North Korea: Are We At War Yet?

Hello and Greetings From Glorious People's Democratic Republic of North Korea Where Everything Is Good And Fine How Are You?  We have just completed our completion of the first every corroboratory episode with Decadent Western Imperalist Telephone Radio Show Kings of Democracy on the topic of "How Can I Go To North Korea?"  If You wish to participate in our Glorious People's Revolution, please consider to be doing the following if you must.

1.) Please be sending your worthless American currency to us.  Your money is weak and enfested much of the gay, so please just send it to us and we will dispose of it for your

2.) also Please be doing the following: Send us any lose Uranium, Plutonium or Thorium you have in your decadent grotesque running dog hovels.  Any isotopes are apreciated and thank you

3.) If you are do be doing the coming to here, do not tell Bill Clinton you are coming or else he will come and ask us where you are and if you are alive.  this is not a good fun

4.)Also bring any member of the 1987-1996 Chicago Bulls you may be having the access to.  Those are our favorite of the bulls.  

Thanks you and we look foward and when the war comes remember that if you were not what you are then this would not be your death.