As you might have deduced by the title of this episode, we will mourn the once promising career of Atlanta Falcons QB/crash test dummy Matt Ryan (and say a prayer that he will be traded to a mid-tier-at-minimum franchise before his career ends). But before we unite over the slow death that has occurred within all of us over that horrible team, we will talk a lot of college football. We'll talk about a marriage proposal at the end of FSU/Jacksonville State, a cat that stole the show at a Miami Hurricanes game (shocker), Stetson Bennett IV's many nicknames, some conspiracy theories Florida fans have about their QB situation, and we'll talk some point spreads for this coming weekend (we hear, you gambling addicts!).