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Legally Blunt

468 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 20 hours ago -

A little bit basic and a little bit rock and roll. Hannah & Jonny are as different as two people can possibly be and proof that opposites do attract! But they do agree on the important stuff - family, friends and all things food-related!

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Episodes

Beta Male Bootcamp, The Fish Doorbell, & The Wiener Connoisseur

March 28, 2024 16:39 - 36 minutes - 33 MB

-"FARMER'S MARKET" A Macklemore parody -AFAF: Do you pee in the sink? -Catch a cheater on uber eats. -Have you pushed the fish doorbell? -ICE WATER VS. ROOM TEMP -People are paying big money to learn to be an alpha male -Shakira surprise and blatant celeb lies -FACEBOOK FINDS...Butt toys? -SCIENCE CORNER: Who is number 1 for number 1? -What are office goggles? You might have had them before -My boyfriend wants me to "do things that make him want to propose"?? -Wanna be a Wiener Co...

Scrub Mommy or Daddy, Fire Up The Creed Cannon, & Risk It All For A Plain Old Fashioned

March 21, 2024 16:33 - 29 minutes - 26.8 MB

-A debate about washing the dishes spirals out of control -Solving an American moose problem the Canadian way: With Wolves -Are self-checkouts going too far? -WHAT NOT TO WATCH: The Lindsay Lohanaissance is over -They're gonna break some cardboard beds at the Olympics this year -The final straw in a relationship: Donut theft -Signs of spring in Windsor? Goose slapping -A cow objects to a wedding -the future of concert contraceptives.

The Northern Hogsucker VS. The Hornyhead Chub

March 14, 2024 15:02 - 35 minutes - 33 MB

-Happy Pi Day! Here's some deals and ways to win pizza! -AFAF: Ditched on Spring Break -Fish names that could get you in trouble -Longest you've ever had to wait for medical attention? -What happens in vegas...will traumatize you forever -WHAT'S APPENING? tiktok getting banned + how to send us farts -F bombing the narwhal -Yogurt methods and out of context sportsball -WHAT TO WATCH: Wonka & Poor Things -BASIC BUPDATE: Starbucks is coming for the Shamrock shake? -You just got cursed...

"What Is The Consistency Of Your Toenails?"

March 07, 2024 17:01 - 31 minutes - 28.9 MB

-10 years of Adele Dazeem -Sir Paul McCartney Is All Of Us -Hannah leaves Jonny to die at a polar plunge for Special Olympics Ontario -The EXCLUSIVE story behind the LCBO's craziest deal right now -Don't go to Miami. They don't want you. -ROTTEN REVIEWS: The Penni5 Building -WITHER REPORT: Abusive Jonathons, and Camilla's new...song? -AFAF: Should I quit onlyfans? -SCIENCE CORNER: No more Brie cheese?! -Should Hannah quit and go work for Disney? -A Scorpion Stung My Testes -Joey C...

A Deadly Hotdog Flop, Baguette Basket, & Ode To Ron

February 29, 2024 16:33 - 32 minutes - 29.4 MB

-HAPPY LEAP DAY! We learn the true meaning of the holiday PLUS Hannah reveals she might be planning to unalive Jonny, then she has an explosion in her brain. -The people have bullied Wendy's into submission. -Kids say the CREEPIEST things -THE WITHERBEAT: Where's Kate Middleton? -The Florida Man Games were a smashing success -What unique feature do you wish your vehicle had?? Hannah loves this idea from FRANCE! -What are the best Fast Food Sauces? Rumour has it one of them is going awa...

Stool Samples, Ick Season, And The Florida Man Animal Sanctuary

February 26, 2024 16:24 - 25 minutes - 23.8 MB

It's a BONUS PODCAST!   - Deer in the Vollmer in LaSalle  - The Pre-Wedding Trend Hanah's In-Laws SWEAR By  - Asking For A Friend: Do I rat on the NEKKID GRANDMA  - Stool samples that fit on a McDonalds McFlurry Spoon  - What Does Justin Bieber Talk About #BehindTheScenes?  - The Florida Man Animal Sanctuary  - Noah Kahan cover: ICK Season

"HELL YA BROTHER, ORDER ME A LOBSTER AND TRUFFLE SPAGHETTI!!"

