Kreezus
10 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago -What if Kanye West thought he was Santa Claus, and rapped about it - set to the tracks of Yeezus
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Wrapped 2
November 05, 2021 18:24 - 4 minutesKreezus (or Kris Kreezus - Tiz the Reazus for the Seazus) was produced by Local Business Comedy. Wrapped 2 written by Nick Gligor. Producer Jason Smith. Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie Recorded at Seaward Studios and Starburns Industries. Vocals by Carl Tart, Nick Gligor, James Ross, Markeia McCarty. [Hook] Wrapped, wrappin' some gifts Wrapped, wrappin' some gifts (Hoho, Santa) [Kanye] All them other Kringles lame, and ya know I’m packed When ya sit on Santa’s lap, kids supposed to...
Gift It Up
November 05, 2021 18:24 - 3 minutesKreezus (or Kris Kreezus - Tiz the Reazus for the Seazus) was produced by Local Business Comedy. Gift it Up written by Joey Clift. Producer Jason Smith. Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie Recorded at Seaward Studios and Starburns Industries. Vocals by Carl Tart, James Ross. [Intro: Beenie Man] We buildin’ them gifts? Christmas [Verse 1: King Louie] Makin’ gifts bitch call me Elvish Toys R’ Us can call me selfish My toy trains got 'em jealous Kreezus’ killing, while I'm drilling Sleigh Be...
Milk Trip
November 05, 2021 18:23 - 4 minutesKreezus was produced by Local Business Comedy. Written by Stephen Perlstein. Producer Jason Smith. Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie Recorded at Seaward Studios and Starburns Industries. Vocals by Carl Tart, Joey Clift, Nick Gligor [Intro] I need to make a stop I need to, I need to drink a milk 'Nother one, cookies gone Snickerdoodle Walking up, on the lawn Almond milk, and milk on ice She get her gifts I'm eating mine [Hook: Popcaan] All dem cookies gone cookies cookies cookies gone ...
Lights on the Trees
November 05, 2021 18:22 - 6 minutesKreezus was written and produced by Local Business Comedy. Lights on the Trees written by Stephen Perlstein. Producer Jason Smith. Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie Recorded at Seaward Studios and Starburns Industries. Vocals by Carl Tart, Markeia McCarty. Local Business is a new sketch comedy group helmed by Joey Clift (Wabbit, Cracked), Nick Gligor (Fox ADHD, Cracked), and Stephen Perlstein (Wabbit, UCB Comedy). Corporations are not people, but Local Business is! [Intro: Nina Simone] S...
I'm In It (The Chimney)
November 04, 2021 23:33 - 4 minutesKreezus (or Kris Kreezus - Tiz the Reazus for the Seazus) was produced by Local Business Comedy. Written by Joey Clift. Producer Jason Smith. Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie Recorded at Seaward Studios and Starburns Industries. Vocals by Carl Tart, Ify Nwadiwe, James Ross. [Verse 1: Kanye West] Damn your bricks very rough Covered up in soot n’ stuff And I think I see a dead bird Ho Ho Ho is what you heard Gift Bags, Reindeer, jingle bells presents, gifts, bows, coal, Kris Kringle bells ...
Hold My Eggnog
November 04, 2021 23:29 - 5 minutesKreezus was produced by Local Business Comedy. Hold My Eggnog written by Stephen Perlstein. Producer Jason Smith. Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie Recorded at Seaward Studios and Starburns Industries. Vocals by Carl Tart, James Ross, Nick Gligor. [Intro: Justin Vernon] I can hold my Egg Nog But these elves can’t decorate trees Fat and Jolly now On the north pole, headin south I'm on to Indiana I heard it's christmas now [Hook: Chief Keef] I can't handle no egg nog But these elves can’...
New Sleighs
November 04, 2021 23:27 - 4 minutesKreezus was produced by Local Business Comedy. New Sleighs written by Stephen Perlstein. Producer Jason Smith. Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie Recorded at Seaward Studios and Starburns Industries. Vocals by Carl Tart, James Ross, Nick Gligor, Stephen Perlstein Download here: http://www.4shared.com/zip/Q8z7rR1Lba/Kreezus.html [Verse 1] Ms. Claus was raised in the era when Clean snow was only rode by Jack Skellington Riding snow you would have thought I had help But they wasn't satisfied ...
I Am a Claus
November 04, 2021 23:24 - 4 minutesKreezus written and produced by Local Business Comedy: Joey Clift, Nick Gligor, Stephen Perlstein and Dumbshit Mountain Producer Jason Smith. Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie Recorded at Seaward Studios and Starburns Industries. Vocals by Carl Tart, James Ross [Beanie man] (Silent night riff...) [Intro] I am a Claus I am a Claus I am a Claus [Hook] I am a Claus Hurry up with my damn rudolph Hurry up with them trains & dolls Get the Sleigh out the damn garage I am a Claus Even tho...
Red Hat Head
November 04, 2021 23:21 - 3 minutesKreezus (or Kris Kreezus - Tiz the Reazus for the Seazus) was produced by Local Business Comedy. Written by Joey Clift. Producer Jason Smith. Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie Recorded at Seaward Studios and Starburns Industries. Vocals by Carl Tart (Kanye West) Download here: http://www.4shared.com/zip/Q8z7rR1Lba... [Verse 1] For my theme song My red n fur jeans on My tinsel so green on Children are gettin’ their dreams on I’ve got the wisdom My naughty list so long They see a fat man wi...
Long Night
November 04, 2021 23:19 - 4 minutesKreezus (or Kris Kreezus - Tiz the Reazus for the Seazus) written and produced by Local Business Comedy. Long Night written by Nick Gligor. Producer Jason Smith. Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie Recorded at Seaward Studios and Starburns Industries. Vocals by Carl Tart. Available for free download at Christmas.BoardwalkAudio.com Fuck man, it’s Christmas again [Verse 1] Christmas season approaching Fuck the toys that y'all been wantin' Fuck the, fuck the toys y'all been huntin' A Santa ...