LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News!
474 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 months ago - ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsLocal Anaesthetic Podcast (otherwise known as LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world since 2012.
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LAPodcast: Patreon Announcement
September 01, 2021 17:00 - 8 minutes - 7.68 MBLocal Anaesthetic Podcast (otherwise known as LAPodcast) has been running since 2012, covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world, including listener submitted contributions. For the first time we are offering listeners the chance to show their support and receive exclusive ‘LAPodcast: An Extra Jab’ bonus episodes via Patreon! Visit: https://www.patreon.com/lapodcastextra
LA Podcast 342: Bigfoot in a Tutu
August 20, 2021 17:00 - 43 minutes - 39.9 MBStories this week include: Criminal takes calligraphy course after failed bank robbery. Police stamp out nuisance calls from foot fetishist. Mother gives daughter a birthday party to remember. Man finds love at the traffic lights. Bigfoot in a tutu, I know, I know, it's serious... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 341: Near-Fatal Orgasm Ordeal
August 06, 2021 17:00 - 1 hour - 48.8 MBStories this week include: Iceberg threatens to sink Titanic attraction. London library shocked by outrage at new literacy-promoting character 'Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey'. Elderly woman freed from rabbit hutch. Man shoots fridge following feud with fictitious basement dwellers. Alex's grubby publications make a return... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
Matt Hancock: W*nkerman (LA Podcast 340)
July 09, 2021 17:00 - 1 hour - 46.5 MBStories this week include: Gigantic phallic-shaped cul-de-sac 'hilarious' say astronauts Alarming levels of stupidity threatens new orchard. Clown fails to see funny side of shoe theft. Welsh Nude and Proud party secures surprising by-election win despite being fictitious Alex's predictions begin to fail him... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 339: A Never-Ending Story of Dead Cat Madness
June 24, 2021 17:00 - 1 hour - 47.1 MBStories this week include: Devious pseudo-'Sandwich Artist' fails to hide in roof with stolen deli meat. Photographer exchanges vintage farming equipment for meth. Another unsuspecting resident falls victim to the unscrupulous 'Goldfish Gang' Local council reluctantly establishes alien abduction task force. Supermarket trolley review, anyone? Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 338: One Long Biege Enterprise vs. the Yellow Winds of Capitalism
June 11, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 50.2 MBStories this week include: The mullet is finally outlawed (in North Korea). Urban vigilante 'Trumpman' apprehended mid-defecation. Chinese zoo delightedly announce majority of escaped leopards recaptured. Noah's Ark impounded by coastguard after being deemed unseaworthy. We're through the looking glass here, people... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 337: A Ten Pound Log of Pre-Packaged Meat
May 27, 2021 17:00 - 1 hour - 42.4 MBStories this week include: Hilarious Daesh-themed prank falls foul of the PC brigade Meathead eats raw meat Birthday fanatic unmasked by girlfriend union Police investigate cyberterrorist attack by breakaway faction of the Women's Institution Alex tells his pirate anecdote again... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 336: My Australian Sh*tbox Journey (by Bryan Robson)
May 05, 2021 18:00 - 56 minutes - 39 MBStories this week include: NHS denies hiring medieval plague doctors as precautionary measure. Former England manager indebted to Beatles duo for aiding escape from Australia. Patrons of Kid Rock's bar left covered in faeces once again. Daring 4mph narrow boat chase foiled by meddling police officer. We're back... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 336: An Innocent Gran Wearing a Long Black Coat
May 05, 2021 18:00 - 56 minutes - 39 MBStories this week include: NHS denies hiring medieval plague doctors as precautionary measure. Former England manager indebted to Beatles duo for aiding escape from Australia. Patrons of Kid Rock's bar left covered in faeces once again. Daring 4mph narrow boat chase foiled by meddling police officer. We're back... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
Daft Talk 27: Overrun With Far-Right Conspiratorial Garbage
April 15, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 47.7 MBThis is the end. My only friend, the end... Alex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity that is Yahoo Answers (RIP). Contact us in the usual ways: Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 335: Chocolate Rabbits with the Face of Benedict Cumberbatch
April 08, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 42.5 MBStories this week include: QAnon-promoting Scientologist lands Farage for new 'legitimate' business venture. Police celebrating delectable drug haul crushed by shock discovery. Fly-tipping of used sex dolls threatens to overwhelm local police force. Body shop manager greases up former employee and aims for pennytration. "The arm of justice is something and something..." Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
