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Jones’n 2 Branch Out

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Ep.91 New Year's Passion

December 31, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 43.4 MB

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE YA'LL!! Hope ya'll gonna be safe and responsible tonight. If you plan on proposing tonight, make sure he or she isn't still mad at you for flaking on Christmas day at the parents lol. Alysha and Ryan been tackling that Branch Binging list and catching up on some flicks. Discussion on how exhausting Holiday gatherings can be and talk on sleepovers as kids... which lead up to some freaky (shameful) tings from the past come up. Apologize on the last post of last week's epis...

Ep.90 MCU 2022, Make Cheating Useful

December 24, 2021 07:00 - 45 minutes - 31.5 MB

This week wraps up Christmas, finally and we end it off with a bunch of movies to Binge about. Also to complain about as well, like some of these MCU movies is getting too long. Then again the man James Cameron wants to make a 6 hour long movie sooo there's that near future. The title stays that Cheating could be useful...but lemme explain. Actually it's explained in the beginning but there's gotta be some usefulness to come from che- yea nevermind that lol it's only useful for movies OKAY! ...

Ep.89 Is Accountability illegal or something?

December 17, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 43 MB

Iight ya'll we had to go back to our old laptop ways.... but we think we got the visuals set up again. No CAP.  As late as I want to stay up and get the editing. Studying is on the docket first. Yes, I know... "what the hell is going on?" Relax it's for work, it just reminds me why school feels impossible in life. Other than that, Let's get to this episode. Timestamps: 01:18 Intro 02:13 Branch Binging...changes again, Laundry-scale 07:48 Men In Pink, since somebody can't roll with altera...

Ep.88 Vaccine Incentives for the H**ny

December 10, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 43.4 MB

I think "WE DID IT JOE" for the visuals ya'll but if you watch it on youtube, excuse the hosts focus lol. Having a monitor in the corner now is a distraction. I swear Ly's ADD is rubbing off on Ryan lately to the point that their Branch Bringing Backlog is collecting dust. QUICK! somebody make a list of movies they still need to watch. With all these new laws for this vaccine herd immunity, I know some people would rather live in Vienna, Austria besides  NYC, I'm just sayin. Christmas Decora...

Ep.87 Thin Line Between Patience and Gratification

December 03, 2021 06:00 - 48 minutes - 33.3 MB

I'm bout getting sick and tired of trying to get these visuals for this pod ya'll lol. We promised it and it worked and now...nothing...Dookie PC, so I know what I need to ask Santa for this year...Ol Phony a$$ fat dude. I tell ya, I ain't giving that man no thunder next year. How many hours he work in 2021? Anyways with the holidays coming up, the wave of traditions and memories start popping up and it got us thinking. I'm all over the place with this description cuz the thought of Santa ge...

Ep.87 Thin Line Between Patience and Gratification

December 03, 2021 06:00 - 48 minutes - 33.3 MB

I'm bout getting sick and tired of trying to get these visuals for this pod ya'll lol. We promised it and it worked and now...nothing...Dookie PC, so I know what I need to ask Santa for this year...Ol Phony a$$ fat dude. I tell ya, I ain't giving that man no thunder next year. How many hours he work in 2021? Anyways with the holidays coming up, the wave of traditions and memories start popping up and it got us thinking. I'm all over the place with this description cuz the thought of Santa ge...

Ep.86 A Lil Late "Tiny" One

November 27, 2021 06:00 - 48 minutes - 33.5 MB

Happy Holiday Season everybody!!! We was a little late with posting and yes we know Thanksgiving is on Thursday but these Holidays are flying by just as quick as the year. Can you believe it's almost 2022?! We gonna talk about some changes coming next year, but save some for the next episode.  Timestamps: 01:33 Intro 04:15 Binge Or Nah? Still got a backlog but we bring up a interesting idea later in the episode 06:05 Ly has never seen the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, and STILL hasn't due ...

Ep.85 Nothing but Assumptions!...Allegations!...ACCUSATIONS afoot!