February 22, 2024 16:47 - 31 minutes - 29.3 MB

-DID YOU KNOW: The secret meaning behind cottoneye joe? -AFAF: She thinks her husband is a cold-blooded killer...but we're on his side -DR. GOOGLE IS IN: top searched medical questions -The best British slang for getting really drunk  -Jonny probably wouldn't qualify for this new dating app...would you? -What did you start saying as a joke...but now you can't stop? -WHAT TO WATCH: The Lohanaissance continues -RANKDICULOUS: We get into the most heated debate ever with the people of Win...

Salami Rose Meat Flaps & You're Being Brainwashed by the Sourdough Community!

February 15, 2024 16:47 - 33 minutes - 30.7 MB

*Special shoutout to Travis Kelce for all the screaming in this episode* -FART OR NO FART: The most intense debate Hannah and Jonny ever had -AFAF: Is it ok to cry if your team loses a game? -Ever noticed how inappropriate charcuterie board lingo is? -What's Appening: Do you love or hate this new iphone feature? -A listener has a very...interesting valentine for us. -FACEBOOK FINDS: another fight, about sourdough this time. -Valentine's Proposals. YAY OR NAY? -Animal Home Invasions ...

Drizzy's Glizzy, Invasion of the Glassholes, & Naked On A Segway

February 08, 2024 17:02 - 35 minutes - 32.3 MB

-Would you risk uncurable hiccups for a billion dollars? -RENT FREE: Drake's Dong & Hannah's Little Balls Explode -What's Appening: Would you buy an Apple Vision Pro? -The GROSSEST Asking For A Friend we've ever had -Craziest thing you've ever returned or seen someone return? -The Empire Strips Back! -New Tim Hortons drinks have Hannah ROLLING (or trying at least) -Get CRUNK and find inner peace with this upcoming album -Jonny STILL HAS HIS CHRISTMAS TREE UP?! Do you??? -Who had the...

Kahunas/Cajones, Unforeseen Circumcisions, & DJ HANNAH has "Anotha One"

February 01, 2024 17:34 - 37 minutes - 34.8 MB

-Stuff we want to GIVE YOU -What's the best cracker? The debate turns into a WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT -WHAT TO WATCH: A man named Daniel and a Kid named Sundance -FART OR NO FART?! -AFAF: I kicked my husband out for a prank. Did I overreact? -What's Appening: New emojis are making us hungry and thirsty -The BEST typo of all time came from a Pizza Hut in Ontario -Checking in on our 2024 predictions -BASIC BUPDATE: We go right to the source on Starbucks v-day drink rumours -DJ HANNAH back...

S. Hart, Call Jonny "White Lightning" & IT'S A MURDEROUS PLANT BRO!

January 25, 2024 16:31 - 32 minutes - 29.8 MB

-Have you heard of "Palworld"? ...It's Pokemon with guns and it's crazy -RANKDICULOUS: Top 5 Instruments of all time? Hannah's got a hot take. -SCIENCE CORNER: Playing music for your cheese changes the taste?! -Making phrases sound MORE MASCULINE, MUY GUY! -This woman's name seems normal until you find out what her work email is... -Hannah went to Glow in the Dark kickboxing then kicked Jonny's a$$ on the show -DUMB CRIMINALS: You're gonna love my nuts -FACEBOOK FINDS: Cookies + Chard...

Apple 'O' Clock, Offroading Uggs, & "If I'm Going, I'm Going Nude."

January 18, 2024 17:05 - 33 minutes - 30.3 MB

-Hannah shares her snacks with us and the word Gala loses all meaning -She also couldn't stop laughing at her own joke and you have to hear how bad it was -BASIC BUPDATE: A famous Ugg gift story turns Jonny into Sam Elliott -The new hottest tourism spot for aliens is: KENTUCKY? -AFAF: "I lost 73 lbs, and now a guy who rejected me when I was overweight asked me out...Should I do it?" -A rumoured new Disney attraction is giving us LIFE (literally) -A teenager went tarps off on an airplan...

