Ketchup Kitchen Catchups

48 – Joy Shticks

June 14, 2017 07:00 - 22 minutes - 36.4 MB

The B-Movie Mania crew stops by this week to follow through with funny sounding crossover idea. This week’s B-Movie Mania episode was about the 1983 comedy ‘Joysticks’ and in that film a character named DORFUS likes to a weird, ketchup related snack. So I give it a try while the boys rate my response. Don’t … Continue reading "48 – Joy Shticks"

47 – Ketch-Town pt1

June 07, 2017 07:00 - 28 minutes - 47.5 MB

This week we get down and dirty with ketchup. That’s right! We’re actually going to talk about ketchup today. Just you and me. Mano a mano. I read an excerpt from Andrew F. Smith’s groundbreaking book ‘Pure Ketchup’ and discuss the theories of where ketchup actually came from, how it should be spelled, and just … Continue reading "47 – Ketch-Town pt1"

46 – Tracy Discovery

May 31, 2017 07:00 - 41 minutes - 65.2 MB

Listen up, Ketch-Heads, Squirters, Bottle Babies, Kitchen Kittens, and SPOONERS! Tracertron, of Geeky Discovery, is back and we have some serious ketchup chat for you to choke down. Plus, a caller calls in to give an EXTENSIVE breakdown of where on Deep Space 9 one might find ketchup. Listen in and Catsup! Don’t forget to call … Continue reading "46 – Tracy Discovery"

45 – Mr. Matt Josh

May 24, 2017 07:00 - 28 minutes - 46.6 MB

The glorious Mr. Matt Josh joins the program this week and oh boy do we have a ketchup for you. We try out a BLACKBERRY KETCHUP as we discuss Matt Josh’s mysterious double name and take some creeper calls on the Squirt Line. Listen in and Catsup! Bottle Baby Sneaky Peeky Don’t forget to call in … Continue reading "45 – Mr. Matt Josh"

44 – Big Boy Seth

May 17, 2017 07:00 - 24 minutes - 36.9 MB

Seth is back! And this time he is a real big boy who owns a brand new condo. We chat about home ownership and life and this spicy ketchup we try. Also, as usual, some weird calls on the Squirt Line. Listen in and Catsup! Don’t forget to call in to the Squirt Line 419-7-SQUIRT SUBSCRIBE … Continue reading "44 – Big Boy Seth"

43 – Squirtpedia with Ben Chapman

May 10, 2017 07:00 - 30 minutes - 48.4 MB

Finally back to normal, this week we have the normal, non-violent guest Ben Chapman and he’s a real treat. He doesn’t hurt me even a little bit. We play a fun round of ‘What the Fuck Do You Think Trump is Doing Right Now?’ and take some nice calls from the Squirt Line. Oh! And … Continue reading "43 – Squirtpedia with Ben Chapman"

42 – The KetchGod Cometh

May 03, 2017 07:00 - 40 minutes - 64 MB

This is a weird one folks. Now, before you even listen, know that I am OK. I made it out fine with just an extra ear (you’ll have to listen to figure out what that means). But this episode has really made me reflect on all of you wonderful listeners out there, be you KetchHead, Squirter, … Continue reading "42 – The KetchGod Cometh"

41 – Ketchup, Catch Up!

April 26, 2017 07:00 - 9 minutes - 16.3 MB

Hi everyone! No guest this week, but this episode is still has plenty to offer. Gather the kids around because this week I read a fun children’s book ‘Ketchup, Catch Up!’ but Fran Manushkin. It’s a delightful story about a little monkey. Listen in and Catsup! Don’t forget to call in to the Squirt Line 419-7-SQUIRT. … Continue reading "41 – Ketchup, Catch Up!"

