Johnjay & Rich On Demand

you found WHAT in your house?

TODAY ON THE SHOW, we got an intriguing call and are looking to hear your stories if you have any! DM US @Johnjayvanes and tell us about WEIRD THINGS YOU found IN YOUR HOUSE, and when, why, and let us know if its funny or if its spooky! Also we talked about what makes a good friend... Johnjay is not interested if it requires being extroverted haha! Luckily, social butterfly Ms. Kyle Unfug tips the scales a little. Plus, she is slayyying once again by delivering us an ALL NEW ROUND of POP 10 a...

No I don't need a Pillow... but maybe I do!

NYEAHHH.... hilarious! TODAY ON THE SHOW, we talked briefly yesterday about Swarm and Luther on TV but today we really dive in! Also, it's TUESDAYYY and Johnjay's got a game for youuuu! Have you ever heard of Trickle Down Therapy? Payton will explain. Plus, it's an ALL NEW SECOND DATE UPDATE, Judge Payton, and SO MUCH MORE!

Payton finding out Joe Jonas had another Band is SENDING ME

CAKE BY THE OCEAN? More like, Amnesia In The Studio! Payton learned something today that SHOOK her to the core. TODAY ON THE SHOW, Noah and Payton went to the ERAS TOUR! Taylor Swift dominated this state as well as their weekends. Also, someone has an idea for some change for the show. Will we agree? Plus, KYLE WENT TO DISNEYLAND last week and she has all the details! All of this and SO MUCH MORE today on Johnjay & Rich!

We Feel as GREEN as the cheese in Kyle's Mini Fridge!

We didn't do a story on Kyle's fridge today, but I share an office with her.... things go on in that fridge that shouldn't.... TODAY ON THE SHOW, IT IS ST PATRICKS DAY WOOOOO! Today is also ERAS TOUR KICKOFF DAY and Noah contemplates SELLING HIS TICKETS?!??! Also, someone called us and told us her most EMBARRASSING MOMENT ON THE ROAD, and of course it's FRIDAYYY and Johnjay's GOT A GAME FOR YOUUUUU (BARS EDITION) Plus, it's an ALL NEW SPRING BREAK BUST, A DIRTY LITTLE SECRET, and Grant has a ...

Winnifred STRIKES AGAIN

Watch out! Noah's Mom is on the hunt! You are not safe! Nobody is.... Today On The Show, why was Johnjay not Rich's best man? The answer is actually simple and funny! Meanwhile, Grant got SLAMMED with a large bill and Payton gets called out on the way she drives?!?! Also, can you be both introverted and extroverted AT THE SAME TIME??! Johnjay has a study that proves the impossible. PLUS, it's an ALL NEW WAR OF THE ROSES, and test your Pre St. Patricks Day luck in a special Payton's Prediction...

Do YOU have a Side Hustle?

TODAY ON THE SHOW, Baby Noah called us in 2017 and SOMONE WENT BACK IN THE PODCAST to find it! How cute! Also, Johnjay the DOS and DONTS of Marriage! Plus, an ALL NEW SPRING BREAK BUST! The hijinks are on the rise this week, ITS SPRING BREAK with Johnjay & Rich!

I trash talk so I can HEAL

IF THEY SAY IT'S HEALTHY!?! WHY NOT? Today On The Show, Johnjay tells us about actors who turned down the role and Payton is STRUGGLING still to cook a good dinner! Also, we had an EARTH RATTLING Dirty Little Secret today that baffled us! Plus, an ALL NEW SECOND DATE UPDATE, Payton's Acronym Game, and SO MUCH MORE!

There is WHAT in the HOT TUB?

THAT MANY POOPS??? AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT? YIKES! Today On The Show, it is ST PATRICKS WEEK! woooooo! Payton is having trouble budgeting and she has taken up a new book but feels like it is irrelevant, luckily Kyle has read the book and has advice. Also, Meegan called us with a dilemma between her 15 year old son and his potential crush! Plus, a SPECIAL MISSED CONNECTIONS (SPOILER ALERT: IT INVOLVES RICHS WEDDING) Not to mention, we discuss when you should shower and why, and what happens at Kyl...

Johnjay & Rich Present: MISSED CONNECTIONS

Johnjay and Pedro Pascal think alike!

CHUG THE ESPRESSO KINGS! CHUG IT! Today On The Show, It's FRIDAYYY and Johnjay's got a game for youuuu! Gather round' cuz Payton has determined the name NOW for her first child whenever that day comes.... Also, Grant had to go back to the wedding venue last weekend at MIDNIGHT and we had a call-in today from a fan who found RICH to be THE FUNNIEST HUMAN ALIVE! Plus, our FIRST Spring Break Bust of the season, MEME TWEETS, and SO MUCH MORE!

