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Jack's Silly Little Friendly Neighborhood Star Trek Discovery, Short Treks & Podcast

218 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 7 ratings

Jack becomes a man by doing a podcast all by himself about every single episode of Star Trek: Discovery, Short Treks, and Picard! Join him as he listens to some sweet tunes, cracks bad jokes and reviews each episode. Stick around until the end for sweet and spicy features!

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Episodes

054 - Cupid's Errant Arrow (LDS1x05) (with Barm and Cam Siemer)

September 08, 2020 15:22 - 2 hours - 152 MB

Parasite-induced love is in the air, as Barm and Jack are joined for the first time on this podcast by What Were We Watching·s Cam Siemer, one of the Founding Fathers of Castville, to talk about Bradward in Love. We reflect on Lower Decks (and Mariner) finding their groove, the disturbing lack of Dr. Katz, Star Trek Lore (and Data), DEEP SPACE NINE and where this bar flashback takes place, our innate Boimlerness, the X-Men film franchise, the bizarre history of racial surgical alterations i...

053 - Moist Vessel (LDS1x04) (with Barm and Sean Davis)

September 02, 2020 14:30 - 2 hours - 160 MB

The inimitable Sean Davis joins Jack and Barm in making juvenile innuendos about the title “Moist Vessel”, and pulls off a “hi-third-oh” unknown feat on this show-- being the first guest to write an email into the show DURING his appearance, in case you’re wondering what all the keyboard clacking that could only be partially edited out is.  They’re also talking about Tellarites, American puritanism, BEES, emotional honesty, binary fandom, and especially TNG, like, a lot.  This is one podcas...

052 - Temporal Edict (LDS1x03) (with Barm, Kevin Young and Jason Butze)

August 28, 2020 07:00 - 2 hours - 179 MB

To talk about time, and crystals, (but not time crystals) Jack, Barm, and Kevin are joined by RTW email legend Jason Butze, making his JSLFNSTDSTPALDP debut!  The gang has a blast diving into such diverse topics as the mistakes Jack has made, Butze’s take on Picard, Ben Franklin’s coolness, work-ruining changes from corporate overlords, Sliders, Garfield and newspaper comics, the exhausting sex fantasy fulfillment tasks that shapeshifters must face, and so much more.  Oh, and Temporal Edict...

051 - Envoys (LDS1x02) (with Kregg Castillo)

August 21, 2020 17:19 - 1 hour - 116 MB

It’s the second episode of Lower Decks, and the first appearance of a Ferengi in Star Trek in EIGHTEEN YEARS, so you know who Jack had to grab for this one!  That’s right, it’s Space Merchant Ferengi expert Kregg Castillo, finally getting to talk about Ferengis on Jack’s Silly!  In addition to waxing rhapsodic over their profound love of Quimp, the Dynamic Duo talk about where LDS has casually landed on the “Klingon Question”, Rutherford’s new grooves, fast talkin’ characters, and so much m...

050 - Second Contact (LDS1x01) (with Barm, Sam Stovold & Kevin Young)

August 14, 2020 09:05 - 3 hours - 218 MB

Saddle up! Let’s lock, load, and LOOK at the newest member of the Star Trek Crew (of shows).  To do that, Jack has brought back the P.D. Crew (himself, Barm, and Sam and Kevin from Reopening the Wormhole) to check out Second Contact, the first outing of Lower Decks.  Is it good Star Trek?  Is it funny? Does it have ENOUGH Star Trek/California references? Is it similar/different enough from The Orville/Rick and Morty?  Most importantly, is it FUN!? In addition to these important questions, t...

DISCO BONUS #11 - Die Standing, by John Jackson Miller (with Barm)

August 07, 2020 05:38 - 2 hours - 200 MB

LOWER DECKS!? Never heard of it. At this podcast, all we know is DISCO, and we got DISCO BOOK FEVER.  Jack and Barm, widely known as the two biggest Emperor Georgiou (and Section 31)  fans in the world, have joined forces to discuss the OTHER crazy thing between the first and second seasons of Discovery that was happening, with crazy starfish people, slug people, and lightning ball people during the wacky adventures of Emperor Georgiou, Finnegan, and Emony Dax.  All right, yeah, we’re gonna...

