Kar Dishin' It: All Things Kardashian
213 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 674 ratingsComedians Jessica Jean Jardine and Marcy Jarreau spend each week trying to keep up with the Kardashians, meticulously sifting through all the headlines and gossip. They discuss the breakups, the makeup lines, Twitter wars, Dash stores, and recap the latest episodes of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" — as well as the never-ending spin-offs. So buckle up!
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Episodes
Vintage Recap – KUWTK S1E8 | The Price of Fame
May 16, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 96.9 MBSeason one of our vintage KUWTK recaps comes to end with a perfectly insane season finale that has Kim and the fam seeing the pluses and minuses of their newfound fame. Marcy and Jess dig in on it all, including the famed storyline where Kim is panicked and crying over stolen sex pics of teen Kourt. We’ve also got the week’s headlines, including how the Kardashy women celebrated Mother’s Day and so much more!
Vintage Recap – KUWTK S1E7 | Helping Hand
May 09, 2018 07:00 - 49 minutes - 68.8 MBWe have another bicoastal episode this week with Jess just blocks away from the Met Gala and Marcy holding it down in LA. We discuss our favorite looks and the disappointments from our girls at this year’s Gala, did Childish Gambino steal the crown from Kanye, and why is KHLOE at Tristan’s game. SMDH. We also recap a highly problematic vintage ep where Khloe helps out a homeless pal and Rob goes on a date with some real foreshadowing!
Vintage Recap – KUWTK S1E6 | You Are So Pregnant
May 02, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 88.9 MBHaha, we thought we had news last week and that was before Kanye’s epic return to the center of the pop culture universe! There’s so, so, so much to unpack, from him posing with the MAGA hat and praising Trump to beefing with John Legend to popping by TMZ to confess to having had liposuction and an opioid addiction. Marcy and Jess power through it all AND STILL get to this week’s vintage recap of KUWTK, where Kourt quickly skips from a pregnancy scare to almost getting hitched in Vegas to Scott.
Vintage Recap – KUWTK S1E5 | Remembering Dad
April 25, 2018 07:00 - 59 minutes - 82 MBGuys, there’s so much news still swirling in the Kardashian universe: Kanye returning to Twitter in a big way and giving a very bizarre radio interview, Kim turning her iconic bod into a perfume bottle, DASH closing after 12 years (RIP) and A POSSIBLY HUGE KAR DISHIN IT EXCLUSIVE SCOOP re: Tristan and Khloe. You’re gonna HAVE to listen to this one, folks. We promise. And, of course, we dive into another amazing Season One episode.
Vintage Recap – KUWTK S1E4 | Birthday Suit
April 18, 2018 07:00 - 55 minutes - 76.4 MBWow, what a week since we last met. We give a run down of all the Khloe/Tristan cheating scandal, the birthday of her baby True, and Kylie being mom-shamed at Coachella. Then we have what is maybe the episode that defines the Kardashians, Kim’s Playboy photoshoot! We have Kris selling her children for cash, Caitlyn in Playgirl, and Kim finding her voice. It’s a true classic of an episode!
Vintage Recap – KUWTK S1E3 | Brody In The House
April 11, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 99.3 MBBefore we get to our vintage episode recap, we just gotta dive in the insane Tristan/Khloe drama that exploded on Tuesday. Marcy and Jess dig through the rumors and facts, trying to suss out where this wild story is headed and how the hell we got here. Oof. Afterward, they dig into a primo KUWTK Season One ep, where Khloe, Kourt and Kim all fly to creepy Joe Francis’s Puerto Vallarta estate for a Girls Gone Wild bikini photoshoot that goes pretty off the rails.
Vintage Recap – KUWTK S1E2 | Managing Mom
April 04, 2018 07:00 - 57 minutes - 78.7 MBMarcy and Jess continue on in their journey through Season One of KUWTK with episode two! It’s a joyful journey through Kris’s early managing days, as she books Kim at a mortifying event known as “Celebrity Catwalk Fashion Show” and accidentally hires a porn star to nanny the girls. There’s also plenty to discuss in the news with Blacc Chyna’s Six Flags meltdown and Stormi’s lavish first Easter celebration, which included a terrifying 10-foot flower Easter bunny. All that and more!
