Let's Unpack That
165 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsIrreverent Comedian Lyall Behrens unpacks a different subject every episode. This is a safe space for Men, Black masculinity and reckless original thought, with mainstay guests like Matt Duckett, Trenton Davis and more.
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Blog Rap & Record Stores
September 23, 2022 10:27 - 55 minutes - 51.7 MBLyall Behrens takes a walk down millennial memory lane, looking for Zip files and dirty Mixtape DVDS. Lyall Behrens then talks HBO's Industry and closes the show out with some mail bag questions.
"Bitches Is The New Niggaz"
September 21, 2022 22:27 - 1 hour - 80.5 MBPre-Show: Matt in New York & White Family Weddings Special birthday episode! Lyall Behrens & Matt Duckett go through two bottles of wine and get very spicy! The fellas talk kink vs fetish, post pandemic hookups, threesomes and new sexual mental gymnastics after being domesticated.
The Culture Vol. 1
September 16, 2022 06:58 - 1 hour - 68.1 MBPre-Show: Amtrak Bathrooms & San Diego! Lyall Behrens talks normalized things within the culture he's not a fan of, from people playing crime detectives on social media, COONspiracies and Hip-Hop hot-takes.
We're Just Having Coffee
September 13, 2022 17:32 - 28 minutes - 26.6 MBLyall Behrens drops a light episode to space out the heavy talk. Lyall talks boxing classes, relearning how to spend free weekends being new single and Amtrak routes.
Girls That Suck At Texting & The Guys That Drink Too Much
September 09, 2022 10:13 - 1 hour - 64 MBPre-Show: Lyall Behrens explains why HotelTonight & Airbnb are washed and where to stay instead of them. On our very first mailbag episode, Lyall Behrens takes the Ly-Hive (sorry, Matt-Pack) through dating, sex and self-care questions. Lyall talks self monitoring vices, one night stands having no snacks and more. S/O the Fuck Girls & Sad Boys. Y'all got one right here. MAILBAG: [email protected]
Don't Let This Instagram Change You My Nigga
September 07, 2022 07:34 - 39 minutes - 36.4 MBLyall Behrens unpacks content creators making y'all feel like shit, people morally snitching on themselves and social media causing F.O.M.O.
Muthafuckas That Love To Hate Lizzo, Cardi & WNBA
September 01, 2022 08:56 - 1 hour - 66.9 MBLyall Behrens starts off talking being an elitist snob and the new JAY-Z verse on God Did. Then Lyall Behrens talks passive aggressive online misogyny, fat shaming and quarantine cooking. See Lyall Behrens & Matt Duckett do stand up this weekend! (LA) *back to our Tuesday & Friday schedule next week
HPV Super Spreading Events With James Mwaura
August 23, 2022 09:29 - 1 hour - 72.7 MBPre-Show: Lyall Behrens talks being too emotionally intelligent for his own good, hiding your red flags and HPV super spreading events. Lyall Behrens and Comedian James Mwaura go through three bottles of wine and talk James newfound love for Gen-Z and hooking up with Queer non-binary broads, Lyall clowns "well actually culture," similarities between African & Asian culture, "I'm gonna make you work for it" girls being gross, the line between being an Alpha & Masculinity and the biggest dif...
P.O.C. (Person Of Coon)
August 20, 2022 03:35 - 1 hour - 108 MBPre-Show: Lyall Behrens talks Los Angeles Hostel Comedy Shows, being asked the same fucking questions and racially profiling Russians. Lyall Behrens sits down with Comedian James Mwaura going through two bottles of Santa Barbara wine to talk about their past comedy beef and end up shooting 7 white comedians in the process, African elitism towards Black Americans, digital activism, Big homies accountability, Evil White Roommates and San Francisco being the most racist major city in Californ...
