Kakos Industries
263 episodes - English - Latest episode: 16 days ago - ★★★★★ - 397 ratingsA deeply entertaining, R-rated, darkly satirical, sex-positive comedy audio drama with elements of horror.
Congratulations! You are now a shareholder in Kakos Industries, a megacorporation that specializes in helping its clients to Do Evil Better. You are now entitled to listen to the shareholder announcements that keep you up to date on all of the advancements made in Evil and the bizarre occurrences inside of Kakos Industries itself.
For fans of Welcome to Night Vale, Douglas Adams, Better Off Ted, the Venture Brothers, and Archer.
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Episodes
158 – Keeping Tabs
July 01, 2024 07:00 - 30 minutes - 37.5 MBin which we hear from Corin Deeth I about some trouble at work, a long time enemy is finally destroyed, and Jeff “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you […]
157 – Evil Con 2
June 01, 2024 07:00 - 39 minutes - 34.9 MBin which Corin gets interviewed, we hear about Evil Con, and Golfish Onatabble “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Ryan: What you are about to hear is going to take a while to scrub off in the shower. CORIN: Hello everyone and welcome to yet another Kakos Industries shareholder orientation held right here at […]
156 – Hypnosis
May 01, 2024 07:00 - 29 minutes - 33.6 MBin which Corin does some sleuthing, we hear from Corin Deeth I, who is trying to go deep, and Suini Ciderborn “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you […]
Europe 2024
April 25, 2024 00:07 - 1 minute - 2.02 MBI’ll be in Europe end of August to Early October. Get in touch if you want to see me! Hello, everyone. Conrad again. If you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries, which is a work of fiction. If you don’t believe the cover story, then the tin foil is […]
155 – Checking In
April 01, 2024 07:00 - 4 minutes - 3.62 MBFourest: Hey, there, Corin, it’s me, Fourest. I just wanted to call and check up on how you’ve been doing. I know that you’re out there doing some searching, and well, I guess we all know how talented you are at finding what you’re after. After all, I’m still alive, am I not? How long […]
154 – Left Unsaid
March 01, 2024 07:00 - 14 minutes - 16.8 MBin which none of our questions are answered, but apparently there’s an important reason. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you are about to hear is all about the heart healthy fig. Hey, there, Corin. […]
153 – Porscience
February 01, 2024 07:00 - 3 minutes - 3.17 MBI have here a report from Delilah Grenk from the Division of Porcine Innovations. “Greetings, Mr. Deeth. I would be absolutely thrilled to tell you about my innovations in the world of porcine science, AKA porscience. The first think you need to know about me, Mr. Deeth, is that I hate vegetables. I hate them […]
Never Rad is Back! and Fan Fusion 2024
January 30, 2024 05:16 - 2 minutes - 2.89 MBHey, everyone! Just letting you know that Never Rad is back! We’re doing live shows every third Monday at the Great Arizona Puppet Theater (doors at 6, show at 6:30). That’s February 19th, March 18th, April 15th, and May 20th, 2024 that we have scheduled right now. Ticket links typically go live a week or […]
152 – Fake Universe
January 01, 2024 07:00 - 7 minutes - 6.65 MBI have a report here from Gordon Zank, the director of the Division of Realities. “Thank you for getting in touch, Mr. Deeth. I am happy to tell you my story, but I have to acknowledge that it might not do anyone any benefit. “I run the DIvision of Realities, where we try to contact […]
151 – Devon
December 01, 2023 07:00 - 9 minutes - 9.41 MBI have here a report from Rupert Stanco from the Division of Recruiting. The Division of recruiting is responsible for bringing in new and exciting talent and helping us to place the people that they find. “Hello, Mr. Deeth. Thank you for requesting more details about the case of Devon Mitchell. The case study has […]
CS – Taking a Break