November 19, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 46.7 MB

Maaaaan, What's the weirdest thing you've been woken up to? Car getting towed cause you didn't move it on street cleaning day? Missed your alarm for work and now you're late? How bout being accused of being a dry humper??!?!? Been rockin Ryan's mind all damn day after he heard that from Ly... but besides that. Let's get into what everybody has been talking about lately, DaBaby and DaniLeigh, heard a lot of opinons on this drama, here's our take. Oh and the visuals messed up...AGAIN! so this...

Ep.85 Nothing but Assumptions!...Allegations!...ACCUSATIONS afoot!

November 19, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 46.7 MB

Maaaaan, What's the weirdest thing you've been woken up to? Car getting towed cause you didn't move it on street cleaning day? Missed your alarm for work and now you're late? How bout being accused of being a dry humper??!?!? Been rockin Ryan's mind all damn day after he heard that from Ly... but besides that. Let's get into what everybody has been talking about lately, DaBaby and DaniLeigh, heard a lot of opinons on this drama, here's our take. Oh and the visuals messed up...AGAIN! so this...

Ep.84 Gemini Energy Is Strong

November 12, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 46.5 MB

AHHHH!! Forgive me for this one, but the visuals this week is a DUB! Crashed as we finished recording so...lesson learned from that. The pod must go on and with all the music industry being the talk lately, we focused that on the man formally  know as Kanye West, Ye. Two different perspectives from that Part 1. Also Holiday season is here so it means to stop buying tings for ya self and start thinking of others... Who's ready?? Timestamps: 01:31 Intro 03:45 Branch Binging: Dopesick, great...

Ep.83 This One for the YouTubez!!

November 05, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 46 MB

Look at that!!! Granted the first episode was on the 6th. Here we are a whole year later still knocking out episodes! I didn't think we could do it, yes we shifted our whole format, probably should've made it a 2nd season with the weekly uploads but...we'll do one better. Come Saturday you can be sure to find a link or some sort of post on our FB/IG. WE GOT VISUALS!!! Bare with us that one of us looks like we're on a "ZoomTime" call but Ryan only bought one expensive ass camera for streaming...

Ep.82 Air-rrors of Traveling...No?

October 29, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 42.4 MB

I was really reaching for that play on words with Air Travel smh. WE BACK!!!! at this point I feel like I type that every other week. Nah we finally completed our Florida vacation that we cancelled back in 2021 and it wasn't so bad. Expected the floridians to look at us sideways wearing our masks everywhere, but they was too busy trying to talk to our people's kids n ish at the pool....we'll get to that soon.  Timestamps:  01:16- Intro 07:00 Branch Binging: Maid and To Catch A Smuggler 07...

Ep.81 An "Uncreditable" Heaux

October 15, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 51 MB

Honestly I don't know where the mind was on this intro. Also that "word" is put into "quotes" because I feel like air quoting is the best sarcasm with things lately. As finalize things to prepare for this trip that we cancelled last year. Let's discuss some things. Timestamps: 01:15 Intr-Ho  02:30 Branch Binging: Injustice Animated movie....uhhh I'd rather play the game for a good story Dave Chappelle stand up special: She's gotta watch the other specials now 15:05 Trying to explain Twit...

Ep.80 A Whole of Bowl of Audacity

October 08, 2021 05:00 - 54 minutes - 37.5 MB

Ya'll ever just feel like you know some things because of the time you was raised. Then you find out a whoooole bunch of missing information once you put a documentary on. That was Ryan this week watching a bunch of docs which stemmed a conversation (that I wish would wait till the mics are on) about the audacity of some men and women. What wave of confidence hit these people to move so brazen in the streets? Also does the term "settled down" make ya eyes roll? Same Timestamps: 01:30 Intro...

Ep.79 Yo don't test my Guy Code my G!