Smokey's Gasm's, Tarps Off In The Bathroom, & Scroat Milk

January 11, 2024 16:53 - 43 minutes - 39.8 MB

-MAIL CALL: Hannah and Jonny talk asparagus, fairy romance, and people DM-ing Hannah about crushing on Jonny -SURPRISE SERENADE: The Barenaked Lazies - One Week (Since New Years) -Craziest thing you've ever seen? Someone got naked in a fish tank at a Bass Pro Shop -Jonny's fiance destroyed something because it was keeping her up all night...then Hannah calls her a B*tch?! -100 year old predictions for 2024 -AFAF: My kids are getting bullied for having a knockoff Stanley -SCIENCE CORNER...

Jonny Tripped A Baby, Rear-view Hunks, Hannah <3 Kid Rock

January 04, 2024 16:26 - 30 minutes - 28.4 MB

HAPPY NEW YEAR! -FLORIDA OHIO OR CHATHAM: Arrested twice for assault with a board -FOOD NEWS: Burger King Brazil really does deserve a crown  -Jonny tripped a baby and he's ready to admit why -Listener Carrie wants to share some childhood trauma too -RIP Mickey Mouse's reputation -The Karens are FREE! There's a new number 1 complainer -How to edit pics like Taylor Swift -The Holiday foods you've been living off of for weeks -TOXIC TUESDAY: The tests that could determine if your rela...

Hannah & Jonny's Holi-YAY Special!

December 22, 2023 16:00 - 28 minutes - 26.6 MB

With special guests... Matt, Layne, and SANTA!

Dill Dough, 2024 Predictions, & a 5-Way Inflationship

December 21, 2023 16:44 - 29 minutes - 27.5 MB

-SCIENCE CORNER: Can you hear the difference between hot and cold water? -Jonny makes an offensive innuendo while talking about homemade food...and Hannah didn't even NOTICE. -WHAT TO WATCH: Wonka deceiving it's way to the top, and Hannah is now a HUGE Marvel fan. -The best place to wrap gifts inspired by a local hero -A man in his car is going to scream at you until you feel empowered -Our 2024 predictions! -What is your dream house from a movie or tv show? -Have you ever been in an ...

Paul Blart Christmas Cop, Trumpetfer Coolidge, & 1-800-SPANKME

December 14, 2023 16:24 - 31 minutes - 28.6 MB

-Hannah gives Jonny the best birthday present EVER!! -Surprise Serenade: Jonny sings a Taylor Swift song about how fun it is to get older -Poorly describing xmas movies, can you guess what these classics are? -Is this person a Good samaritan or a thief? -LCBO's most popular drinks of 2023 -WHAT is this children's choir singing?! -BASIC BUPDATE: A new spin on White Claw + McDonalds -This broken trumpet makes us want a hotdog REAL BAD -Weird secret crushes -The official SPICE of the y...

2023 Booty Physics, Beer As A Weapon, & Sauerkraut Juice Hack

December 07, 2023 16:40 - 30 minutes - 28.2 MB

-HOLIDAY HOOKUP IS BACK: Paying people's bills and stepping in goose poop -The best audio Jonny has ever played on the show according to Hannah -SCIENCE CORNER: Why is there more baby-making during the holidays? -Is this movie about love ACTUALLY the most toxic movie ever? -AFAF: Would you be hurt if your partner asked you to "leave them alone" as their b-day gift? -How do you eat your candy cane? Hannah's method is psychopath behavior! -FYI: A Canadian soccer legend retires and Hannah...

Scrooging vs. Scringing, Ocean Man Is #1, & Poopability Ranking Turf War

November 30, 2023 16:18 - 32 minutes - 29.9 MB

-Did you see the Big Beaver Moon? Here's what it means. -AFAF 1: Breaking Up Before Getting Engaged...Is this guy Scrooging?? -Most Hated TV Characters of all Time -Hannah had the Most Basic Spotify Wrapped of all time, Jonny had the weirdest. -WHAT'S APPENING: The police are warning you to turn off this feature -Some anonymous In-law drama gets Jonny in trouble with his fiance -A turf war in the bathroom ranking community -The very first holiday movie sex scene  -AFAF 2: The FASTEST...

