Lies Our Parents Told Us (Shortie)

Moose introduces this Shortie’s topic: the lies our parents told us. Will a watermelon grow in your stomach if you swallow the seeds? Lots of lies have been told to children about Santa and sex. And why are penis nicknames necessary? Email us at [email protected] and tell us why! It’s nostalgic (or is it traumatic?) to revisit Shagnasty from the end of Episode 6 (if you haven’t heard this bit, you need to). But there are sweet lies, like the magic bean and the trampoline. Santa is real according to the Polar Express. Moose attacks her father like Mr. Miyagi in his Halloween house. Producer Sara educates us about The US Navy SEAL Team. (and clearly Kat doesn’t know the difference between ballistics and bombs).

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