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Long Night

Kreezus

English - November 04, 2021 23:19 - 4 minutes
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Kreezus (or Kris Kreezus - Tiz the Reazus for the Seazus) written and produced by Local Business Comedy. 
Long Night written by Nick Gligor. 
Producer Jason Smith. Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie
Recorded at Seaward Studios and Starburns Industries. 
Vocals by Carl Tart.

Available for free download at Christmas.BoardwalkAudio.com

Fuck man, it’s Christmas again

[Verse 1]
Christmas season approaching
Fuck the toys that y'all been wantin'
Fuck the, fuck the toys y'all been huntin'
A Santa be up all night again
Soon as I pull up and park the gifts
We get this bitch crippled like Tiny Tim
Take my knapsack and pack it in
White hair, boots, tobogga-sins
It's too many kids in this house of ten
Real Kringle back in ya house again
Red dude all in your chimney then
Red suit all on your couch again
And I know kids like presents, man
They got more damn gifts in their stockings man, huh

[Hook]
Long night, long night

[Bridge]
How many gifts am I droppin off?
Let me say I lost count; I don’t give a fuck
How many gifts am I droppin off?
Let me say I lost count; I don’t give a fuck

[Interlude]
He'll give us what we need It may not be what we want

[Verse 2]
Baby girl tryna get a tree
And her girl tryna get a tree
Chopped 'em both down
Don't grudge 'em, Chuck Brown!
One last deposit
No piss breaks, Keep movin', Comet!
Everybody wanna live at the top of the North Pole
Took her to the Shop, she tried to gift my butt hole
That's when Hermey the Elf kicked her out
But he got her back in and put a drill in her mooooouuuuth
Long night, long night
Ho, ho
Sleep now, I need sleep now
I need, I need
Sleep now
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Kreezus (or Kris Kreezus - Tiz the Reazus for the Seazus) written and produced by Local Business Comedy. 

Long Night written by Nick Gligor. 

Producer Jason Smith. Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie

Recorded at Seaward Studios and Starburns Industries. 

Vocals by Carl Tart.


Available for free download at Christmas.BoardwalkAudio.com


Fuck man, it’s Christmas again


[Verse 1]

Christmas season approaching

Fuck the toys that y'all been wantin'

Fuck the, fuck the toys y'all been huntin'

A Santa be up all night again

Soon as I pull up and park the gifts

We get this bitch crippled like Tiny Tim

Take my knapsack and pack it in

White hair, boots, tobogga-sins

It's too many kids in this house of ten

Real Kringle back in ya house again

Red dude all in your chimney then

Red suit all on your couch again

And I know kids like presents, man

They got more damn gifts in their stockings man, huh


[Hook]

Long night, long night


[Bridge]

How many gifts am I droppin off?

Let me say I lost count; I don’t give a fuck

How many gifts am I droppin off?

Let me say I lost count; I don’t give a fuck


[Interlude]

He'll give us what we need It may not be what we want


[Verse 2]

Baby girl tryna get a tree

And her girl tryna get a tree

Chopped 'em both down

Don't grudge 'em, Chuck Brown!

One last deposit

No piss breaks, Keep movin', Comet!

Everybody wanna live at the top of the North Pole

Took her to the Shop, she tried to gift my butt hole

That's when Hermey the Elf kicked her out

But he got her back in and put a drill in her mooooouuuuth

Long night, long night

Ho, ho

Sleep now, I need sleep now

I need, I need

Sleep now

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