Bubly+Bublé Clap Back at Jonny, Enrique ICK-Glesias, & I <3 HOT MOMS

November 23, 2023 16:25 - 35 minutes - 32.5 MB

-MAIL CALL: We got a letter from BUBLY about Jonny's conspiracy theory?! -BASIC BUPDON'T: Hannah's holiday hit list -Have you seen videos of Enrique Iglesias on tour? Somebody should check on him. -AFAF: Should I have to pay for my friend's drinks since I'm getting mine for free? -Good news that will change the way you eat forever -Sexiest Bald Men of the Year is RIGGED -SCIENCE CORNER: Wtf is a Globster? -Toxic Tuesday: A couple might break up over an "emasculating" financial struggl...

"U Didn't Call No B-hole", Pimp My Soft Nuts, & Boujee Cheese Babies

November 16, 2023 16:35 - 31 minutes - 29 MB

*RENT FREE: The Crown is Back + Fist Fights in US Senate?! *AFAF: "My Gf invited her ex to stay over" *Soft Nut Season is a real problem in the UK *Jonny overshares big time while discussing eHarmony's new ad campaign *WHAT TO WATCH: Chris Pratt needs to be stopped and Netflix is gaslighting reality fans *PINEAPPLES VS. MUSHROOMS VS. CHICKENS *A Bubly conspiracy that goes all the way to the top (Michael Buble) *Instagram is putting the Anti-social in Social Media *Double D's are the ...

Cocaine Cat, Show Us Your Zucchini, & Spice Bus Jumping The Gordie Howe Bridge.

November 09, 2023 16:15 - 30 minutes - 28.4 MB

-Jonny won't be welcome at Disney World (or in Hamilton) after this -AFAF: "Am I just being ungrateful or is this the worst gift ever?" -FLORIDA, OHIO, OR CHATHAM: Cocaine Cat -The Holiday Goop Guide Is Back And As Wild As Ever -WHAT TO WATCH: The New Zelda Movie could be rated R?? -Return To Stars Hollow!! -FYI: Stealing Your Own Car & Spice Bus Jumping The Gordie Howe Bridge -What's Appening: Never Leave anyone On Read ever again! -Should You Think Twice About Riding Mechanical Bul...

Big Booty Computers, Ghost Dog Turds, & Ginger Gooch

November 02, 2023 16:04 - 31 minutes - 28.7 MB

-You ever had an awkward text to the wrong person? Jonny got into some trouble doing that... -What's Appening: Bringing Back Thick colorful computers?! -Vomit Corner: When You Get Pee Instead of a milkshake -Wither Report: A Very 90s Wedding feat. Accidental illegal drugs -Real Ghost Stories of Windsor-Essex with Hannah doing mouth sounds -BASIC BUPDATE: It's TiiIIIIIiiime (for holiday drinks) -The Florida Man Games!! What would Windsor Man Games look like -Things that are already vin...

Participation Ribbon Husband, A Tender Mind Meld, & Pumpkin Spice Urinals

October 19, 2023 15:46 - 29 minutes - 27.3 MB

-Is The Monster Mash a banger or nah? -AFAF: Is Trophy Wife Offensive? -The WitherBeat: Law And Order is coming to Canada! -New Challenge for your B-Hole: Pepper X -Hannah And Jonny Meld Minds -SCIENCE CORNER: The asteroid that will get us all rich -Canadian Slang that just sounds dirty -WHAT TO WATCH: Love is Blind & The Cult of Taylor -Are You A Better Rapper than a Six Year Old? -Is eating 4 dozen oysters a red flag? -Forcing Matt to Blind Taste Testing Local Breweries -Things ...

