Jimmy Neutron Is A Sh!#head
41 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsConnor and Agent Five force themselves to watch four episodes of a terrible Nicktoon every week so they can uncover the suppressed evils buried within. What appears to be a simple kids' show is revealed to star a callous, self-centered misogynist bent on world domination, and it's up to our hosts to expose his crimes... before it's too late!
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Fosterian Bargain 05: Get Bent
September 04, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 77.8 MBSeason 2 drops the nuclear option early. Madame Foster manipulates Bloo into a night of debauchery, in which Bloo gives Mac drugs and the gang drag-races across town. When the hangover passes, she takes everyone bowling. Then Lauren Faust escapes from her cage and mauls us with the worst episode we've seen yet. And Herriman's secret side hustle is revealed...
Fosterian Bargain 04: The Spectre Haunting Foster's (It's Dogs)
August 29, 2020 19:45 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBThinking about it, this show still hasn't had a moral. Eduardo performs his twelve labors of owning a dog, but finds his hardest labor is speaking the Spanish language. Bloo goes from bullying small animals to kidnapping his friends, but faces their revenge as he is hunted like an animal while suffering a 24-hour-pneumonia. And Madame Foster releases the hounds...
Fosterian Bargain 03: Pain is Humor Leaving the Body
August 08, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 45.7 MBIs torturing your characters for three episodes funny? This show dares to say yes, but the jury is out for everyone else. Bloo gains a stalker-killer as the rest of the house is too busy watching Hetero Hypnotoad, but he's too busy bullying his younger cousin and kidnapping mascots to care. Not even Wilt's good influence (and addiction to radio smut) is enough to redeem this carbo-loaded creature! And Terrance just eats a guy, no for real...
Fosterian Bargain 02: Herriman's Home for Incarcerated Friends
August 01, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 59 MBIt is only the second episode, and the truly concerning stuff is out in full force! Herriman imposes dictatorial laws to torment Bloo, but gets his deserts when he suffers the worst fate of all: becoming an internet meme. Yet his macrame mandates are not the biggest obstacle for our leads, as Mac and Bloo find themselves trapped within the Escherian-Lovecraftian architecture of the house, never to escape. And Madame Foster reveals a devilish nature greater than our hosts could have imagined...
Fosterian Bargain 01: Getting Malled
July 25, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 44.1 MBYou thought they were dead, but imagine that, they're back! Connor and Agent Five break ground with Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and boy do we start on a low note! The denizens of the home try to get out as early as they can, terrorizing a local mall in the process. Yet the greater horror is found within the house's walls, behind a vault so well-guarded, it wasn't even locked. No matter where you hide, Blooregard Q Kazoo's sins shall corrupt you, and your shins will never be the same...
One Pump Chumps: My Gym Partner Is A Monkey
July 24, 2020 00:13 - 1 hour - 42.6 MBOur hosts step their toes into a series so malignant, they dare not give it more than one episode's thought. Dredging up some choice episodes from the world's most prolific buttocks-themed cartoon, they witness humanity's final whimper as a clerical error sends Adam Lyon to a nightmarish middle school full of semi-sapient zoo animals. Can the showrunners snatch boredom from the jaws of comedy, or will our heroes be torn apart like a cow-sized lump of cheese at Predator Training 101?
JNISH Episode 32: They Won, We Lost
December 08, 2019 17:00 - 1 hour - 61.5 MBFor Jimmy's grand finale, the showrunners make it explicit that he and Timmy are unambiguously evil and the shows' antagonists. Bored of tormenting their regular enemies, they create a supervillain capable of feeling physical and emotional pain to beat up. The background characters unionize to become one macro-Background Character, unified by their shared abuse. The universes collapse into a singularity point, and it is only by the grace of one particular angel that the hosts survive this on...
