"U Didn't Call No B-hole", Pimp My Soft Nuts, & Boujee Cheese Babies

*RENT FREE: The Crown is Back + Fist Fights in US Senate?!

*AFAF: "My Gf invited her ex to stay over"

*Soft Nut Season is a real problem in the UK

*Jonny overshares big time while discussing eHarmony's new ad campaign

*WHAT TO WATCH: Chris Pratt needs to be stopped and Netflix is gaslighting reality fans

*PINEAPPLES VS. MUSHROOMS VS. CHICKENS

*A Bubly conspiracy that goes all the way to the top (Michael Buble)

*Instagram is putting the Anti-social in Social Media

*Double D's are the hottest trend in Kitchen Appliances

*A new advent calendar that has Hannah contemplating preserving dead bodies??

*SURPRISE SERENADES: Sza's Snooze except it's only about hitting snooze

*Are you the one who locks??

*An expensive new line for your baby has us contemplating baby smells.