DRUNK STAR WARS, Pt IX - Star Wars, Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker (with Kregg Castillo)

August 02, 2020 15:14 - 3 hours - 265 MB

The drunk speak! That’s right, like our beloved Sheev, DRUNK STAR WARS has arisen from the dead, but the only difference is that this makes sense! Or as much sense as any drunk Star Wars episode could make.  Jack’s bottle of whiskey may have cost 80 dollars less than Kregg’s, but the end result is the same: another few fantastic hours of drunk assholes whining about Star Wars!  Jack has FINALLY found a sympathetic ear to try and keep track of what the hell is happening with lightsabers in t...

BONUS - Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Sober? Commentary) (with Barm and Kregg Castillo)

July 27, 2020 19:04 - 2 hours - 107 MB

Remember back when Jack, Barm, and Kregg discussed Saru’s origins, and promised you a Sober Last Jedi commentary track?  Of course you do, and 18 or so months later, here it is, because Jack can’t get enough of doing Last Jedi podcasts.  The Golden Boy, the guy who’s on like 70% of the episodes of this show, and your Jedi host are back to talk about The Last Jedi AGAIN, and this time you get to hear a cat vomiting WHILE YOU WATCH!  Once you’ve watched The Last Jedi this way, you won’t ever ...

BONUS - Daft Punk: Discovery (with Kevin Young, Geoff Clarke and Sam Stovold)

July 16, 2020 14:25 - 3 hours - 206 MB

It’s time to Discover Discovery all over again! This time, the robotic Jack and Kevin of last year’s ELO party are joined by a couple of daft punks, in the form of Sam Stovold and Daft Punk superfan Geoff Clarke of the ApeCast, to talk about 2001’s Discovery. Inevitably, as the alcohol flows freely, they’re gonna talk about Interstella 5555, and branch off into a bevy of musical topics and other tangents as well, as they go through the album track by track.  So dye your skin blue and get re...

BONUS - Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Black Swan (7x07) (with Lauren Petronaci and Sam Stovold)

July 04, 2020 18:44 - 3 hours - 186 MB

Beloved moths, the only Discovery podcast that is distermined not to talk about Star Trek: Discovery is BACK with its 3rd annual Curb Your Enthusiasm episode!  Lauren and Jack are ready to talk about asshole and swan killer Larry David, but HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER! Sam Stovold has discovered the cheat code to get on to podcasts, and that is making the host feel guilty about their past negligence.  It’s all good though, as Sam makes a fine addition to the Curb Team, as they investigate w...

DISCO BONUS #10 - Star Trek Discovery: Aftermath / Captain Saru (with Barm)

June 26, 2020 04:21 - 2 hours - 122 MB

It may be the millennium of Aftermath, but Jack and Barm aren’t awarding any platinum plaques to Star Trek: Discovery’s lackluster third comic series.  It’s Klingons again, and not even the combined powers of Pike, Spock, and a John Colicos looking Kor are enough to save this comic from an anemic story and dodgy artwork, plus shitty binding that has the TPB literally falling apart in your hands, as a final insult.   On the plus side, our magnetic co-hosts found the Captain Saru annual to be...

BONUS - Super Mario Bros. (Commentary) (with Barm, Sam Stovold, Kristina Kephart and Josh Lee)

June 12, 2020 07:02 - 2 hours - 147 MB

Trust the fungus, and trust Jack’s Silly to bring you the BEST random audio commentaries for movies in the podcast GAME! This ain’t no edited postgame discussion, it’s a commentating live as the movie plays thrill ride!  Jack’s Silly must have swallowed a mushroom, because it’s this show’s biggest audio commentary yet! Jack is joined by Barm, Josh Lee, Sam Stovold (Marvel Star Wars Explorers) and Kristina Kephart to talk about this misbegotten cinematic misadventure from 1993.  So fire up y...

PICARD BONUS #1 - Star Trek: Picard - The Last Best Hope, by Una McCormack (with Barm)

May 22, 2020 13:41 - 2 hours - 165 MB

Jack’s Silly coverage of Picard is NOT OVER YET, not as long as Una McCormack, Jack, and frequent guest Barm have anything to say about it.  In fact, being a prequel, it might be more accurate to say Picard hasn’t even BEGUN yet!  Jack and his Trek book buddy Barm unpack Una McCormack’s shockingly good novel about the fifteen years leading up to ST: Picard in this fitting coda to our Picard coverage (for now).  Guys, MAYBE this should have been the show??  Whatever the case, if, like most r...