Magic Booze Bus, Dating Book Reports, Unidentified Flying A$$

October 12, 2023 16:00 - 30 minutes - 27.6 MB

BeastMode In My Jorts, Flattened By A Pig, & No Guaco Tacos

October 05, 2023 15:45 - 33 minutes - 30.4 MB

-Hannah is a wine-tasting champ, Jonny needs more than just the tip -What's Appening: Would You Drive An Apple iCar -AFAF: Hall Pass Double Standard  -Taco Debates and Conspiracies -What To Expect When A Giant Pig Attacks -Toronto VS. London VS. Windsor -Drama In The Secret Group Chat: Kardashian Edition -FYI: Watch Out for Deer, Look At All Those Chickens, & Suck It University of Winnipeg! -What To Watch: A New Elvis Movie Already?? -New Dictionary Words...But Are They REALLY Words...

Hannah's Magic Magazine & I Want A Blank Hotdog Space Real Bad

September 28, 2023 16:02 - 29 minutes - 27.2 MB

-Jennifer Coolidge-bot Slays this Taylor Swift Classic -AFAF: Is a Cheater Always A Cheater? (And Can you trust an ex?) -The best fighter jet impression you've ever heard -What To Watch: A multi million dollar fight to the death + Jonny's favorite trash! -Hannah's journey to the Masters -Is this the worst or BEST way to dump someone? -SURPRISE SERENADE: A tribute to fall and Doja Cat -WITHER REPORT: Shakira going to jail, The Travis Kelce Challenge, Katy Perry's Toilet Concert, & Alic...

Soft Launching Babies, Working Man's Timothee Chalamet, & Dolphin Mating For Your Health

September 21, 2023 15:35 - 32 minutes - 30.1 MB

-SURPRISE SERENADE: "Guess Who's Back ON INSTAGRAM?" -AFAF: What to do if your partner's parents hate you?" -Sexiest Man Alive: We have some Dark Horse votes of our own. -Health Tip: Listen to dolphins mating -How often do you think about the Roman Empire? -SCIENCE CORNER: The (Ig)Nobel Prizes feat. Butt scan technology -What's your childhood comfort meal? -Standing Ovation for the newest members of the mile-high club. -Lauren Boebert's iconic first date: Co-Fondling & Vapes -New Tr...

Foot Stench Fall, Hannah Saves Portugal, & Team Aliens or Nah?

September 14, 2023 15:02 - 32 minutes - 29.9 MB

*WTF is Foot Stench Fall??* *AFAF: Your friend joined a Pyramid scheme...What do you do?* *The sounds that you CAN'T STAND...we'll play them all!* *SCIENCE(FICTION) CORNER: Team Aliens or Nah?* *What To Watch: Barbie Movie - The Hannah Cut* *Video Game Red Flags* *What's Appening: Elon Musk + Grimes' new baby name is transforming us all* *What's your secret relationship language?* *Hannah Saves Portugal* *Fine Frozen Dining comes to Walmart...also Pee-sicles* *SURPRISE SERENADE: An...

Jonny Pong 4 Cheap Noodz, Deltarrhea, & Urt And Bernie Play CurnHurl

September 07, 2023 16:04 - 28 minutes - 26.1 MB

*Hannah and Jonny are invading campuses with beer pong and noodz *Surprise Serenade: SEPTEMBER *How a Delta flight turned into a biohazard *Celebrating 15 years of spinning Fergie *AFAF: The secret to long-distance relationships *Hannah wages war on France *Daddy's Waiting: Jonny's new favourite romance novel *What To Watch: HORROR BABIES starring Kim K. *The only thing that scares Stephen King: LOU BEGA     *Class action Lawsuits you can cash in on *Hannah And Jonny's biggest fail...

Ugly Babies, No Soup For You, & Sculder and Mully.