Johnjay & Rich Present: THE FIRST SPRING BREAK BUST OF '23

Massage Table Cutouts specifically for...parts?

ITS GOTTA HANG SOMEWHERE! Today On The Show, WHAT ARE THINGS THAT BRING YOU JOY? First we did annoyed, angry, bothered... so today we asked you for the lighter stuff! Also, someone called today to CORRECT US!?!? What did we do? Plus, an ALL NEW WAR OF THE ROSES, Celebrity Who Said That with Kyle, and SO MUCH MORE!

OUR HOTTEST PHONE TOPIC YET!

These irrational fears calls have been rolling in FOR DAYS! They are all SO GOOD! Why stop the momentum? We took more of your calls and our sides hurt from laughter. TODAY ON THE SHOW, Johnjay's wife is in HAWAII which means he can bring out THE OXYGEN TANK to sleep with! Woohoooo! Haha! Also, Grant has a dillemma (It involved Bras)! Plus, NIC'S NOISE MACHINE today is anybody's game. Not to mention, some fun pop culture updates and Noah, Kyle, and Payton all share an update on the Hailey v. S...

Payton's IRRATIONAL FEAR is a VEGETABLE

It's okay I HATE TOMATOES TOO! This is a safe space for tomato related slander. TODAY ON THE SHOW, PAYTON GOT INTO IT WITH KADEEM... and what about leaves even the experts in a dilemma. SO WE ASKED YOU! Thank you for all your calls as always! Also, AVRIL LAVIGNE and a bunch of other celebrities are all caught up in messes right now so Payton shares what she knows and Kyle crosses the I's and dots the T's too! How do we even keep up? Plus, it's an ALL NEW SECOND DATE UPDATE, Talkbacks, and SO ...

RICH is OFFICIALLY tied down!

You could ask him about it yourself but he's probably at home with his new gang by now! TODAY ON THE SHOW, the bells OH HOW LOVELY THEY DID RING, the Richard Bradley Elizabeth Berra is married to Stacy! Also, CHRIS ROCK's SPECIAL!!! What is YOUR take? It's been a year now and WE WANT TO GAGE YOUR THOUGHTS. Plus, it's AN ALL NEW BREAKING BAD NEWS and my favorite game today, MIC DROP with the adorable fancy pancy PAYTON WHITMORE, third duke of Sir Whitmore the IV.

Johnjay & Rich Present: BREAKING BAD NEWS

Johnjay had a WILD night Downtown

BARK BARK! Today On The Show, ITS FRIDAYYYY WOOO! Rich is getting married... TOMORROW! Yes we will be back live on Monday. Rich is a WORK HORSE! The Honeymoon can wait. Today we were put back in the HOT SEAT with Grant! Also, Noah made more DRUNK KYLES! Plus, find out myths that you totally believed in your WHOLE LIFE, an ALL NEW SHOOT YOUR SHOT, and some things you do that may be a turn off or even a turn on TODAY with Johnjay & Rich! Have a great weekend!

Johnjay & Rich Present: SHOOT YOUR SHOT

THE COUNTDOWN TO RICHS WEDDING IS ON

Tick-Tock! Everyone is working around the clock to get last minute details worked out. Kyle and Payton are getting their outfits, Johnjay is pre-plotting his escape plan, and Rich may have to move the wedidng indoors due to weather. It is all CRAZINESS, CRUNCHTIME CRAZINESS! Also, today we continued to ask YOU for THE LITTLE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU! Plus, an ALL NEW WAR of the ROSES, Talkbacks, and SO MUCH MORE!

Listen to us Manifest Violence at Rich's Wedding

IT WOULD BE KINDA DOPE TO WITNESS NGL... Today On The Show, 'Sleep Debt' is a new phrase on TikTok Payton has been seeing and it sounds intriguing given our hours! Also, will HOUSE PHONES make a comeback?!?! Plus, an all new WHATCHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY, Payton's recent addition SWITCHAROO, and SO MUCH MORE!

Johnjay & Rich Present: WHATCHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY

I thought we all fell asleep during Zoom Meetings?

JUST ME??? and her....? Okay. That tracks. TODAY ON THE SHOW, IT IS NATIONAL TOOTH FAIRY DAY and Kyle's son Easton just LOST HIS FIRST TOOTH! Also, when did YOU realize you were not all that smart? Who did what when? We took your calls but feel free to DM US MORE @johnjayandrich. Plus, an ALL NEW SECOND DATE UPDATE and Nic has a REAL OR FAKE in honor of the success of COCAINE BEAR in theatres. All of this and SO MUCH MORE today on Johnjay & Rich!