40 – Big Huls 2: Full of Huls

April 19, 2017 07:00 - 48 minutes - 78.4 MB

Writer and filmmaker Jason Huls is back and better than ever. We suck down some Spicy 78 Brand ketchup while discussing various projects and take some interesting calls on the Squirt Line. Listen in and Catsup! Don’t forget to call in to the Squirt Line 419-7-SQUIRT. Jason’s Projects: Man Woman Movie Podcast B-Movie Mania Podcast Ten Wing … Continue reading "40 – Big Huls 2: Full of Huls"

39 – Ashley Blurt Squirt

April 12, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 120 MB

Well fuck. Everything is happening at once, you see? This week Ashley, of Power Couple Ashley & Kevin, is on and we chat about so much. Cake, Pie, Jamaica, Kevin..so much more. PLUS we try some Grace brand ketchup from Jamaica! The Squirt Line calls get effing bonkers. I don’t know if I can handle … Continue reading "39 – Ashley Blurt Squirt"

38 – Rebecca Spitfire

April 05, 2017 07:00 - 31 minutes - 48.1 MB

This week, the lovely Rebecca Spitfire joins the show for a quick catch up. We talk try an Italian ketchup while discussing gymnastics and taking calls on the Squirt Line. Things are obviously still very worrisome with Don missing and then, yet another catastrophe hits and I really don’t know how to deal with it. … Continue reading "38 – Rebecca Spitfire"

37 – #WhereIsDon?

March 29, 2017 07:00 - 37 minutes - 57.6 MB

Don’s call in last week’s episode still has me reeling. So this week I sit down alone and go his call and try to figure out just what happened. Plus, calls & theories from the Squirt Line. Also, a special ketchup surprise from last week’s episode as well. Charboys, you better start runnin’! Let’s Catsup! … Continue reading "37 – #WhereIsDon?"

36 – Hoss Harder

March 22, 2017 07:00 - 18 minutes - 28.6 MB

Good ol’ friend Tim (Hoss) was in town so I snagged him for a few minutes to ketchup. We get to know the Charboys brand Ketchup and take some calls from the Squirt Line before Tim had to catch his train back home. This episode is on the shorter side, but one of the calls … Continue reading "36 – Hoss Harder"

35 – Jeffrory II: The Original Squirter

March 15, 2017 07:00 - 53 minutes - 83.9 MB

Holy Hell Jeffrory is back! You might recall him from episode 1 of this very same podcast when things were, well…less insane. We dine on some Saint’s Sin Harissa Ketchup, discuss wine and yeast cultivation, clink around some ice, and take some of the most insane Squirt Line calls ever! Buckle in and Catsup! … Continue reading "35 – Jeffrory II: The Original Squirter"

34 – Taken for Grant’d

March 08, 2017 08:00 - 17 minutes - 22.6 MB

I screwed up, and I will be the first to admit it. BUT I promise this episode will make it up to you. I had a great episode in the can but I forgot to bring the audio files with me on a business trip. Thankfully, fan-favorite Grant (!!) was available to do the show … Continue reading "34 – Taken for Grant’d"

33 – Matt of the Paradise

March 01, 2017 08:00 - 30 minutes - 46.6 MB

Buddy Matt and I were watching some b-movies and all the blood and gore really got to us. Well, to our tummies. So we cracked open a bottle of Iguana Lightening and drank down the “tomato blood” while we took some calls on the Squirt Line. Listen in, it’s a blast…of “lightening.” Let’s Catsup! Matt’s … Continue reading "33 – Matt of the Paradise"

32 – Jonashan Lives!

February 22, 2017 08:00 - 1 hour - 120 MB

HE’S ALIVE!! You heard me, Jonashan lives and he joins me to talk just really go on about some memories. Plus, Westbrae Natural Ketchup! Oh boy do we have some feelings about this stuff. Let’s Catsup! Don’t forget to call in to the Squirt Line 419-7-SQUIRT. SUBSCRIBE Theme Song: “Ketchup Time” by Isaac Goyem “Club … Continue reading "32 – Jonashan Lives!"