049 - Et In Arcadia Ego, Part 2 (PIC1x10) (with Barm, Kregg Castillo, Geoff Clarke, Sam Stovold, Kevin Young, Richard Dunham, Sean Davis, Derek Buckley and Kristina Kephart)

May 02, 2020 17:36 - 5 hours - 283 MB

The day the Internet has waited for is here.  You are now FREE to model your Picard opinion of off Jack’s Silly Little Friendly Neighborhood Star Trek Discovery, Short Treks and Picard Podcast’s, and you can really pick whichever one you choose from this episode’s astounding, and quite frankly, ridiculous amount of guests.  NINE of the thirteen guests who have graced Jack with their presence over this season of Picard (and Picard-related Short Treks) are here, including Barm, Kregg Castillo ...

048 - Et In Arcadia Ego, Part 1 (PIC1x09) (with Barm, Kregg Castillo, Sam Stovold, Kevin Young, Richard Dunham, and Kristina Kephart)

April 22, 2020 02:09 - 4 hours - 246 MB

Hold on to your butts!  It’s gonna be a bumpy ride, because Jack’s Silly is about jam this Borg Cube right into Synthville, and this gang of six roguish podcasters with painful histories and dark secrets is here to make it happen.  Captain Jack is joined by Barm, Ferengi expert Kregg Castillo (Golden Boy?), Kevin Young (Reopening the Wormhole), Sam Stovold (Marvel Star Wars Explorers), Richard Dunham (Ghibli Minute), and the lovely Kristina Kephart, making her JSFLNSTDSTAPP debut!  In this m...

047 - Broken Pieces (PIC1x08) (with Barm, Geoff Clarke, Brian Rudloff, Amos Dunn & Emily Thompson)

April 03, 2020 03:23 - 4 hours - 231 MB

Jack’s Silly is BACK with some classic guests, and two new ones!  From distant corners of the Anglosphere come Brit Emily Thompson (Ribbalicious)  and Aussie Amos Dunn (Ei Sa Da) to join returning champ Brian Rudloff (Marvel Star Wars Explorers), Jack’s ApeCast cohost Geoff Clarke, and of course, the inimitable Barm. It’s the perfect episode for them to dish on and evaluate the various accents deployed by the Rios holo-family, and for Jack (tipsy on Geoff’s delicious homemade Romulan Ales) t...

046 - Nepenthe (PIC1x07) (with Barm, Kevin Young and Sean Davis)

March 22, 2020 17:41 - 4 hours - 240 MB

Jack’s Silly is finally staking tentpoles at Camp Riker on Nepenthe and it does NOT disappoint.  Camp Riker may have Will, Deanna, and Kestra, but Jack has Barm, Kevin Young (Reopening the Wormhole) and Sean Davis (After the Credits) to set up shop.  Oh, also, Picard and Soji exist.  We’re here to be a bunch of blubbering fools about Riker, but also to acknowledge that Deanna might be the true hero of the episode (and she has SHIT TO SAY, in rap form).  Somehow, we still find time to talk ab...

045 - The Impossible Box (PIC1x06) (with Geoff Clarke and Derek Buckley)

March 13, 2020 15:22 - 3 hours - 205 MB

Jack’s Silly Little Neighborhood Star Trek Discovery, Short Treks and Picard Podcast is going absolutely APE over PICARD! And whenever people are going ape, Geoff Clarke is sure to be around. That’s right, we’ve opened The Impossible Box, and it’s filled with fun! Geoff makes his Picard debut, and just to make things even more Ape-y, him and Jack have brought classic ApeCast fan and classic guest Derek Buckley on to the show to make his Jack’s Silly debut! As we get drunk on Geoff’s fantasti...