Baby Noah almost DIED!

HIs car is TOTALED! Ouch! TODAY ON THE SHOW, Kyle's TUMMY is NOT okay! She tells us about that AND someone has a pitch to make DRUNK KYLES EVEN MORE FUNNY! New ones are coming your way this week so be on the lookout by the way! Also, Johnjay had an interesting experience with Blake that he needs to run by Kyle and Payton. Plus, it's an ALL NEW HASH IT OUT! Thank you to everyone who called!

Johnjay & Rich Present: HASH IT OUT

ONE WEEK LEFT until RICH'S WEDDING

Speak now or forever hold your peace thy JohnjayandRichians, your new queen Lord Stacy is on her way to thou chapel. TODAY ON THE SHOW, IT IS FRIDAY WOOOOOOOO! And while we do not have "a game for youuuuuuuu" today we do have some MAJOR RICH BERRA WEDDING NEWS! Also, Payton feels like she cannot cook ANYTHING! If you have any tips DM Johnjay @johnjayvanes and we will take your calls next week! Easy meals, reasssurance, anything! DM Us! Plus, we are NOT done talking about being stuck in things...

Johnjay & Rich Present: FIANCEE FRIDAY

Can Someone take Yacht Rock Blake to Little Orphan Annie?!?

ITS A HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR JOHNJAY TODAY! He's seen ANNIE too many times! Blake wants to go for her Birthday next month so Johnjay is yearning for acceptance at the roundtable! TODAY ON THE SHOW, Baby Noah is 21 for over a week now and his first non school or work outing was to a.... new grocery store? Oh boy! Also, have you ever been stuck.... at the airport, in the dryer, etc.? We took your calls and NO we do not plan on holding back on the laundry room inuendos. Plus, it's an ALL NEW WAR OF...

Will Payton Relapse?

REFRAIN FROM THAT CRISP PEPPERY CARBONATION PAYTON! YOU CAN DO IT! Today On The Show, everyone is giving up something they love for lent? Do you participate? What did you give up? Why? DM Us @johnjayandrich! Also, Johnjay has a TAYLOR SWIFT COMPARISON that put Noah and Payton at opposite ends of the boxing ring. Death stares are exchanged, evacuation drills are in order, how fierce it get? Payton is craving her sweet sweet addiction juice, she is on edge and fidgety, Noah is bloated and infla...

Johnjay & Rich Present: HUMPDAY DUMPDAY

Kyle needs more Cirque in the Cirque Du Soleil show!

JUST DO A FLIP! THIS IS LAS VEGAS! Today On The Show, NOAH has some new music updates for you and Payton had the craziest brain fart this morning! Also, we asked YOU on Friday to share your UNWRITTEN RELATIONSHIP RULES and today we got to YOUR calls! Plus, an ALL SECOND DATE UPDATE, TALKBACKS, and SO MUCH MORE TODAY with Johnjay, Rich, Kyle, Payton, Nic, Grant, Noah, and of course - President Smith. If you know, you know. xD.

Billy Joel was being WAY to Sexual!

**NOTE There will not be a new episode of JJR on Monday due to Presidents Day! We will return on Tuesday! Have a great weekend! WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE??? MMhmm.. Please. lol. TODAY ON THE SHOW, Ashley called us with her UNWRITTEN RELATIONSHIP RULE! Also, it's FRIDAYYY and Johnjay's got a game for youuuu! Obviously. Plus, we PRANKED someone with BEN CAMPBELL from KNIX playing Obama! Not to mention, Noah said something in a podcast that has DUSTY CONFUSED! All of this, including an ALL NEW F...

Johnjay & Rich Present: FORGIVE ME FRIDAY

Speaking of Rich's Wedding, Let's discuss Red Flags

YOUR CALLS WERE WILD! Thank you SO MUCH! TODAY ON THE SHOW, Grant has another round of HOT SEAT and the gang is NOT holding back. Also, johnjay's audio clips today are hilarious! Plus, it's an ALL NEW WAR OF THE ROSES, Talkbacks, and SO MUCH MORE!

Grant hosts a game except AI wrote it...

As Kyle always says, BEWARE THE RO-BITS! TODAY ON THE SHOW, Baby Noah is 21 TODAY! Also, Johnjay tells us why he is expected to be down on the floor, out on all fours, underneat fluorescent lighting. Plus, an ALL NEW HUMPDAY DUMPDAY, Drunk Dials & Talkbacks, AND SO MUCH MORE!

