Kree Yoohoo: A Stargate Fancast

092 Exodus

November 23, 2020 11:00 - 28 minutes - 38.9 MB

The Carter-Selmak-Carter Gambit is born!!!! They say the first one is always the toughest. Teal'c gets his revenge on Tannith! And Season Four is over! (This audio was edited to remove my blisteringly hilarious intro that used a copyrighted song by Bob Marley).

091 Double Jeopardy

November 09, 2020 11:00 - 27 minutes - 9.5 MB

They're back, baby! The robots I kept mis-remembering! It's fun for the whole family! And scratch another system lord for team Tauri!

090 Entity

September 11, 2020 12:00 - 21 minutes - 7.31 MB

An obligatory Peter Deluise Terminator Skynet plot... Some interesting insights in the director commentary from Allan Lee, normally the Stargate SG-1 editor. But other than that... this episode is a bit of a yawner?

089 Prodigy

September 10, 2020 12:00 - 27 minutes - 9.63 MB

Not much fun in the episode, but GOOD GOD THE BEST DIRECTOR COMMENTARY OF ALL. I have a lot of thoughts and theories on how to improve this whole Hailey character arc.. Oh, and that is the ACTUAL chief of the air force on their little tv show..

088 The Light

September 09, 2020 12:00 - 21 minutes - 7.36 MB

My cats interupt The Light. Probably a good thing, I was getting addicted.

087 Absolute Power

September 08, 2020 12:00 - 41 minutes - 14.2 MB

Dr. Daniel Jackson goes FULL DARK SIDE and gets himself a something something Death Star, something something complete!!! And Dr. Janet Frasier will tell us "there's nothing physically wrong with him". Good times. DREAM RULES FROM 'FOREVER IN A DAY' APPLY. And farewell to Kasuf!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

086 2010

September 03, 2020 12:00 - 26 minutes - 9.12 MB

The coronavirus series is over! I have blasted through three seasons in a couple of months, and now I return to my normal schedule of "whenever the hell i can find the space to yell nonsense into my ipad to record for you guys" which is seldom. What a brilliant episode, a favourite of mine and I have strong memories of it from its first broadcast in the year 2001. Nice one to go out on.

085 Chain Reaction

September 01, 2020 12:00 - 19 minutes - 6.92 MB

Season Four is sooo goood!!!! This episode is so good! A rip off of Silence of the Lambs, Jack must seek the help of my two favourite weasels Maybourne and Kinsey in order to save his beloved General Hammond! Just a wonderful, funny, touching, intriguing episode with amazing character work.

084 The Serpent's Venom

August 31, 2020 12:00 - 19 minutes - 6.62 MB

This one's fun! Jack and Sam have some cute squishing because everybody has to squish together under a mine in this hilarious Peter Deluise-written, Martin Wood directed Three-Stooges bit! And poor Teal'c, Christopher Judge never gets to emote on this show except for the ugly a)SILENCE, WOMAN! or b)being tortured to death by a Goa'uld.

083 The Curse

August 30, 2020 12:00 - 24 minutes - 8.52 MB

I'm in love. Dr Sarah Gardner makes her entrance and exit gracefully and quickly in this one episode - I think we see her again like maybe twice? I love everything about her. I wish to Ra they had made HER a recurring character instead of Dr Robert Rothman. Also, by the way, #Martinwasright. There are buried alien spaceships and shit left ALL OVER the earth, buried random Goauld places. Grrr.

082 Tangent

August 25, 2020 12:00 - 23 minutes - 8.27 MB

Ground control to Colonel O'Neill! An excellent episode ripping off "Apollo 13" including obligatory "mission successful, throw your papers into the air at Mission Control" scene by legendary drama director Peter Deluise. Just great, great stuff, this one!

081 Point Of No Return

August 24, 2020 12:00 - 22 minutes - 7.89 MB

I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY at the bullshit in this episode. #Martinwasright. Luckily for Stargate, it also contains some of the greatest funny moments of the entire franchise in the form of MURRAY!!!!

080 Beneath The Surface

August 23, 2020 12:00 - 24 minutes - 8.52 MB

Woah, what a weird one. Lots of dystopian metropolis stuff.. working you to death underground while we brainwash you. Nice! AND OF COURSE SO MANY SNUGGLES WITH JACK AND SAM! SO. MANY. SNUGGLES!

079 Scorched Earth

August 22, 2020 12:00 - 19 minutes - 6.7 MB

This is a really weird episode...the relationships we have spent all of Season 4 setting up are just tossed aside, and it's back to "yes sir no sir' between Jack and Sam. Teal'c is unnecessary and Daniel.... well Daniel is doing what Daniel does best. Get lost and lag behind and jepoardising the whole mission because he wanted to talk to the shiny alien robot thing.

078 The First Ones

August 21, 2020 12:00 - 20 minutes - 6.94 MB

It's the first and definitely not the last Stargate episode to rip off the movie ENEMY MINE! And good fucking riddance to Rothman because as I laid out clearly in the episodes Forever In A Day and Crystal Skull he was not officially canon! GRRR!!!!! Moon chant, what was I thinking?

077 Watergate

August 17, 2020 12:00 - 19 minutes - 6.92 MB

Favourite weasel Maybourne returns for the big reveal -- THE RUSSIANS HAVE A GATE PROGRAM! A real throwback to Hunt For Red October, Dr Strangelove, all those classic FILTHY COMMIE RUSKIES movies and books. I'm waiting for the Dr. Svetlana Markhov spinoff series!