October 01, 2021 05:00 - 52 minutes - 36.1 MB

2021 has been weird so far for the past 9 months and here we are, 3/4 away from 2022 and still fearing the worse with this pandie going on. We had plans for a different type of episode but that was kind of last min so we're aiming for that before Florida soon. HOWEVER! We been keeping up with our binging and just noticing trends going on in the day to day world. Timestamps: (Yes I used a timestamp for a title, FIGHT ME! These Clubtails hit too damn hard) 01:21 Intro yes we ain't on the scre...

Ep.78 Excuse The Employment Gym-nasties

September 24, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 43 MB

See it was either take a hiatus when we go to Florida or take a break now from being a lil burnt out dealing with society again? I mean we think we gonna do lil Road trip pod but we gonna work on that....just like the visuals I keep mentioning I know,  doing my research now. Anyways we back! Finished some Branch Binging and realized some things along the way and let's talk about this weird thing with missing woman and social media. TimeStamps: 0:55 Intro: We Back, Hungry and High with Sunb...

Ep.77 Who Made That In How Many Days?

September 10, 2021 05:00 - 59 minutes - 40.7 MB

School season is back in effect in the house hold, with that we decided to get some family time before then. There was like 3 fairs going on in our area and thought it was a good idea to go to the nearest one. TUH! September is real the Halloween rev up so with a lot of movies coming out soon we discuss some Branch Binging ideas and. Men's public bathrooms got some weird society rules with em. Timestamps: 01:32 Intro 03:20 Branch Binging: Finishing the Breast of Joseline's show, started B...

Ep.76 We're Not Mad, Just Disappointed

September 03, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 42.2 MB

That title just hurts the soul when somebody says those words to you, Respectfully lol. A lot of Arthur Fist moments happened when we did this one. I mean one of us is mad that there isn't equality for nipples, meanwhile the other is mad that the crate challenge has come to an end. Blaming all the "woke" post that were going around on FB but in reality it's just tech companies looking out for "safety" yeah iight. Time stamps: 01:10 Issa Shwired Intro 03:25 Branch Binging:                  ...

Ep.75 This Beard ain't From Fenty!

August 27, 2021 05:00 - 57 minutes - 39.4 MB

I don't know what woman was scorned by a man Beardfishing, but I promise you. This beard ain't a lacefront, it's not held on by magnetic magic none of that. We always get in this debate at home and I think this may be the 2nd time it came up on the pod. You should never debate after fasting for more than 20 hrs tho. Besides that, we watched some old Wife swap episodes and watching these dads, felt personal cause none of them knew how to express emotions and it's because it was never presente...

Ep.74 We Reject Your Society, and Substitute Some New Sh!t

August 20, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 50.4 MB

DISCLAIMER: I forgot to adjust our mics from our Friday Fright Night, apologies on the volume WE BYKE!!! Oh boy. It's been a rough week. With free agency ending as of today for Ryan, he felt the need to go off on the topic of Facades or putting on an act to make others feel comfortable. Then, you ever just think about these "rules" we have as human beings to be proper...who made this stuff up? It don't sit right with us to be just following these ways of "forefathers" they ain't our dads......

Ep.73 Does the First Amendment got a "Shut Up" DLC?

August 13, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 41.8 MB

Why is that the Summer heat wants to show up in the LAST month. Between the 90 degree heat and crazy rainfall. I'm content with staying in the house for a few more weeks, especially the way the media is hyping up this, what...Gamma Beta Delta Variant Covid whatever DLC version released.  I'll mask back up, I'm just not ready to deal with people who just can't mind their business. Everybody ready to throw that 1st amendment meanwhile I'm ready to throw hands. Timestamps: 1:00 Intro 2:15 Fr...

Ep.72 F-This, F-That and F9

August 06, 2021 06:00 - 56 minutes - 38.5 MB

Sorry ya'll, I got caught up waiting for this Donda to drop. NO YE SLANDER SHALL PROSPER THIS WAY...well to 1/2 of us.  Days of Free Agency are coming to an end and the Summer is just about done. We had some time to catch up on some shows and have a house of silence for a few days. In that time... One of us had to recover from a movie for 2 days, you'll hear about it if you don't mind Spoilers. But Trust, we doing you a service with our "quick" review. Timestamps: 01:18 Intro 02:25 Branch...