Buyer's remorse
August 16, 2022 08:41 - 1 hour - 62.1 MBPre-Show: Lyall Behrens talks catching strays on Social Media (shots fired but not really) + Irv Gotti's Drink Champs appearance and Fat Joe's newfound soapbox. Lyall Behrens talks bubble alphas, rapper bringer shows vs comedy bringer shows, how to get past feeling owed and why Women go rouge at the end of a relationship.
Fox Hills Mall Legend With Will & Marcus
August 13, 2022 05:56 - 2 hours - 124 MB"Every Darkskin Man has a Lightskin Woman he hates"-An LA proverb Lyall Behrens is joined by Will & Marcus of the Head Above Hypocrisy Podcast to talk becoming a Coon through trauma, Lyall unpacks Will's interracial marriage...this is really Lyall probing his friends not being with Black Women while speaking on the dark side of having a White girl.
Las Vegas Is Overrated
August 09, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 57.4 MBPre-Show: The fellas talk Lyall getting clowned for saying the podcast has 18% female listeners & their super powers during the early stages of dating. Lyall Behrens & Matt Duckett unpack why Las Vegas is nothing but a mall for bridge & tunnel Coonery, where they rank destination weddings, birthdays and graduations, booking shows around obligations and doing weekends at comedy clubs versus comedy festivals.
Start From Scratch (I'm A Bachelor Baby Fuck What You Heard)
August 05, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 65.1 MBLyall Behrens & Matt Duckett talk New York making you want to be single, scumbag studio apartments out of cohabitation, christening the crib as a bachelor, having to move back in with ya parents, the Horny Summer of 2020, bouncing back from major L's and then the fellas have fun restarting the career of a rapper, actor and NBA player.
You Can't Cancel Beyoncé
August 02, 2022 15:29 - 29 minutes - 27.3 MBComedians Lyall Behrens & Matt Duckett talk Will Smith's online apology to Chris Rock, Beyoncé removing lyrics from her album after receiving backlash from disability campaigners, Lyall overly supporting Queen B's First Amendment Rights and Bill Russell's legacy. Get tickets to see Lyall & Matt live this Friday in LA! https://comedyandwine.eventbrite.com/?aff=pod
It Was A Different Time: Marvin's Room
July 30, 2022 04:03 - 30 minutes - 28.1 MBNew theme show where Lyall Behrens unpacks the attitude of past times in America, through pieces of art being the jumping off point. This one is centered around Drake's classic player haters anthem Marvin's Room. Lyall talks drunk dialing, sneaking into UC Berkley House parties, which California college campus had the most baddies (circa '09-'12) bitches that ain't Black saying the N-word and more. Crucial listening for the bitch ass Gen-Z niggaz. Get tickets for Lyall & Matt's upcoming li...
NBA Family Fantasy Draft
July 26, 2022 07:10 - 32 minutes - 29.8 MBLyall Behrens & Matt Duckett draft a 12 man squad of NBA players that have had a blood relation play a regular season game. Get tickets to see Lyall Behrens & Matt Duckett live!
Family Ties
July 26, 2022 07:08 - 1 hour - 64.1 MBPre-Show: Lyall loathing basic ass Uber Drivers and Matt Mansplaining how to fix the WNBA Lyall Behrens & Matt Duckett talk the apple not falling far from the tree, having "I can't marry into this family" epiphany's, Lyall breaks only child myths and more. Tickets to see Lyall Behrens & Matt Duckett do stand up!
N.H.F. (Niggaz Hatin Fo’Real)
July 19, 2022 10:42 - 1 hour - 89.5 MBLyall Behrens & Matt Duckett get personal (in a Michael Jordan way) on this show. The fellas talk Guys calling dibs on Women, selective polyamory, Lyall finding a girlfriend unsexy due to constantly being gassy, revenge fucking (dying to stay relevant) and sex slumps in relationships. This is an episode filled with wisdom, bitterness, subs and heart. Fuck Da Opps.
