Kakos Industries
263 episodes - English - Latest episode: 16 days ago - ★★★★★ - 397 ratingsA deeply entertaining, R-rated, darkly satirical, sex-positive comedy audio drama with elements of horror.
Congratulations! You are now a shareholder in Kakos Industries, a megacorporation that specializes in helping its clients to Do Evil Better. You are now entitled to listen to the shareholder announcements that keep you up to date on all of the advancements made in Evil and the bizarre occurrences inside of Kakos Industries itself.
For fans of Welcome to Night Vale, Douglas Adams, Better Off Ted, the Venture Brothers, and Archer.
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Episodes
128 – Interesting Times
January 01, 2022 07:00 - 34 minutes - 46.9 MBin which you pop a bottle of bubbly, we hear about some Krampus-style punishments, several divisions rethink their strategies for the New Year, and Quinlan Tepes “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. […]
The Hollow Below is and Audio Verse Awards Finalist
December 20, 2021 10:12 - 35 seconds - 978 KBVote Here! Hello Kakos Industries or Never Rad listeners. The Hollow Below has made it into the finalist round of the Audio Verse Awards. Please head to audioverseawards.net/vote to vote for the Hollow Below and some of your other favorite shows today. Voting is open through Saturday, January 1st, 2022 at 11:59 PM Pacific Time. […]
The Hollow Below is an Audio Verse Awards Finalist
December 20, 2021 10:12 - 35 seconds - 978 KBVote Here! Hello Kakos Industries or Never Rad listeners. The Hollow Below has made it into the finalist round of the Audio Verse Awards. Please head to audioverseawards.net/vote to vote for the Hollow Below and some of your other favorite shows today. Voting is open through Saturday, January 1st, 2022 at 11:59 PM Pacific Time. […]
127 – Correspondence
December 01, 2021 07:00 - 29 minutes - 39.1 MBin which Corin writes a letter, we hear from our favorite divisions, we get an unexpected recording and Gabby Glazier “wins” the RUin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are about to hear […]
126 – A Halloween Carol
October 31, 2021 19:00 - 51 minutes - 69 MBin which Corin has another bad time, Dirk freaks out, Melantha says something sexual, Angus finds his beast, and Uukatoah “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and pledge a dollar or more to the ongoing production. Or tell exactly two friends why […]
Vote in the Audio Verse Awards
October 07, 2021 07:37 - 1 minute - 2.04 MBhttps://audioverseawards.net/vote/ (Until October 17th) The voting period for the Audio Verse Awards is now open! Please head to audioverseawards.net/vote to vote now. That’s a-u-d-i-o-v-e-r-s-e-a-w-a-r-d-s- dot n-e-t slash v-o-t-e. As of this recording, their main website page does not have a vote link, so you have to include slash vote to get there. Please vote for […]
125 – Matmos
October 01, 2021 07:00 - 36 minutes - 48.3 MBin which Corin refuses some pastries, tells you everything he knows about that inky black goo, and Oren Leifer “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and pledge a dollar or more to the ongoing production. Or tell exactly two friends why it’s […]
124 – Monster Kakos
September 01, 2021 07:00 - 41 minutes - 57.3 MBin which Corin recounts some dreams, we visit Monster Kakos, and Ninjo Jeddy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is the hollow something of […]
123 – The Heart
August 01, 2021 07:00 - 37 minutes - 47.5 MBin which Corin goes on a journey, you babysit an egg, a dance celebration takes place on ThwiccThwocc, and Astrid Olivia Nyqyuist “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. […]
122 – Settling
July 01, 2021 07:00 - 31 minutes - 41.5 MBin which we learn about the movement of the Kakos Industries building, Kimmie makes a friend, you get to taste home ownership if only briefly, and Baron O’Beefdip “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or […]
CS58 – Pride Merch
June 28, 2021 09:31 - 1 minute - 1.71 MBhttps://store.neverrad.com Proceeds on pride merch to Trevor Project Hello Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then you’re not doing enough kegels. Pride month is almost over, but there are pride related […]
121 – Pursuit