JNISH Episode 31: Beaver Boy Returns: The Squeakquel
December 01, 2019 17:00 - 1 hour - 51.4 MBThe results are in: Timmy's actually worse. Timmy causes an interdimensional incident because he is so repulsive that an entire dimension finds him unlovable. The boys both try to woo Cindy for their occult ritual dance, which she happily takes advantage of. Halfway through, the plot decides to begin, as Tim Curry heroically attempts to erase Retroville forever. And with Hugh MIA, Sheen becomes the most annoying fairy in existence...
JNISH Episode 30: Personally, I Prefer DOTA
November 24, 2019 17:00 - 1 hour - 55.9 MBJimmy tosses us millions of years into the past, and we feel every second of it. Yolkus and friends, having nothing better to do, recreate the Junkman episode with even worse pacing than before. Sheen teaches some bad caricatures the true meaning of friendship, utilitarianism, then learns to fly I guess. Truth be told, the writers throw a lot at the wall for this finale, but absolutely nothing sticks. And Hugh attempts a scorched-earth maneuver against Retroville, just because he can...
JNISH Episode 29: Jimmy's Endgame
November 17, 2019 17:00 - 2 hours - 76 MBWere it not for Sheen's counsel, I would have glassed your entire planet. The universe begins unraveling as the final stages of Jimmy's plan come to fruition. He discovers an infinite energy source on Mars, and will go to any ends to seize it for himself. Meanwhile, the writers decide it's time for us to finally hate Libby. And Hugh foils Jimmy's coup against Retroville by enjoying a nice cup of decaf mind-control...
JNISH Episode 28: The Deadwood Redemption
October 05, 2019 01:18 - 1 hour - 75.1 MBWe hate Carl. Jimmy assumes the role of Retroville's judge, jury and treasurer, and must wander the Test Field for his crimes. While he's away, Carl decides to fill the vacuum with his own brand of atrocity. In the background, Lovecraftian things are happening, but that's not the scary part. And Hugh's repressed hedonism comes out as he becomes a soulless monster (but what else is new)...
JNISH Episode 27: Better Jimmy is a Hero
August 11, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 51.2 MBThe central themes of this episode are planet-wide mind control, and Jimmy's insufferable crush on Betty Quinlan, and the latter is more horrific. Granny Badness attempts a coup on Retroville, only for Jimmy to assert his credentials to prove why he should be in charge. Later, Better Jimmy creates an alternate dimension to escape Worse Jimmy's vile influence, saving billions of lives. Oh yeah, and Houdini is there or something. And Hugh is made to watch as Carl muscles in on his perverted te...
JNISH Episode 26: Turning Japanese -- Alvin and the Chipmunks Cover
July 31, 2019 17:47 - 1 hour - 38.2 MBThe search is over: we have found a good episode of Jimmy Neutron. Libby gets kidnapped by an shonen protagonist looking to master the ancient art of contorting oneself ghoulishly, and only Sheen and his incompetent dancing can save the day. Later, Jimmy's chihuahua complex leads him to snap, transforming the whole town into Stuart Littles. But when unexpected forces arrive, can Jimmy's greatest invention of slavery save the day? And Hugh exploits the situation to relish in his hideous fetis...
JNISH Episode 25: My Big Ass Keeps Shredding
July 16, 2019 18:04 - 1 hour - 95.9 MBThe fact that this is not our first trigger warning for depictions of rape in Jimmy Neutron is the most upsetting parts. Carl gets a facehugger on the wrong end of his body, and the evil pro-choice Jimmy tries to stop him from dying. Meanwhile, Christian Slater's dignity is dragged through the mud again as he marries the show's T&A champion, who is secretly planning on killing him as reality falls apart. And Hugh legally disowns Jimmy in his lust for dead grandma money...
JNISH Episode 24: Urine For A World Of Hurt
June 09, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 45.1 MBPull up your diapies, you nasty freaks, this one's a doozy. Cindy's inability to act like a person gets her and Jimmy lost at see, and only heterosexuality can save them. Rather than growing as a person, Jimmy decides to make his grossest invention yet in an effort to save his home. And Hugh becomes an unwitting participant in a terrorist campaign which kills hundreds, because of course he did...