Derek Jeter Is The Original Drake
July 12, 2022 07:10 - 1 hour - 85.8 MBThe boys are back! Lyall Behrens and Matt Duckett talk Lyall ruining an interracial couples date night, Matt's birthday & performing in Denver, dealing with inflation, how Men should react in regards to Roe v. Wade, White liberal (not so) coded racism towards Clarence Thomas, Brittney Griner, "The New Media" and Derek Jeter's one night stand swag bags.
That Costco Life With Gabe Pacheco
July 06, 2022 08:57 - 1 hour - 109 MB"If you come to New York in a relationship, you'll be single in 2 months."-A New York proverb Pre-Show: Chord cutting & Rewatching childhood movies. Lyall Behrens is joined by Brooklyn based Comedian Gabe Pacheco to talk quarantining with an ex, moving to New York after 9/11, why Comedians need to stop having their girlfriends at shows, entering and exiting New York being similar to outer space and why monogamy is a kink!
Golden State Wins & Drake Sings
June 23, 2022 02:20 - 1 hour - 56.9 MBLyall Behrens talks Black Rappers dick riding White billionaires, Kendrick Lamar's Rap Homework, least favorite NBA championship teams and Drake's new vibey Instagram story music. Bonus Pod. New season drops next month.
Champagne In Park Slope With Tim Barnes
June 02, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 90.8 MBLyall Behrens talks with Tim Barnes about working at The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Old Black Barbershops, Sexual fantasies about Kamala Harris, Tim & Lyall's extreme opposite relationship with the N-Word and more! Season Finale. See ya in a few months! 1 Luv.
Who Hurt You?
June 02, 2022 02:42 - 1 hour - 63.7 MBLyall Behrens unpacks people suffering from W.H.Y. syndrome. Lyall talks the difference between a broken heart and being bitter, being on a blind date with a broad not over her ex, why Lyall holds no ill will towards his exes, a lady friend having "daddy and his friend take advantage" fantasies post-breakup and more!
She Like How It Sounds More Than What It Is
May 24, 2022 16:37 - 1 hour - 64.1 MBYou know the vibes!!
Current Events #5
May 12, 2022 21:53 - 58 minutes - 54 MBLyall Behrens talks Kevin Samuels death, Pusha T's new album, Kendrick Lamar album predictions and The Heart Part 5, Drake's obsession with married women and more.
Current Events #4
May 05, 2022 05:50 - 1 hour - 59.5 MBLyall Behrens unpacks Dave Chappelle stomping out a clumsy would-be attacker during a performance & Pete Davidson tattooing Kanye West's kids name on his neck.
Eskimo Cousins In The Bahamas Part Two
May 04, 2022 09:23 - 1 hour - 81 MB“In Atlanta they want you to be a Rapper, Athlete or D-Boy, in LA they want you to be famous, in Chicago they just want you to have a job.” Lyall Behrens talks when the bullshit is over and why he's against NBA expansion teams. Then Lyall is joined by Trenton Davis to talk regions of the country being out of balance, sexual transmutation, Free Use MWM Marathon's, being next-door neighbors with Michael B. Jordan and the best place for dating in America as a single Heterosexual Black Man. ...
Hall Of Damn Shame
April 26, 2022 08:49 - 1 hour - 65.4 MB"In life you never get what you feel you deserve, you get what you have the leverage to negotiate." Pre-Show: Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Lyall Behrens defines the Hall Of Damn Shame when it comes to potential prospects, Women using young men & suckers as emotional sherpas, early pussy game lessons and millennial women being terrible at setting relationship bait & knowing what they want.
Eskimo Cousins In The Bahamas Part One
April 13, 2022 09:08 - 1 hour - 107 MBLyall Behrens talks performing in The Bahamas for two weeks. Then Lyall is joined by Trenton Davis to discuss hoe families, Trenton surviving a plane crash, sobriety and the best version of yourself.