Ep. 71 Industry Hatin?

July 30, 2021 05:00 - 55 minutes - 38.5 MB

Our week was going nice and lovely, until these music festivals started jumpin...or bussin bussin. So lemme just apologize now...for my rant(Ryan). Opinions are like buttholes right...we all got em, BUT! (no pun intended) some opinions smell like straight dookie and shouldn't be presented to the public unless you can talk to the slander that comes with it. Why can't we go ONE year without hearing that men are just being nasty nasties? A whole gaming company/division that focuses on MMO games...

Ep.70 No More Pegging in Space

July 23, 2021 05:00 - 59 minutes - 40.6 MB

(Title reference: No More Parties In LA, It Is Ye season) We back with another long one, had a interesting week...or a dull interesting week idk. We've practically watched the Summer go by with all these random rainy days that's been happening the past few weeks. Got us feeling like we live in the UK it's been so gloomy. Timestamps 01:30 Sinkholes and Intros 3:15 Branch Binging, Typical slacking from us. We got movies to watch still but yet we still watch reruns consistently. The Encore...

Ep.69 How Real is Reality sometimes

July 16, 2021 05:00 - 51 minutes - 35.6 MB

The title isn't mean't to be some deep thinking s#$%. Just think about the last commercial you seen exaggerating some food or cleaning product. Reality tv shows...you them thangs is lightly scripted to follow some what of story right. Life be extra sometimes...not extra enough for some infidelity tho.. better use that incognito mode and go somewhere private. Timestamps: 01:20 Intro 02:41 Branch Binging Cramming...yeah I didn't want to write BBC.  We gonna watch Black Widow soon due to pa...

Ep.68 Would ya look at that Fire, Work!

July 09, 2021 05:00 - 52 minutes - 36 MB

How was everybody's 4th Celebrating this "Independence" day? Nobody lost fingers? Burnt ya eyebrows, lacefronts or houses right? Cool, cool I tell you what tho... We bout done with these loud M-1000's going off in our neighborhood every 45 min. We aint that old to hate fireworks but nah ya'll handling Call of Duty explosives on that side. Anyways Timestamps: 01:35 Intro 06:10 Branch Binging, where do we start? From the Twins showing they Gemini signs on The Encore, or all the mature cast ...

Ep.67 Universe Heard The Wrong B!

July 02, 2021 05:00 - 47 minutes - 32.7 MB

Well Summer is here officially and the hot and humid days is keeping everybody inside to stay cool even with outside being back opened. I mean I'm only speaking from our perspective but for real though, kids ain't trying to play outside with the game time available all day. Things may change after the Fourth of July who knows. We did some binging this week and actually SOME is kind of a understatement. The nostalgic vibes from this week has been real but It's also funny how the universe work...

Ep.66 MarriageHub

June 25, 2021 05:00 - 51 minutes - 35.1 MB

(Mad I'm doing this over cuz it didn't save and the episode is live in an hour🤦🏽‍♂️) Ooooh They're Back!!! Did it feel like along time? Cause I thought it felt like a whole month if Imma be honest. Felt like all 15 of the listeners (Lowkey it's like a good 35 consistent) missed hearing the silly takes on life from these 2. Every Friday be sure to look out for new episodes and soon visuals on Youtube. Timestamps 01:41 Almost forgot how to do this intro thing 04:00 I know Rihanna said to W...

Ep 65. The Devil & Wheezy Jesus

June 18, 2021 05:00 - 54 minutes - 37.2 MB

What a week it's been for us in the Branch Home. From the Highs from our oldest graduating, to being a intern Uber driver and then running into the devil in disguise. The devil part we didn't find out until we finished with the violin panhandler's. Some of the things you just can't make up, like solicitors being put in their place by their colleague. Take a listen, oh by the way...episodes are going to be released on Fridays from here on out...yes one episode but look at the duration!? UPDA...