JNISH Episode 23: Fever Dreaming
June 02, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 73.4 MBConnor and Agent Five are both seriously ill with bronchitis, and start hallucinating episodes that are better than the ones they actually watched. Jimmy is kidnapped and tormented by an old nemesis, but is never the wiser because he thinks this is just what academia is like. Later, he creates spray-on megalomania that transforms Libby into an evil dictator, as one does, and must shatter all records to undo his mistake. And Hugh kills Jimmy... wait, for real? He does it multiple times, too?!
JNISH Episode 22: Total Party Kill
May 29, 2019 17:00 - 1 hour - 40.3 MBIt's time to do a pastiche of successful, well-regarded film series... but first, it's the Fantastic Four! Jimmy "accidentally" exposes his friends to lethal doses of ionizing radiation, and takes on the U.S. military with his findings! Later, a familiar foe shows up to positively dunk on the cast and do Retroville a much-needed service. And Hugh reverts to his primal form, played by Andy Serkis...
JNISH Episode 21: Rocking Out (Up A Hill) (Forever)
May 10, 2019 04:06 - 1 hour - 86.5 MBSomewhere in heaven, God is crying into his hands asking "Why? Why wouldn't they take a hint that I didn't want them to watch this?" Jimmy accidentally brings an alien parasite to Earth, and Carl immediately starts an infestation. A vague approximation of Gremlins happens, but the only thing scary are the attempts at comedy. And Hugh finds a horrific new outlet for his suppressed depravity...
JNISH Episode 20: Whoever Wins, We Lose
April 04, 2019 19:53 - 1 hour - 49.1 MBThe worst-case scenario has happened: we've encountered someone worse than Jimmy. A cracked-out rodent named Timmy Turner tries to rob Jimmy blind in his own lab, and causes an interdimensional incident that endangers all of Retroville... so basically, he's doing Jimmy's job for him. Meanwhile, a maniacal teacher tries to wipe out an entire race of supernatural beings, and we root for him. And Hugh's insatiable libido spells his own demise when a roleplay session goes sour...
JNISH Episode 19: No Survivors
March 18, 2019 04:02 - 1 hour - 45 MBTeams watching every episode of Jimmy Neutron lose their sanity 99.99% of the time. Jimmy responds to an alien phishing scam against everyone's warnings, and in doing so, signs up the Earth to be destroyed. He must best Tim Allen's gauntlet of unwatchable physical challenges if he is to ensure someone else's planet blows up, but will the promise of orc booty make him change his ways? And Hugh's obsession with alien smut turns out to be his best and only strength...
JNISH Episode 18: I'd Hit That, I'm A Dollar Menu Guy
March 10, 2019 07:16 - 1 hour - 85.9 MBWe may be on the edge, but we still don't need to, Skeet! Jimmy burns hundreds of thousands of dollars to move at a reasonable speed for moments at a time, and has to sell out to the corporations! But beware, he merely bides his time to unleash murder, drugs and pestilence upon the city. It's only when someone more materialistic and money-grubbing than him appears that there's any hope of defeating him! And Hugh drowns his demons in purple-flavored alcohol, bringing his ancestors to shame...
JNISH Episode 17: The Hunkman Cometh
February 03, 2019 10:27 - 1 hour - 71.5 MBWe're all doing our best to get off the Retroville planetoid today! Jimmy does his best to get his son-brother murdered by marauding aliens, and then sells out what few values he actually has to score with a theater kid. But who cares about that, because Connor drops a bombshell so big, Jimmy's neutron bombs are like firecrackers! And Hugh commits an atrocity so great, it is literally unspeakable...
JNISH Episode 16: Crossing The Line
October 07, 2018 12:00 - 1 hour - 88.8 MBLegitimate trigger warning for discussions of sexual assault in this episode, because yeah, the show really goes there. Connor and Agent Five are pushed to the limits of their patience as Jimmy murders without consequence, practices slavery more than once, and nearly destroys the entire planet. Really, though, the biggest villains at this point are the showrunners. And Hugh's attempts to redeem himself only make him more despicable than ever...