Cafe Coon
April 11, 2022 19:58 - 1 hour - 75.5 MBLyall & Matt Duckett talk weirdest venues for shows, The French being sensitive and rude, seducing Women through cooking, food & wine pairings, girlfriends that can't cook, Youtube chefs and more. Watch the full episode on Youtube
Big Willie Style
March 30, 2022 03:23 - 1 hour - 93.6 MBWe had to do it. Lyall Behrens and Matt Duckett unpack Will Smith & Chris Rock, being "the good negro," Black school shooter energy, protecting Women and more. Watch the full episode on Youtube
Overemphasis On Vibes
March 22, 2022 16:29 - 1 hour - 80.6 MBLyall Behrens & Matt Duckett talk Ryan Coogler getting mistaken for a bank robber, Brittney Griner getting detained, being Black at Catholic school, first generation Republicans, performative activism and a new segment called "conspiracy corner."
What Do You Bring To The Table?
March 08, 2022 11:20 - 1 hour - 69.4 MBPre-Show: T.I. doing stand up and The Batman movie. Lyall Behrens talks the classic millennial sub post question in dating. We also unpack the effects of not feeling SEEN, why Black Men need to holla at so many Women, roster cuts and being useless.
You Only Have Sex On Vacation Twice
March 01, 2022 21:34 - 45 minutes - 42.2 MBLyall Behrens is joined by Matt Duckett to talk exploring New Mexico, Matt being a pudding head in Ireland, Ukraine & Russia, Black Americans investment in global conflict, unwritten rules in basketball, NBA fights and Juwan Howard's face mush.
The Lakers Suck But Snowfall Is Back!
February 28, 2022 23:33 - 1 hour - 66 MBLyall Behrens talks his NBA Championship favorites, Laker fan frustration and the first two episodes of the new season Snowfall. SPOILERS.
"I Identify As Coon"
February 16, 2022 18:06 - 48 minutes - 45.8 MBLyall Behrens & Matt Duckett talk Bay Area vs LA dating, Matt explains the paperwork Latinos need to say the N-Word, Miami Dolphins Coach Mike McDaniel racial identity, The Terf King Dave Chappelle, Israel Adesanya Coonin for Joe Rogan. https://linktr.ee/LyallBehrens https://linktr.ee/mduckettcomedy
How To Get Max Value At The Strip Club
February 11, 2022 07:23 - 1 hour - 58.3 MBLyall Behrens is joined by Matt Duckett to talk casually racist green rooms, Joe Rogan Nigging it up like he in the green room, Whoopie Goldberg getting into (Jewish) hood business, Hoteps and vaccines, Awkwafina's Coon vocals, Asians that say the N-Word and why Lyall doesn't fuck with White Rappers. And lastly Lyall learns Matt has never been too a strip club.
Relearning Red Flags & Intimacy
February 02, 2022 04:37 - 1 hour - 67.5 MBLyall Behrens talks relearning your dating red flags as a single person, people that try to take up the room lacking the ability to be intimate, racist adjacent white comedians in green rooms, Women not knowing how to juggle dick, Brown people that "act" like niggas annoying Lyall Behrens and more.
The Older I Get, The Blacker I Get
January 28, 2022 21:52 - 1 hour - 89.3 MBPre-Show: Lyall unpacks the real reason people are bitter out of a relationship, dating landscape changing every 4 years and how he could tell an ex was ready to be a hoe on the way out. And Lyall's blank canvas theory. Lyall Behrens talks Michael Rappaport snitching on another nigga, people becoming more conservative the older they get, Liberals having a harder time confronting their inner racism than former Neo Nazis and more.
Don't Embarrass Us
January 20, 2022 03:08 - 1 hour - 73 MBLyall Behrens talks performing on islands, nice hotels contributing to mental health, Sidney Poitier legacy, Kanye West's love triangles and Nas's new run with Hit-Boy.