044 - Stardust City Rag (PIC1x05) (with Barm, Sam Stovold, Kevin Young, and Sean Davis)

March 08, 2020 03:03 - 4 hours - 231 MB

What the hell are you doing out here, listeners? You’re listening to the most epic discussion about Stardust City Rag ever recorded, starring classic Trek characters like 7 of 9 and Mr. Vup! Like Picard, Jack has assembled a crack team of podcasters to infiltrate your ears, like Barm, Sam Stovold (Marvel Star Wars Explorers), Kevin Young (Reopening the Wormhole) and Sean Davis (After the Credits) to talk about Borg Children, their surprising excitement at seeing 7 of 9 again, breaking down t...

043 - Absolute Candor (PIC1x04) (with Bryan Stovold and Susan Stovold)

February 27, 2020 20:18 - 3 hours - 171 MB

Picard is finally in space, and visiting Vashti to pick fights with Romulans, talk with warrior nuns, and add a new member to his party.  To help Jack process all this, he brings two first time guests to the ‘cast.  A couple of Founders who are somehow also Solids, Bryan and Susan Stovold (Jack’s parents) join the proceedings to talk about the Romulan diaspora, the Romulan Social Club, and delectable Romulan treats.  They’re also dishing on the many holographic faces of Rios, the myriad mode...

042 - The End is the Beginning (PIC1x03) (with Barm, Kregg Castillo, and Sean Davis)

February 20, 2020 16:23 - 2 hours - 140 MB

Can you smell what Jack’s Silly Little Friendly Neighborhood Star Trek Discovery, Short Treks & Picard Podcast is cooking?  That’s right, it’s another fat, juicy, carnal slice of podcasting goodness.  BAM! We’re kicking it up a notch with three great guests, all together for the first time ever.  Kregg Castillo makes his Picard debut with the scent of a Ferengi, Sean Davis smells like a sharp blue cheese that you’re rapidly getting to like, and Barm is here, wafting into your nostrils like ...

041 - Maps and Legends (PIC1x02) (with Sean Davis)

February 16, 2020 19:48 - 2 hours - 131 MB

  Jack has found the Map to a fun and entertaining show, and it points toward a podcast LEGEND: Sean Davis of After the Credits, making his Picard debut.  Like all decent and good-hearted people, Sean loves Jean-Luc Picard.  But how do we feel about Star Trek: Picard, the show, after the initial luster of the first episode?  As they grapple to answer that question, Jack and Sean address the big questions, like the role of A.I., Trek actually presenting both sides of an issue, the commonal...

040 - Remembrance (PIC1x01) (with Barm, Sam Stovold and Kevin Young)

February 10, 2020 17:31 - 3 hours - 186 MB

PICARD is back, and so is Jack’s Silly, and with Barm, Sam Stovold (Marvel Star Wars Explorers) and Kevin Young (Reopening the Wormhole) here, it is going to get SILLY AF.  So many questions to answer!  Is Picard good? Does Slush-o Cola mean Star Wars and Star Trek are in the same universe?  How does Picard compare to Disco?  Why SHOULDN’T Romulans be Irish?  Are pit bulls inherently dangerous?  What is Chingy’s role in all this?  Why do Romulans live in Borg Cubes?  What is this goddang po...

DISCO BONUS #8 - Star Trek Discovery: Dead Endless by Dave Galanter (with Barm and Sam Stovold)

February 04, 2020 19:03 - 2 hours - 139 MB

You’ve read this description of the episode.  And you haven’t.  And you will read it. And you won’t.  This podcast was on the road to PICARD, but we decided to take a U-turn into the mycelial network in Disco Town, by reading DEAD ENDLESS, by Dave Galanter.  As per Hugh-jual, Barm is here, but Sam Stovold (Reopening the Wormhole, Marvel  Star Wars Explorers) has also been kind enough to throw his fungal hat into the mycelial ring to talk about the greatest love story of all time, that of Pau...

039 - Children of Mars (ST2x06) (with Barm, Kevin Young, and Richard Dunham)

February 01, 2020 15:56 - 2 hours - 139 MB

DEVASTATING. Abolutely devastating. The only words to describe this podcast’s coverage of the Season 2 FINALE of Short Treks, Children of Mars. (Marge by the Monorail? WE DID IT.) To help Jack make sense of this tragedy, and of the bottomless cruelty of Rogue Synths, he has enlisted the help of some dear friends, including Barm, Kevin Young (Reopening the Wormhole) and Richard Dunham (Ghibli Minute, Akira Minute). They’re here to talk tween girl shenanigans, shitty bus drivers, John Carpente...