Vintage Recap – KUWTK S1E1 | Back To Where It All Began
March 21, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 84.6 MBMarcy and Jess go back to where it all began: The first episode of KUWTK! We revisit the pilot and hoo-boy is it a damn ball! The unlasered hairlines! The gem-tone, silky dresses! The giant belts! Kris’s tragic haircut! Litte Gabbana!!! We also dive into the week’s news, which includes controvery around KKW’s newest beauty product, Kendall coming out as straight and the proper debut of baby Chicago!!!
Kardashian News | The Post-Season Begins
March 14, 2018 07:00 - 56 minutes - 77.3 MBOur first episode after the season finale is a fun and layered one! We talk about some intense and important listener feedback we got on last week’s episode, as well as some WILD updates on Jessica’s insane cat, Puddy. There’s plenty to digest with the family, too, as we sort through Khloe’s Amazon-sponsored baby shower, Shia claiming Kanye took all his clothes, Sofia Richie slowly morphing into Kourt and it’s all capped off by Marcy slipping into her Cajun accent for a moment, too!
KUWTK S14E19 | The Gender Reveal
March 07, 2018 09:27 - 1 hour - 118 MBIt’s the season finale! We round it all out by recapping with an exciting guest, Kate Casey from the podcast Reality Life With Kate Casey. We break down a fun one that has Kourt, Kim and Khloe traveling to San Francisco for a sister trip, only to bicker about too much phone time, eat dim sum and wander through a dungeon. Meanwhile, Khloe learns the sex of her baby and we meet Kim’s surrogate. Babies, babies, babies!!
KUWTK S14E18 | Trimester Troubles
February 28, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 107 MBMarcy’s best friend Rebecca is here!!! We’re so happy to have her guest with us while we talk through a very pregnancy-focused episode of KUWTK. Khloe is stressing on her baby news breaking while Kourt is exploring the idea of freezing her eggs. Meanwhile, Kris slays in a blonde wig and incomprehensibly lures the girls into a bizarre Miranda Priestly bit that makes almost no sense. Meanwhile, they talk about visiting real wolves, getting groped in the club, and plenty more!
KUWTK S14E17 | Kris Jenner’s Legacy
February 21, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 88.1 MBAs we near the end of this season of KUWTK, Marcy and Jess dig in on an episode that honors the one and only queen... Kris Jenner! Thanks to Scott’s (?) undying curiosity about the woman who created the the most lasting empire of our time, we get educated on all things Kris. Meanwhile, Khloe is once again juggling her friendship with Malika, and Kendall bores us to tears during a soundbath. The gals also touch on the Blacc Chyna video leak, Kourt bragging about her tiny bod, and plenty more!
KUWTK S14E16 | A Tangled Web
February 14, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 90.6 MBIt’s the first full episode since Kylie unleashed her Stormi on the world so Marcy and Jess get to gab about it together, at long last! Meanwhile, New York Fashion Week arrives and half the clan hits the East Coast to trot around various parties and shows. While there, Kim yells about her hair being real and Kendall somehow wins a lifetime achievement award even though she’s barely been alive. Meanwhile, Jessica’s washing machine overflows and her cat starts peeing everywhere while recording!
KUWTK S14 | Mailbag Show
February 07, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 92.9 MBJess and Marcy continue the KUWTK break (no episode till next week!) with an extra special mailbag episode! It’s a blast reading emails and questions submitted from you! They gab about everything from whether Rob will have a “comeback” to how to deal with haters when they throw shade at our beloved Kardashians, and everything in between!
Kardashian News | Kylie Birth Announcement
February 06, 2018 01:11 - 13 minutes - 18.9 MBEmergency Kylie Baby Announcement Statement Kylie gave birth to a baby girl, February 1st at 4:43pm. The baby girl weighs 8lbs and 9oz. Marcy, Jess, and Trish are back but not together for this emergency episode. The ladies share some of their thoughts and congratulations on Kylie’s birth announcement. Congratulations to Kylie and Travis!