A Very Valentine Spectacular!

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE - ANDREW JUST LOVES AND ADORES YOU, Johnjay. Today on the show, IT IS VALENTINES DAY!!! To celebrate Johnjay has a DATING GAME for YOU and even Noah is singing subductively from the alone this year corner. Also, we got some great themed calls and Johnjay has some stuff to do if you're.... ya know.... single. Jokes. just jokes. Plus, AN ALL NEW SECOND DATE UPDATE and a very special VALENTINES DAY BOOTY CALL! All of this and SO MUCH MORE TODAY on Johnjay & Rich!

What was YOUR favorite commercial?

WE GOT A RUN DOWN ON ALLLLL OF THEM! Some were great, others were mid... but hey! At least we got one HECK OF A PERFORMANCE FROM RIRI! Were your predictions close or nah? TODAY ON THE SHOW, Johnjay went to his MASION PARTY and the money being thrown around at this thing was NO JOKE! Also, Kyle has some celebrity updates that went over people's heads inbetween the big game weekend stuff! Plus, an ALL NEW MISSED CONNECTIONS, Movie Date Clickbait, and SO MUCH MORE!

FLASHBACK to our Rihanna Setlist Predictions!

Back in September, Johnjay predicted Rihanna's setlist for the big game this Sunday. It was just announced at the time... weeks later, Payton gave her ideas and picks. Finally, in November, Noah presented his predictions for The Halftime show as well! Now, with the game just TWO DAYS AWAY, reflect on each of our predictions as we pondered them... ITS A VERY SPECIAL REWIND! And place your bets now on who's prediction is the closest! Let us know on Instagram @johnjayandrich ONLY ONE OF US WILL ...

There is No Kyle like a Drunk Kyle

HAPPY FRIDAYYYYY! You know that Johnjay's got a game for youuuuuuu today! MASCOT EDITION! TODAY ON THE SHOW, buckle up! Johnjay and Rich are headed to the festivities but they had the CRAZIEST UBER RIDE! He even ran red lights! BEEP BEEP! Also, Noah has some new Drunk Kyles and Johnjay has some Doordash Driver questions. Plus, it's an ALL NEW FORGIVE ME FRIDAY, a RIHANNA THEMED REVERSE THE VERSE, Nic's mental stability report, and SO MUCH MORE!

Let Payton Relate to YOU!

ITS A LEO THING YALL! They just want to contribute and help! And now she has Guadulupe to be her fighting flame in the Leoverse! TODAY ON THE SHOW, It's Thursdayyyy and Johnjay has a game for you (well kinda) tomorrow will be the real weekly kicker so stay tuned! LOTS TO TALK ABOUT TODAY as the BIG GAME IS JUST DAYS AWAY! Also, Haley called us because she was dumped and her boyfriend moved out while she was at work! How rude! Plus, Kyle is having a fashion nightmare and it's Thursday so it's ...

Oh Johnjay! We all love a good Quesarito.

NEXT TIME I WILL JOIN YOU! I want a Baja Blast #cravingit. TODAY ON THE SHOW, have no fear NIC JOHNSONS WIFE MAKES PLATES DISAPPEAR! Find out what about their home routine is not working for him. Also, Johnjay is having shaving issues and the razor rich bought him AINT CUTTIN IT! Plus, an ALL NEW WHATCHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY and Kyle has a real fresh update for you on the world of entertainment. All of this and SO MUCH MORE today on Johnjay & Rich!

Eggciting Day Today...

EVERY YEAR WE PREDICT THE WINNER OF THE BIG GAME BY PLACING EGGS IN THE MICROWAVE... ONLY ONE WILL REMAIN STANDING! PLACE YOUR BETS NOW! Today On The Show, another round of GRANTS HOT SEAT! Everyone will get a chance to vent so gather round' ye faithful listeners. Not to mention, how well did you retain the GRAMMYS? It's Tuesday and Johnjay has a game for youuuuu! Also, WE ASKED YOU to tell us something about yourself that is so crazy nobody believes you, but it's TRUE! The phone calls were o...

She left WHAT at his house?

To some it's an accessory, to others it's a chicken breast. TODAY ON THE SHOW, we asked YOU to tell us things you left behind at someone else's home. IT WAS GRAMMY GALORE LAST NIGHT and we start things off with ALL OUR THOUGHTS! Also, lets discuss an acronym that even we aren't entirely sure of. It all started on a dating app. Plus, it's an ALL NEW BREAKING BAD NEWS and PAYTON HAS A NEW GAME! It's called Switcharoo! All of this and SO MUCH MORE TODAY!