JNISH Episode 15: The Good, the Bad, and the Carl
September 29, 2018 23:29 - 1 hour - 122 MBIt's an absolute roller coaster of quality this week! Sheen's learning disorder is horrifically misdiagnosed, causing him to become the Emperor of Man, but he gets over it and has a cute couple moments with Libby. Jimmy's crimes are business as usual, but fortunately Carl picks up the slack by committing several felonies! And Hugh suffers when the world goes ape on him...
JNISH Episode 14: Six Billion is a Statistic
July 09, 2018 03:45 - 1 hour - 90.7 MBAll you need to know about these episodes is that the one where billions die is the good one. Jimmy accidentally causes a global extinction event while attempting to proofread his poetry, and then assassinates Santa Claus for fun. Connor nearly goes ballistic, while Agent Five is at a loss for words. And Hugh is unshackled from what little morality he has, allowing him to engage in his darkest fantasies...
JNISH Episode 13: So Bad, It's Scary
July 01, 2018 03:08 - 1 hour - 90.7 MBYou know what would make a great children's television? An eleven-minute homage to a gory horror movie from the 70s! Jimmy murders his friends and family to turn them into undead worker drones, makes a bid to become Lindburgh's technocratic dictator, and attempts to cover up his most murderous creation to date. And Hugh kills wildlife on an unprecedented scale...
Connor Loses His Mind On Mic
June 21, 2018 01:31 - 4 minutes - 5.62 MBWhile trying to record their commentary for Attack of the Twonkies, Agent Five's internet suddenly dropped, leaving Connor alone with his thoughts. For reference, he'd been singing this song the entire recording session whenever their was a gap in the conversation, but once Agent Five disappeared, he released his inhibitions and just broke loose. He tore his vocal chords and we had to stop recording for the night.
JNISH Episode 12: You Only Reassimilate Twice
June 18, 2018 21:11 - 1 hour - 70.5 MBIt's a Jimmy Neutron movie again! Get back here you coward! Jimmy gets jumped into the fake CIA to avoid being tried for murder, and is tasked with rescuing the world's worst super-spy. There's new friends, old enemies, and tons and tons of booty. And Hugh gets existential after transcending his humanity...
JNISH Season 1 Epilogue
June 08, 2018 04:53 - 46 minutes - 64 MBFollowing the events of episode 10, Connor and Agent Five are here to bury Season 1 in a shallow grave. Jimmy hits that sweet spot of being evil and incompetent, but what's far more interesting is learning who created the little gremlin in the first place. The hosts give their thoughts on the season overall, and desperately search for a way that the show could have been improved. And Hugh oversees the whole thing, announcing the horrors as they come...
JNISH Episode 11: Jimmy's Trillion-Dollar Scam
May 20, 2018 18:18 - 1 hour - 49.9 MBFollowing right on the heels of last season, Jimmy needs minerals... for reasons! Jimmy performs a horrific experiment on himself and his friends to buy a pirated Doom WAD, and to fund this, he steals a truckload of ludicrously precious gems. Not all hope is lost, however, when an unexpected hero sets Jimmy up for the greatest embarrassment of his life. And Hugh finally receives the punishment that he deserves...
JNISH Episode 10: We're History
April 29, 2018 17:36 - 1 hour - 50.3 MBAs we reach the end of an era, a primal hatred erupts from Connor and Agent Five. Jimmy tries to upgrade his necromancy device to a more convenient form, but when he gets flung back in time, it's up to his ork powers to save his skin. And Hugh commits an atrocity from which we will never recover...
JNISH Episode 9: Hugh-stile Takeover
April 22, 2018 19:05 - 1 hour - 28.7 MBOur worst nightmares are realized! Hugh takes control of the show, hypocritically denouncing cheating before happily reaping its rewards. Despite refusing to be a parent at all, he proves he can be an even worse dad when his inhibitors are broken. And Jimmy creates a demonic pizza, which somehow feels like an afterthought...
JNISH is back to stay!
