Edgar Allan Poe: And Quoth The Raven "BUMBOCLAAT"!

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Hey sorry if you've been waiting on this one but didn't hear from us for a while a pipe exploded at my place and all my computer and sound stuff got wet and also I am getting a new job.  ANYWAY Edgar Allan Poe was a real guy if you can believe it.  He did stuff.  If anybody reads this comment HEY ANDREW I READ THE EPISODE DESCRIBTIONS on the subreddit cause I don't like writing them.  Now if you'll excuse me I need to scam SEO .  


Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,

 Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—

     While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,

 As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

 “’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—

             Only this and nothing more.”

     Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;

 And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.

     Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow

     From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore—

 For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore—

             Nameless here for evermore.

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