Ep.64 Celebratory Mouf Stamps

June 14, 2021 05:00 - 26 minutes - 18 MB

Don't mind the provocative title until you get to the point of the episode hahaha. Felt gross writing that "haha" cause you know it's easier just typing lol and the point will still be the same. You know, media has portrayed the dying spark in marriages alllllll the time growing up. You would hear remarks about "special thing again" and the women would always remark about some sort of milestone..it ain't right but that's discussed today. Timestamps 01:10 Ya'll remember that time they tried...

Ep. 63 Hide Ya Groom, Hide Ya V-Bucks, Cause They Out Here!

June 11, 2021 05:00 - 39 minutes - 27 MB

Is summer here already? Maaaan I know we wanted some heat in upstate NY but 90+ degrees already?! While trying to avoid being outside as much as possible we've been having a interesting week so far. Kids...if you have them, the parenting game has CHANGED! The sickos ain't fearing Chris Hansen in these streets no more so they are online hiding. Iight lemme get off this Batman blog rant and get on with the timestamps. 02:05 Getting adjusted to the new seating 02:25 Branch Binging, Alysha is ...

Ep.62 Don't Put That Show On No More

June 07, 2021 05:00 - 30 minutes - 21 MB

I don't think we've ever watched a show, and turned our adulting/parenting mind on. BGC used to be a train wreck you wanted to watch. NOW...we just want to watch and shake our heads. We getting old, I mean doesn't help that our birthdays are like right after another to double down on our feelings but at this point, we're embracing the adult life because we couldn't see us at 40 picking our kids up from daycare...that's too old baby love. Timestamps: 01:35 Ly is showing her Boomer side gett...

Ep.61 Return of the Sta(o)ck!

June 04, 2021 05:00 - 29 minutes - 20.6 MB

It really isn't easy trying to take titles from your favorite songs and make podcast titles that reflect on the episode...so this was the best shot. STOCKS!!! Who got them AMC stocks? Best get you some Blackberry for the low before they tech go up in 2022 *not financial advice cuz we don't know nothing* A few people made an investment...while others around us continue to report the annual game of "Fireworks or Gunshots?" in the neighborhood. Timestamps: 01:30 Stumbling over the intro and i...

Ep.60 Ain't no sunshine When They Home....

May 31, 2021 05:00 - 28 minutes - 19.8 MB

Maaan Imma keep it 100 wit ya'll .... a whole thou-wow....A Bean. I ain't in the mood to fill out this description right now. Feeling like how I'm feeling, I don't know people could be just angry all the time...too exhausting. I'll do you this tho... Time stamps: 01:40 Gemini Season is in effect and Ryan is not feeling it right now.  02:34 No Branch Binging but that ain't nothing new, Ryan shares his take on Mental Health Month and dealing with anxiety and depression. Sharing work stories...

Ep.59 Nothing but some Basic Branch Incentives

May 28, 2021 05:00 - 40 minutes - 27.7 MB

Just trying to keep it PG but nah he'll admit that he has some basic b**ch needs in life but so what. Besides that...the normalcy world is weird man. We ain't ever see so much incentive to push some people to work but here we are. Welcome to america, ain't even gonna make that autocorrect there in that spelling. Just strange times we living in, other than that:  Timestamps  03:30 Our kids and their terminology…Ryan sees where it comes from. The kids never think they never in the wrong.  0...

Ep.58 Ocean's 2:Unmasked

May 24, 2021 05:00 - 33 minutes - 22.7 MB

The Free agency life is hard, like being home and dealing with OTHER parts of society ain't the wave. I was fine seeing the same 16 people everyday but this going to the store or talking to the neighbor everyday is exhausting. So let's take it up a notch! We waited all the way up to the weekend to finally go out for our Anniversary. Decided to the try out the casino that opened closer to our home for the first time. Let's just say once again.....movies be lying. Timestamps:  01:25 Trying t...