Daft Talk 26: Archaic Agricultural-Related Reasoning
March 30, 2021 17:00 - 1 hour - 50.3 MBAlex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity that is Yahoo Answers. Contact us in the usual ways: Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 334: Donkeys Being Painted to Look Like Zebras
March 23, 2021 20:00 - 1 hour - 46.7 MBStories this week include: Fast food chain denies cult workshop devoted to clown-faced deity. Infamous Anus Society minibus spotted by shopper. Man found naked in car park after fateful trip to buy wet wipes. QAnon supporter treated to all expenses paid trip to the ol' 'Grey Bars Hotel'. Alex mourns the passing of Terry Nutkins... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
Daft Talk 25: Confronting the Concept of Oblivion
March 16, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 45.5 MBAlex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity that is Yahoo Answers. Contact us in the usual ways: Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 333: The Feasibility of the Spontaneous Combustion Theory of Defense
March 07, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 44.8 MBStories this week include: Lawyer's underwear catches fire during court appearance. Borrower offered coronavirus jab following admin error. Local idiot fakes own kidnapping to avoid work. Giant telepathic alien mantis finally agrees to sits for dog food factory worker's portrait. We discuss the cost of a hand shandy for Steve Bannon... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
Daft Talk 24: The Quiet Dignity of Being a Postman
February 25, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 47.1 MBAlex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity that is Yahoo Answers. Contact us in the usual ways: Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 332: A Small Misunderstanding Involving a Courgette
February 12, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 43.9 MBStories this week include: World's richest person unable to beat monkey at FIFA. Asda steps up delivery game by purchasing second hand ambulances. Tourist photographs Uranus in layby. Texas showcases haunted doll emergency alert system. Alex gives himself a haircut...apparently. Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
Daft Talk 23: Maggie Thatcher and the Unnecessary Trade Union Disputes
February 01, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 48.5 MBAlex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity that is Yahoo Answers. Contact us in the usual ways: Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 331: A Barbie Dream House and a Suitcase Full of Board Games
January 24, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 49.6 MBStories this week include: Suspicious potato launches full-scale police investigation. Grandmother, 80, pleads with authorities to grant 35-year-old Egyptian lover leave to enter. Passengers claim to have spotted the mysterious airport hermit. Woman fined after failing to get husband microchipped. Alex has a 'topical' update... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
Daft Talk 22: A Racist Incel Dressed in Dead Squirrels
January 17, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 44.6 MBAlex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity. Contact us in the usual ways: Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 330: An Enormous Soviet-Style Mural of the Cookie Monster
January 07, 2021 20:00 - 1 hour - 42.1 MBStories this week include: Messianic sprout appears to humble housewife. Derbyshire police urge general public to stop embracing stupidity. Man pleads ignorance after sex doll wife tragically broken. Jet ski Romeo rescued by HM Coastguard after taking girlfriend on romantic getaway. The end of the world is (possibly) nigh... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 330: An Enormous Soviet-Style Mural of the Cookie Monster
January 07, 2021 20:00 - 1 hour - 42.1 MBStories this week include: Messianic sprout appears to humble housewife. Derbyshire police urge general public to stop embracing stupidity. Man pleads ignorance after sex doll wife tragically broken. Jet ski Romeo rescued by HM Coastguard after taking girlfriend on romantic getaway. The end of the world is (possibly) nigh... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
Daft Talk 21: The Mechanics of Intercourse
December 31, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 41.7 MBAlex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity. Wishing all our listeners a very happy and healthy 2021! Contact us in the usual ways: Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 329: The Gospel According to St Christopher of Whitty
December 24, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 46.7 MBStories this week include: Poundland unveils bold new customer humiliation strategy. Fiber optic broadband network bested by elderly Welsh couple. Naked game show filmed in East London hotel room unlikely to air. Father 'mistakenly' orders massive inflatable Grinch to lord it over the rest of us. Wishing everyone a relaxing and peaceful Christmas and a very happy new year! Stay safe and we'll see you in 2021! Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.co...