June 01, 2021 07:00 - 34 minutes - 44 MBin which we play with guns, we go on the hunt, we learn to laugh, and MRSG has “won” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. This episode of Kakos Industries contains many references to gun violence. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge […]
New Merch, TokTok, and Birthday Party 5-7-21
May 06, 2021 01:26 - 2 minutes - 3.15 MBhttps://store.kakosindustries.comhttps://kakosindustries.com/tiktokhttps://kakosindustries.com/discord (birthday part 5/7/21 pretty much all day. Hello Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of these Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then you haven’t been listening to birds enough lately. There are new items in the […]
120 – Fourest
May 01, 2021 07:00 - 28 minutes - 32.5 MBin which we meet Fourest, learn to dislike Fourest, we begin to hate Fourest, and Dan-Li “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to […]
The Hollow Below – Episode 9
April 05, 2021 07:00 - 13 minutes - 17.8 MBThe return journey will not be so easy. Dark: Godry, wake up. Godry: Huh? What? Dark: You’ve waited long enough. Godry: I don’t want to fall again. I can’t do all of that again. Dark: You won’t fall. Godry: What if my soul isn’t light enough? (A pause) Godry: […]
119 – Attention
April 01, 2021 07:00 - 30 minutes - 39.3 MBin which there are some disturbances, we hear about the Evil growing inside of Kakos Industries, and Hecate “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are […]
O’Malley – Exceedingly Evil Shareholder
March 30, 2021 06:39 - 7 minutes - 11.5 MBFrom time to time we need to memorialize those who do great things for us. Want special recognition? Check out kakosindustries.com/patreon Greetings, friends, shareholders, and employees. I appreciate you all joining me today on this momentous occasion. Of course, this gathering, albeit digital and from home, was mandatory, but it was nice to see all […]
The Hollow Below Episode 8
March 22, 2021 07:00 - 16 minutes - 21.3 MBCW: Mental IllnessGodry visits the city. The dark was right. I continued following the path I was on. It joined several other paths as I walked. I always made a note of which tunnel I had come from and continued on the larger path. It was a long hike. It felt like it took a […]
The Hollow Below Episode 7
March 08, 2021 07:00 - 14 minutes - 19 MBGodry gets much closer to his goals. If I continue, I will succeed. If I continue, I will succeed. If I press on, I will succeed. I will succeed. I will find a way. I will find a way. I will find a way. I will find a way. I will find a way. I […]
118 – Ball
March 01, 2021 07:00 - 34 minutes - 43.4 MBin which we awaken from a journey together, and Andrew Sharp “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are going to hear is going to totally […]
The Hollow Below Episode 6
February 22, 2021 07:00 - 13 minutes - 16.8 MBGodry plunges deeper into the underworld. The hollowness. My bones. My strength. My energy. The pain from gut to limb. The lightheadedness. Can’t focus. Hunger. Like starving wolves eating me from the inside. The pain is so great, I dry heave. There’s nothing to lose. What drips from my mouth, I filter. I may need […]
The Hollow Below – Episode 5
February 08, 2021 07:00 - 20 minutes - 27.3 MBCW: suicide, nonspecific violence towards womenGodry awakens at the bottom of the chasm only to find the true horror has just begun. Maggie: Wake up, Godry. Godry: What happened? Maggie: You died. Godry: Am I spirit now? Is this the city? Maggie: No. This is the bottom of the chasm. […]
Never Rad Live Stream February 19th, 2021
February 08, 2021 00:30 - 1 minute - 1.79 MBneverrad.com/twitch February 19th, 20201 at 7PM MST. To your Miscellaneous Highness, we humbly wish to inform your grace of an upcoming event most extraordinary. On February 19th, the year of our space lord 2021, at seven post meridian Mountain Standard Time, The Never Rad Miscellany will be performing once again at neverrad.com/twitch. The theme for […]
117-Lackluster
February 01, 2021 07:00 - 26 minutes - 33.1 MBin which we recover from a slow January, we try some candy, and Calico Shrine “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.Transcription: youtubeKakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear […]
Not Cover Story – Social Anxiety
