Life's a Battle
17 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 2 ratingsA Fantasy Adventure Podcast. Join the Battle family and their friends as they embark on misadventures and make each other laugh!
Always remember:
Life's a Battle, but you're not in this alone.
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Episodes
S2 Ep. 2 - The Doors of Infinity (Sizzle Sazzle)
August 21, 2022 23:44 - 2 hours - 123 MBOur daring commandos have dropped into the basin of Mt. Tarnished, and all hell has broken loose. As they search for the doors of the Eternium, our heroes face off against an onslaught of resistance and unthinkable mysteries. Our heroes spill some blood, have a thousand and one new questions, and meet violent disagreements. Will our heroes survive long enough to find the door to the Eternium? The doors of infinity? Check out the newest episode of LIFE'S A BATTLE and find out. Thanks for ch...
The Eternity Gauntlet: Episode One - The End of the World
August 07, 2022 16:57 - 3 hours - 235 MBWelcome to Season Two of Life's a Battle, The Eternity Gauntlet. We meet our new band of heroes and enter the Souls-like world of Miyazakia, a fantasy landscape filled with the creatures and magic of the Forgotten Realms. Our story follows a beleaguered group of commandos as they are gathered for a mission that could decide the fate of the realm. The Blood Hunters of the Knights of the Hollow Order are comprised of six heroes from across the realm: a young elven assassin cloaked in shadow,...
Life's a Battle Season Two Announcement
July 28, 2022 19:24 - 3 minutes - 4.81 MBWhat's up everyone? Life's a Battle is a Fantasy Adventure podcast, and we are back on the market baby. Join Dungeon Master Kyle Battle and his family and friends as they take on the fate of the world in our new Souls-like campaign. Season Two will have more high-flying hijinks than ever before, so stay tuned for new episodes every two weeks. Life's a Battle, but you're not in it alone. Have an excellent day!
Episode 10 - Punch it, Judy!
November 13, 2021 22:33 - 1 hour - 96.9 MBOur fearless flyers delve deeper into the dangerous dungeon of Kathy Town's Forge! Robot zombies? Check. Nuclear fusion reactors? Double check. Daddy treats the factory like a museum, Snakes becomes Angelina Jolie in Hackers, Captain ups his theatre makeup game. What secrets lie at the core of the Forge? Find out on this week's episode of Life's a Battle. Tell your mom and dad, your HR representative, or maybe your work bestie. Thanks for listening, and we'll see you in the stars!
Episode 9 - Spooky Scary Shenanigans
October 24, 2021 19:54 - 1 hour - 81.6 MBCreeping through the shuttered halls, our heroes heed adventure calls. In yonder room they find a gun, and thus begins this journey's fun. Daddy shoots, and Snakes reboots, while Captain jokes and ponders loots. So enter, join the spooky trance - does the party stand a chance? Life's a Battle Episode 9 is here! Tell your mom and your best friend from 3rd grade!
Episode 8 - Robots and Quivering Lips
October 08, 2021 19:20 - 2 hours - 134 MBThe gang jumps right into the action as they make their way into the heart of Kathy Town. Daddy has some hot surges, Captain makes wily use of his favorite weapon, and Snakes cosplays as Cyclops. With two hours of robot-bashing, sidesplitting action, Life has never been more of a Battle for our daring wayfarers. Will they uncover the secrets of the Forge? You'll just have to wait and see, you silly gooses. Remember: Life's a Battle, so always know where the closest fire extinguisher is.
Episode 7 - Enter the Dungeon
September 27, 2021 02:39 - 1 hour - 100 MBOnce there was a group of three, one of whom was named Daddy. Down they went, the hidden path, thank Snakes, detective polymath. With gifts and deliberation, they crept into that haunted station. Who knows what they are yet to find? Will they live or lose their minds? With Captain Glider's debonair, the gang descends towards K-Town's lair.
Episode 6 - What's Your Hero Stance?
September 19, 2021 02:32 - 2 hours - 124 MBThings get weird as the rowdy bunch follows the baddy bartender into Kathy Town's upper heights. The stakes are high, and the gang unravels the mysteries of Zapadoo-2, one rundown at a time. Snakes practices her hero stance, Captain gets his gains, Daddy has a close call. Grab your space shoes and strap in, because you're in for a wild ride. Life's a Battle, so tell your friends you love them, and also when something's in their teeth.