LA Podcast 328: Extra-terrestrial Beings of the Galactic Federation
December 15, 2020 18:00 - 58 minutes - 40.2 MBStories this week include: Alleged restaurateur still denies running Japanese restaurant. Husband finally embarks on dream walking holiday. Man finds soulmate in nightclub bin. Suspected car thief find himself in world of sh*t. We explore the tears of Matt Hancock... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
Daft Talk 20: A Variety Pack of Mini Cheddars, a Working Pen and a Gift Voucher for Wetherspoons
December 07, 2020 21:30 - 1 hour - 48 MBAlex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity. Contact us in the usual ways: Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 327: The Potential for Turkey-Human Conflict
December 01, 2020 20:30 - 1 hour - 45.9 MBStories this week include: Monster robot wolves unleashed on unsuspecting Japanese town. Tiger King appeals for clemency from Donald of Orange. Jet pilots create ballsy display of solidarity. Hairdresser's interpretation of Magna Carta falls at first hurdle. Rob gets a delivery... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
Daft Talk 19: Straight Outta Freud's Casebook
November 24, 2020 18:30 - 1 hour - 41.7 MBAlex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity. Contact us in the usual ways: Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 326: Enough Faecal Matter to Completely Obliterate Kent
November 18, 2020 18:00 - 56 minutes - 39.2 MBStories this week include: New app allows users to watch Matt Hancock regret life choices in real time. Exotic dancing bear terminated aboard nuclear submarine. Disgusted holidaymaker leaves Pontins with sticky surprise. Magic lamp conmen disappear in puff of smoke. Alex sets Rob a challenge... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
Daft Talk 18: Not Just Another Spoon-Bending Tw*t (AKA The Birdman of Alcatraz)
November 09, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 46.3 MBAlex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity. Contact us in the usual ways: Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 325: Monkey Free Coconut Due Diligence Report
November 02, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 44.6 MBStories this week include: Van Damme slams chihuahua sham(bles). Self-proclaimed captive educated on the concept of hotels. Questionable snacks discovered in remote log cabin. Chinese authorities crack down on citizens 'making it rain'. We discuss the upcoming re-release of the much-loved children's cartoon Escaped Cloned Female Mutant Crayfish... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
Daft Talk 17: A Safe Space Containing Absurd Questions Without the Threat of Trolling
October 26, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 47.4 MBAlex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity. Contact us in the usual ways: Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 324: The Semi-Literate Macedonian Mystic
October 20, 2020 17:30 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MBStories this week include: Woman ghosted by spectral lover. Supermarket introduces zero-gravity infused food range. Human battering ram retained as evidence by police. Demonic Priest and the Dominatrix Threesome announce debut album. Have you experienced a prawn ring recently? Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
Daft Talk 16: Divorces, Dysfunctional Families, Crimes and Ubiquitous Promiscuity
October 12, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 44.1 MBAlex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity. Contact us in the usual ways: Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 323: A Polite Controlled Intervention
October 05, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 46.9 MBStories this week include: The Trump Boat Parade hit by perfect storm. KFC spokesperson finds perfect opportunity to launch stand-up career. Patient stunned to learn that Covid-19 swab retrieved from faeces may be contaminated. Local paper breathes collective sigh of relief as Chief UFO Investigate digs out his Nikon P900 camera once again. Rob has reason to celebrate... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
Daft Talk 15: A Series of Supernatural and Mythological Happenings
September 29, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 45.3 MBAlex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity. Contact us in the usual ways: Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 322: A Meandering Anecdote about Butterflies and Spirit Orbs (AKA 24 Hours of Mongolian Nose Flute Music)
September 21, 2020 17:00 - 58 minutes - 40.5 MBStories this week include: Top secret military weapon destroys France house. Man ejected from Disney Studios after misquoting A Bug's Life. Elderly couple enjoy scenic drive to caravan dealership. Bus passenger uses snake as passable face covering. We give an exclusive Edmonds update... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