August 31, 2023 15:15 - 33 minutes - 30.9 MB

*A Strange Sound and a Vaguely Threatening Gift from Jonny *AFAF: Your Baby Is Ugly. *DEBATE CLUB: What is The SOUP-erior Soup? *Dumpkin Spice Dude Wipes *Relationship Contracts *Facebook Finds: Yeti B00Bs *The Golden Bachelorettes *Hunt for the Lake Erie Monster *Basic Bupdate: Cozy Cardio *Spot The Fake Energy Drink *Ed Sheeran VS. Mariah Carey *Back To School Contraband *Bad X-Files tattoos & Hannah loves compost

Naked Cyclists Vs. Lycra Runners, A Dog Named Chris, & Salmons In A Lab Coat

August 24, 2023 14:33 - 31 minutes - 28.7 MB

*An Ode to PSL day *Time to party like it's 1499 in the D *Birthstone envy: Do you like yours? *2 Fast 2 Freeland: Cyclists Vs. Runners *Maybe the grossest anti-aging beauty tip ever *Rotten Reviews: Local Lighthouse Laments *Iowa State Fair Husband Calling Tragedy *AFAF: Naming the dog after your ex? *Love isn't dead and neither is broadcast journalism *Harry Smells and his sexy stank *Vomit Corner: No more Skidmarks! *One more Surprise Serenade to celebrate clubbing in your 30s.

Pretzels Vs. Cinnabon, 70 degree Sl*t, & Hungarian Salami

August 17, 2023 15:39 - 32 minutes - 29.4 MB

*Surprise Serenade: A Lewis Capaldi Classic about disappearing from Social Media *What's the PREMIUM mall treat? Cinnabon or Pretzels *Cottoneye Joe ruined my life *The only person more excited for fall than Hannah. *How screaming could change your life *Mouth sounds and Scrumptious: The McDonald's hack you didn't know you needed *AFAF: Is this the worst date idea ever? *Is your Snapchat acting up? Same. *Hannah tells us about her favourite meat... *Wanna go to Hannah's Birthday par...

Cottage Beef, Corn Smut, and Old White Men Strike Again

August 10, 2023 15:26 - 32 minutes - 30.1 MB

-WE'RE BACK after Jonny's Vacation, and Jonny almost got in a FIGHT -Wither Report: Secret to getting a Taylor Swift Presale Code: Be in your 60s + Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are coming for your house -AFAF: Where's the Taco Police when you need 'em?! -Science Corner: What is CORN SMUT? -Return of the weird ketchup...What else should make a comeback? -PLANET OF THE BASS -How your Disney+ Subscription is changing -Facebook drama: Senior Citizen Discount -The Witherbeat: Mushroom Mu...

Sweat 4 Sale, The Wrinkly Stinkhorn, & Butt Chuggin' With The Boys

July 20, 2023 15:28 - 29 minutes - 27 MB

*SCIENCE CORNER: The Wrinkly Stinkhorn *The return of an iconic game from Millenial childhoods *Mobsters love a good Espresso Martini in a Leopard Print glass *WITHERBEAT: Scariest voicemail ever? *Never mind, the scariest voicemail ever is coming from INSIDE THE STUDIO *Would you pay $160 for this Celebrity perfume? *AFAF: Stealing a wallet for a good reason *What's Appening: Elon lets you hide your shame *Come to Windsor for the Coney Dogs, stay for the Virgin Weiner  *What have y...

Unlocking Barbara Manatee, #CatPervert, & I AM THE BUTTER BANDIT

July 13, 2023 16:29 - 36 minutes - 33.8 MB

*Buying a Rubber D*ck *Hannah stole your groceries *A doggy doo-doo disaster and a stolen baby sock *Optimus Prime died so you could have great deals *Have you been a victim of the Pink Tax? What about the Blue Tax? *Robo-Officiants: The way of the future *Small talk...Yay or Nay? *Taking the Chewbacca impression contest to your front door *What's better? Money or Friends? *Wither Report: Kim K and Tom Brady?! *What is a Cat Pervert? *Could you survive without your partner? *Unlo...

Friendzone: The App, Deep-Fried Ryan Gosling, & Hannah Gets BUCK

July 06, 2023 16:28 - 30 minutes - 27.9 MB

-Hannah is a little TOO excited for Queen Bey -It's SO hot that: ______ -Conga lines and other lines at the White House -AFAF: Bringing your ex to a Wedding instead of your current partner?! -Olivia Rodrigo is moving to Edmonton to pursue her REAL dream. -Why you SHOUDN'T wine and dine if you want to....you know... -New dating app that might backfire -SCIENCE CORNER: Dinosaurs among us -Top Universities in Canada (Not based on sandwiches) -WITHERBEAT: True Crime? More like Poo Crime...

