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OMAD The Feast and the Famine

Just Passing Through Podcast

English - October 08, 2023 11:00 - 39 minutes - 27.4 MB
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Episode 117.

Ah, the infamous "one meal a day" fast, where you start your day feeling like you could conquer mountains but then find yourself daydreaming about food from 2 PM onwards, all leading up to the grand feast at 7 PM. If life were a sitcom, this would be the hilarious plot twist that keeps you glued to the screen.

Picture this: You wake up, feeling like you've had a full Thanksgiving dinner while you slept, and you're on a mission to survive the day without turning into a culinary detective, trying to sniff out snacks and treats. You channel your inner Zen master, convincing yourself that fasting is an art form. But let's be real, it's more like that art project you did in kindergarten - messy and confusing.

As the clock ticks towards 2 PM, your thoughts become a food parade, and your stomach sounds like a marching band at a hunger protest. You navigate a minefield of food ads, coworkers offering snacks, and the scent of someone microwaving leftover pizza. Your phone becomes a torture device, with every foodie influencer posting mouthwatering pics that feel like a personal attack.

Then, finally, the moment arrives. The one hour to rule them all! You dive into your meal like it's a championship eating contest. Forks are flying, food's disappearing at warp speed, and you're in a race against your own hunger.

But here's the twist – you're convinced that eating like this makes you a culinary superhero. You've got the theme music playing in your head as you conquer your plate. And when the hour's up, you retreat, victorious yet stuffed, knowing that tomorrow, the battle (and the comedy) will begin anew.

So, there you have it, the "one meal a day" fast, where you're both the star and the punchline of this daily foodie sitcom. Keep on fasting and feasting, my friend! 🍔🕒😅

Music: 
Foo Fighters - The Feast and the Famine
Radiohead - Bones

Keep on keeping on,

Darren.




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