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 24: T'KUVMA! (ANNOYED GRUNT) (with Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentators Sean Davis and Josh Lee)

January 16, 2020 19:36 - 21 minutes - 21.2 MB

GRACIE FILMS. 20th CENTURY FOX. With Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentators Sean Davis and Josh Lee.

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 23: GARAK IS THE SMITHERS OF DEEP SPACE NINE (with Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentators Sean Davis and Josh Lee)

January 16, 2020 19:28 - 50 minutes - 47.9 MB

People in SPRINGFIELD continue to fall off the escalator to nowhere. The end credits play. A woman in a movie theater says ·SHH· as the GRACIE FILMS logo plays on the screen. With Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentators Sean Davis and Josh Lee.

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 22: GUYS STRINGING TOGETHER SIMPSONS REFERENCES (with Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentators Sean Davis and Josh Lee)

January 16, 2020 19:21 - 1 hour - 65.5 MB

HOMER'S makeshift anchor finds purchase on a gigantic donut, stopping the MONORAIL and saving everyone on board. As the townspeople evacuate from the MONORAIL, BARNEY speaks with LEONARD NIMOY, who then beams away. In an indeterminate future, MARGE narrates about the other monumental follies SPRINGFIELD has embarked upon. With Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentators Sean Davis and Josh Lee.

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 21: MULTIPLE OLD DECREPIT BARTS (with Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentators Sean Davis and Josh Lee)

January 16, 2020 19:10 - 39 minutes - 38 MB

SEBASTIAN COBB tells HOMER to find an anchor of some sort to stop the MONORAIL. HOMER makes a makeshift anchor out of some rope and the metal "M" on the outside of the MONORAIL, and throws it out the window. The anchor causes destruction throughout SPRINGFIELD. With Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentators Sean Davis and Josh Lee.

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 20: HENRY CAVILL IS WIGGUM (with Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentators Sam Stovold and Kevin Young)

January 16, 2020 19:03 - 42 minutes - 40 MB

The solar eclipse ends and the MONORAIL is once again dangerously out of control. Meanwhile, LYLE LANLEY·S plane to TAHITI makes a stopover in NORTH HAVERBROOK, where he is spotted from the ground. Angry townspeople storm the plane to attack him. KRUSTY throws himself from the MONORAIL, but is pulled back in by LEONARD NIMOY. All hope seems lost, until MARGE radios HOMER, telling him that SEBASTIAN COBB may have a solution. With Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentators Sam Stovold and Kev...

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 19: PRIMOY NIMOY (with Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentators Sam Stovold and Kevin Young)

January 16, 2020 18:50 - 33 minutes - 32.5 MB

Tensions between QUIMBY and WIGGUM escalate until they end up in TOWN HALL, now fascinated by the old town charter which they proceed to try and take from each other. A technician in the CONTROL TOWER suggests cutting the power, but the MONORAIL is solar-powered and thus cannot be shut down. As witnessed by LEONARD NIMOY, a sudden total solar eclipse brings the MONORAIL to a stop. With Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentators Sam Stovold and Kevin Young.

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 18: BUMBLEBEE MAN PHASE (with Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentators Sam Stovold and Kevin Young)

January 16, 2020 18:40 - 43 minutes - 40.9 MB

LEONARD NIMOY finishes explaining the doors in STAR TREK. HOMER and BART are enjoying conducting the MONORAIL, until there is an explosion in the engine, sending it out of control at dangerous speeds. HOMER discovers the BRAKES are out of order. SEBASTIAN COBB and MARGE determine the MONORAIL is traveling at 180 miles per hour. In the CONTROL TOWER, tensions mount between CHIEF WIGGUM and MAYOR QUIMBY. With Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentators Sam Stovold and Kevin Young.

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 17: MARGE VS. THE MONOR-ALE (with Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentators Sam Stovold and Kevin Young)

January 16, 2020 18:30 - 47 minutes - 45.3 MB

MAYOR QUIMBY finishes introducing GRAND MARSHAL LEONARD NIMOY. LISA sees LYLE LANLEY hurriedly leaving SPRINGFIELD with briefcases full of cash. SPRINGFIELDIANS board the MONORAIL for its inaugural voyage, as HOMER and BART start the train. Ominously, In the engine, parts begin breaking. MARGE and SEBASTIAN COBB arrive too late to stop the MONORAIL. On board, LEONARD NIMOY explains to another passenger how the doors on STAR TREK really worked. With Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentators...