April 22, 2018 03:31 - 5 minutes - 7.16 MBJimmy Neutron is a Shithead finally gets its editing situation sorted out, and is now coming to you Sunday afternoons! Connor and Agent Five discuss where they've been, how editing the podcast has changed, and what exciting new projects to anticipate in like, I dunno, 2020? Please excuse the bumps along the way, our audio quality is on the path to recovery!
JNISH Episode 8: About to Crack
November 05, 2017 20:28 - 1 hour - 60.5 MBIn this double-feature episode, Agent Five and Connor lower their guards after watching some good Jimmy Neutron media for a change, and are thoroughly broken by its sequel. Jimmy is ostracized when his racist conspiracy theories turn out to be correct... that's it, really. Nothing happens in Eggpire. And Hugh manages to be annoying anyway, ensuring this special isn't over easy...
JNISH Episode 7: Consistently Inconsistent
October 23, 2017 15:35 - 1 hour - 51.6 MBLike many clones of Carl before us, JNISH is alive again! Absolutely nobody pays attention to the writing or animation of these episodes, even as we meet the show's true villain: Britney. Also some unfunny old guy. There's a terrible party, a good video game, and a surprisingly meta representation of this very show! And Hugh destroys that which he loves most...
JNISH Episode 6: Not Actually Jimmy's Fault This Time
September 05, 2017 23:06 - 1 hour - 50.2 MBIn a shocking turn of events, Jimmy is not the plague on Retroville he normally is. Well, mostly. Half-and-half, I'd say. Jimmy tries to solve the crime of theft, but ends up committing crimes against humanity by accident. Then he actually releases a plague on Retroville, showing that he knows nothing about biology. And Hugh gets his very own episode, showing exactly why he shouldn't be allowed to star in one...
JNISH Episode 5: Lindburgh Hellementary
August 22, 2017 21:03 - 1 hour - 67.2 MBTaking a break from soul-based alchemy, Jimmy returns to a more mundane form of evil that he visits upon his peers. Jimmy establishes himself as the fascist overlord of Retroville, unleashing biological weapons to both both establish order and sew chaos, and takes the passage of time itself into his clutches. And Hugh leads the citizens of Retroville on a meth-fueled witch hunt to attack his son...
JNISH Episode 4: Not Even Death Will Stop Jimmy
August 07, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 74.9 MBIn an unexpectedly themed episode, we explore the metaphysical properties of the Jimmy Neutron universe. Jimmy switches his mind with everyone and everything in sight, kills himself through his own hubris, and then refuses to admit his ghostliness by trying to disprove the supernatural. And Hugh finds a way to abuse children and animals at the same time...
JNISH Episode 3: The Nightmare Becomes Reality
August 01, 2017 21:49 - 1 hour - 58.1 MBJimmy gets even more big-headed than usual, and that's saying something! The evil boy genius fails to have empathy for his victims even as their roles are reversed, endangers his friends because his misogyny outweighs his survival instinct, and kills hundreds if not thousands with environmental terrorism. Also he cheats at a talent show. And Hugh reveals his ability to be in two places at once...
JNISH Episode 2: Jimmy Rips Off Doctor Who
July 30, 2017 01:08 - 1 hour - 58.9 MBThe investigators are fully immersed in the series proper, and thus are forced to watch four episodes of this awful show. Jimmy seizes the forces of life itself to create and then immediately try to kill new family members and then, not content with ruining one timeline, rewrites history in pursuit of money and Wikipedia. And Hugh's murderous nature is revealed as he maims children and animals alike... Covering: Brobot, The Big Pinch, Granny Baby, Time Is Money
JNISH Episode 1: When Jimmy Attacks
July 25, 2017 00:00 - 55 minutes - 77 MBOur intrepid researchers take their first steps into the Boy Genius's twisted world, and are immediately beset upon by disgust and horror. Pantsless shrieking children are just the beginning of the atrocities as Jimmy invents an unscrupulous robot slave and endangers everyone thanks to his fragile ego. And Hugh's filthy secret begins to reveal itself... Covering: When Pants Attack, Birth of a Salesman, Normal Boy