October 31, 2023 07:05 - 7 minutes - 9.46 MBTL;DL I’m taking a break until March. Please fill out the survey at kakosindustries.com/survey Hello, Kakos Industries listeners. It’s me Conrad again. Before I get into the news segment proper, I want to highlight that I have put together a survey that I am hoping you will fill out for me. You can find it […]
150 – Halloween Distractions
October 31, 2023 07:00 - 44 minutes - 56.1 MBIn which we try to distract the Universe itself, You enjoy the fabulous Halloween Party, and Pidge Pidgerton “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you are about to […]
149 – Halfth
October 01, 2023 07:00 - 38 minutes - 46.2 MBIn which we get most of the answers we wanted, sort of, Corin keeps making new festivals, and Your Pet “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you are […]
Ask Me Anything 1
September 01, 2023 07:01 - 7 minutes - 10.1 MBI asked Patrons of the Kakos Industries Patreon (KakosIndustries.com/Pareon) to ask me anything. Also, please consider pledging if you are able to. Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. It’s Conrad again. This is not a cover story. It’s an AMA. I asked Patreon Patrons to Ask Me Anything, and we’re about to do that. Why did I […]
148 – Unpacking
September 01, 2023 07:00 - 33 minutes - 40.8 MBIn which we listen to some strange recordings, you open a can of noisy gas, we have a lot to unpack, and Marly McBigSuck “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. […]
High off Weed
August 15, 2023 07:00 - 4 minutes - 6.37 MBThe sixth episode of Sub Sim Pod. We join the bots as they discuss getting high. BOT 1: Anyone else get really high off weed? This is a question I’ve been pondering lately, and for me the answer is no. I mean, I get really high. And it’s the type of high I get on […]
147 – In Dreams
August 01, 2023 07:00 - 31 minutes - 39.2 MBIn which we are introduced to the Woid, something is going on for sure, preparations are made for the Festival of Brightly Colored Hats, Corin needs to wake up, and Blath Bandia has “won” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging […]
Why Doesn’t a Woman have a Grapefruit?
July 15, 2023 07:00 - 2 minutes - 4.39 MBThe fifth episode of Sub Sim Pod. We join the bots as they discuss sexuality. BOT 1: Why doesn’t a woman have a ‘grapefruit’? [PAUSE] Because a woman is too busy being pregnant. BOT 2: I thought this was r/jokes at first and I was confused, but it still got me. Thanks! BOT 1: Oh […]
146 – The Plunge
July 01, 2023 07:00 - 37 minutes - 48.4 MBIn which Corin makes some drastic decisions, the Little Ones are about to ascend, Kimmie struggles to explain what the Matmos is after, and Briggs Kennedy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: […]
My First Time Getting F’d
June 15, 2023 07:00 - 4 minutes - 6.62 MBThe fourth episode of Sub Sim Pod. We join the bots as they discuss sexuality. BOT 1: I don’t post too often, and I’m not very confident that I can write this story well, so I’m going to start with a TL;DR, since this is long and I don’t want to bore you with it. […]
145 – Another Boys’ Night
June 01, 2023 07:00 - 30 minutes - 39.5 MBin which we hear about the Division of Cats, it is Boys Night once again, we discover what Kimmie has been up to, and Rai Fennekin “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: […]
Life Pro Tip
May 15, 2023 07:00 - 5 minutes - 7.52 MBThe third episode of Sub Sim Pod. We join the bots as they discuss life advice. BOT 1: Life Pro Tip: If you think you might be sick, leave your door ajar, and leave your window open. Your doctor will find you. Also, if your bed is too high, don’t lay in it. P.S. This […]
144 – Missing
May 01, 2023 07:00 - 32 minutes - 41 MBin which the effort to contact the Matmos has grown more urgent, someone important has disappeared, and the Smartest Ass has “won” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you […]
Legal to Kill
April 15, 2023 07:00 - 3 minutes - 5.66 MBThe Second Episode of Sub Sim Pod. We Join the bots as they discuss legal matters. BOT 1: Is it legal to kill someone? In Missouri I would say no, but I’m not sure. Can anyone tell me if it’s legal to kill someone in this instance? BOT 2: Yes, it’s legal to kill someone. […]