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 16: POOR MAN'S NELLY (with Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentators Sam Stovold and Kevin Young)

January 16, 2020 18:16 - 33 minutes - 32.5 MB

At the GALA opening for the SPRINGFIELD MONORAIL, KENT BROCKMAN introduces a parade of SPRINGFIELD celebrities, including DASH CALHOUN, KRUSTY THE CLOWN, KYLE DARREN, and LURLEEN LUMPKIN. MAYOR QUIMBY introduces the GRAND MARSHAL, MR. LEONARD NIMOY. With Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentators Sam Stovold and Kevin Young.

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 15: CARROT TOP DEEP DIVE (with Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentator Barm)

January 16, 2020 18:08 - 35 minutes - 33.8 MB

MARGE explores NORTH HAVERBROOK, finding it to be a desolate and dilapidated ghost town. At the old MONORAIL CAFÉ, she encounters scientist SEBASTIAN COBB, who was hired by LYLE LANLEY to build the NORTH HAVERBROOK MONORAIL. He explains how LANLEY cut corners everywhere, and shows her what remains of one of the crappiest trains ever built, finishing by saying that SPRINGFIELD·S only hope is to have a great conductor. In SPRINGFIELD, the conductor HOMER has locked his keys in the MONORAIL. Ce...

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 14: HOME IMPROVEMENT MEAT (with Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentator Barm)

January 16, 2020 16:25 - 44 minutes - 42.2 MB

After seeing a family of possums living in the MONORAIL cockpit, MARGE feels uneasy, and decides to pay a visit to LYLE LANLEY. Seeing no one inside the foreman's house, she enters and looks at LYLE LANLEY'S notebook, finding some disturbing evidence in the form of doodles. LYLE LANLEY appears, but MARGE assures him she has seen nothing incriminating. More concerned than ever, MARGE drives to NORTH HAVERBROOK to investigate the legacy of the MONORAIL. With Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Comm...

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 13: JIM DAVIS HAS TO BE INSANE (with Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentator Barm)

January 15, 2020 17:04 - 32 minutes - 31.6 MB

In bed at home, HOMER tries to seduce MARGE, without success. On the last day of LYLE LANLEY·s MONORAIL conducting course, he selects HOMER to be the conductor. HOMER shows the family the inside of the MONORAIL. MARGE opens a panel to reveal a family of possums inside. With Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentator Barm.

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 12: MARGE PORN (with Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentator Barm)

January 14, 2020 18:26 - 27 minutes - 26.8 MB

Helping HOMER study for the MCATs, BART expresses his admiration for his father. Later, brain-dead slob BARNEY GUMBLE, in his cushy job building monorail tracks, accidentally causes a crane to drop a MONORAIL car on a house while waving to HOMER. In bed, MARGE expresses her concern to HOMER about his desire to be a MONORAIL conductor. With Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentator Barm.

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 11: CLASSIC ARGENTINIANS (with Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentator Barm)

January 13, 2020 13:49 - 30 minutes - 29.6 MB

On TV, the TRUCKASAURUS commercial ends, and a commercial for the LYLE LANLEY INSTITUTE OF MONORAIL CONDUCTING plays, inspiring HOMER. On the first day of class, HOMER is in attendance as LYLE LANLEY asks a team of investigative reporters to leave. At home, BART helps HOMER practice for the MCATs. With Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentator Barm.

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 10: I WILL NEVER FORGET TRUCKASAURUS (with Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentator Kregg Castillo)

January 10, 2020 15:30 - 29 minutes - 28.5 MB

LYLE LANLEY visits MS. HOOVER'S class to answer children's questions about the SPRINGFIELD MONORAIL. He adeptly sidesteps LISA's pertinent question with flattery. Meanwhile, on TV, JOHN TRUCKASAURUS, voiced by MARLON BRANDO, reigns supreme. With Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentator Kregg Castillo.