Woke Indiana Jones, Internet Apocalypse, & Hung Like The Statue Of David

June 29, 2023 16:28 - 31 minutes - 29.3 MB

*This store makes you poop? *AFAF: Rioting at a boozeless Wedding *What's in the Alpha Male diet? *Costco is going FULL Netflix with this new policy *WHAT TO WATCH: Which actors are "Creepy Hot"? *The Internet Apocalypse is coming!! *The Cringiest Voice Notes on Dating Apps *Facebook Finds: Hung Like the Statue of David *Basic Bupdate: New Frozen Starbucks Drinks + Jonny's shake that got away. *Live out your true crime investigation dreams *Woke Indiana Jones is the hero we deserve...

Hannah's Wedding , Musk VS. Zuck: CAGE MATCH, & Drunk Mascots

June 22, 2023 17:03 - 37 minutes - 34.6 MB

*HANNAH'S BACK! (thank god, cuz Jonny forgets how to radio) *Hannah's Wedding Walkout music *Windsor is the 17th best city in Canada for having a summer affair, Jonny has proof. *AFAF: Checking your partner's phone...Trust test or Red Flag? *You're not dying, you just ate beets *Hannah & Kevin's awkward Honeymoon moment feat. Italian Yoda *Best cage match ever: The BATTLE OF THE TECH BILLIONAIRES *Toxic Tuesday: Drama at the Taylor Swift Show, Do you KNOW this person? *How to get pai...

Cheese Champ K.O., Hannah's Chicken Legs, & ANOTHA ONE (old man baby)

June 01, 2023 14:47 - 31 minutes - 29.1 MB

*SURPRISE SERENADE: Jonny harnesses his inner mermaid to celebrate being a homebody. *TOXIC TUESDAY: What is your beige flag?? Hannah thinks Jonny's beige flags are actually red flags *A Canadian won a legendary cheese race...but it came with a price. *Funeral hookups? It happens. *The return of Tim Hortons CLASSICS. We investigate where to find them by calling the source. *Hannah's Cat's New Haircut. *A RRRoyal Update: The King's pettiness is unreal. *BBQ Pet Peeves turns into a conv...

Guilty Pleasure Stank, Jonny's Ring Of Fire, & Hannah's Giving Ma'am Energy

May 25, 2023 15:40 - 35 minutes - 32.6 MB

*You've Heard of James and the Giant Peach? Here's Andre the Giant's Poo! *The Smells you love to hate *AFAF: My neighbour is stealing my flowers!! *Do you like if people call you Ma'am or Sir?  *Hannah almost burned her house down *Jonny DID burn his b-hole down *FLORIDA, OHIO, OR CHATHAM?! *Toxic Tuesday: When you find out your named after your dad's side piece. *BASIC BUPDATE: New ice who dis? *To Surprise party or NOT Surprise party *The Goop Gift Guide for DADDYS! (Spoiler ale...

Kiss Sis, Killer Nudes, Milk Bananas, DongBerg, & CrAzY JoNnY's Downtown Deal Dump!!

May 04, 2023 16:16 - 33 minutes - 30.4 MB

*A Surprise Serenade for the Star Wars fans and the sister kissers *Hannah's First Kiss *Snoop Dogg VS. Ryan Reynolds: Winner Takes Ottawa *AFAF: Do I Need Permission To Cut My Hair? *AFAF 2: Killer Nudes *Our Mayor says: Hannah And Jonny are JUST DUMB *Justice for DongBerg *Stand O-vation at the SIN-phony *Who's Better in Bed? Brad Pitt or Ben Affleck? *Did you Grow Up In An Ingredient House? What did you snack on? *What's your fav pasta shape? *Someone stole a part off Jonny's c...