Daft Talk 14: Rude Obnoxious Spiteful Poorly-Raised Cousins
September 15, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MBAlex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity. Contact us in the usual ways: Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 321: Alleged Barnyard Crime Spree
August 30, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 41.9 MBStories this week include: Chainsaw-wielding zombies provide a welcome distraction. GP surgery denies being front for adult entertainment venue. Teenager assaulted after refusing 'hedgehog helmet' offer. Passenger starts new life in rural France after being ejected from train. Get ready for more questionable TV shows pitches... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
Daft Talk 13: Teenage Mutant Psychopathic Motherf*ckers
August 24, 2020 19:30 - 1 hour - 41.9 MBAlex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity. Contact us in the usual ways: Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 320: A Barrage of Anti-Swan Graffiti
August 17, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 43.4 MBStories this week include: Hitman union forced to expel five members after outsourcing scandal. Lit wedding proposal becomes literal. Disgraced council worker forced to reveal nature of relationship with goose. Wild boar with limited knowledge of Mircosoft Office steals laptop from nudist. We discuss a potential celebrity endorsement... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
Daft Talk 12: Back Street Hamster Dealer
August 10, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 44.5 MBAlex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity. Contact us in the usual ways: Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 319: The Mysterious Case of the Occultist's Alcoholic Monkey
July 27, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 43.9 MBStories this week include: Pub adopts shocking new social distancing tactic. Fake hitman rental service proves disturbing popular. High profile libel trial awaits outcome of faecal DNA test. Couple delighted after winning right to name child Lucifer. We break some tragic news... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
Daft Talk 11: One Giant Ejaculation for Mankind
July 19, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 43.8 MBAlex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity. Disclaimer: The audio quality of this episode is not up to our usual standard (as someone forgot to plug their microphone in). Contact us in the usual ways: Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 318: An Unending Cacophony of Shrieks and Screeches
July 13, 2020 20:00 - 59 minutes - 41 MBStories this week include: Canadian tyre company establishes lucrative sideline in Mr Potato Heads. Man imprisoned in parrot sanctuary forced to admit he hates crackers. Urine-infused bread now a thing. Arm wrestling contest escalates quickly. Rob tries to keep it down... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
Daft Talk 10: The Constant Threat of a Turkey Uprising
July 06, 2020 16:30 - 1 hour - 46.1 MBAlex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity. Contact us in the usual ways: Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 317: A Bloody Pig Mask, a Box of Live Cockroaches and a Funeral Wreath
June 30, 2020 06:30 - 1 hour - 43.9 MBStories this week include: Evil possum saved from eternal damnation. eBay employees provide extraordinary level of service to middle-aged couple. Personal trainer bravely speaks out after contracting the deadly herpes simplex virus. Unconfirmed reports of Cookie Monster's return to rehab continue. We try to keep it light... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
Daft Talk 9: The Seemingly Rampant Consumption of Caffeine on Society
June 19, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 44 MBAlex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity. Contact us in the usual ways: Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
Daft Talk 9: The Seemingly Rampant Consumption of Caffeine in Society
June 19, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 44 MBAlex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity. Contact us in the usual ways: Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LA Podcast 316: A Systematic Campaign of Intimidation via Pizza Deliveries
June 12, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 42.6 MBStories this week include: Romantic gesture descends into dirty protest. Another nude sunbather mistaken for corpse in Essex. Man attempts to use penis to charge phone. Drawing titled 'What Farmhand Daryl Saw' fetches record price at auction. Alex addresses the Slavery Abolition Act 1833... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast