JackWagon Express

JWE.045 Alien Porn

September 03, 2019 22:04 - 3 hours - 142 MB

There is no shortage of garbage to talk about these days... The guys dive into some news stories that have been trending lately. To update the whole Area 51 ordeal, the term "Area 51" has been searched on the popular site pornhub and is up 60,000%, that's a fact. Parts of California are getting politically correct and changing the term "manhole covers" to "maintenance covers" to be more politically correct. They have a whole list of this TRASH to look through. Although completely BS, it is...

JWE.044 Area 51, Bob Lazar, Google Earth for Aliens and Swamp A$$

September 03, 2019 21:59 - 1 hour - 77.4 MB

To infinity and beyond! In this episode we jump in to the "Storm Area 51" deal going on currently. This all started with a man named Bob Lazar who claims to have worked near area 51 in a placed called S4. He claims to have worked on UFO crafts among other things. It all blew up when he appeared on the Joe Rogan Podcast a few weeks ago. There is also a documentary out on Netflix about his whole ordeal. Do you believe we are not alone or have been visited? Maybe aliens created Google Ea...

Test, switching hosts

September 03, 2019 12:50 - 49 seconds - 805 KB

Just a test to make sure we are good to go!

JWE.043 Wanna see my Firecracker, Sweat Pants Boners

July 10, 2019 04:33 - 1 hour - 66.7 MB

In this episode, the guys discuss the 4th of July festivities. Steve gets shocked in the junk by a weed eater... this is interesting. What type of apparel did we wear in high school? Name brands? Cologne? Tommy Hilfiger, CK, or Georgio Armani ring a bell? What if a porn started with a fireworks salesman at the door instead of maintenance man or sales man? We get a little political at the end for a few minutes but nothing too major. Thanks for listening to the show!! Email the show...

JWE.043. Podcast Migration Update

July 09, 2019 21:23 - 1 minute - 1.78 MB

A quick update on the show...

JWE.042 Sweet Caroline

July 08, 2019 03:48 - 2 hours - 120 MB

Not sure where to even start with this episode... Chris is back and we invited Steve's wife Caroline to the show for the night. She is a riot... pure podcast comedy with her around... I really can't explain the content in this episode other than get ready to laugh and get ready for random!!! e-mail the show [email protected] and let us know what you think.

JWE.041 The Dick's Insider Club

July 08, 2019 03:42 - 2 hours - 125 MB

Marijuana Pepsi? It's not a drink or a drug... yes it's someones name. How did this come about. She was given this name at birth. This is an interesting story. There are a lot of crazy people in the news but "The Texas Butthole Tickler" got our attention so we had to dive in. The top 40 dumb things that happened in Florida this year so far... There must be something in the water in Florida. If there was a grocery store called Dick's, yes they have a Dick's Insider Club! Stories f...

JWE.040 Snakes go THTHTHTH

July 08, 2019 03:37 - 2 hours - 97.3 MB

Completely off the rails in this episode... #bieber vs #tomcruise and the twitter war is brought up. Where do you stand on this? O.J. Simpson is on twitter now... the juice is loose! John Stewart went off in congress and rightfully so. The people of 911 that responded to the tragedy deserve more. The #WWE is brought up. If the Rock was President and Stone Cold Steve Austin was Vice president, would they have entrance music? Who would play what role? Are there other players in the game...

JWE.039 Don't say boats and hoes

July 08, 2019 03:34 - 1 hour - 80 MB

Chris is absent but we still have a group of 4 in this episode. Eddie "the Eagle" joins the pod by phone, a long time friend. He is pretty much a legend locally when it comes to dirt track racing with 62 feature wins and multiple track championships. Ed tells a story that of course starts out at a bar and ends up in a race back to someones house. Beyonce is in the news so we have to discuss the social media threats happening to a lady that offered Jay Z a drink at a NBA Finals game. ...

JWE.038 Chickens with square buttholes, Minecraft eggs

July 08, 2019 03:31 - 59 minutes - 47.8 MB

Travis to the rescue! Steve is out sick, Chris is coaching softball so we make a call to Travis and luckily he answered. The discussion starts out with a talk about kids and graduation. That takes a turn to some stories about our favorite hole in the wall bar that no longer exists and pickled eggs. Pickled eggs can be a staple at a mom and pop bar but did you ever have a square hard boiled egg? The conversation jumps the NFL and the NFC North. Travis is a bears fan so we gotta hear a...

JWE.037 Welcome to the 2000's and Yuppie Devices

July 08, 2019 03:29 - 1 hour - 62.3 MB

The Gator is back!!! Steve got the Navigator running and couldn't be happier! That was just a side note. Did you hear about SCUBER? The new under water ride share? It's a real thing! The guys are continuing their trip down memory lane with everything trendy from 2000 - 2010. If you don't like music, don't listen to this episode. There are so many epic jams from this decade we just can't stop! Depending on your age, some of you may want to check out some of the music from early in th...

JWE.036 Welcome to the 90's and Hardware Store Battle

July 08, 2019 03:27 - 2 hours - 105 MB

The guys begin the episode with a Jackwagon Pick em... Items found in a hardware store are drafted as if Kipp, Chris, and Steve were going to battle it out to the death with these items. Who do you think would win? The decade of the 1990's was epic... this is the decade we grew up in. The 1990's covered ages 10ish through 21ish for the hosts of the show. Epic movies, music, snacks, and stories are all remembered as we take a tour through the 90's. The show closes out with a final r...

JWE.035 Hooker Hoops and Track Suits

July 08, 2019 03:24 - 2 hours - 112 MB

SPOILER ALERT at the end of this episode as the the guys recap the latest #gameofthrones episode. This episode is epic! The guys are on fire right from the start. The Jackwagons are diving into all things 1980's this week... but will they ever stop telling stories and get there? Yes of course. If you remember the 80's this will bring back some childhood memories. If you weren't born yet, hang on and hear what kinds of food, movies, toys and music they grew up on. These conversation...

JWE.034 80HD

July 08, 2019 03:18 - 1 hour - 76.2 MB

Chris is back which gives us a full cast at the Jackwagon Express. The guys discuss multiple trending items like taking a coffee cup to the face. Game of Thrones recap S8EP4... Spoiler Alert here. If you were to get pulled over by a police officer, what advice would you give... only wrong answers of course. There was a new baby born to royalty IDGAF, and who really cares? Why did NASA simulate the destruction of New York with an asteroid? Chris' secret ingredient to spaghetti sauce....

JWE.033 Russian Spy Whales

July 08, 2019 03:14 - 2 hours - 109 MB

Before you go any further... this episode is loaded with SPOILER ALERTS!!! Kipp and Steve talk about Avengers End Game, Game of Thrones, Split, and Unbreakable. There are spoilers. We go over a Fast Food Top 10 list and rearrange that thing to make it correct Jackwagon Express style. Is Russia using Beluga whales as spies? It is know that military units train dolphins for certain missions... Find out about a beluga whale that was found with go-pro mount on it and a tag with "St. Peters...

JWE.032 Transbutter

July 04, 2019 06:38 - 2 hours - 112 MB

Kipp and Steve take over this week as Chris is absent from the show due to who knows what... A new segment is here, Situation Room. Two birds, two doors, heaven or hell who do you believe? If you could change sex for a week would you? What would you do? Butter and I can't believe it's not butter... if you mixed the two what would you have? What would you name the product? If a good friend committed murder for a just reason, would you report them or help them dispose of the body? If ...

JWE.031 Super Hero Transmitted Disease, Game of Thrones Recap

July 04, 2019 06:21 - 1 hour - 71.3 MB

This week the guys dive into some interesting news stories including a dog getting a warning from the police. Jackwagon Express pick em draft this week... cereal. So many good options here, who's list will you choose? This weeks top ten list... top ten super powers. This gets debated a little but we can't figure out why one of these powers is not number 1 so we make our own list, and put it there. Episode 1 of #gameofthrones the final season is in the books and we recap this episode....

JWE.030 Weapons of War, Down goes AAF, a Guy named Guy

July 04, 2019 06:10 - 1 hour - 82.8 MB

The Jackwagon Express is back with a jam packed episode... A short discussion comes up about the failure of the AAF Aliance of American Football. It's a pretty crappy deal that the coaches and players are going through now... all the empty promises. A guy named Guy... Kyle Guy was a stud in this years NCAA March Madness tournament. The lame "Guy" jokes are unleashed. Potty training is in full session and "is that a shit"? A Jackwagon Express Pick em draft this week.. weapons of war. Wh...

JWE.029 AI, Food Draft, and Blowing Crickets

July 02, 2019 21:33 - 1 hour - 78.1 MB

A jam packed episode here... A conversation about AI is had... what does the future hold? Obviously not in our lifetime but if you have ever seen the 90's movie Demolition Man, is that what our future holds? What about sex robots... are we eventually going to be using machines for sexual needs to eliminate STD's? Grilling season is upon us! The guys dive into a top ten list of the best foods. Of course the list is torn upside down and re-arranged the way the Jackwagon Express thinks ...

JWE.028 Find a Moist Spot

July 02, 2019 21:29 - 1 hour - 42.6 MB

The guys jump into the #jussiesmollett happening but don't go overboard with it. We of course give our opinions but the conversation doesn't stay serious for long. We don't get political often but this is such a trendy item going on, we had to give our side. A mad lib breaks out again and after the show the picking of the words is edited out as it went waaaayyyyy too long and we didn't want to bore you with that so we got right to the story. Game of Thrones is getting closer every week....

JWE.027 Don't search for 2.5" PVC on Amazon

July 02, 2019 21:26 - 1 hour - 57.1 MB

After a week off, the guys are back with stories. A trip to a Milwaukee Bucks #fearthedeer game is a first. Only in Wisconsin will you find a brat launcher. Giannis was T'd up and wasn't happy about it... started throwing down some dunks on the Pacers. There are some stories about going to NASCAR races and how the actual race was the boring part of the whole trip. Of course, what does 2.5" PVC have to do with this podcast? If you go to Amazon and type "2.5 PVC" and keep scrolling fo...

JWE.O26 My first time was Horrible

July 02, 2019 21:10 - 1 hour - 53.8 MB

It's below zero again in Wisconsin and the guys are gathered in the T-shirt dungeon for some podcast therapy. Do you re-arrange the toppings on a frozen pizza before you put it in the oven? What's the deal with the crescent moon emoji on facebook messenger? Whats in the news: People are having more sex at home due to financial situations. THE GREATEST NEWS STORY OF ALL TIME!!! You have to get a listen this news story that makes about the same amount of sense as every other news story to ...

JWE.025 Spanking a Naked Fisherman

July 02, 2019 21:08 - 1 hour - 48.3 MB

In this episode, the usual suspects are back with some hilarious news stories, adult mad libs, and close it out with Game of Thrones Trivia. What the heck is a fisherman doing in the nude? Find out what the guys have to say about the fisherman and his worm. What would you do if you were out with your kids and came across this guy? Steve has a story from The Onion which is interesting, though we know the Onion is satire news, it is often better than the regular same old news. The guys st...

JWE.024 I'm not from Caucasia

July 02, 2019 21:05 - 1 hour - 64.7 MB

No notes... listed the the episode.

JWE.023 Hurricane Firing Range

July 02, 2019 21:02 - 1 hour - 45.5 MB

What would you do if a Hurricane was headed your way? Would you stand your ground? These guys did and got out their shot guns!

JWE.022 The History of Everything you Touch

July 02, 2019 20:59 - 2 hours - 94.4 MB

Would you want to know the history of everything you touch?

JWE.020 Lady and the Tramp Butt Spaghetti

July 02, 2019 20:35 - 1 hour - 79.2 MB

A classic episode... what if you had to taste through your butt?

Podcast Update!! Switching Hosts

July 02, 2019 19:53 - 2 minutes - 2.35 MB

Listen to this episode for the update info

Ep 19: Arnold Schwarzenegger Interview

January 24, 2019 06:29 - 1 hour - 67.7 MB

The KCS Jwags are back on a Wednesday... Kipp conducts an interview with Arnold Schwarzenegger that doesn't go as expected. The guys talk about Donald Trump and the fast food spread at the White House for the Clemson Tigers College Football team. Is this a discgrace? Does anyone realize that with the government shut down there are now White House Chefs on hand and President Trump paid for this out of his own pocket? We have not heard one complaint from players or teams about the meal. W...

Ep 18: Bird Box the real ending #birdbox

January 17, 2019 07:47 - 2 hours - 85.7 MB

The Jackwagon Express is back this week with some popular movie endings and how they should have really happened. #birdbox Bird Box was big hit on #Netflix and Kipp is the only one that has seen it so Chris and Steve really don't know what is happening. Spoiler alert but not really as Kipp explains how he would end the movie as the character Tom. The guys go back in time and decide who they would meet and what question they would ask. Did we really land on the moon? Who is the idiot ...

Ep 17: Amazeballs and Chode Steaks

January 10, 2019 07:03 - 1 hour - 82.1 MB

Kipp, Chris, and Steve become movie stars.... we all pick movies, make ourselves a character and change the plot or outcome of the movie as if we were writing it. Shawshank Redemption, Twilight, Armageddon, Titanic, Taken, Top gun, and Austin Powers are all in the mix as we make our own movies. Annoying words and phrases come up like, totes, totes adorbs, panties, Keep Calm and many other annoying words. A discussion is had about our Canadian listener Daggs about Bacon vs. Ham vs. Canadia...

Ep 16: Pizza Thongs

January 03, 2019 05:59 - 1 hour - 81.6 MB

The KCS Jwags do a 2018 year in review. This society is getting soft and we don't want to let those people slip through the cracks without getting noticed. Get off your high horse #getoffyourhighhorse with people actually thinking you should ask permission of your baby before you change his or her diaper. Also laws in New York are being passed that allow you to not assign a gender to your new born. Well if it has a penis It's probably a male and vice versa. Somehow pizza thongs get thr...

Ep 15: Cryptic Pregnancy

December 27, 2018 06:59 - 1 hour - 59 MB

Kipp, Chris, and Steve of the Jackwagon Express are back at it again after Chaos at Christmas week. Chris was butthurt last week about not having his own drop and Steve did. Find out if Chris finally got his own drop and if he is still whining about it. The guys go into talk about cars and whats on the market. Is there a good vehicle to find a couple people and a pivot man? Star Wars is in the discussion for a bit with the Jackwagon Express style dual as the resident nerds Steve and Chr...

Ep 14: Mom's Spaghetti

December 20, 2018 06:06 - 1 hour - 57.4 MB

We talk cars and technology with Chris as he works at a dealership selling Ford, Lincoln, Chevy, GMC, Dodge, Chrysler, ect. A story about spending too much money at a hibachi style grill. What the hell is in Steve's pocket from tattoo balm to wall anchors ect. A Marvel Cinematic Universe game show that Steve and Chris fare pretty well on. The guys also bag on each other about a few personal things. Chris is jealous of the new drops for Steve. Find us on twitter @jackwagonpod or email the ...

EP 13: Ferret in the Fish Tank

December 12, 2018 05:07 - 1 hour - 58.9 MB

The guys discuss the usual topics, criminals at walmart. A brand new segment is introduced... the JWE Game Show featuring the Marvel Cinematic Universe. #marveluniverse Kipp has not seen a Marvel Movie in its entirety but Chris and Steve are Marvel nerds and their knowledge is tested by Kipp with a quiz... how did they do? A person dressed as a cow tried to steal 26 gallons of milk and though they would get away with it. The first edition of the Jackwagon Express game show happens here. The M...

Ep 12: Dad Jokes, Insults, McCarthy Firing

December 06, 2018 04:58 - 1 hour - 63.7 MB

Kipp, Chirs, and Steve briefly discuss the firing of Green Bay Packers head coach Mike McCarthy, was it the right timing? Of coarse Walmart stories and criminals from the past and current local Walmart idiocy. The guys also talk about who they think they should GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE... Like people who think that because they have 4 wheel drive, that enables them to drive faster than everyone else only to find themselves paying to get towed out of the pickers a few miles down the road. Corv...

Ep 11: McCarthy firing, NFL playoffs

December 04, 2018 17:09 - 19 minutes - 17.7 MB

Kipp talks about the Mike McCarthy firing and gives his opinion on was it the right time. NFL playoff picture is in full swing... who is in, who is out, who has a chance to sneak in that wildcard position. All opinions welcome! Let us know what you think @jackwagonpod or email the show [email protected]

Ep 10: Racist Charlie Brown, Man ass at Walmart, GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE and STFU

November 29, 2018 06:52 - 2 hours - 88.5 MB

Kipp, Chris, and Steve discuss marijuana and should it be legal? Is Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Racist? GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE... Charlie Brown Thanksgiving was created in the 1960's with good intent and the soft society has something to whine about and the guys discuss why you should STFU. Capri Bibbs, skinny jeans, could this be a new fad? Hang Gliding gone wrong... instructor forgets to strap in student and he hangs on for four minutes and survives. Big Cow, is this real, photo shop, or ...

Ep 9: Turkey Day Week, Weird Thanksgiving facts

November 19, 2018 16:57 - 13 minutes - 12.7 MB

Kipp talks about Weird irrelevant Thanksgiving facts. The Bald Eagle was almost out as the National Bird and the Turkey in? This would have sucked in my opinion. Thanksgiving traditions, games, and fun. What are some of your traditions? Is your main course Turkey, Ham, duck, or something unconventional. Is your favorite dish a side? Grape jelly and chili sauce meatballs! Email the show with you traditions, or a hilarious Thanksgiving story! [email protected] or comment on twitter ...

Ep 8: A conversation with Siri, Google, and Alexa

November 16, 2018 05:17 - 1 hour - 153 MB

The guys get curious and and start asking questions to Siri, Google Assistant, and Alexa. Alexa has some not nice things to say about the podcast and the hosts but what does she know. As usual, NFL picks that will for sure go wrong. The NFL segment is moved to the back end of the podcast just in case you are not a sports fan, you can quit listening.... that's if you even started! A woman having sex with ghosts and is now going to marry one? Discussion is had about a Brazilian Butt Lift pro...

Ep 7: Dumb Fact Tuesday, it's cold, and pod preview

November 13, 2018 14:20 - 4 minutes - 4.06 MB

From the land of beer and cheese, it's cold this morning in Wisconsin. The Jackwagon Express brings in your day with some totally irrelevant dumb Tuesday facts you don't need to know. We touch on last weeks NFL Picks for a second, and let you in on a preview of some of the topics that will be on this weeks full episode of the @jackwagonpod Email the show with your questions.. [email protected]

Ep 6: NFL Picks Gone Wrong

November 12, 2018 16:00 - 55 minutes - 79.4 MB

The guys go over the NFL games for week 10 and make their picks. Steve makes his debut on the show and knows absolutely nothing about football but, makes some picks anyway and re-names some of the teams to his liking. Chris is not paying attention to his picks and is changing his mind at a rapid rate. These picks are sure to go wrong, I would not recommend gambling or placing any bets with these picks, if you do, I would go with Steve's as he is putting zero effort or research into any of th...

Episode 5: Week 9 Monday Night Football Recap

November 06, 2018 04:58 - 7 minutes - 12.5 MB

Kipp recaps the Monday Night Football game, Tennessee Titans @ Dallas Cowboys and gives his thoughts on the mis-use of Dak Prescott and Derek Henry. A tale of two halves with the Dallas Defense coming out with their torches and pitch forks just lighting people up and causing turnovers only to fade in the second half. We also discuss the possibility or lack there of for either team making the playoffs. Find us on twitter and let us hear your thoughts.. @jackwagonpod Thanks for tuning in!

Re-Launch, NFL Week 9 Hot takes, Pod preview

November 05, 2018 16:53 - 14 minutes - 13.4 MB

The Jackwagon Express re-launches the pod now that bugs are worked out. Kipp discusses some hot takes from the NFL Week 9 results. Why he hates the New England Patriots although admits they are one of the best teams of all time. Contenders and pretenders for the NFL playoffs half way through the year. Kipp also goes over what's coming up in this weeks pod episode... Thanksgiving dinner side dish draft, NFL week 10 picks, and Flat Earth discussion... is this even a real thing? Put in your two ...

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