Episode 69 with Elise Kerns

We've been on the bottom, we've been on top, we've been looking down, and we've been looking up at bottoms. Joke and Destroy has been in every position and finally Andres and Pysher are ready to 69 Joke and Destroy style. This week we brought in rockstar comedian Elise Kerns! Elise just kicked butt(mainly Andres' butt) at the New Faces Competition at Comedy Works.

Check out more of Elise at her dope as fuck COMEDY show, Get the to a Nunnery, September 19th, at Ophelia's.  It's at what used to be Denver's finest brothel, make sure to listen to more of this 69ing, and hear some rad comedy from Elise's cohost Jodee Champion, actual friend of the podcast Janae Burris  pretty good friend of the podcast Meghan DePonceau, and David Rodriguez. You can also do yourself a favor and follow Elise on the social meeds, check out her instagram at @elisefredkerns

You got a fast car
I want a ticket to anywhere
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can get somewhere
Any place is better
Starting from zero got nothing to lose
Maybe we'll make something
Me myself I got nothing to prove

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You got a fast car
I got a plan to get us outta here
I been working at the convenience store
Managed to save just a little bit of money
Won't have to drive too far
Just 'cross the border and into the city
You and I can both get jobs
Finally see what it means to be living
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See my old man's got a problem
He lives with a bottle that's the way it is
I say his body's too old for working
His body's too young to looking like his
My momma went off and left him
She wanted more from life than he could give
Said somebody's gotta take care of him
So I quit school and that's what I did
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