31 – Jesssssssssssssssssss

February 15, 2017 08:00 - 33 minutes - 52 MB

Awesome lady Jes stopped by the Ketchup Kitchen this week and boy did we have a blast! Also, lots of beers and ketchup and fries. We take a bunch of epic calls on the Squirt Line and just have a real good time. Let’s Catsup! Don’t forget to call in to the Squirt Line 419-7-SQUIRT. … Continue reading "31 – Jesssssssssssssssssss"

30 – Power Couple Kevin

February 08, 2017 08:00 - 1 hour - 111 MB

“1/2 is better than none.” That’s what my Nana always said. And this week we have 1/2 of the Chicago power couple Ashley & Kevin. Can you guess which half? Well, his name starts with Kevin, if that’s a big enough clue for ya. We ketchup about whiskey, pineapples, and try out some Beaver Brand … Continue reading "30 – Power Couple Kevin"

29 – Catsup Pussycat?

February 01, 2017 08:00 - 16 minutes - 23.8 MB

I’ve been dying to have today’s guest on for a long time and things have finally worked out! She’s a lover, a fighter, and even brought her own snack for us to dip our Clover Valley ketchup in. We take some calls and just enjoy a couple drinks while in each other’s company. Let’s Catsup! Don’t … Continue reading "29 – Catsup Pussycat?"

28 – Classic Caitlin

January 25, 2017 08:00 - 46 minutes - 74.2 MB

Had a delightful ketchup with my guest this week….Classic Caitlin! We discuss the inauguration, my possible death, and we try our first NON-TOMATO KETCHUP! Let’s Catsup! Don’t forget to call in to the Squirt Line 419-7-SQUIRT. SUBSCRIBE Theme Song: “Ketchup Time” by Isaac Goyem Commercial music: “Lobby Time” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By … Continue reading "28 – Classic Caitlin"

27 – The Return of the Jordi

January 18, 2017 08:00 - 33 minutes - 53.3 MB

REDEMPTION! Holy Mole! Graced by the pure kindness of ketchup, Jordan returns this week with an actual episode. Hutson be damned! Jordan reveals his delicious surprise and we ketchup about life, Jimmy Stewart, and the state phrase of Oregon. So hang on to your Pittsburgh Salad and…Let’s Catsup! Don’t forget to call in to the … Continue reading "27 – The Return of the Jordi"

26 – Bonus Ben (the Hut Rolls on)

January 13, 2017 08:00 - 10 minutes - 14.8 MB

BONUS EPISODE: The Hutastrophy just won’t stop! There were SO MANY calls about the Chris Hutson episode that I had to call on my good friend Ben to help me clean up the last of these calls. Thanks Ben! Let’s Catsup! Don’t forget to call in to the Squirt Line 419-7-SQUIRT. SUBSCRIBE

25 – Jordan vs The Hut

January 11, 2017 08:00 - 26 minutes - 37.4 MB

Well….I’m sorry. This week’s episode is a disaster. Amazing friend Jordan joined me but we just couldn’t get away from the stinker episode that was Hutson’s appearance last week. I promise to make up for this but for now, this is this week’s episode. Let’s Catsup! Don’t forget to call in to the Squirt Line 419-7-SQUIRT. … Continue reading "25 – Jordan vs The Hut"

24 – Psssst…It’s Chris Hutson

January 04, 2017 08:00 - 18 minutes - 27.4 MB

This week, B-Movie aficionado Chris Hutson is on to share what can only be described as….negativity. He downs some Old Grandad and has his own plans for the Pssst brand ketchup we are supposed to review and then goes on to berate the callers on the Squirt Line… This one is interesting folks. Let’s Catsup! … Continue reading "24 – Psssst…It’s Chris Hutson"

23 – Tim Hoss

December 28, 2016 08:00 - 57 minutes - 94.5 MB

Long time listener, twice time caller, and first time guest, Tim “Hoss” is on the show this week! We catch up about beer & life, take an angry call from the Squirt Line, and Tim proposes a taste-off between blue & white collar ketchups! It’s a real treat! Let’s Catsup! Don’t forget to call in … Continue reading "23 – Tim Hoss"