Kardashian News | Let Them (Us) Eat Cake
January 31, 2018 08:00 - 50 minutes - 69.3 MBIt’s time to fill the void of having no KUWTK episode this week by digging IN on the week’s Kardashian headlines. And there was no shortage, given Kim’s Bo Derek braids controversy, her wild nudes, Kendall being sassy to Scott on instagram and so! Much! More!
KUWTK S14E15 | Diamonds Are Forever
January 24, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 105 MB2018 continues to deliver as far as the Kardashian family is concerned, thanks to a meaty episode of KUWTK that delves into some very real Scott & Kourt drama, Kris wanting to quite literally turn herself into a diamond and Kourt trying to uncork her creativity in some far off, wildly implausible way. We also talk about the Calvin Klein quilt-based campaign, Jess’s truly bonkers Angelyne show and an amazing show Marcy was a part of, on top of lots more.
KUWTK S14E13 & 14 | Mime Over Matter & Bun in the Oven
January 18, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 123 MBJess got out of her deathbed to cover this week’s double episode, full of baby announcement and arrivals. We talk about some fake news, false sightings, and the internalized misogyny that Khloe just can’t tamp down!
KUWTK S14E12 | My Mother’s Keeper
January 11, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 124 MBWe’re back and like MJ we’re ready to cut up! We have famed Kardashian investigator Mariah Smith (Keeping Up With The Kontinuity Errors) dissecting the first ep of the New Year, #LEGGO!
KUWTK S14E11 | A Year Of Dashing
December 20, 2017 08:00 - 1 hour - 111 MBIt’s the last KUWTK episode of 2017 and it’s a very candid one as the Kardashian ladies learn how to answer the dicey interview questions they normally stumble in answering during press.
KUWTK S14E10 | Screaming Over Salads
December 13, 2017 16:09 - 1 hour - 57.4 MBIt’s time for the sisters to battle over which one Mama Kris loves most in this week’s episode of KUWTK. Marcy and Jess dig in, poking fun at their best acting attempts as things get pretty silly — including eating cake off the floor at one point. We also talk about engagements, dating apps, Jess’s sister in Dubai and when oh WHEN we might ever get these damn pregnancy confirmations!!!
KUWTK S14E9 | Dog Swaps and Wig Flops
December 06, 2017 08:00 - 1 hour - 106 MBMarc and Jess recap an episode that tackles the insanely huge issue of gun ownership as well as ... an upbeat dog swap snafu?! It’s a lot! They also recap the week’s Kardashian-related headlines, including a juicy, new turn in the Taylor vs. Kim feud.
KUWTK (Holiday Episode) | Why Don’t We Not Talk About Our Vibes
November 29, 2017 08:00 - 1 hour - 110 MBIt’s Christmas time in Kardashian manor, a.k.a. Calabasas, and we dig right into an episode filled with all kinds crazy hijinks, including Cheban in TWO prosthetic getups. We also read some truly A+ listener emails and toast to Marcy’s birthday!
KUWTK S14E8 | Scribe For The Tribe with April Mouton (Bitch Sesh Podcast)
November 22, 2017 08:00 - 1 hour - 134 MBOur beloved April Mouton (“Bitch Sesh”) joins us to recap an episode centered on LA’s homeless problem, but with plenty of Kardashian goofs thrown in too. We also try to figure out the root of Steph Shep’s firing and whether Tristan is handling Khloe’s butt well enough!
KUWTK S14E7 | Eyes On The Ground
November 15, 2017 08:00 - 1 hour - 119 MBKKW Beauty is open for business, after ten long years in the making! Kim pulls out all the stops for the splashy, flower-filled launch party, Khloe drags us on a pretend house hunt, and Kourt yells at Scott while wearing a Wonder Woman shirt.