Episode 5 - Welcome to Kathy Town
August 12, 2021 11:50 - 2 hours - 124 MBOoooooh doggie! Our merry band of danger noodles finally touch down in Kathy Town, and as they learn more about the mysterious event, tensions rise. Snakes sings an original tune, Daddy gets mad and disappointed, Fynn Glider grows into his role as Captain of Chaos. From scared teenage guards to angry hobbits, this episode is more giggly and dramatic than a pack of hyenas on laughing gas. Thanks for listening, and don't forget to tell your friends, your dads, your mom, and your llama, if you ...
Episode 4 - On Fursacs and Formians
August 01, 2021 20:23 - 1 hour - 82.4 MBOur fearless flyers (not the Vulfpeck alternate funk band) converse with their new friends. The plot thickens as the party learns more about the mysterious event overshadowing Zapadoo-2 and its inhabitants. Daddy's tired, Snakes learns the shape of the wind, Fynn Glider tarries his outfit. Will our heroes make it to Kathytown in one piece? Or will they stir up more trouble? Tune in and harness up: it's story time.
Episode 3 - The Flight of Bones
July 21, 2021 23:03 - 2 hours - 141 MBOur high-flying heroes are in for a bumpy ride! The party takes to the skies in a unique vehicle, bringing a new friend along for the ride. Snakes becomes a detective. Captain Glider shows off his mad piloting skills. Daddy forgets to buckle up. Strap in for our most exciting episode yet, and don't forget your running shorts!
Life's a Battle Episode 2 - Better Than Church
July 11, 2021 21:31 - 1 hour - 104 MBAfter an epic crash landing, the party finds themselves in the company of robed figures and their space llamas. An unknown event shadows the day-to-day operations of this strange colony, and our heroes dive directly (and indirectly) into the business of unraveling the mystery of Zapadoo-2. Snakes forges a deep affection for space llamas, swearing that she will one day own and befriend such a beast. Daddy is on damage control. Strap in like Richard Branson and get ready for some exposition!
Episode 2 - Better Than Church
July 11, 2021 21:31 - 1 hour - 104 MBAfter an epic crash landing, the party finds themselves in the company of robed figures and their space llamas. An unknown event shadows the day-to-day operations of this strange colony, and our heroes dive directly (and indirectly) into the business of unraveling the mystery of Zapadoo-2. Snakes forges a deep affection for space llamas, swearing that she will one day own and befriend such a beast. Daddy is on damage control. Strap in like Richard Branson and get ready for some exposition!
Episode 1 - Zapadoo-2 Galactic Boogaloo
July 11, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 83.5 MBAfter a strange meeting with their new employer, our intrepid spacers make their way to the western edge of the galaxy. Their destination is Zapadoo-2, a small planet with a whole lot of personality and a unique colony that recently went dark. Tasked to investigate the colony's condition, Daddy, Fynn, and Snakes quickly realize that they are in for a bumpy ride. But what do you expect when a space pirate won't wear her seatbelt?
Life's a Battle Episode 1 - Zapadoo-2 Galactic Boogaloo
July 11, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 83.5 MBAfter a strange meeting with their new employer, our intrepid spacers make their way to the western edge of the galaxy. Their destination is Zapadoo-2, a small planet with a whole lot of personality and a unique colony that recently went dark. Tasked to investigate the colony's condition, Daddy, Fynn, and Snakes quickly realize that they are in for a bumpy ride. But what do you expect when a space pirate won't wear her seatbelt?
Life's a Battle Episode 0 - On Bounties
July 10, 2021 21:08 - 1 hour - 74.6 MBMeet your rag-tag band of space heroes! Fynn Glider, Neutral Dad, and Snakes find themselves in hot water - turns out when there's a bounty on your head, sometimes people come to collect. The party discusses daddies and smashes baddies. Welcome to Life's a Battle.
Episode 0 - On Bounties
July 10, 2021 21:08 - 1 hour - 74.6 MBMeet your rag-tag band of space heroes! Fynn Glider, Neutral Dad, and Snakes find themselves in hot water - turns out when there's a bounty on your head, sometimes people come to collect. The party discusses daddies and smashes baddies. Welcome to Life's a Battle.