22 – Meatloafmas 2016

December 21, 2016 08:00 - 40 minutes - 63.8 MB

Happy Meatloafmas!!!!! This week I am visited by an entire gaggle of previous Ketchateers as we celebrate the Meatloafmas holiday. Tim, Chris, Seth, & myself eat meatloaf, sing some classic Meatloafmas carols , and share our Meatloafmas Wishes & Beefs. Chris even figures out how to cure child deaths! This is a truely jovial & … Continue reading "22 – Meatloafmas 2016"

21 – Brown Town with Sara B

December 14, 2016 08:00 - 37 minutes - 59.1 MB

Have you ever had your own personal ketchup chef? Well I freakin’ have! Chew on that and slurp it…or something. SORRY! Sara B is this weeek’s guest and she took the challenge of concocting her very own BROWN SAUCE! Which is kind of like ketchup. Hear all about it right here on Ketchup Kitchen Catchups. … Continue reading "21 – Brown Town with Sara B"

20 – Big Mamacita with Stevie G

December 07, 2016 08:00 - 27 minutes - 42.3 MB

Big Mamacita (Steve Gonigam) is on this week’s episode and we have a grand (drunk) ol’ time ketching up, taking some calls, and choking down some Goya brand Mayo Ketchup. Let’s Catsup! Don’t forget to call in to the Squirt Line 419-7-SQUIRT. SUBSCRIBE

19 – Tingle on my Dingle with Stils

November 30, 2016 08:00 - 21 minutes - 35.4 MB

This week’s guest is a legend. Stils himself is my guest and we get into what it was growing up and even take a Squirt Line call from our Dad. We try out some Ketchapeño and get real serious about…nothing. Also, we’re brothers and we get down & dirty. Let’s Catsup! Don’t forget to call … Continue reading "19 – Tingle on my Dingle with Stils"

18 – Paul Part 2: Paul Cop

November 23, 2016 08:00 - 21 minutes - 36 MB

Well look who I stumbled into while visiting the good ol’ Pacific Northwest, It’s Paulie Pops! We ketchup at a ‘Little Big Burger’ and try out some Camden’s Original Catsup. Paul gives us the low down on some Hollywood Scoops all while a child screams in the background. Let’s Catsup! Don’t forget to call in to … Continue reading "18 – Paul Part 2: Paul Cop"

17 – Karate Chop Barlow

November 16, 2016 08:00 - 26 minutes - 39.7 MB

Holy Pumpkins! The glorious Ashley Barlow joins us for this week’s episode and we get down on some pumpkin spice ketchup. We talk about the “karate chop method” and take some calls. Get in here and let’s Catsup! Don’t forget to call in to the Squirt Line 419-7-SQUIRT. SUBSCRIBE

16 – Jonashan

November 09, 2016 08:00 - 59 minutes - 95.6 MB

If this isn’t a special episode, I don’t know what is! Good ol’ friend Jonashan joins me in Portland, OR and discusses a Chili Orange ketchup as well as his pickled eggy weggies. Also, we get to hear HIS side of the age old argument, “Who’s turn it is on the hammock.” Let’s Catsup! Don’t … Continue reading "16 – Jonashan"

15 – Mister Seth

November 02, 2016 07:00 - 38 minutes - 59.6 MB

Hellooooooo out there all my K.S.B’s! Seth Chromick is on this week’s episode and boy does he have some great insight for humanity. We chow down on some curly fries and Portland brand organic ketchup while discuss our upcoming trip to Portland. The Squirt Line gives us an update from Don as well as a … Continue reading "15 – Mister Seth"