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 9: THE OL' REVERSE HITLER (with Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentator Kregg Castillo)

January 09, 2020 15:39 - 33 minutes - 32.5 MB

LYLE LANLEY answers the serious concerns of MS. HOOVER, APU, BARNEY, GRAMPA, and CHIEF WIGGUM in musical form. All the townspeople erupt into song and follow LYLE LANLEY outside in a flurry of excitement about the MONORAIL, despite MARGE'S concerns. In the car on the way back, MARGE tells the rest of the SIMPSONS how she feels. With Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentator Kregg Castillo)

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 8: THE TACO BURRITO (with Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentator Kregg Castillo)

January 08, 2020 06:20 - 22 minutes - 22 MB

LYLE LANLEY charms the people of SPRINGFIELD into listening to his proposal, a SPRINGFIELD MONORAIL SYSTEM. As he explains the MONORAIL, the townspeople begin to chant, and LANLEY begins playing the piano. With Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentator Kregg Castillo

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 7: GAMECUBE BIG MAC (With Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentator Kregg Castillo)

January 07, 2020 17:42 - 21 minutes - 21.4 MB

MARGE proposes fixing MAIN STREET and we see why it's in such poor condition. ABRAHAM SIMPSON'S disapproval of the idea is mistaken for support by the enthusiastic townspeople. The town and MAYOR QUIMBY seem to agree on fixing MAIN STREET when a mysterious stranger appears behind them. With Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentator Kregg Castillo.

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 6: MR. BURNS' SKULL (with Co-host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentator Kregg Castillo)

January 06, 2020 16:45 - 21 minutes - 20.8 MB

At TOWN HALL, MAUDE and MR. SNRUB make proposals on how to spend the three million dollars. After SMITHERS and MR. SNRUB escape, APU makes a suggestion. As MAYOR QUIMBY begins to busy himself with pornographic playing cards, MARGE prepares to make her proposal. With Co-Host Geoff Clarke and Guest Commentator Kregg Castillo.

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 5: THE GREEN JACKET (with Geoff Clarke as Co-host)

January 03, 2020 15:59 - 37 minutes - 35.6 MB

BART fantasizes about robotic ants destroying SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY. While SNAKE and other criminals rob SPRINGFIELD, the townspeople gather at CITY HALL to discuss with MAYOR QUIMBY how to use MR. BURNS' money. Geoff Clarke co-hosts.

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 4: WIFE BEATING DRUNK (with Geoff Clarke as Co-host)

January 02, 2020 17:04 - 19 minutes - 19.7 MB

MR. BURNS is ordered to pay three million dollars in restitution to SPRINGFIELD by JUDGE SNYDER. The SIMPSONS, reading the news, fantasize about how best to use the money. With Geoff Clarke as co-host.

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 3: RICH OLD YELLOW MAN (with Geoff Clarke as Co-host)

January 01, 2020 08:18 - 19 minutes - 19.2 MB

LENNY and CARL leave. SMITHERS and MR. BURNS try to hide the toxic waste in a park, but are apprehended by the EPA. MR. BURNS is brought to trial before JUDGE SNYDER. With Geoff Clarke as co-host.

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 2: THE KONAMI TRILOGY (with Geoff Clarke as Co-host)

December 31, 2019 17:06 - 36 minutes - 35.1 MB

THE SIMPSONS converge on their home on EVERGREEN TERRACE. HOMER leaves work and hits a chestnut tree. LENNY and CARL are disposing of toxic waste. Geoff Clarke co-hosts.

MARGE VS. THE MONORAIL MINUTE 1: BGM (with Geoff Clarke as Co-host)

December 30, 2019 18:24 - 41 minutes - 39 MB

Geoff Clarke of The ApeCast cohosts! HOMER, BART, MARGE, LISA and MAGGIE SIMPSON leave the scenes of their daily activities.

CARLOS BONUS #3 - The 3rd Annual Continuity Carlos Christmas Special

December 26, 2019 05:06 - 52 minutes - 49.5 MB

Merry Christmas!  In the spirit of the season, Jack has decided to cohost this year’s Continuity Carlos Christmas Special with Carlos and give him all the help and support he so richly deserves, and you will see why the two of them have remained the best of friends.  Of all the podcasts you have encountered, this one is the most… human.

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