Miracle Whip Trauma, The Fellowship of the Kyles, and An All-Creed Wedding

April 27, 2023 16:45 - 43 minutes - 39.7 MB

*The Arby's collab you didn't know you needed *Celebrating 2 YEARS of the show! *Subway is changing the game *We're feeling saucy about sauces. *The GATHERING OF THE KYLES *It's finally ok to live in sin again! *Who's gonna have better music? The Royal Coronation or Hannah's Wedding? *Let's learn some German words! *What happens in an alley in Hamilton STAYS in an alley in Hamilton *Ontario Claims Colonel Sanders. *When your Mother in Law breaks into your house out of love *Goop M...

Velociraptor Vibes, Poopkin Spice, And The Elvis Stojko Fan Club

April 18, 2023 15:20 - 21 minutes - 20 MB

Hannah & Jonny are back together, but after listening to this week's podcast, you might wish they weren't.   - How many underwears did Hannah's friends bring on their 4-night Bachelorette trip  - The Windsor woman whose boyfriend faked his own death instead of breaking up with her  - Don't order this drink from Starbucks without an escape route  - Elvis Stojko fans are alive and well in Windsor-Essex

The #YQGlizzy, Orlando Flume, And A Big Potato Conspiracy That Goes ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP

April 06, 2023 16:22 - 23 minutes - 21.3 MB

 - Introducing... The #YQGlizzy! The Windsor Dog! Ringing in the Detroit Tigers' Home Opener the only way we know how... With shredded pepperoni.  - Listening to the verse of Lionel Ritchie's song that he said he wrote on the toilet to see if we can tell (CAN YOU?)  - This new Easter trend is being funded by an industry whose corruption goes ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP!  - What is a Wisconsin Old-Fashioned? Write this down to make sure you never drink one again.  - Hannah & Jonny play the Cel...

Pump One Out, Adult Liquid, & Feral Orcs LOVE Ariana Grande

March 30, 2023 17:23 - 34 minutes - 32 MB

*Hannah has a Freudian slip on VanGogh's Birthday *What Canada fed Biden + Biden Gets Into Standup *Concert Etiquette: Don't Scream? *Surprise Secondhand Serenade *AFAF: Am I A Bridezilla For Forcing My Bridesmaids To Workout? *TO THE HANNAH-COPTER *TOXIC TUESDAY: Talking Smack About Ex's is Healthy? *Starbucks in the US are getting Rid of a staple *Rave At The Olive Garden *Gwyneth Paltrow Update: Stans on the Stand *Airbag Pants *How Many Times Did you Fail Your Drive Test? This...

The Cream Team, B-Hole Compromise, Croc-ception & SO MUCH MORE!

March 23, 2023 16:37 - 30 minutes - 27.7 MB

A Weeklong Legally Blunt Extravaganza!! *Hannah's weird sound effect remix *Surprise Karaoke *Bread VS Pasta *Mini Eggs VS Cream Eggs + What IS a liquid? *AFAF: To Give Money or NOT Give Money to a new bf? *WitherBeat meets Wither Report *The roast of Liam's Jaw *Hannah will NEVER try this *EXPERIENCE REGINA *Nickelback has been the hero we deserve for 100 Million Years *Pimp your Crocs *Facebook Finds: The Free Pallet Era *Fergie and Byron go to Ottawa *Unnecessary Censorship ...

Makeup-Free Selfie 4 Hat-Free Selfie, The D*cklaration Of Independence, And Your 2023 #Oscars Roundup

March 13, 2023 14:51 - 15 minutes - 14.4 MB

 - If you missed the #Oscars last night, here is the good, the bad, and the cringey!  - Asking For A Friend: Am I the bad guy for asking a girl for a makeup-free selfie?  - Dramatic Readings of Pop Songs: A** Clap Edition

Underwear Tea, Tims Scams, And A Serenade For People In Their 30s

March 10, 2023 17:21 - 12 minutes - 11.7 MB

 - The "Stoner Comedy" is BACK, and we couldn't be happier!!!  - The Tim Hortons scam coming to an app near you.  - Miley Cyrus' song for people in their 30s: "We Should Stop"  - #VomitCorner: you're probably drinking underwear tea