Episode 70 Kate Strobel and ZIMA

Today on Joke and Destroy we hang out with hilarious comedian Kate Strobel. This episode gets lively, and delicious as we drink the greatest drink ever created, ZIMA! It's citrusy, refreshing, and filled with booze and Pysh might enjoy Zima too much. Kate is super fun lady, and we have a fun time talking about getting to drunk before going out in college, come on multiple Four Lokos Kate? She played D1 softball, at an Ivy League college, and still sat drown with Andres and Pysh's bullshit. I still think she can drink Andres and I under the damn table. Check out Kate on the insta at @katestrobes

SEE KATE DO STANDUP TONIGHT! Sept 12 at Ratio Beerworks will be the Joke and Destroy Live Show Spectacular! Kate will be doing her jokes with last guest Elise Kerns, Mr Benny Duncan, friend Grayson Nite, and of course the Ratio wrecking crew. 

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite CD's
Rollin' up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
And now the dudes are lining up 'cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tried to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk Now, now, we goin' till they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us

Today on Joke and Destroy we hang out with hilarious comedian Kate Strobel. This episode gets lively, and delicious as we drink the greatest drink ever created, ZIMA! It's citrusy, refreshing, and filled with booze and Pysh might enjoy Zima too much. Kate is super fun lady, and we have a fun time talking about getting to drunk before going out in college, come on multiple Four Lokos Kate? She played D1 softball, at an Ivy League college, and still sat drown with Andres and Pysh's bullshit. I still think she can drink Andres and I under the damn table. Check out Kate on the insta at @katestrobes

SEE KATE DO STANDUP TONIGHT! Sept 12 at Ratio Beerworks will be the Joke and Destroy Live Show Spectacular! Kate will be doing her jokes with last guest Elise Kerns, Mr Benny Duncan, friend Grayson Nite, and of course the Ratio wrecking crew. 

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?) Grab my glasses, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go) Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack 'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes Trying on all our clothes, clothes Boys blowing up our phones, phones Drop-topping, playing our favorite CD's Rollin' up to the parties Trying to get a little bit tipsy Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'm-a fight Till we see the sunlight Tick-tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here And now the dudes are lining up 'cause they hear we got swagger But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk Boys tried to touch my junk, junk Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk Now, now, we goin' till they kick us out, out Or the police shut us down, down Police shut us down, down Po-po shut us