Dutch Van Es is a SILENT KILLER

HAPPY FRIDAY! You know what that means.... ITS FRIDAYYY AND JOHNJAYS GOT A GAME FOR YOUUUU! What are your favorite TV SHOW THEME SONGS? Were Payton, Grant, and Noah right about needing to expand to more time periods? TODAY ON THE SHOW, Johnjay's son Dutch comes up quite a bit, but nothing is more entertaining than knowing about his TRUE CONFIDENCE. You'll get to hear his RICK ROSS impression too! Also, WHAT ARE OUR JJR SHOW SINS? Plus, an ALL NEW FIANCEE FRIDAY and find out why Johnjay kissed...

All is fair game when YOU are in the JJR HOT SEAT

ITS KIND OF LIKE... AN ENTIRE GROUP GRANT RANT! Join us in our new adventure! TODAY ON THE SHOW, We asked you for your WORST FIRST DATES and the phone lines literally lit up so fast! Thank you for all your input. We will always take more calls DM US @johnjayvanes! Also, NIC HAS A NEW GAME.... it is called MEME TWEETS! It was a HUGE success. Plus, an ALL NEW WAR OF THE ROSES, and find out why Payton's body is FALLING APART! All of this and SO MUCH MORE TODAY ON JOHNJAY AND RICH!

ABSOLUTELY no BOWLING in the streets Johnjay!

SHEESH! Thanks for the disclaimer though! TODAY ON THE SHOW, Dutch may have left his leg brace back in Phoenix but what about THIS LISTENER WHO LEFT HER PURSE IN LONDON? Also, Kyle has a beautfiful fresh GBG for us all today! Plus, AN ALL NEW HUMPDAY DUMPDAY, REMEMBER THE TIME, and SO MUCH MORE!

Now That's What I Call True Heartbreak!

Consider this Volume 1! If you have any non-tragic incident that felt like heartbreak, DM Us @johnjayvanes and ask us to book your call! We could go all day with these! TODAY ON THE SHOW, we asked YOU for your wardrobe malfunctions. Harry Styles' pants ripped ON STAGE! Also, Grant is unhinged in ADD Trivia Today. Plus, AN ALL NEW SECOND DATE UPDATE, an Update on the home life Kyle Unfug and her daughter Addy! All of this and SO MUCH MORE Today on Johnjay & Rich!

A sad day in the Rich Berra household...

TODAY ON THE SHOW, Rich was up all night because of the passing of his beloved family dog, BUT, he got a second wind and between him and Johnjay... they ASKED YOU for the time you had to turn around and drive back home on a road trip and how far into the drive you got. The calls were fantastic, THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN! Also, Kyle hates bacon but craved BLTs?? Plus, an ALL NEW BREAKING BAD NEWS, Talkbacks, and SO MUCH MORE!

A THEME SONG for Baby Noah

GATHER ROUND YOUR PARTNER' HERE COMES NOAH NOAH! NOAH NOAH! Today on the show, IT'S FRIDAY AND JOHNJAY'S GOT A GAME FOR YOU!! Also, the names debate from earlier in th week...consider it over because we talked to a listener named CHARLIE VAGINA BODY? Plus, ADDY is hating Girl Scouts and Kyle is trying so hard to encourage her but Addy is a Virgo soo... Not to mention, an ALL NEW FIANCEE FRIDAY, Blockbuster Movie Line Game, and SO MUCH MORE today on Johnjay & Rich!

My first date was NOT sexy because RICH WAS THERE?!?!

WE ASKED YOU to name the unsexy place you met the love of your life. The responses were great but somebody was on a date and Rich was there spying??? Welp, that just tops the cake now doesn't it. TODAY ON THE SHOW, Noah has TV and Movie talk to share with us and ITS THURSDAY AND JOHNJAY HAS A GAME FOR YOUUUU! Plus, an ALL NEW WAR of the ROSES, Talkbacks, and SO MUCH MORE!

FUNERAL HOME, LAW FIRM, OR STEAKHOUSE?

Like you haven't thought how strange it is at MORTONS!? TODAY ON THE SHOW, Paris Hilton had a BABY??? Kyle has all the tea. Also, Is Stacy EVER going to move in with Rich? An update on their dynamic as an almost married couple. Plus, an ALL NEW GROUP THERAPY, and Payton wants a baby but let her be rich af first! I respect that. All of this and SO MUCH MORE TODAY on Johnjay & Rich!