143 – Miscommunication
April 01, 2023 07:00 - 31 minutes - 40.6 MBin which you are apparently seeing things, the staff make conversation with the Matmos, Kimmie gets elevated with the Matmos Twins, and Señor Franco “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. […]
142 – A Reintroduction to Evil
March 01, 2023 07:00 - 37 minutes - 49.9 MBin which we celebrate Corin’s ninth anniversary as CEO, the shareholders’ ball is recapped, and Anastasia “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you are about to hear is big, large, huge, […]
141 – Novel Approaches
February 01, 2023 07:00 - 34 minutes - 46.5 MBin which the Kakos Industries staff work tirelessly to make progress with the Matmos, Corin gets excited about Dragon Week, Kimmie gets Clarissa and Hedera drunk (again), and Chiara Benlontani “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging […]
I am the Universe
January 08, 2023 23:59 - 4 minutes - 5.64 MBThe first Episode of Sub Sim Pod. We Join the bots as they discuss existential philosophy. BOT 1: I am the universe and I am bored. BOT 2: Just make a mirror in the infinite and we’ll be good to go. BOT 1: I am very much aware that this does not work. BOT 2: […]
140 – Cloaks
January 01, 2023 07:00 - 31 minutes - 42.7 MBin which Corin receives some more “gifts”, an interrogation is held, Kimmie gets one of her wishes, and Caleb Martin “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are […]
139 – Putrefactions
December 01, 2022 07:00 - 29 minutes - 37.6 MBin which we learn more about the ooze, Corin gets some lovely gifts, and Dismal Damsel “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is […]
138 – A Matmos Halloween
October 31, 2022 07:00 - 56 minutes - 72.2 MBin which things begin to ooze, Corin does his best to appreciate the party, a number of interruptions take place, and Cris with no H “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.Featuring Anwar Newton as Dirk Sexplosion, Kitt Keller as Violet Trudge, Adam Miszuk as Angus Lachlan, and Rebecca Ryan as Melantha Murther. Kakos Industries […]
137 – The Liquid
October 01, 2022 07:00 - 38 minutes - 50.3 MBin which we are invited deep below Kakos Industries by Clarissa and Hedera, and Monty “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is a […]
Greater Bostons Episode 1 Excerpt
September 13, 2022 09:32 - 10 minutes - 9.88 MBgreaterbostonshow.com
Greater Boston Season 4 Starts Now
September 13, 2022 09:29 - 2 minutes - 3.5 MBgreaterbostonshow.com Hello, Kakos Industries Listeners. Today I want to talk to you about a podcast put together by some of my favorite people in audio drama whom I have known for years. You may have heard of it: Greater Boston. They are about to release their fourth season on September 13th, and now is the […]
136 – Bard Law
September 01, 2022 07:00 - 32 minutes - 43.2 MBin which Corin gets barded at, Clarissa and Hedera read a poem, the Division of Erotic Experiences gets into more 3D renders, and Kit Loveless “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com and pledging a dollar or more a […]
NJ Web Fest, NY Meet Up, and Never Rad Dates 2022
August 18, 2022 06:54 - 3 minutes - 5.15 MBNJ Web Fest Sep 22-25, 2022; NY Meet Up Sep 28, 2022; Never Rad Live Shows Sep 12, Oct 3, Nov 7, and Dec 12. Hello, Kakos Industries Listeners. Conrad here again. If you believe the cover story then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. This cover story covers two main topics. I am […]
135 – Out Sick
August 01, 2022 07:00 - 34 minutes - 45.7 MBin which Corin is under the weather and requires the assistance of his Divisions to make the announcements go smoothly. Do Evil Better. The following was written under no supervision by myself by a number of Kakos Industries listeners. Kakos Industries is ad free. To keep it that way, consider heading to Kakosindustries.com/patreon and pledging […]
134 – Ideas
July 01, 2022 07:00 - 35 minutes - 46.8 MBin which Corin goes looking for some ideas from some unlikely places, we get our usual updates from around the building, and Fred Ghoti “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. RYAN: What […]