January 05, 2021 07:00 - 12 minutes - 15.2 MBFollow: @ConradMiszukhttps://slatestarcodex.com/2014/12/17/the-toxoplasma-of-rage/ Hello. It’s been a little bit since I did one of these. I feel like I should say that if you’re a new listener and you’re trying to get a feel for what Kakos Industries is and you find yourself listening to this, then it’s not an episode of the show. You should […]
The Hollow Below Episode 4
January 03, 2021 07:00 - 12 minutes - 18.1 MBGodry prepares his soul for crossing the bridge. Featuring James Oliva. The Hollow Below by Conrad Miszuk I’ve reached The Bridge of Faith. It’s mentioned in both Slumber and Owusu’s accounts in The Underworld, Volume 3, and Death and the Depths, as well as Folklore and Death, by Olpany Vulf. It’s called a bridge, but […]
116 – Playback
January 01, 2021 07:00 - 24 minutes - 29.6 MBin which not much happens, we listen to some old recordings, and Pen “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is […]
The Hollow Below – Episode 3
December 04, 2020 07:00 - 11 minutes - 16.1 MBFeaturing Kristen DiMercurio of whisperforge.org/brimstonevalleymall Godry is visited by another unexpected guest on the road to the city of the dead. (We hear a small machine pumping) I’ve found another cave to hide in. Gideon needed a rest. I can’t say that I’m not tired, but my sleeping has been erratic. Disturbed. I’ll rest again […]
115-Moving
December 01, 2020 07:02 - 37 minutes - 53.7 MBFeaturing Evan and Niko from DeathByDyingPod.com in which Corin has to move some things, we begin an important computing project at home, we wonder what a particular sex toy is used for, and Zander “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s […]
Special Guests Evan and Niko from Death By Dying
December 01, 2020 07:00 - 41 seconds - 946 KBPlease check out DeathByDyingPod.com! In the next episode of Kakos industries, you’ll be hearing the voice work of friends of Kakos Evan Gulock and Niko Gerentes. They make the podcast Death By Dying, which is one of my favorites. I listened to the whole first season on my flight back from the last Podcon, and […]
I Make Another Podcast
November 23, 2020 03:29 - 1 minute - 2.26 MBhttps://www.neverrad.com, or type in Never Rad Miscellany to your favorite podcast application. Can’t get much more direct can I? Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. I, Conrad Miszuk, make another podcast. Some of you know this already. Some of you don’t. It’s called The Never Rad Miscellany, and you should definitely check it out. It’s more of […]
The Hollow Below Episode 2
November 16, 2020 07:00 - 13 minutes - 19.2 MBGodry faces the darkness, and something more. Dark: Godry. Wake up. Godry: Wh-who’s there? Dark: I wouldn’t bother with the lantern, Godry. You won’t see me. The best you’ll do is quiet me down. Godry: Who are you? What do you want? Dark: I’m the darkness, Godry. The darkness all around you. Godry: That’s absurd. […]
Store Update November 2020
November 09, 2020 07:11 - 1 minute - 1.56 MBstore.neverrad.com Coupon code November for 25% off Kakos Merch in November. Hello Kakos Industries listeners. Today, I have officially moved the Kakos Industries store to store.neverrad.com. That way you can buy all of your Kakos and Never Rad merch in the same place. It’s the holiday gift buying season, and I will also be moving […]
The Hollow Below – Episode 1
October 31, 2020 10:04 - 28 minutes - 39.2 MBWe meet Godry, an explorer of the underworld. Transcript: In The Underworld, Volume 3 by Antony Limerk, the entrance to the Underworld is described as being a plain cave opening in an otherwise inconspicuous hill, except that nothing grows within a hundred meters in any direction around it. Not in the nearby woods, not on […]
The Hollow Below Intro
October 31, 2020 10:01 - 1 minute - 2.02 MBContent Warnings for All Episodes: Violence, References to Violence Against Women, Self Harm, Mental Illness, and other Dark Themes. This section will be updated with anything I missed. Hi. The next piece of audio in your feed here should be the first episode of The Hollow Below. It’s a different sort of thing coming from […]
The Hollow Below Theme
October 31, 2020 10:00 - 1 minute - 2.02 MBThis is the theme for The Hollow Below, an audio drama that will be sharing the Kakos Industries feed for now.