Ep.57 Fresh up out the garden with my Wayne Szalinski Goggles!!!

May 21, 2021 05:00 - 38 minutes - 26.6 MB

Everybody wants a marriage like the Obamas, the Carters but what about the Szalinkski's? You gotta be a real patient woman to be dealing with that husbands antics. Shrinking the kids tho? Nah thats instant divorce but nope...ya'll done blew up a baby and shrunk ya selves. Diane didn't leave....nope she stuck around like a true rock. Lemme stop rambling on, this is a marriage episode if you want to phrase it that way. Timestamps:  01:55 Enjoying some free agency with some yard work. 03:25 ...

Ep.56 Issa "Tender" Butt

May 17, 2021 05:00 - 40 minutes - 28.2 MB

It looks like Winter finally done made it's exit in Upstate NY. Starting to feel nice out and with the nice weather, means less time inside. Had some outings going on and we done seen't some things. Our bodies ain't ready for the overwhelming normalcy coming back but we getting there. Timestamps  02:30 Starting to finally feel nice out, we really only have Summer and Winter 03:00 Branch Binging, had to call a sick day on this one. Had the lil one home and I was nursing a returning injury....

Ep.55 40 Hour Work Week Is The Real "Scam Likely"

May 14, 2021 05:00 - 37 minutes - 26 MB

As we count down to the days of some employment freedom, lets honestly think about the joke of the work system. The paycheck to paycheck lifestyle shouldn't exist no more. Ya know I'm on not gonna get on this rant right now because I went off on this topic off mic...then needed a nap. However we had a slow week and I'm just dragging ass in these final days at work so let's get into the episode. Timestamps  02:02 Branch Binging, Oof Jupiter's Legacy on Netflix was interesting. Interesting t...

Ep.54 Allow Me To Self Defec-I mean Self Deprecate Myself!

May 10, 2021 06:00 - 36 minutes - 25 MB

Why do I do this to myself 🤦🏽‍♂️, that title. It was a MISTAKE!! no I not like I actually did that, well I mean there was a time when I was 11 but that's not the point. Ok so Mother's day passed this weekend and just so happened to fall on our recording day so my co-host was ready to just sit in silence. She wanted a whole day off but I begged and lucky enough I got her laughing to come thru in the clutch. Time Stamps:  01:18 Co-host feeling High and Mighty tonight, ain't wanna help do the...

Ep.53 "Hair" Me Now and See Me Well

May 07, 2021 06:00 - 40 minutes - 28 MB

Looks like that static 8 look is causing some heads to turn, in a good way for Lysha. Ryan announced that he's ready ready to leave his job and can no longer watch 600 lb life. Now that we Vaxxed up, Ly got all the symptoms from the vaccine. At one point will it be a requirement for people at a certain age to have retake a driver test? Ngl, I'm too shleepy to do a whole description. Timestamps:  01:30 Ooo we a lil out of it for some reason but…ya boy done put in his 2 weeks from his Drama ...

Ep.52 Blinded By Gaslight

May 03, 2021 06:00 - 27 minutes - 19 MB

It feels like it's been a minute since we had to do a "one-sided" episode. Yeah meaning one of us didn't do their homework over the weekend. Probably because she didn't wear her glasses at all this past weekend too. Y'all I just learned that my wife "can't read" without her glasses, never knew you could be illiterate without the use of spectacles. Ok I'm not good with dad jokes ok, lemme get a fanny pack aka clout chaser and we'll see how them jokes hit then. Time Stamps:   01:31 Yeah… I t...

Ep.51 2021 Friendship Draft

April 30, 2021 06:00 - 34 minutes - 23.7 MB

With the country nearing that herd immunity deadline, it's bout time to start looking at the thought of hanging out again. What about friends from work...some of y'all of a fan of this or just keep it a colleague level? How many levels is there to this thing called "Friendship", ya got peers, acquaintances, co-workers, colleagues, .....can ya even list attractive friends of the opposite sex? That's a whole nother topic to get into that we discuss . Time Stamps:  01:27 Wasn't expecting thes...

