faces on these men in our show poster. I mean…. the poster and name made it sound like a crime/spy thing. Well, enjoy hearing the N word two thousand times. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
231: TZ2002 - 109 - Pool Guy (Live)
March 17, 2021 04:34 - 1 hour - 90.9 MB3/4 of us hated this episode. The other one is wrong but liked it for the wrong reasons. If you want to see a secret gay relationship in the Matrix then this is your episode. Loucifer Diamond Phillips is his real name. Don’t let him talk you out of it. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.
230: Night Gallery - 202A - Death In The Family (Live)
March 17, 2021 03:20 - 54 minutes - 74.8 MBOur first Night Gallery episode was fucked over by daylight savings time. We are joined late by Frank to talk about this episode in which nothing much happens. Cool ending tho. Best I can say. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.