114 – The Thirteen Trials of Corin Deeth
October 31, 2020 07:00 - 52 minutes - 63.9 MBin which Byolgerer, the Trials Master, makes some requests, Corin plays dress up, and Calico Davis “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to […]
Audio Verse voting, upcoming Never Rad Live Streams, Twitch, and Discord
October 21, 2020 01:55 - 3 minutes - 4.17 MBLinks:audioverseawards.netNeverRad.com/TwitchTwitch.tv/StreamRaddyKakosIndustries.com/fiverrKakosIndustries.com/Discord Conrad: Hello, there Kakos Industries shareholders. Conrad here. I’ve got a couple of announcements today, so please listen to the end if you want to be completely up to date. Your shareholder status may depend on it. I wanted to let all of you know that Kakos Industries and the Never Rad Miscellany […]
113 – Lick
October 01, 2020 07:00 - 30 minutes - 38 MBin which something has saliva on it, the Morlorcans are still figuring it out, there is a new unsettling photograph, and Myrna Flirna “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a […]
Never Rad Live Stream Friday, September 25th, 2020
September 22, 2020 00:31 - 1 minute - 1.33 MB7PM Arizona Time NeverRad.com/Twitch Hello, Kakos industries listeners. Would you believe that only around 5% of you have listened to an episode of The Never Rad Miscellany? It’s true. This is a mistake, and it’s reflected in all of your shareholder statuses. Grace Rule is seriously displeased. Please, rectify your behavior. If you like the […]
112 – Morlorca Part 2
September 01, 2020 07:00 - 32 minutes - 41 MBin which Corin receives some strange requests, an attempt is made to educate, Junior turns a crank, Corin Deeth I asks important questions, and Chris Frost “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar […]
Never Rad Live Stream Today (August 28th, 2020)
August 28, 2020 10:13 - 49 seconds - 1.08 MBNeverRad.com/Twitch 7PM Arizona Time Hey Kakos industries listeners. It’s me Conrad again. We’re doing a live stream later today (August 28th, 2020) for the never rad Miscellany. It’s at 7pm Arizona time over at neverrad.com/twitch, that’s n e v e r r a d dot com slash t w i t c h. It’s going […]
111 – Morlorca
August 01, 2020 07:00 - 32 minutes - 40.5 MBin which you get a strange sinking feeling, you learn how to get down underground, you become fascinated with succulents, and Sad Maiden “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more […]
110 – Losing It
July 01, 2020 07:00 - 29 minutes - 35.9 MBin which things are catching fire, we hear from Corin Deeth I, Junior helps Corin with a side project, the Interrobang is a thing, and Abagail Dark “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or […]
109 – Stir Crazy
June 01, 2020 07:00 - 28 minutes - 49.9 MBin which we hear about some developments from some lesser known Kakos Industries Divisions, Corin goes on the offensive, Junior learns a craft, and Svetlana Kartoshka “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a […]
108 – Amity
May 01, 2020 07:05 - 31 minutes - 40.7 MBin which we read a book, not a whole lot happens, there’s a Wow moment, and Arthur Noland “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you […]
Not Cover Story 3 – Corona
April 29, 2020 11:13 - 11 minutes - 15.7 MBCW: Corona Virus stuff. Hi. I had plans to do a couple of different pieces in this space instead of another thing reminding us that the world is not how we expected it to be right now. But I’ve been consuming media that either tries to instill hope in more or less dangerous ways, or […]
Daniel Jarnax – Exceedingly Evil Shareholder
April 10, 2020 04:47 - 7 minutes - 10.3 MBSometimes, a shareholder really goes above and beyond. Hello, friends, shareholders, and employees. Thank you all for taking the time to join me today. Yes it was mandatory, but it would have taken a lot longer to assemble all of you if you did not come so willingly. Today, we are here to talk about […]