Ep.50 Two Thumps & A Twist!

April 26, 2021 06:00 - 36 minutes - 25.3 MB

Oooooh boy this is a Branch Binge episode...and hey look at that. It's the 50th Episode too...this is by happen stance but at this point let's just call it a milestone episode. So 50th episode we watched "Them", Mortal Kombat and Godzilla vs Kong (I know finally) Before Ly passes out awkwardly on this here bed.. Time Stamps:  02:03 Branch binging I mean let's get into it, we finished Them, watched Mortal Kombat and Godzilla vs Kong.  03:12 Let's Start with "Them", (not)Great telling of Th...

Ep.49 My 'Check Knee' Light Came On

April 23, 2021 06:00 - 32 minutes - 22.2 MB

With the week being a tension filled one with the George Floyd trial wrapping up to a guilty verdict and other police violence going on. It's still a challenge to stay positive....but it was also 4/20 week so we hope some of y'all celebrated legally or illegally I don't care lol. Ly came across some more Facebook relationship drama, speaking of relationships. How do some of y'all with in-laws address them? Mom and Dad....also on relationships. Keeping the spark alive doesn't come along with ...

Ep.48 Flexible IDIOTS!!!

April 19, 2021 06:00 - 35 minutes - 24.3 MB

Just turn off ya Tv for awhile cause there ain't nothing good showing on it I promise you. I mean that's what we been doing seeing as we only pay for Wee-Fee but that's besides the point. We been on our Home Improvement ish lately at home and my wife thinks I'm bout to break my neck or ankles to hang up some pictures...tuh. Not much for the description but...Gucci, Versace, Fendi...all that expensive stuff is just unnecessary for real for real...when you're a parent lol I do wish I could've ...

Ep.47 Second Wind aka "This Isn't Even My Final Form"

April 16, 2021 06:00 - 36 minutes - 24.9 MB

As I was sitting in the office slowly turning into my father watching documentaries and dozing off. I remembered it's recording day, if I nap now. I'm Out! So BOOM! We gotta get the recording but we also had to finish the episode of Them that we fell asleep on....that was a mistake. We could've skipped the one just like everybody skipping the Johnson and Johnson vaccine. Ah man this was one of those episodes that we record and I'm wide awake once I'm done editing, HIGH ENERGY!!! Time Stamps...

Ep.46 Baby Love, Is We Binging or Nah?

April 12, 2021 06:00 - 39 minutes - 27 MB

Ah man, Gah Damn....So we been going back to our usual recordings since the news has been depressing as hell. Now all of the sudden she forgot our format...WhatInTheHelllll is going on. We had a lil break from the kids...for a day as their Spring Break came to an end. We hype they back in school but I'm ready to just be at home now and stop going to work feeling undervalued. Time Stamps:  01:10 Some song verses/chorus's just gotta be coming from the most random conversations  02:38 Spring...

Ep.45 Entitled Emotions can ruin a Family

April 09, 2021 06:00 - 36 minutes - 25.4 MB

Another episode for a Friday and honestly...been in a mind fog lately after a crappy work week getting the best of my anxiety. I needed some time at home with my family during their Spring Break. Today was a good day upstate weather wise so we did some Family Tings. Other than that, you ever come across a random recommended video on youtube and end up in a rabbit hole of videos on the toilet? Ended up leaving that bathroom 45 min later with numb butt cheeks and the thought that...Gen Z kids ...

Ep.44 Branch Backtrack'n

April 06, 2021 06:00 - 37 minutes - 25.5 MB

Trying to break our routine of "If we miss an episode, it's fine" mindset. Slacked on Easter night to record and upload but hey...one day behind. Man I tell you...these holidays be wearing me down every year, I think 2020 just left a bad taste in everybody's mouth of the holidays and we just got comfortable being in our homes too much. Anyways I ain't got much to put into the description, it's all in the time stamps. Time Stamps:  01:15 🙄 Random topic on this intro because I gotta prove my...