KUWTK S14E6 | Kim K. & J. Law Forever
November 08, 2017 08:00 - 1 hour - 110 MBIt’s time to head back to Cleveland for an episode where Kris and Kourt see Khloe’s life with her main man, Tristan. There’s also a food tour of New York for Kim’s last unhealthy hurrah, Scott being a mopey sad-sack like usual, and plenty more!
KUWTK S14E5 | Halloween For Rich People
November 02, 2017 07:30 - 1 hour - 121 MBKourt and Scott’s drama is officially international as they bring their endless dramz to Cannes and, of course, we’re loving it. We gab about it as well as the Planned Parenthood storyline, all the girls’ halloween costumes and tons more!
KUWTK S14E4 | No One’s Taking The T-Bird, Kris
October 25, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 68.6 MBWho doesn’t love a good ol’ sisters getaway on KUWTK?? It’s honestly one of our fave things because we get to see the girls all kinds of loopy and, in this case, many glasses deep into some wine. This week’s Santa Barbara trip is a fun one — let’s hear it for Kendall’s bike spill — and we also break down whether or not Kourt should be using highlighter, how Kim is bitchy when she’s with Cheban, and read a great listener email.
KUWTK S14E3 | Younes Ganjaman
October 18, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 74.8 MBFor those of you who missed it in “Life Of Kyle,” we get some Met Ball behind the scenes madness with Kim on this week’s episode, along with a sleepover at Aunt Khloe’s, Kourtney having a hot date, and Kris flaking in the fakest way. We also gab about Bethenny Frankel and Cypress Hill as grade A instgram commenters, Marcy being basically a surgeon and Chyna suing the whole damn family! Also, listen for a great Puddy cameo.
KUWTK S14E2 | Krazy With A “K”
October 11, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 85 MBOh heck yeah. It’s time we finally get to see some of the MADNESS of Kourtney’s wild 38th birthday party in Mexico in this week’s episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. It was teased endlessly through a zillion thong-filled pics and snaps and it delivers bigtime. There’s eggplant piñatas, kimoji pool floats, shot glass necklaces and cheeks, cheeks, cheeks!
KUWTK S14E1 | Cleveland Good, Caitlyn Bad
October 04, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 84.6 MBWe’re so happy to have KUWTK back! Boy, did we need this. The ladies dish on the seemingly endless Rob/Chyna drama with new suits against Chyna from Rob and lil sis Kylie, Kourtney’s boy-toy Younes and his 3 degrees of separation from EVERYONE, and how does one celebrate the anniversary of a robbery?
Kardashian News | All The News That’s Fit To Print
September 27, 2017 17:28 - 1 hour - 75.7 MBOh lord, there is news to get through, guys!! It was a trying couple of days waiting to discuss the bombshell Kylie pregnancy announcement but, guess what? By waiting, we were able to also tackle KHLOE’S huge pregnancy announcement!!! It’s been a dang rollercoaster ride. We get into all the babies-to-come and manage to also tackle this week’s big 10th Anniversary Reunion episode in all its Seacrestian glory.
LOK S1E8 | Part Two of Peru???
September 20, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 66 MBHallelujah we finally reached the finale of Life of Kylie! Jess and Marcy discuss that hot hot new KUWTK promo, Rob & Chyna’s custody settlement, and we really cream our jeans over Kim’s beach body. In the finale of LoK there are baby alpacas, Shamans, and Kris desperately trying to make a cohesive reality tv show for her baby daughter. It’s a struggle for all of us. It’s been a long, strange trip, babies — much like Peru to Houston to LA. Give a listen!
LOK S1E7 | Smile, You’re on Camera with Joanna Calo (Bojack Horseman)
September 13, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 75 MBAs we move towards next week’s season finale of “Life of Kylie,” we bring in another insanely fun guest to hold down the fort alongside Jess and Marcy — our bud Joanna Calo (“Bojack Horseman”)! We get into Kim’s risk-taking New York Fashion Week, Marcy getting the VIP treatment at the Las Vegas Magic Mike show, reconnecting with your college roots, and how Kylie relates to cleft palates because she had thin lips once.