14 – Tracertron

October 26, 2016 07:00 - 1 hour - 110 MB

BOO!! This week, the self-proclaimed “Scary Person” Tracy Buchman joins me for this special SPOoOoOKY Halloween episode. We take some spooky phone calls as well as tell our own spooky stories. Let’s Catsup! Check out Tracy’s podcast ‘Geeky Discovery.’ Don’t forget to call in to the Squirt Line 419-7-SQUIRT. SUBSCRIBE

13 – The Magnificent Marcus

October 19, 2016 07:00 - 39 minutes - 60.5 MB

GUESS WHAT! Ketchup Butt!!! I am joined this week by Marcus! He’s such a fun guy and it’s a delight to catch up with him. We take some controversial calls from the Squirt Line and have some Spicy Mike’s Ketchup. Let’s Catsup! Don’t forget to call in to the Squirt Line 419-7-SQUIRT. SUBSCRIBE

12 – Ben “Dr. Ketchup” Chapman

October 12, 2016 07:00 - 38 minutes - 61.7 MB

This week, I’m joined by Ben “Dr. Ketchup” Chapman for what can only be described as a “giggle fest.” Ben and I talk about meeting each other on a dating website and give some serious advice to some serious questions on the Squirt Line. Let’s Catsup! You can find Ben on his podcast “Not Another … Continue reading "12 – Ben “Dr. Ketchup” Chapman"

11 – Candace, Chelsea’s Adored Sister

October 05, 2016 07:00 - 48 minutes - 78 MB

It’s the episode you have all been waiting for! We meet Candace, the sister Chelsea just could stop talking about. We snack on a ketchup & mayo mix as we catch up about jobs, anxiety and even read some poetry! Plus, a ketchup contest! Let’s Catsup! Don’t forget to call in to the Squirt Line 419-7-SQUIRT. … Continue reading "11 – Candace, Chelsea’s Adored Sister"

10 – Chelsea, The Mighty Muffin

September 28, 2016 07:00 - 41 minutes - 65 MB

It’s the 10th Episodiversary of Ketchup Kitchen Catchups and boy do we have a treat in store! Chelsea “The Mighty Muffin” Holmes chats away as we catch up with some Sriracha Ketchup! We do some Top 10 Lists to celebrate the 10th episode and take some calls from the Squirt Line! Let’s Catsup! Don’t forget to … Continue reading "10 – Chelsea, The Mighty Muffin"

09 – ‘Weird’ Tracy Aberberz

September 21, 2016 07:00 - 25 minutes - 33.9 MB

This week, Pinball Pro Tracy catches up and plays a couple of games. Also, a kid calls into the Squirt Line and lets us know how he feels about the Ketchhead vs Squirter debate. Tune in and catsup! Don’t forget to call in to the Squirt Line 419-7-SQUIRT. SUBSCRIBE

08 – A Vish Called Ketchup

September 14, 2016 07:00 - 27 minutes - 36.6 MB

Folks, things are just so happy and wonderful in the ketchup-verse! Our guest this week is the wonderful and jovial Vishnu! We talk about Funky Bunch gossip and take some calls from the Squirt Line. Biff’s Ketchup is this week’s bounty. Catsup with us and see how we feel about it. Don’t forget to call … Continue reading "08 – A Vish Called Ketchup"

07 – Soggy Paws Arneson

September 07, 2016 07:00 - 42.1 MB

This episode is a game changer. Why? Because we have special guest Christopher Arneson and we play a different game than we played last week. SEE!? GAME CHANGER! We discuss friends and foods and eat up on some Spicy Whataburger Ketchup. Also, there is a crazy big announcement. So that’s cool too. Let’s Catsup! SUBSCRIBE

06 – Paulie Pops

August 31, 2016 07:00 - 25.9 MB

It’s a special HOLLYWOOD edition of Ketchup Kitchen Catchups! Paul A. Brooks catches up and gives us the scoop on what’s happening in Tinsel Town as well as which celebrities are Ketchheads and which are Squirters. It’s a no-holds-barred chat fest at In-N-Out Burger. Paul’s Production Company: Into The Night Motion Pictures SUBSCRIBE

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