I'm A Hoe For A Good Hotel
January 20, 2022 03:08 - 1 hour - 73.6 MBLyall Behrens talks performing on islands, nice hotels contributing to mental health, Sidney Poitier legacy, Kanye West's love triangles and Nas's new run with Hit-Boy. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/lyall-behrens7/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lyall-behrens7/support
Dating Artists & Yuppies
January 12, 2022 12:34 - 1 hour - 98.3 MBLyall Behrens talks his disdain for pocket watching, the six types of artists and yuppies you'll encounter via metropolitan dating, bootleg girl bosses, no Woman has big dick energy, real girl bosses pay for lap dances and more.
Black Larry David
January 04, 2022 09:50 - 1 hour - 108 MBPre-Show: NYE Comedy Show & Meme Motivation in January Lyall Behrens unpacks himself for the first time! Lyall talks how he stopped giving a damn on stage and in his last relationship, why he doesn't like giving Uber drivers that are uncomfortable with silence empty reactions and more! This is like somebody proudly explaining how terrible they are but they're not. They're right.
Being Needy In A Relationship
December 30, 2021 13:49 - 1 hour - 90.3 MBPre-Show: East Oakland looking down on West Oakland dustiness, Bay Area Jews and the region being full of shit. Lyall Behrens unpacks being the needy person in a relationship and being the pestered adult with a Woman-Child, resentment that grows from giving more than that's asked of you and time machine wishes. NYE Show Tix
Man Code vs Guy Code
December 22, 2021 09:41 - 1 hour - 64.7 MBLyall Behrens talks drinking buddy ethics, Cock-blocking Comedians after shows, another potential lockdown and senior citizen depression. NYE Show Tix
She Belongs To The Streets
December 15, 2021 10:21 - 1 hour - 74 MBPre-Show: White Girls that don't date White Men are annoying, Niggaz enable goofy White Women, Comedian Ex-Girlfriends and they clout chasing. Lyall Behrens unpacks the difference between slut shaming & identifying she who is for the streets, being in a relationship with a woman that is ready to be a tech-slut, Women that suffer from F.O.M.O. and Men leading double lives. NYE Show Tix
Not Giving A Fuck Is Only For Single People
December 09, 2021 10:39 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBPre-Show: Old Black Barbershops vs Young Nigga Barbershops, turning 18 years old blues, doing what you love. Lyall Behrens unpacks why not giving a fuck is perfect for newly single people, nice guys finishing last being a self-pity myth, nice guys don't exist, how just rolled out of bed looking muthafuckas get hella pussy and self-proclaimed alpha males.
2021: It's okay to be disrespectful to people that were wrong
December 03, 2021 11:38 - 1 hour - 110 MBPre-Show: Find something nice to say about a bad year and then know why you’re alone (00:40). Lyall Behrens talks Kanye & Drake’s frenemy relationship, cold war rap beefs (25:39), Astroworld Festival crowd crush (43:29) and the brilliance of Michael K. Williams (58:46). Then Lyall talks with Matt Duckett about the NBA 75 anniversary list, LeBron James beating Covid tests, and Dwayne (Matt’s Dad) being surprised Lyall’s still alive (1:10:55).
The Holidays: Everybody Boozy, Horny & Stressed
December 01, 2021 01:03 - 1 hour - 69 MBPre-Show: Home for the holidays DM slides and Oakland Nightlife annoying Lyall in less than 24 hours. (20:40) Lyall Behrens talks managing alcohol and stress during the winter, why everybody gets extra horny this time of year and "big dude season" is internet myth. (21:39) Post-Show: Netflix's True Story, Will Smith's King Richard and Comedians doing Drama. (53:53)
This How Yo Relationship Gonna Fall Apart
November 23, 2021 11:08 - 1 hour - 96.3 MBPre-Show: Checking ya inner hater, Going to the homies crib sucks now, Lyall's theory on why LA people are bad dog owners, Jet Suite X review (40:43) Lyall Behrens breaks down the 5 types of dates that happen past the 1 year mark, why it helps to have the same taste in Movies & TV shows, and the "Don't Give A Fuck" factor. Subscribe to Lyall's Youtube