LOK S1E6 | Thriving In London with April Mouton (Bitch Sesh Podcast)
September 06, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 72.4 MBWith Marcy and Tricia gone, Jess brings in the one and only April Mouton (“Bitch Sesh”) to hold down the fort and tear through another episode of “Life of Kylie.” This week, Jordyn and Kylie ride a double-decker bus around Londontown wearings some mediocre wigs, play with butterflies, slowly ride motorcycles, and talk about having “big body pores.” It’s a weirdly fun one and April does not hold back with some fresh insults she comes up with ON THE SPOT. Give a listen!
LOK S1E5 | Save Jordyn with Yamara Taylor (Blackish)
August 30, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 76.4 MBWe trudge on with another recap of the on-screen melatonin known as “Life of Kylie,” thankfully aided by our truly delightful guest and bud, Yamara Taylor (“Blackish”). She helps us breathe some life into Kylie’s world of wet wigs and titsy Met Ball dresses — ultimately agreeing Jordyn is our new star — while leaving time to talk about Kim’s Interview Magazine photo controversy, the insanity of Hurricane Harvey, and the never-ending cultural appropriation by the Kardashian women.
LOK S1E4 | Hashtag Farm-life, Hashtag Television Death
August 23, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 59.6 MBMarcy and Tricia struggle through another ep of Life with Kylie where the world’s richest millennial asks the question, “But what if I lived on a farm tho?” The answer… is even more boring than you thought. We sure do have fun tearing apart the show this week, as well as deep diving on those Hollywood Reporter photos for the article we didn’t read and analyzing some new Bieber lyrics that Marcy thinks have a Dashy connection.
LOK S1E3 | Snooze The Boss
August 16, 2017 07:00 - 51 minutes - 47.1 MBThe world seems to be on fire lately so we need trivial BS to distract us now more than ever and OOOOooooh baby do we have it this week! We talk super sleuths Kylie and Jordyn busting fake lip kit rings, seeing Kris's tough side, and Kim defending Jeffree Star. Take a vacation from the news and check it out!
LOK S1E1/2 | Sad For Lambo
August 09, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBHOORAY! We’ve got our beloved Tricia back this week and simply could not be happier about it! She weighs in on — you guessed it — the premiere of "Life Of Kylie," which we fully dissect in all its Snapchat-and-wigged-filled glory. We also gab about a recent encounter with a celebrity impersonator, watching buttholes on the BBC, visiting the dermatologist and so much more. Buckle up, we got another season of a show on our hands, folks!
Bonus Episode | Where’s The Bag, Robert? with Betsy Sodaro (Disjointed)
August 02, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 67.8 MBWe continue our summer streak of HOT HOT HOT guests with the one and only Betsy Sodaro (Netflix's "Disjointed," "Another Period," "Animal Practice") who joins us to dissect an odd little documentary known as "Kardashian: The Man Who Saved O.J." It's all especially timely given the fact The Juice — a.k.a. Khloe's supposed dad — was just paroled days ago, to the shock and amazement of pretty much everyone.
Vintage Recap – KUWTK S4E1 | Delicious, Delicious, Delicious with Mary Sasson (UCB’s Winslow)
July 19, 2017 14:56 - 1 hour - 59.6 MBJust when we recovered from last week's incredible guest, we've got the truly hilarious Mary Sasson (FullScreen.com, UCB's Winslow, @marysasson) swinging by the studio to talk all things Dashies with us! As requested by our beloved listeners, we time traveled back to 2009 to dig deep into a vintage KUWTK ep and IT. WAS. A. BLAST.
Kardashian News | Hop On, Hop Off! with Mark Rennie (Gay of Thrones)
July 12, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 51.4 MBThis week, we keep the summer spirit alive with Jess back from Hawaii and special guest Mark Rennie (FunnyOrDie's "Gay of Thrones," The Onion) sitting in! There's SO MUCH MORE Rob and Chyna drama to dissect, even after last week's emergency ep devoted to it all. Also, we speculate about how truly terrible Life Of Kylie is rumored to be and have a blast testing Mark's admittedly spotty knowledge of the sprawling Kardashian clan.