076 Window of Opportunity

August 15, 2020 12:00 - 18 minutes - 6.34 MB

Yes. Yes, yes, yes. More of this please. I am so happy. Also included a mini review of the DVD profile special features.

075 A "brief" quiz on episode titles

August 12, 2020 12:00 - 42 minutes - 14.5 MB

Is any of this sinking in? Just because I've made a podcast about these episodes of Stargate SG1, does it mean i am actually remembering any of it? Tweet me to let me know how many episode titles you could connect to their synopses. Regular episodes continue next week.

074 Divide and Conquer

August 11, 2020 12:00 - 23 minutes - 8.15 MB

This episode has some FABULOUS conversations and one-liners, but somehow the big picture leaves me a little unsatisfied? I suppose just that they FINALLY confront the O'Neill-Carter relationship only to sweep it under the rug immediately. And iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love yoooooooooooooooooooouuuuuu. Hopefully, this will be the last appearance of Ms Tokra McBoobies.

073 Crossroads

August 09, 2020 12:00 - 18 minutes - 6.34 MB

So bored. So very bored. If it weren't for the introduction of the ongoing evil villain Tannith, this episode could TOTALLY be skipped. It sucks Goa'uld long range visual communication balls. But near the end is my mini review of the 80s film DUNE, and a note for Rick from the podcast Open The Iris vis a vis mispronounciation of the word Goa-uld.

072 Upgrades

August 08, 2020 12:00 - 27 minutes - 9.38 MB

A very revealing director commentary, where they finally cop to RIPPING OFF THE MATRIX, but more importantly, I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG ABOUT THE PUSH-N-SWELL!!!!! Called it.Also, Anise has boobs. Swoon as ye will. I don't get it.

071 The Other Side

July 31, 2020 12:00 - 16 minutes - 5.83 MB

The Nazi-riffic episode of Stargate. yyyyyyyowtch. With possibly the greatest director commentary though!

070 Small Victories

July 29, 2020 12:00 - 21 minutes - 7.32 MB

SEASON FOUR IS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! This episode bizarrely mashes together TWO Sean Connery classics, The Hunt for Red October, as well as THE ROCK! AWESOME!

069 BONUS: Enemy Mine (1985 film)

July 28, 2020 22:49 - 51 minutes - 17.7 MB

A Kree Yoohoo special in between the seasons, we take a look at the Wolfgang Petersen cult sci fi classic Enemy Mine, soon to be ripped off by SG1 in season 4. Boy, this movie is quite boring, but it's remarkable how many OTHER things have taken their visual or thematic cues from it.

069 Enemy Mine (1985 film)

July 28, 2020 12:00 - 51 minutes - 17.7 MB

A Kree Yoohoo special in between the seasons, we take a look at the Wolfgang Petersen cult sci fi classic Enemy Mine, soon to be ripped off by SG1 in season 4. Boy, this movie is quite boring, but it's remarkable how many OTHER things have taken their visual or thematic cues from it.

068 Nemesis

July 23, 2020 12:00 - 19 minutes - 6.69 MB

YAAAAAAS this is such a good episode. INTRODUCE THE REPLICATORS! Everything you want from Stargate - lots of Jack and Carter tension, Teal'c being stoic, all the technicians on the ground running around like crazy, and quite lite on the Daniel Jackson!

067 Crystal Skull

July 21, 2020 12:00 - 20 minutes - 7.23 MB

Indiana Jones has ruined this concept forever. But it is funny to be back in the Urgo situation again.

066 Maternal Instinct

July 14, 2020 12:00 - 30 minutes - 10.5 MB

I am so in love with this episode. It's tender in just the right way, and also features a lot of O'Neill not understanding things, which is always hilarity.

065 New Ground

July 12, 2020 12:00 - 13 minutes - 4.87 MB

...followed immediately by the WORST. EPISODE. EVER!

064 Shades of Grey

July 11, 2020 12:00 - 38 minutes - 13.1 MB

IT'S MY FAVOURITE EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!! Do forgive me for the intro, guys. Hahaha.

063 A Hundred Days

July 07, 2020 12:00 - 19 minutes - 6.77 MB

Somebody at Sg1 went to see the Armageddon movie... But DAMN this is a good episode!! Why doesn't Jack live here in his off-time for the rest of his life?? Why bother coming back to his empty Earth? At least even on weekends?

062 Urgo

July 06, 2020 12:00 - 18 minutes - 6.33 MB

Make it stop..

061 Pretense

July 05, 2020 12:00 - 28 minutes - 9.71 MB

THIS WHOLE COURT ROOM IS OUT OF ORDER. O'Neill just really wishes somebody would listen to him for once when he says DON'T TRUST SNAKE-HEADS!

060 Foothold

July 02, 2020 12:00 - 25 minutes - 8.73 MB

All my confusion about scanning teams returning through the gate is resolved.

059 The Devil You Know

June 30, 2020 12:00 - 20 minutes - 7.16 MB

Poph is back...tell a friend.

058 Jolinar's Memories

June 29, 2020 12:00 - 18 minutes - 6.53 MB

Let's go to that planet that is literally hell. Somebody on the writing staff missed an opportunity for a 'boatman' character here. Take notes from Matrix Revolutions!

057 Past and Present

June 28, 2020 12:00 - 17 minutes - 6.2 MB

It's a Stargate sequel! Trouble is, the story ain't that good, and there seems to be a miscommunication between the writers and the editor when it came to shooting Kira as an evil suspect from the beginning, even though she is actually clueless? REMAIN INDOORS

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