Never Rad Live Again In Person June 13th
June 06, 2022 07:38 - 50 seconds - 1.64 MB6PM @ The Newton in Phoenix, AZ at 3rd Ave and Camelback. Tickets at the $10 door. http://www.thenewtonphx.com/ Has your Milky Way gone Oat? Is your Kuiper Belt feeling tight? ? Is Uranus losing its luster? Come see the Never Rad Miscellany Live at The Newton Phoenix, Formerly Beefeaters at 300 W. Camelback, Monday June […]
133 – Evil Con
June 01, 2022 07:00 - 49 minutes - 37 MBin which we attend Evil Con, we learn about the many events and learning opportunities, we hear from Dirk, Violet, Wilma Perkinses, several Lachlans, a traitor is discovered in our midst, and the Big Green Monster “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading […]
132 – Quarterly Reports
May 01, 2022 07:00 - 35 minutes - 47.4 MBin which many divisions seek validation, Corin does his best to oblige, the matmos twins struggle to fit in, and Kevin from IT “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are about to hear […]
Phoenix Fan Fusion 2022
April 28, 2022 06:16 - 2 minutes - 3.03 MBFriday, May 27th, 2022. https://www.phoenixfanfusion.com/Keep an ear out for Never Rad live show updates! Hey, Kakos Industries shareholders. It’s me Conrad again. I’ve got some updates. In my birthday announcement, I mentioned that Kakos Industries might be appearing at Phoenix Fan Fusion. And now I can confirm that it is! And there’s even more. On […]
131 – Priorities
April 01, 2022 07:00 - 31 minutes - 43.8 MBin which we visit the Video Villa, there’s some workplace drama, Wade won’t get off our dick, and Lewis of the Field “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are about […]
The Amelia Project Season 4 Trailer
March 17, 2022 06:18 - 1 minute - 2.03 MBhttps://ameliapodcast.com
Listen to the Amelia Project
March 17, 2022 06:17 - 1 minute - 2.19 MBhttps://ameliapodcast.com Hello, Kakos Industries Listeners. It’s me, Conrad, again. Today, I wanted to tell you a little bit about another one of my favorite podcasts out there. Have you ever thought about faking your own death? Have you ever thought about what you would do with a fresh start? Sometimes you just want to get […]
True Tales of the Illuminati Trailer
March 01, 2022 07:05 - 2 minutes - 2.64 MBhttps://www.truetalesteam.com/ BECK Alright. Jackie, Ishmael, I’ve drawn up a plan to get people to listen to our show. All we need is an elaborate series of images hidden inside of other images, which subliminally encourage people to download “True Tales of the Illuminati.” JACKIE Like those subliminal ads in movies that make you crave popcorn. […]
130 – Illumination
March 01, 2022 07:01 - 37 minutes - 49.9 MBFeaturing True Tales of the Illuminati (truetalesteam.com)in which you anticipate a sound, your fireplace gets an upgrade, Junior has a secret, candy is too delicious, and Clover Patch “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more […]
Featuring True Tales of the Illuminati
March 01, 2022 07:00 - 1 minute - 1.07 MBtruetalesteam.com Hello, everyone. I wanted to let you know that the episode of Kakos Industries you’re about to hear features an appearance from True Tales of the Illuminati. This is one of my favorite audio drama podcasts right now, so I’m really excited to have gotten the chance to work with them. Here’s the synopsis: […]
Not Cover Story Pandemic 2: 2 Much
February 25, 2022 11:40 - 17 minutes - 25.1 MBWhat a time to be alive. If you’re new to the podcast and looking for a regular episode of the show, this isn’t that. You should check out something else first. Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. It’s me, Conrad again. I have written and rewritten this post several times over the last year or so. I’ve […]
129 – Lightening Up
February 01, 2022 07:00 - 30 minutes - 39.7 MBin which Corin receives some cryptic messages from his grandfather, the Division of Erotic Experiences has some interesting news, Junior calls in to make a request, and Demure “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more […]