Kardashian News | The Rob/Chyna Drama
July 06, 2017 16:58 - 42 minutes - 38.9 MBWe bring you an emergency episode in the wake of Rob’s instagram tirade/rant/illegal activity/DUCK? This is a very NSFW episode where we sort through the complicated feelings of today’s meltdown. We’d love to hear your feedback. We’re looking for listener questions, feedback, requests, and any ole thoughts you may have.
Kardashian News | Do I Look Like I’m on Heroin?
July 05, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 68.2 MBJess and Marcy discuss the week's news, and by news we mean Lamar on Wendy Williams, Kylie and Kendall upsetting everyone AGAIN with their dumb shirts, and is Kris dating David Foster??? We also read some listener mail with some very salacious Kanye rumors! Plus Marcy and Jess have a run-in with a WeHo 7 who is about to be VERY RICH. Classic HOLLYWOOD BABY!
Kardashian News | Kim Does Right By Nicole with Nicole Byer (Nailed It!)
June 28, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 42 MBIn this week’s episode of Kar Dishin’ It Marcy is flying solo with Jess away and Trish on summer hiatus, but she has a very special guest filling in with her. NICOLE BYER from Girl Code, Party Over Here, and Loosely Exactly Nicole fills in for the Young Hot Freaks and it’s a real fun time. Nicole chimes in with her take on the Kim Blackface Scandal, her favorite Kardashian, we hear about her run-in with Dolly Parton. And Nicole’s an overall delight, you’re gonna fall in love with her.
Kardashian News | Our Hearts Will Go On
June 21, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 70.4 MBThis week we cut loose now that the season of KUWTK is over and dig into everything and anything we wanna gab about. We get into reader emails and messages, including a brave soul who tried CoolSculpting, rate which Kardashian would be the best improviser, bow down to Kim's handling of celebrity pregnancy and try to figure out if J. Lo is ever gonna be happy. We also bid adieu to Tricia for a short respite and do our best to hold back the tears because, well, duh.
KUWTK S13E14 | It’s The Finale, Let’s Go Nuts!
June 14, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 82.6 MBIn our last recap of season 13, we hate on our number one villain Jamel — he's taken Kendall's spot —, reflect on everyone's peaks and pits, and how badly we wish we could just hang out getting shit lasered off our bodies. Before that, we dig into the ugly headlines of late re: Khloe and Kylie ripping off young designers and try to unpack the very upsetting Bachelor in Paradise scandal that hit the news this week. It's a wild ride.
KUWTK S13E13 | Rob, Stop Trying to F**K Your Sisters!
June 07, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 81.9 MBThis week on Kar Dishin’ It we have a special guest, Eugene Cordero, filling in for Jess. We discuss the Nazis behind Kendall’s recent Adidas campaign. Rob getting his period was the least upsetting part of this episode. Kendall is in India for one day and befriends a gay prince who then travels to Calabasas and glamours the entire family. Plus Jay Leno doesn’t want to be there.
KUWTK S13E12 | Hide Your Kids, Scott’s On The Rebound!
May 31, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 76.6 MBApparently Kim’s appearance on ‘Watch What Happens Live!' was the biggest Kardashian news of the week, and we give more scoop on the live taping! On this week’s episode of Kar Dishin' It we discuss a week’s worth of Scott’s revenge affairs, Kourtney’s thin but overly stretched storyline, and the real saga … Rob and Chyna. Plus you know we gotta celebrate Kimye's anniversary!!!
KUWTK S13E11 | Watch What Happens… SURPRISE!
May 24, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 78.5 MBHoo-boy! Are you ready for this?!? Because we've got the sizzling hot scoop on everything that went down at this week's LA taping of "Watch What Happens Live"... with featured guest KIM KARDASHIAN! That's right, your Kar Dishin' It gals where front and center at the event, and maybe even interacted with our beloved Queen. We also recap a fun KUWTK episode full of sisterly bonding, talk about a scary string of Kardashian-related robberies and read a listener email who calls us out in an all-to...