This week, we take some creative liberties with the word "hasty" and go on an unchecked spree of sports bloviation.... so yeah, the usual. Following up with NFL Head Coach 2006, Scott shares some insights from his virtual life as the Atlanta Scorpion Lollipop's newest head coach. We touch on some soccer, some golf, some bad takes from the usual suspects, a crazy hockey video game that may or may not include playable shrimp people, some SEC football (hitting on the transfer of J.T. Daniels to UGA) and, of course, the biggest question on everyone's mind: what's the weirdest food from every state?