Creeping through the shuttered halls,

our heroes heed adventure calls.

In yonder room they find a gun,

and thus begins this journey's fun.

Daddy shoots, and Snakes reboots,

while Captain jokes and ponders loots.

So enter, join the spooky trance -

does the party stand a chance?

Life's a Battle Episode 9 is here! Tell your mom and your best friend from 3rd grade!